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Tiny URL: http://tinyurl.com/9pnqz Last updated 06/23/2010 *BIG UPDATE*
Generally,
the closer an item is to the top of the list, the more recently the
link appeared on the Pawpet Show mailing list.
06/23/2010
BEST BIKER STORY - STUDENT'S BIZARRE ATTACK
ON HELL'S ANGELS - It's generally a bad idea to tick of the Hell's Angels
motorcycle club. It's even a worse idea to moon them, throw a puppy at them,
then hijack a bulldozer and drive it into their headquarters in Munich,
Germany.
CHILDREN OF MUPPETS CREATOR EYE 3D, DIGITAL
FUTURE - An update about the Henson company and the family.
ALPHA AND OMEGA - MOVIE TRAILER - An Alpha
Wolfess and an awkward Omega wolf are both captured in this goofy, romantic,
furry CGI film, sent as part of a Repopulation programin Idaho. Omega "I'm fine
with that!" Alpha puts a paw over his muzzle "Hello? No." Begin the situation
comedy cartoon awesomeness! Cute!
DULUX COMMERCIAL - MARLIE - Unending HORDES
of RL sheepdogs run through the streets in this paint commercial!
80's TEEN HEARTTHROBS - THEN AND NOW -
Before and after pictures of 24 teen stars, and the middle-aged adults they've
become.
SHEEPDOGS IN COMMERCIALS - Relative of Mutt
or Ezra? Singing dog sings about brilliant colors of pain. Dulux.
COUPLE DISCOVER THEY CROSSED PATHS AS KIDS
IN DISNEY WORLD - A prophetic early photo shows two kids who grew up to be
husband and wife. Apparently Captain Hook's sidekick Smitty has a magic touch.
Maybe the magic is real?
LATE NIGHT LAWSUITS - THE LYING WEASEL ON
TWITTER - Garrison things someone might be copying Poink out there?
FACE IN SPACE - NASA offers to let you fly
your face in space. Weird.
THE DARKEST OF DARK PIES - HOW TO MAKE A
SCHADENFREUDE PIE - Enjoy the essense of the misfortune of others with a taste
of this dark, rich, bittersweet desert.
2010: FALCON 9 (SPACEX) - The independent
space company SPACEX makes its first successfull launch! The start of a new
era!
THE CAT TWEETER. Makes a cat sound like a
bird.
http://i.imgur.com/C9FCB.jpg
THE TRUTH BEHIND THE GIANT SINKHOLE IN
SOUTH AMERICA - Many new recent photos have shed light as to what actually
caused the mid-city sink hole. Are you ready for.. A GIANT KITTY CAT? And that's
JUST the beginning... conspiracy theories. Just plain GOOFY.
ZAKUMI - Lion mascot for the FIFA World Cup
2010 soccor tournament in South Africa.
EQUINE LEG EXTENTIONS - DIGILEGS DEMO -
Gives the skin-on, skin-off view of how a set of fursuit digitigrade legs work!
Very realistic! Furry technology. Girl dances in them a bit.
SHIT MY KIDS RUINED - A website photo
archive of all the things the author's young children managed to destroy in the
course of growing up. "I asked my song to bring me the Ipod.. in the time it
took him to cross the room, he disabled my Ipod for 39 YEARS (21247248
minutes).. I'll be 79 before it unlocks." Parenting is fun ^_^
2 SENSE - 2 the Ranting Griffin now has his
own video show to go along with the audio rants, the latest of which can be
found here.
A WINGED QUAD LION FURSUIT ON
FURBID.
ANIMATED SHORT - "POP" A cartoon rooster
and a fox find themselves in a large field FILLED WITH CHAMPAIGNE BOTTLES! They
try them out.. only to discover that blasting corks make very good weapons!
Matrix moves as each take turns bombarding each other with corks, dueling until
they're both senseless. Sometimes you CAN have too much of a good thing. Beware
the chicken in your glove compartment. FIGHT! Battle. War is DUMB.
THE SHAK SLEEPING BAG - A Shark Sleeping
bag, in which the user pretends to having been eaten up to the neck by a giant
great white shark. Fun for all the kids! Up there with the Star Wars tonton
sleeping bag.
CONAN ILLUSTRATOR FRANK FRAZETTA PASSES -
Pioneer in modern fantasy adventure art.
TOYSREVIL - THE SHAK ACTION FIGURE - An
inflatible shark that almost looks menacing."
RIOT DOG - Oddly, in many of the photos
from riots in Greece since 2008, one dog has gotten into the photographs again
and again and again.. coincidence?
POINKCASTS - Poink's recently made updates
to his website, found here.
THE VERY FIRST DISNEY ICE-CAPADES - Wow,
early costuming was EARLY. Fursuiters. Old School. Circa 1957.
IGGY INVESTIGATES AN IPAD - A RL cat checks
out music and goofy games on an ipad, finally starting to bat at the touch
screen, and actually getting it to work! This is SO CUTE!! Cat plays the
PIANO!
CITY'S TOP SQUIRREL - Pearl the Squirrel
just because the mascot for the New York Parks Department "As the wags at
FARK.com put it, she narrowly edged out Vinnie the Rat"
MODERN WONDERS "I HAVE TO DIAL MY OWN
PHONE? PART ONE" "DIAL COMES TO TOWN" Old Black and White instructional video,
as actors explain to the worried populace how replacing all their phones with
ones with DIALS is no cause for alarm. Grandpa is up in arms at all this
newfangled technology! Old school. Public service announcements.
RAABE, 'WIZARD OF OZ' MUNCHKIN ACTOR, DIES
AT 94. "Munchkin Coroner is really most sincerely dead".
AVATAR DANCES IN FERNGULLY'S DUNE - Comic
chart that shows all the detailed plot similarities between the movies Avatar,
Dances with Wolves, Disney's Pocahontas, Dune, and FernGully. Right down to the
hippie moments. Plot hooks, plot holes.
THE ELECTRONIC DIGERIDOO - No, really, it's
like an electric guitar, only it's a FREAKING HUGE HORN instead. Kangaroos and
other Australian folk will rejoice as aboriginal technology reaches the internet
age. Still hard to pack in a suitcase though. Wind instruments. Musical
instruments.
FURRIES DO INDEED MAKE THE INTERNET GO -
"FERRETS KEY TO BRIDGING THE DIGITAL DIVIDE BETWEEN CITIES AND RURAL AREAS" - RL
Ferrets are being put down internet cable pipes to help lay cables and detect
breaks in existing ones. Cute picture of ferrets hissing at a Ferret Working
sign.
HOW TO MAKE PEEPSHI = PEEPS SUSHI - The
apex of evil doom itself, how to construct decently-looking sushi out of
marshmellow peeps, rice krispie treats, and fruit by the foot. "Do not eat an
entire Peeps roll. Unless it's a challenge. (Honor must be kept at all costs)"
Spits or Swallows. Easter. Peeps challenge deluxe.
SCOTTISH SUSHI - Uncyclopedia article about
making sushi in Scotland. Parody of Wikipedia.
GUNTHER-LA LA LA DING DING DONG - Totally
shameless music video where a guy wakes up with four girls and sings a song
about romance. Very little is left to the imagination, yet somehow it stays
PG-13 all the while. Valentine's Day with a bullet! Cheesy romantic foreign
accents. Gunther and the Sunshine Girls.
FUNDAY PAWPET SHOW #452 BLITZ SINGING ABC!
- What it says, Pawpet Kareoke! Jackson 5.
SALVAGE LOVE - DEATH BEAR AND FRIENDS - Is
Romance getting too industrialized? Here are several groups/companies that
specialize in making breakups less painfull. Death Bear (bear decked out in
Darth Vader gear) will come to carry away any momentos that bring on painfull
memories for you. Pay $10 to IDUMP4U.com, and a friendly impersonal person will
give your boyfriend the dark message you don't have to guts or courage to
deliver yourself. Love in the internet age. Evil Valentine's Day.
THE SQUIRRELS WHO LOVE TO GET STUCK INTO
COCONUTS - RL wildlife photo as garden variety squirrels try to clean every last
bit out of two coconuts suspended on strings, ending up standing upright wearing
coconut HEADS Jack-o-lantern style. Halloween? Foods.
BUCKS FIRST FEDERAL CREDIT UNION COMMERCIAL
- Fursuiter deer pretends to be hit by a car. "Oh no! Should we take him to the
vet?" "No! Take him to Buck's First Credit union!" they haul him in. "Ladies,
you did the right thing." Bucks are treated well there, get massages and
everything, even the chance to make more bucks! "We took our first buck to the
bank." "Oh NO! What happened?' Fun with puns. Lucky buck.
BUTT DRUGS COMMERCIAL - Commercial for
"Butt Drugs", an actual pharmacy owned by Mr. Butt in Corydon, Indiana. Done as
a goofy music video. Lots of kind patrons say "We LOVE Butt Drugs!" while the
ironic band plays "You can tell Walmart, CPS and Walgreen.. excactly where to
stick it!" "Free parking, in the rear!" Fun with subtley. From
ILoveLocalCommercials.com Amazingly, it's G-rated.
THE PREDATOR MOTORCYCLE - For those who
wish to consume the flesh of pedestrians.
MORTAL KOMBAT REBIRTH - As linked by Penny
Arcade. Reinventing MK in the real world, as a gritty urban drama in the crimal
underworld. The police want a convict to go down and infiltrate a planned
tournament of the world's top fighters and serial killers. Who is he, and who
are THEY? Fatality.
CREATION OF A SAND MANDALA - An amazing
time-lapse chronicle of a team Buddhist monks creating a masterpiece of art out
of colored grains of sand over the course of six days with "Detectors in the
Eyes" by Andrew Shapiro playing in the background. Once finished, the
masterpiece is destroyed.. and the sand used to compose it is poured into a
river, so that 'the blessing will travel throughout the world'. You might
remember a mandela from 'The Napping Cat's Dream' early comics.
03/03/2010
THE PREDATOR MOTORCYCLE - Perhaps something
a bit scarrier for relaxed members of the Pawpet Motorcycle Gang to drive.. the
last thing pedestrians see is Arnold Swartzenegger's nemesis growling at you as
you ride them down.
ADVENTURES OF A HUGE MANATEE - "The life of
Hugh G. Manatee" Poinks friend goes to the doctor, the dentist, kisses a cow,
reads managines while listening to Muzak.. he's a pretty regular guy, really,
aside from being a stuffed sea creature.
POINKTCAST - EYE OF THE TIGER - Poink tries
his hand at being an international news presense. Something is coming, go to
DEFCOM 1, hide from.. Tiger Wood's Club? o_O It has a mind of its own.
"Candygram." The News makes sure everyone knows exactly what The Club is doing
24 hours a day, a public service. Role models for kids.. it COULD be worse..
remember Michael Vic? Plenty of role models in politics, movie starts, even the
clergy. Wait.. nevermind. "How dare he screw up, and be human?" Last guy who
pulled this was in the White House, and we had a budget surplus. Time to move on
and start hitting golf balls again.
THE KIDDLE KN-COEG-3 NIGHTHAWK CARBON
MONOXIDE AND EXPLOSIVE GAS ALARM - A device that might be very helpfull on the
Pawpet Show set. "Poot Detector"
THE FUR COLLAR - A mixed drink, and how to
make it.
CAT ROULETTE - Feline form of Chat
Roulette.. where you not only have webcams of random people.. you have cams of
what their cat companions are doing as well. Still can get racy,
though.
POINKCAST - VALENTINE'S DAY - The most
romantic day of the year.. Groundhog Day! Oh, and the V-day. Getting the most
out of Greek words. Shooting people in the butt with arrows is supposted to
inspire love? Best ways to celebrate Valentines Days, Poink Edition. *CANDY*
What does your Little Candy Heart say to you? *CARDS* Cthuhlu loves you. So do
the Snorks. Don't let parents pick out the cards. "Why don't you show your love
for those special to you every DAY, instead of just on Special Occasions?" Be
good to your right hand. No, nevermind. Don't get him started about
flowers.
POINKCAST - PRO STATE - At home, Hugh is
flipping channels. "God, that Matlock is one sexy bitch.." shattering bathroom
window. A public service annoucer that sounds a lot like Poink starts talking to
Hugh about his prostate. "That's why we're endangered! We can't tell the mens
from the womens!" "Why is that?" Hugh beebles. Hugh's prostate is the key to
destroying Ed Asner? You.. really just have to listen to it, it defies
description :) (o_O) Seriously.
THE GADGET HACKWRENCH RUSSIAN CULT - Fans
of the Girl Genius-class inventor mouse from Disney's "Chip and Dale's Rescue
Rangers" (Chipindale.. was that joke -intentional-?) hang up posters of her on
public buses, and gather before the winged visage of her awesomeness on murals
they take with them as they travel the world.
REDNECKS DOEN BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY - Queen,
the Country Western version. (Does EVERYONE filk this song??)
RL SQUIRREL LOVES TO RIDE ROLLERCOASTERS -
'Squirrel banned from riding rollercoast' Daredevil squirrel pictured jumping
onto cares at the Alton Towers theme part,
MORE CLIMATE CHANGE INFO. Yes, global
warming can cause severe weather.. LIKE THIS WINTERS'S SNOW STORMS. Clip from
the Daily Show as it does an unusual weather report.
SCREAM GUY SPOTTED ON TV - Guy in mask goes
"Yaaaaa"
THE FUNNIEST (BANNED) SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL
EVER! - "Rolling Rock" beer commercial, where the ball gains a mind of its own,
then repeatly nutshots one person after another all over the stadium. "Nobody's
safe! Everybody's running!" Two guys with piece guards stay. "Nut Shot of the
Week."
FUR TV LINKS - DO CONDOMS REDUCE
SENSITIVITY? - Puppets test this theory.. by having a condom stretched over one
Grover-clone's head while the other one beats him up. Frog stops just before the
meat cleaver "Gentleman! This is not the scientific way to test a condom!" He
then starts pumping into the backside of a RL woman bent over. "That's what I
call sensitive!" 'Rubber rocks. Use a condom.' Public service
annoucements.
MORE FUR TV LINKS - "Why Do I Need a
Condom?" "What is Unsafe Sex?" "Fur TV - MTV CRIBS" "ED's Furry Fucking Guide to
Metal (Polskie Napisy)" "How to Cook Whit With Mervin HD"
THE GEEK HIERACHY - Once again, with
Furries on the bottom. I'm pretty sure somebody made this as a troll. Disses
Star Trek fans too.
GNILLEY PRESENTATION AT GAME JAM SYDNEY - A
brand new game interface! Heard of the telepathy game controller? In this one,
the ANGERIER you get, the more damage you do to the Legend of Zelda enemies!
"RRRAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!" they explode. Basically, the guy finishes the
whole game by screaming. Fun :)
GOAT GUN SHOES - A bizzare high-heeled
show, fashioned from a goat's bigitigrade hoof.. and an actual handgun in the
back for the stilleto heel. This is GOT to be for some sort of movie. Hollywood
costumes, furry clothes. Emelda Marcos would love these.
TRY TO WATCH THIS WITHOUT LAUGHING -
HAMPSTERDANCE REMIX - Lots of animal photos of pets in human clothes going O_O
at the camera while it plays.
WATCH THIS 100 TIMES YOU WILL STILL LAUGH -
On a serious Dutch talk show, Boemerang (Boomerang) the host interviews a
disabled couple in front of a grim audience. Unfortunately.. the husband has a
-VERY SQUEAKY HIGH VOICE- due to botched medical treatment of his vocal chords,
and the host, inspite of himself, can't help cracking up, although he tries to
put a brave face on it. Finally, it's time for questions from the audience.. and
a guy with a SUPER DEEP VOICE talks, sending the host rolling. Is it a prank?
Maybe, who knows :) Host works in radio now. Sad.
DRAWING WITH MUTT - 0:18:15 to 0:25:30 of
Show #317. Mutt shows people how to 'draw an angry person' with some
misgivings.. some sort of in-joke is going on? Drawing quickly goes awry as
triangles turn into other things, and the stage starts to disintegrate. Family
Fued *EEEEEEH!* buzzer. 'Wacky NuNu'? Trogdor?
SLEEP TALKING MAN - Blog about the random
mumblings of a woman's husband as he sleeps, recorded here for all the world to
see. Sleep Talkin' Man. "I'm sorry. I just ate asparagus. You'll have to clean
the toilet."
MANATEE BUMP - Repeating Gif of a manetee
floating toward the glass enclosure of its underwater pen, then nosebumping and
drifting back like a bouncing ball. "Something for Hugh."
FOX STEALS MY BAG - RL video of a feral fox
that visited some hikers out in the woods, very hungry, and willing to approach
for some gummi bears. It tries to steal one guy's backpack at one point. Arctic
fox.
A FOX THIEF! - A small red fox tries to
steal a guy's tennis shoe at the beach, leading to a frantic camera-holding
chase, then another as he tries to get back to camp with the fox following
him.
PHIL HARRIS & SCATMAN CROTHERS
REMINISCE ABOUT ARISTOCATS - Guys from the Disney movie do some music from the
movie, from a 1978 Special for the Wonderful World of Disney. Baloo guy. Bear
Neccessities song.
POINKCAST - SEXY - The best way to destroy
Osama Bin Laden? Find what women want. (?) Guys want to know how to get laid.
Girls figure out guys easily. "We're like Gremlins.. except we can eat after
midnight and we don't mind getting wet *SPLASH*" Three rules for pleasing guys.
Yes, no controversy here. Guys bend over backwards trying to please mysterious
women. Suggested reading: '237 reasons why Women Have Sex'. "This is the Harry
Potter and Twilight of guy books!" One big reason? "To get help with the
housework." Record screeches. Cue the rant. The Shamwow guy Owns
You.
Info about 'Why Women Have Sex', the book
of 237 reasons. (God I love Google)
FURRY VENGEANCE! - New movie coming out,
where a green community is about to get nuked by a big developer, and the RL
animals want to protect their forest. So they gang up on the agent of the
company, making his life a living hell in the cutest, most creative ways
possible. "Warning! Cute skunks and raccons ahead!"
RUNNING FROM CAMERA - Well, these are a
bunch of photos of people doing.. just that.
POINKCAST - FULL SERVICE - Poink serves
Hugh breakfast, with freshly squeezed Diet Coke. "Just like my privates!" While
Hugh enjoys himself, Poink goes to make the broadcast. Customer Service, or the
lack of it. Folks putting pickles on your food that would rather fantasize about
Spongeebob? Girl at gas station greets people with "May I help the next Guest?"
Abused words. People who use your first name for pseudo familiarity. Guests
aren't Customers.
POINKCAST - SAUCED! - It's a Poink
Christmas. What do the gifts people give say to you? Colone for Christmas? o_O
Carefull, it burns. Cook books lead to a greater chance of kitchen explosions.
Frappe and drinks don't mix, may impode the universe. Guys like to improve
things, which often doesn't. Goodness gracious, great balls of
fire.
ARNOLD STANG, Sublime Sidekick, Dies at 91.
Voice of Top Cat, the felinine incarnation of the Bowery Boys and Phil Silver's
Sgt. Bilko in the 1960's cartoon from Hanna_Barbera, and Herman the
Mouse.
THE MAGNAVOX ODYSSEY ON WHAT'S MY LINE? -
Garrison upload "For all the prehistoric video game system lovers out there. The
contestants think they're doing -something- on the screen.. think it might be
risque? Genesis of video games.
ALAINA REED HALL HAS DIED. She was 'Olivia'
on Sesame Street back in the late 1970's and early 80's, and in '227'.
POINKCAST - PET PEEVE - Poink on Pets. Fish
and a cat. Good for people who 'want to have children, but aren't sure they're
ready for the responsiblity'. Won't reveal the Balloon was a publicity stunt.
Pet Holiday Sweaters "If YOU wouldn't wear it.. your pet shouldn't either!"
Poodles = Garden Sculpture? Pet tattoos in Russia? Overweight people, overweight
pets. Bowlingball = bad.
SHARK SURGERY - A plushie Shark (Shak?) is
dissected in a series of detail photos on a Russian website, and a lot of
strange things are found therein, like in the movie JAWS. A Nintendo control
belt-buckle?
HD: FOX SNOW DIVE - YELLOWSTONE - BBC TWO -
RL video of a red fox curiously stalking a mouse underneath the snow, moving
ever so slowly.. then jumping to POUNCE it. Very cute! Those big ears come in
very handy.
The "FOXY ELF" animation that was once on
the YAHOO! homepage for Christmas
THE SUNDSVALL DRAGON PARADE - A city in
northern Sweden holds a celebration each year. The town was once almost totaly
destroyed by fire in 1888, so it was rebuilt in stone, and they placed dragon
figurines on top of the buildings to ward off future fires. The tradition became
an festival, and today all things Draconic can be found in
Sundsvall.
ROY DISNEY HAS DIED
POINKCAST - WISH LIST! - What are you
getting for Christmas? What do you WANT for Christmas? What will the next Hot
Toy be? Who decides? Manic kids, that's who. Don't drink the eggnog. The joy
that are Pokemon/Care Bears. Alternate Care Bear names? Care Bears vs Cabbage
Patch kids. "Look, if one of these popped out of a womb, the Doctor would whack
it back in with a croquet mallet." Mortal Kombat over dolls. Beanie Babies and
Happy Meals, be hungry. ZuZu robot hampster. Trends come and go, like Furby's.
Careers for out-of-favor toys. The Poink Toy? Be afraid, be very afraid. Hugh is
the first customer.
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT EXPLODES IN CARROLLTON
HOME - Lady fills every square inch of her home with Christmasy things all year
long. People who are obsessed.
STORE OPENS DEDICATED ENTIRELY TO
MARSHMELLOW PEEPS
THE BIG SWALLOW 1900 - A very early Black
and white B&W short film, more of a stunt than anything else. A guy walks
toward the camera, then pretends to EAT it, mouth opening wide. Cut to the
camera being consumed by a black tarp, and the startled cameraman trying to
retreat, then also falling into the oncoming void. Cut back to the guy smacking
his lips. The end. Cool, yet a bit creepy as well. When people were just
beginning to play with visual effects.
SUBNORMALITY - Online webcomic with a
Sphynx trying to get by in the modern world.
SHANGO THE ATOMIC COWGIRL - From
Subnormality, Adventures in Crag County. In the Wild West, a cowgirl in
futuristic powered armor and a talking cybernetically-enhanced mule walk into
town, teaching a few rowdy guys who's boss with her gravity gun. Furry since the
mulk talks advanced calculus and kicks a guy over the horizon. Comics. "Problems
of an Atomic Cowgirl."
DEATH BEAR - (Darth Bear?) Bear in a Darth
Vader mask goes about, taking things that invoke painfull memories in others to
help them heal. Part of the Club Animals series? Bunny Butterfly goes
next.
ALOE VERA SHIELD DEODORANT - SKUNK USES
DEODORANT IN COMMERCIAL
UNEXPECTED FOX VISITS - RL photography of
foxes in England in urban environments. A fox climbes an escalator? Foxes invade
homes, lounge on sunchairs, get into potted plants, very cute!
BIRTHDAY PARTY AT CHUCK E CHEESE CAN GET A
GUY CHEESED OFF - Column article about Chuck E Cheese, it's good to bring
weapons these days? (by total irony, the advertisment on the page was also about
Chuck E Cheese) Fight Club?
2009 ANNIE AWARDS NOMINEES - Awards for
best animated material, like the Oscars and Academy Awards.
ELF YOURSELF! - The elves have left the
building for the holiday season.. but check back next Christmas!
CAPTION PHOTO? RL POLICE DOG IS STUCK IN A
POLICE CAR WITH A RL BUCK, both of which have their head out the same window,
almost as if kissing. The dog looks very attentive. Wildlife.
THE MUPPETS: BOHEMIA RHAPSODY - You'd
better HOPE this is just fantasy.. Gonzo and a chicken chorus starts off the
famous song about the cruelty and injustice in the world.. and somehow.. it's
kid safe. Animal says "Mama, Mama? MAMA!" repeatedly. Fun with conference calls.
Filking, parody. The Music of Queen, as you've never seen it
before..
ANIMALS WITH LIGHTSABERS! - High concept
fun. Star Wars.
CLINGY CAT BUGS PATIENT COP - A RL cat
climbs all over a policeman how's TRYING to write up a ticket. He's good natured
about it, but then the cat tries to climb all over his face and eat his hair.
LOL cats.
YOU SEE CAT AND MOUSE LOVE? - RL video of a
housecat being bugged/nipped by two mice that actually chase her around the
house. Funny! When things are reversed and opposite. LOL cats.
POINKCAST - THE 100TH POINKCAST! - Poink
talks about how nice his Grandparents were to him. The Old Generation knows how
to dish out punishment. Piccasos of Pain? Shopping with Grandma. Deviled eggs
after Sunday School Brunch "I was basically a walking weapon of mass destruction
<BOOM!>" Grandma walks behind. Farting on your Grandma is bad. How to pass
the blame for farts, the art of Misdirection. Grandma swears. How Grandparents
get even. It's not pretty. Grandma farts, then locks and seals the car, in the
middle of summer. "And that story was part of the very first Standup I ever
did." Yay 100! Salutes folks who listen.
HAND PUPPETS ARE LATEST VICTIMS OF H1N1
SWINE FLU - Libraries in Minneapolis MN will no longer let people check out hand
puppets, for fear of spreading the plague. Pawpets are carriers!
POINKCAST - FINANCIER - You've got extra
money! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH IT!?? Several suggestions.. but remember
that with the economy your future could evaporate. Invest! "Here at Poinkcast,
we're not all about just creating award-winning comics.. <RIMSHOT!> Hey, I
won Doushbag of the Year two years running <HAPPYWHISTLE>" Invest in the
only thing that will Stand teh Test of Time. "PORN!" Don't waste time with
t-bills, go for t-backs. Suggestions for Porn Movie names ready for your
investment. Good for taxes! Good plan, assuming you make it to 65. Introduction
of the ICBM "The Intercontinental Ballistic Manettee! 'Moo'" Poink fires Hugh
into space. Gifts that keep on giving.
FREEFALL CLIP - Cop "SAM!!" Sam "COP!" Sam
runs off flailing his arms while the Cop slowly walks behind him. Robot "Natural
enemies often react by instinct. I'm going to follow and provide a soundtrack."
Wolfgirl "National Geographic would never have set one of their chases to
"Yackety Sax." ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ )
Furry Webcomics. aka The Benny Hill theme.
GAG REEL - THE IMMUNITY SYNDROME - The crew
of the Star Ship Enterprise argue wether to go Forwards or Backwards repeatedly.
Spock repeatedly headbashes the console. "Monotonus, isn't it?" Goofy music in
the background. Fun with Star Trek. The Enterprise watches Nimoy's own "Bilbo
Baggins" video. "What is... THAT?" "Unknown, Captain." "(shrug) Try another
channel." Crew covers their ears from the mind-destroying audio. Spock looks
agast. The Enterprise explodes. Funny! The Middle Ages defeat the
Future.
NEW YOGI BEAR MOVIE COMING OUT. CGI
goodness. Dan Aykroyd is in it?
FURRIES "My Song Hates Being Homeschooled"
- Image (fake?) of an online message in which case a parent laments their kid's
lack of interest in Furries "Yesterday, during our scheduled Furry Hour, my 7
year old refused to be cooperative right from the start.. "I don't want to learn
about furries anymore. This is stupid. I wish I could go to school like all the
other kids." "Needsless to say, I was devasted. I tried to tell him that the
reason I homeschooled him is because the public school system does not respect
our believes and practices. I reminded him of the time his first grade teacher
called child services because I barked at her during our parent-teacher
conference." And I thought Religion had problems in school. Joke.
CRYPTOKIDS(TM) - "Again, irony is dead.."
Happy cartoony furry site made by the NSA, inspiring children to become hackers.
Yes, it's real. Uncle Sam wants you.
HAPPY DOGGIE - CELESTIAL CLOTHES AND
SLEEPING MATTRESSES FOR DOGS - Karate Woof, anyone? Fun with accessorizing. For
when you really want to pamper your pets.
KNOW YOUR MEME - "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC HELPS
EXPLAIN AUTO TUNE - The history of the Auto Tune software, first developed and
used by an EXXON engineer to help find oil, then used to correct singer's
voices. Soon, it became a runaway technique for robotic voice effects, even
allowing webbers to remix videos so that people talking appeared to be
singing.
CARL SAGAN - 'A GLORIOUS DAWN' FT STEPHEN
HAWKING (COSMOS REMIXED) - An Autotune treatment of the Cosmos TV show, turning
it into a musical odyssey into time and space and the awesomeness of
nature.
ALMA - A Pixar-quality 3D animated short,
yet with a creepy quality foreign to such works. A little girl writes her name
on a wall, then sees a doll that looks -exactly like her- in the window of a
nearby shop. Then it vanishes. She tries to enter the shop and take a look, and
finds herself in a room filled with dolls, including hers. Be carefull what you
wish for. While timed for Christmas, this one is best viewed on
Halloween.
GREEK ROCKET WAR - Every year there's a
festival in Greece where two town fire approximately 50,000 rockets at each
other.. trying to hit each other's church bell tower. You like fire? They've got
fire. 4th of July.
THE MARVELOUS TOY - PETER PAUL AND MARY -
Time-honored children's tune, full of wonder and happiness. The base song for
the murderous parody following things.
THE MURDEROUS TOY - Fabulously twisted filk
of "The Marvelous Toy" by Tom Paxton, about a Science Fiction toy that destroys
the house and escapes into the world, blowing things up. Folks
songs.
POINKCAST - WEE-ZELL - The History of the
World, Ferret Edition. "Over hundreds of thousands of years, we've been nothing
but a boon to mankind!" Best pet ever, doubles as attack animal. Weasel poop as
an afrodesiac? Everything goes better with spin. And still.. people stuff
ferrets down their pants. "We do bite.. we will KEEP biting.. what did you
expect!?" World record for ferret-legging, better than waterboarding. Ferrets as
special weapons "I got your special weapon RIGHT HERE!" Still illegal in
California due to rabies, but you can still stick them in your pants.
Smart.
FLUFF AND SUCH PUPPETRY - Relink to the
main site. Nonsanity is helping to host the Pawpet show high def download, and
wouldn't mind a bit of donation help.
SOUPY SALES IS MR.X - On the show 'I've Got
a Secret' the contestants have to guess Soupy's secret, which is "I've had
14,000 pies.. thrown in my face" He also demonstrates the art of being hit by a
pie after telling a bad joke to the live audience, and convinces the reluctant
host to take a turn at it himself. Funny :) Old School.
POINKCAST - FLOW - Poink discusses the
elderly, the uses for Vics vapor rub. Invading Walmart, mechanized wheelchairs.
Florance Henderson attacks.. doom by Brady Bunch. F-L-O-H Club, what does it
stand for? Corporation dedicated to help seniors navigate the internet. Twitter
by seniors "I can't find ma teeth!" What's the internet for again? (1-2-3..)
Yes, he works that 'I've fallen, and I can't get up!' line in there
somewhere.
LOUIS WAIN'S PSCHIZOPHRENIC CATS - Art
gallery of an artist slowly going mad, showing anthropomorphic cats acting like
humans, then having them burn and change into fractal patterns (from what I've
heard, the order wasn't nearly that neat, and some of his sane pictures were
done between crazy ones, but oh well.)
ANIMAL MAKERS - 'Hollywood's finest
animated, animal replicas' has a few robots that tell jokes as well. Range from
realistic to cartoony.
TRANSLYVANIA TV - (posted a long time ago)
An adult-theme Puppet comedy show featuring short skits, snappy, ironic humor.
Vampire notes garlic doesn't work, and actually tastes good "It's an
anti-oxidant." wants to take over the world, but found Jerry Seinfeld already
did that earlier. Happy Halloween!
RIP SOUPY SALES "COME PIE WITH ME" -
Another legendary comic as passed, master of the Pie-In-The-Face Soupy Sales.
The Ed Sullivan show.
ICE-SKATING BEAR KILLS CIRCUS DIRECTOR -
Why it's important to give your employees those extra fish.
POINKCAST - TECH NO! - Ah, the wonders of
modern life. Poink continues his love/hate relationship with technology. What
happens.. when progress goes TOO FAR? Your house lets your dog go out? "And
here's the problem.. deep down.. all our gadgets and technology HATE OUR GUTS!"
HAL on your cell phone isn't wise, he remembers everything you've ever typed,
and picks the worst word that fits. What do you do.. when you can't trust the
voice of your GPS? If it tries to off you...
THE MAKING OF "THE FANTASTIC MR. FOX" -
Upcoming furry stop-motion movie gallore.
SALVAGING A SKATEBOARD CRASH - A kid
stumbles from a railing, only to land on his still-moving skateboard. Time to
say 'I meant to do that'. 'Nut shot denied'.
WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE
TATTOOS
DEEZLBERRIES'S FERRET DANCE! - A fast,
awesome, and goofy animation of bouncy ferret puppets boinging along to 'The
Moog Cookbook' by Buddy Holy. Another intro for the Pawpet show? Rinky dink.
Fun! Music video.
HOW TO MAKE A CUBIC, PAPERCRAFT CAT
DJ.
A WEASEL HUGS ITS BABY - Awesome wildlife
shot, very touching.
DIRECTIONS TO FAP, NEBRASKA - Two rusty
signs in the middle of nowhere, both pointing to FAP, and both point the
opposite direction.
FUN WITH NUMCHUCKS - Two guys get a bit too
gung-ho showing off their flashy martials arts moves and gear on a Japanese Buy
It Now show, and one of them accidently smacks himself in the nuts, Chuck Norris
style. Great fun for everyone watching, if not for him. Fatality. Mortal
Kombat.
DUST: AN ELYSIAN TAIL, HAS WON THE XBOX
LIVE INDEPENDENT GAME COMPETITION. The game is by Dean Dodrill, artist of the
Jazz Jackrabbit games, and features all all-furry cast with beautiful world
design. Should be downloadable soon.
THE MEAT CAKE - 'It's not the Meat Pie, but
it's close' Pictures and step by step instructions for making a
realistic-looking cake made entirely out of meatloaf, with mashed potatoes for
the frosting and ketchup on top. Food. Spits or Swallows. Mentioned on
Radiolawn?
KAJIMBA ANNECY 2009 TRAILER - A 3D
Pixar-quality animation (has some frame rate issues, you'll want to turn HD
"OFF") of the furry owner and patrons of a bar in the Australian Outback.
Drinking, swearing, losing at darts.. it's all good. Just drink the beer, don't
smell it.. it can make a buffed crocodile lady pass out. Cartoons. Oh, and
there's a Golgotham in the outhouse. Just because.
THE BERLIN REUNION - Puppetry on a truly
epic scale, as Berlin celebrates the 20th anniversiary of the Fall of the Berlin
Wall. As part of the celebration, two GIANT puppets (40 feet tall!) of a deep
sea diver and a 'little' girl are reunited, after the wall thrown up between
them by sea monsters is destroyed. They walk down the streets of Berlin just
like ordinary people (although their string cages are pretty obvious) and
eventually leave together on a boat. The performance took several
days.
DISSAPPROVING RABBITS - You've heard of LOL
CATS, right? Well, this is the depressed, lapine version. Each of these bunnies
is Not Amused.
WILDLIFE EXPERT: 'Raccoons are little bears
on crack'. Coons attacked someone? Raccoons are taking over!
PETCENTRIC - SNOUTS IN YOUR TOWN: CAT
CIRCUS! - A mini circus featuring performing cats! Even has a three-piece band!
They have an Ocelot too? I guess you can herd cats.. when they let you, and you
have treats.
A MODEL DAY AT DISNEY PARKS, EXCLUSIVE
TILT-SHIFT VIDEO - An elaborate model set of Disneyland and Epcot, featuring
tens of thousands of models, and almost photorealistic detail. All the rides and
roller coasts, and time-lapse of the park from day to night.
MR BEAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES Part 1.1 -
Everyone's favorite Bizzare British Person is back, watching television. He ends
up in a fox fursuit later on to try and get a picture of a fox family, and ends
up being chased by a hunting party through downtown London. Remember, it's the
cartoony world of Mr. Bean.
1976 CHEF BOY AR DEE MINI RAVIOLI
COMMERCIAL - A fox and a rabbit salivate over canned food in this animated TV
commercial. Yappy and JR doing lunch?
WARNER BROTHERS COMING TO YOUTUBE - Google
and WB have reached an agreement, allowing people to post WB content on Youtube!
This means the Time Warp is fair game again for subservient videos.
BUNGEESKUNK'S VINYL SHOW - Where you can
find his streaming audio show, where Bungee plays vinyl records on Monday and
Thurday nights from 7:30PM Eastern to 11PM, baring tech issues
TRICK-OR-TREAT AS DANNY TREANOR - Central
Florida 13 News gives you a mask you can print out and wear to scare people, as
a horde of meteorologists decend upon the world.
TOUCH MY BODY - Youtube, a wolf-girl does a
sexy dance. Links to many other fursuit videos.
POINKCAST - ITOUCH - Point reflexes on
ever-changing technology. "A set of earphones, with one for each ear!" Tapes vs
MP3s, or having the real band follow you around. Tiny little things always get
hidden. Touch screens? Machines get too personal.. "Manly men DO NOT TOUCH!" Ok.
What John Wayne and Chuck Norris would do to the Wii.
TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! - Believe it or
not, the art of Pirate Speech has a website.
THE POETRY OF HENRY GIBSON: A TRIBUTE -
Henry Gibson has recently passed away. This video shows some of his work for
Laugh In, in a series of quick little clips. John Wayne walks in, carrying a
giant daisy, looking disgruntled "The Sky is Blue.. The Grass is Green.... Get
off your butt and join the Marines." Funny :)
CAB CALLOWAY - THE SKUNK SONG - Black and
White very old school music video, a quartet of singers sing about the troubles
of being skunks "Nobody loves me.." then they wig out and play happy music.
Furry.
SLAP CHOP RAP - That guy who sells Shamwow
sells the Slap Chop, a food processing dodad, which a guy remixed into a rap
that actually rocks very well. "You're gonna love my nuts!" Spits or
Swallows.
SLAP CHOP REMIX - LOVE MY NUTS - Remake of
the same clip as above, but with "Love my nuts." repeated frequently with
maximum irony. Parody.
IT'S THE MOST HORRIBLE TIME OF THE YEAR -
From the Scary Solstice album. Yes, Cthuhlu has a band, and it loves to filk
Christmas songs for Halloween. Parody of 'It's the Most Wonderful Time of the
Year'. Evil Christmas.
WTF - THE FURRY FETISH - G4TV - ATTACK OF
THE SHOW - A quick summy of Furry Fandom in three minutes, lots of detail about
conventions and fursuits.
POINKCAST - FIESTA - The US does corndogs
right, but doesn't do so well on the international stage. Competing with Japan?
Pichacku's goona get you. America doens't listen to people, which is why they're
making a 3rd Scooby Doo movie. Fiesta, a great American car, made of balsa wood?
Friends like to put the car on the roof. Apparently Poink likes the Mach One
better. Fun tricks to play on a Fiesta, all of which he found out the hard
way.
POINKCAST - SUPER POWERS - Poink loves
comic books! Batman wasn't so impressive at the convention, 400lbs and all.
Superheros would be a good addition to today's mixed up world. Guys always seem to have more clothes,
while women have skimpy outfits. Poink has other things he would do with super
powers. Everyday super powers that suck?
POINKCAST - MICRORAVE - When Microwaves
Rebell. Could use the stove, but this isn't the Dark Ages. The joy of churning
your own butter? "God I love the Amish." How Microwaves changed the world,
trading taste for speed and convience. The secret origins of
Gormets.
POINKCAST - RICHARD ENVY - It was a nice,
happy day, when Poink hears someone with a friend named Richard, who wants to be
called "Dick", and the other objects. People who are too obsessed over proper
language. People know dirty words from kindergarden. Richard is a Dick! Get used
to it. Not every word is dir
THE CAT PIANO - An 8-minute animated short
from Australia. The blue and black furry film noir village of cats is a
happening place full of music and song.. until the Human came from the
lighthouse, catnapping felines to build the most horrible musical instrument in
the world.. the CAT PIANO, where each touch of the keys puts a NAIL through the
tail of a feline, making it yowl to produce the note. Now the city lives in
fear. Is this the end of the story?... Grim, yet with a surprising touch of
hope. Definitely not Disney. Hand-drawn animation. Brilliant.
Awesome.
THE NEW FOLKMANIS PUPPET CATALOG - Features
a stripy new ferret.
BIBLIOBURRO - In columbia, a teacher has a
portable library on the back of his burrow
Poink has a contest idea on his livejournal
page.
THE ANIMATOR AND THE SEAT - After drawing
bears for entirely too long, an animator begins to imagine his chair is rubbing
his back and following him. Which it is.. and it won't let him leave. Twilight
Zone time! Must.. draw... BEARS!!! Herbie? 3D animated short.
"THE LETTER M" PEPPERMINT PARK - A creepy
imitation of Sesame Street as 'Ernie', a fleshy human puppet, sings a song about
the Letter M. "Come aLONg GanG! SiNG aLONg with MmEe this tIMe!" o_o I'll order
my M&Ms off the web.
AFTER THE FOX (CACCIA ALLA VOLPE 1966)
OPENING TITLES - "Where is the fox?" The fox is a cartoon thief, a red fox
chased by blue police. Old movies.
RANDOM HAM RADIO TROLLFIGHT AUDIO - Guys on
ham radios talk about health care, it gets angry. Lexipro and you.
THE SADNESS BOWL - KFC Kentucky Fried
Chicken's move evil creation yet.. the Double Down Sandwich, using two chicken
breasts instead of a bun. Wow. Over 1200 calories.
WHAT BERT AND ERNIE *REALLY* LOOK LIKE -
Angling the camera down to see the puppeteers underneath.
THE MANY FACES OF MICHAEL JACKSON - A photo
history of all the chances his appearance took during his life.
13 THINGS MADE OUT OF BACON THAT SHOULDN'T
BE - Behold, the Bacon Bra.
POINKCAST - MACH ONE - Poink loves his fast
cars. Then the alarm goes off. Back when cars could survive a crash. The history
of Automobiles, Poink edition. Crank that 8-track system! Fun with collisions.
At least it wasn't a Pinto. Have a Fiesta.
QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG! -
A literal video, where a feral fox tries to play with a very relaxed dog,
eventually pouncing and jumping over it. Real life animals. Furry.
Cute!
FAIL BLOG - "Torture Chamber Unsuitable for
Wheelchair Users". sign at Medeval Times?
TRON GUY HAS TO SELL HIS TRON AIRPLANE ON
EBAY - Hard times hit us all.
POINKCAST - BUBBLES - Hugh the Manette
hijacks the show, and asks Bubbles the Chimp, who speaks only in chirps and
shrieks, what happened to Michael Jackson? A very interesting conversation. JR
walks in by the end. "Hugh, when did your mother get here?" Bubbles goes nuts.
Fight scene. Good luck JR.
POINKCAST - HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL - Poink
feels angst when invited to his High School Reunion. Favorite things to suffer
through during high school. Still lighting farts on fire after all this years?
Uh oh, here comes a flashback... Poink almost becomes Homecoming
King??
MOVIE TRAILER - THE FANTASIC MR. FOX! -
Furry stop motion animation of an anthro fox and his friends trying to save
their home from invading humans. Goofy, full of awesome lines and shameless
groovy style.
JAPANESE PIZZA COMMERCIAL - Freaky animated
dance number where pizza topping ignore their pizza slice. "IGNORED!" They're
fresh, anyway. Dancing pizza toppings
1000 WAYS TO DIE - EM-BEAR-ASSED - A
psuedo-documentary where a dweeb named Randy trips out on magic mushrooms,
strumbles through the desert and runs across a group of fornicating furries.
While spurned by the fursuiters, they guy finally get lucky.. with a REAL BEAR.
"This is your brain.. this is your brain on drugs.. and this is a bear ripping
out your throught while you were tripping out on drugs." #412. Hack piece, but
funny.
FLICKER SHOTS FROM SAN DIEGO COMICON - Lots
and lots of Cosplay! Anime. Slide show. TONS and TONS of pictures, from every
movie, comic and anime you can IMAGINE.
REMOTE CONTROL - In this clip, a dog
follows a laser pointer, ever after its aimed at the crotch of someone sitting
nearby. Ouch. Nut shot.
INVADING THE VINTAGE - Cute aliens invade
classic post cards. Who knows, maybe they were always there to begin
with...
TOXIC AUDIO'S NEW VIDEO "THE SOUND GUY" -
An emotional tribute to That Guy Who Takes Care Of The Sound Board. Goofy and
fun as always, with lots of post-production and goofy audio mixing effects. The
guy just sort of listening and eats a sandwich while pushing buttons. LOL. A
tribute to tech support people.
ROLLER SKATES ON A ROLLER COASTER - A
*CRAZY* person uses special in-line skates and connecting equipment to turn
*HIMSELF* into a roller coaster car. This guy is *NUTS*! But it looks like one
heck of a ride..
ENVIRO-BEAR - Page for a furry cell phone
game. Prepare your bear for hibernation by grabbing food, then driving your car
into a cave. "You can throw stuff out of your windows and sunroof!"
ALL TOGETHER NOW - Garrisonskunk posts the
video as seen on the Pawpet Show. All over the city, the words 'All Together
Now' keep appearing, on tshirts, umbrellas, and toy airplanes. Creatively filmed
in RL. The Beattles.
POINKCAST - ODE TO SPRING ROLL - Poink has
lost a loved one.. his special Betta Fish, Springroll. Dealing with Pet Store
Employees. Wins two Betta fish by being 60th customer? Other fish is named
Sushi. The pain is felt by all. The Adventures of Springroll, what -did-
happened at band camp?
NUM 8 DYING IS A LIE - Evidence now is that
Num8, the fur who people donated money to so he could come to the US and visit
about before his inoperable tumor kicked him.. was lying from the start. That's
right, the guy from the mailing list.
MEAT CARDS - THE CHALLENGE - Got meat? Got
Lasers? Got Fun.
VITALIC - PONY - Music video of several RL
dogs in slow motion, bouncing on trampolines with Super Sayan hair and lasers in
the background. WAHOO!!! Behold the teeth of the raving poodle! Furry. Drugs?
Techno. Dogs taking bathes.
SAM THE EAGLE DOES 'STARS & STRIPES
FOREVER'. The Muppets beatbox to the famous march as patriotic images play in the background. There has never been a more
"memorable" version of the song as this one done by Animal, Beaker, a giant
bear, The Swedish Chef, a chicken and a penguin. Sam "To protect our country
from weirdos!... oh nevermind..." 4th of July.
CROSSED GENRES EPISODE 8 - ANTHROMORPHISM -
"The Magazine of Science Fiction and Fantasy with a Twist". The Furry edition,
foxes and girraphs riding a merry-go-round with humans.
PUSH TRASHCAN - Another robotic
remote-controlled attraction at Epcot.
CHEF REMY FROM RATTATTOIE AT EPCOT, travels
on a rolling cart.
LUXO JR. DEBUTS AT PIXAR PLACE -
Animatronic version of Pixar's famous Desk Lamp maschot, who dances to the
background music idly. Second video is at night.
POINKCAST - SPLISH SPLASH - Fun with water
in the summer! The vampire effect between white skin and bright sun. The joys of
Strategic Sunburn when you fall asleep while reading a book in the Sun. Being
able to swim is a plus. The love of waterpark slide collisions.
PAPER TACO TRUCKS - Print them out, and
fold the paper to make your own toys!
ALTERNATE REALITY PHOTO COLLECTION -
Alternate look at comic characters. Superman fighting Goku, Popeye the sailor as
a WRINKLED OLD FART, anime version of the Peanuts gang. TONS of Mario art. Harry
Potter in a duel with The Punisher.
SHOE-STEALING FOX IS BUSTED! - RL red fox
caught carrying off people's shoes.
POINKCAST - TACO ENORME - "Are you kids
ready for a healthy meal?" YAY!! "Then why the *(*#$ did your parents drop you
off HERE?" What really goes into Taco Bell taco meat, burritos. JR foils Hugh's
attempt to hold up the place by playing Barry Manilow music. Anyone still
hungry?
POINKCAST - FLAME ON! - The joys of
overpopulation, things that will help solve the problems, stupid things kids do,
and the adults they turn into. What's the dumbest thing you ever did? Don't hug
sleeping cats. Jumping into a pool with alkaseltzer in your shorts?
Gassy.
SCIENCE MERIT BADGES - Boy Scout badges for
grownups into particle physics.
AFV MEETS TF2 - WORLD OF CRASHES - As lots
of funny American's Funniest Home Videogs clips play, they're voiced over by
awesomely well timed sound cips from Team Fortres 2! "WE MUST STOP LITTLE
BABY!"
THE GMOD IDIOT BOX: EPISODE 1 - Comedy
variety show made by a guy using Gary's Mod, making comedy with the cast of
Half-life, Left of Dead, And Team Fortess (anything Valve). Guy using
hacks owns everyone in the office, then gets owned himself by Dr. Hacks, who
bashes his head in with a computer monitor. Fast, insane Warner Brothers cartoon
action in 3D.
POLICE SHOOT STUFFED ANIMAL WITH TASER - Apparently sausage is the least of
people's worries. Don't Tase Me Bro!
THEY CAN'T SHOOT SAUSAGE, CAN THEY? - "Nationals mascot Screech had issues
with the team's sausage cannon" Your guess is as good as mine.
BLEND YOUR OWN ADVENTURE! START HERE - Ever seen those Will It Blend
videos, and wondered if it's all real? A guy has produced a series of Choose
your Own Adventure videos, where you can actually click on what two things you
want blended on the screen, then see the result. Try it out! He actually drinks
it at the end, too. Spits or Swallows.
POINKCAST - DA RUDE - Dealing with rude people who cut in line. Nice guys
finish last? People getting ruder, not just with farts. Slow fast food people.
Techniques for flinting a full cup of soda. Bullies to gas station attendants.
"You know who I blame? Bobby McPharen." Don't Worry, Be Happy. Grammy song
becomes viral, overloading people's sense of niceness until it explodes. "Do
unto others, then run!
POINKCAST - IDIC - Yay, Star Trek is back! "Kirk, Spock, Bones, Scotty,
Shaggy and Velma are BACK". The joy of extreme fandoms, and it's not furry
fandom this time! Trekkies and Trekkers and Kilingon linguists rejoice. Poink
"It's a @#$@ MOVIE!" People still drink Budwiser in the 24th century. Dr. Who
sound effects.
TRUMPET THE COMPLIMENTARY DINOPUP VISITS EPCOT CENTER- (relative of Triumph
the Insult Comic Dog?) 20 minutes of goofiness in the world's largest Golf Ball.
Disney World. Relative of Zorlack?
AACHI & SSIPAK - "Soon MTV's programming will literally be crap.."
South Korean film in the near future where all fuel is gone and the world is
powered by human extremement. It just gets weirder after that. Anime-ish.
ODE TO SUSAN BOYLE - Stargazer makes a
parody of the song Susan sang for Britian's Got Talent, "I Dreamed A Dream" from
Les Miserab. It's on the Docter Demento Show page.
SUSAN BOYLE - SINGER - BRITIAIN'S GOT
TALENT 2009 (WITH LYRICS) - This is a story with a fairy-tale quality. Susan, 47
years old, is solid and dumpy-looking, with high dreams as she enters the show
where so many have made fools of themselves, but she has a quiet confidence. The
judges and audience are very skeptical as she introduces herself on stage, and
annouces she's like to be a professional singer. Then.. she calls up "I Dreamed
a Dream" from Les Miserables, and has the entire audience in *3 SECONDS*. She's
absolutely wonderful, and hits the sad song as if it were the greatest triumph.
Dreams really do come true. This video will make you cry.
Surprises.
CARTOON CHARACTERS IN FINE ART - Snow
White, Peter Griffin, Inspector Gadget and other notables appear magically
inserted into several famous works of art, as if they belonged there in the
first place.
SHEEP WEARING SCREAM MASK SCARES HERD - A
sheppard puts a death mask on one of the sheep, and the rest all avoid him.
Happy Halloween. Don't answer the phone.
THE SECRET BEHIND TOOL'S "LATERALUS" - A
rock song set to starling images from the Hubble Space Telescope, with text
added describing how many aspects of the song follow the Fibonacci Sequence.
Math.
FURSUIT RECORD ALBUM - From Quebec in the
1980's a fursuit group sings The Hits! Flashy cover art.
POINKCAST - HANDY MAN - The injustice of
Handicaped parking spaces and bathroom stalls. And a lot of randomness. Poink
wants laws where people can beat people who aren't handicapped but take a
handicapped spot, so they then qualify for them.
CAT SHIT ONE MOVIE TRAILER - THE ANIMATED
SERIES - For reasons I can't guess, a Japenese animation studio has made a CGI
series of nearly photorealistic rabbit marines, fighting in the middle east
against a group of camel terrosits. Your standard Meet-the-Guys-In-the-Platoon
buddy war movie.. just furry, and racist too, in a furry way.
SCARY BIKER HELMETS - The Russian
Flickr-like picture site strikes again. Demon helmets, dragon helmets, bug eyes,
all the technology motorcyclists need to scare little kids even more on
Halloween.
NAKED VIXENS HAVE MORE SEX? - An actual
scientific article detailing the changing behavior in the arctic of regular
foxes, and those who, due to warm climates (or global warming) grew less fur.
While it's bad for guys, it seems to be a plus for girls.
THE MICHAEL JACKSON AUCTION FLICKR - See
all the various things found at the Neverland Ranch.
THE WORLD SUPERHERO REGISTRY - Are you a
Superhero? There's an internet space just for you! Sign up, post your photo, and
save the world! Or just make some friends. Eh, can't wear a cape all the
time.
HOW TO DEAL WITH HECKLERS - A long text
article for Maledicta 'the International Journal of Verbal Aggression" about
what to do when people try to wreck your live performance. "NSFW - Thought it
sure would be satisfying.." Author any relation to Kage? Has an entire *LOOKUP
LIST* for 'heckler lines', things you can do to shoot down an annoying heckler.
"Go take a piggyback ride on a buzzsaw! (to a child)" is my favorite, I
think.
POINKCAST - PHYSICAL - Poink gets even more
in shape. Trick to make yourself glow- rub yourself with a Crispy Creme donut.
Pedometer - Tells feet to the next snowcone place, not an indicator of child
offenders. Beware Billy Blanks! "I'm NOT Billy Blanks!" Positive life-affirming
personalized butt-kicking. Reaching your goals without
OVERreaching.
POINKCAST - IDIOTS - Thank goodness for
modern medicine! Medicine for everything (EVERYTHING, this is Poink) except
being stupid. 'Caution, might be hot' on your coffee cup. 'If this is an
emergency, hang up and call 911.' Calling a church for emergencies? Things
people call 911 for, McDonalds ran out of nuggets. 'Mace: May irritate eyes.'
New warnings to watch out for.
POINKCAST - HAPPY EASTER! - The uplifting
story of.. well, death. How do we get bunnies and eggs out of this?
Bacon-flavored beer. The History of Easter According to Poink. The virtue of
Rabbits.. um. Rabbit's ovaries used in preganancy tests? Gory Watership Down
rabbit civil war.
THE SEGWAY PUMA - A two person wheelchair
version of the famous two-wheeled Segway, this one has a roll cage, seems built
for the road. Quite a show! Three minute test drive. Artists rendition of an
alien pod army of Segways defeating noontime traffic. GM and
Segway.
THE INCREDIBLE INDELIBLE MAGICAL PHYSICAL
MYSTERY TRIP - The last 30 second credits to the ABC special where grandkids get
to see the inside of their Grandfather's body.
POINKCAST - LEXICON - The wonder and joy of
language! Words used just the right way get taken the wrong way. Some words are
just wrong to begin with, like Kumquat. Swear words in Ancient Rome. The more
popular a thing is, the more words for it. Breasts defeat cheese handily. How to
destroy a language by making a few million new words. LOL. PWNED. Googling
becomes a non-risque word. What makes you Twitter? Rejoice in the Ultimate
Word!
SUBSERVIENT SPLENDA - Video clip from the
Pawpet Show from Pawpets Down Under. The camera is upside down. "Act like you're
eating EB's Brains!" Fun stuff :) Show 404.
POINKCAST - ROCKIN THE PUMP - JR starts
exercising! Wonders if being in prison would be easier. The joy of losing
weight, new clothes. Trying not to be be vain while being vain. "If I'm paying
more fun sunglasses than a decent videogame system, my priorites are Fucked!
Unless you can play Left 4 Dead on them.." Finding the right Look. The Fonz?
Hah. Guys and salons, instead of seedy mafia-run establishments.
Weedwhacker-chiapet barber to the rescue.
MR. SKUNK OPPOSES THE TIRE PLANT - Skunk
fursuiter doesn't like stinky tires in the area. "Stinking up the place is my
job!" Kid asks him "What's the matter with tires?" "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S THE
MATTER!" and with that, a peacefull, relaxing folk song starts. For 'The
Different Show'. Environmentalism. Clean air!
LOLCAT GENEALOGY - The Family Tree of
lolcats.com. Beginning with Happy Cat and moving downward to all the favorite
goofballs on the site. Furry!
DRESSAGE EXAMPLE - ANDREAS HELGSTRAND - A
six minute clip from the WEG 2006 Freestyle Dressage Final, with an awesome
music-synthed dancing horse.
POINKCAST - HOME COOKING - Dreams
(Nightmares?) of things eaten in childhood. Burnt is just a further stage of
Crispy. Cornbread is actually supposed to be moist. Don't argue with Grandma.
Cast Iron Skillets never forget. PIZZA?? O_O What.. is it?
EXTREME SHEEP LED ART - In what nearly has
to be a dub, herders herd a series of black and white sheep into the image of a
walking sheep. They they put lights on, and renact playing "PONG" from one side
of a field to the other. Or maybe they really DID do this with sheep? Using
images of sheep to make the Mona Lisa. Fireworks. Lots of cool
sheepy-effects.
POINKCAST - BLUE DANUBE - Why is Poink
afraid of Crustations, along with Maneties, Squid, and Decepticons? "Rock
Lobster" plays in the background. Methods for opening crabs and other evil
things. Tale of The Blue Crab. Don't mess with crabs, they have rocket
launchers. Grandad catches a crab with a fishing line, tosses it into the car
where Poink is, and it charges.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE? - To get to
the center of a Tootsie-Roll pop. Earlier version, kid asks Mr. Cow, Mr. Fox,
Mr. Turtle, and finally Mr. Owl, who also bites, ruining
everything.
BEWITCHED DOG FOOD - Early B&W clip of
Ken-L-Rations pitched by the show Bewitched.
DIGGER - EPISODE 1 - A gopher with a Nascar
fetish makes life interesting for a badger policeman, who chases him about as he
rewires the camera system from a gopher's eye view. The Big Boss likes it "Our
ratings among humans have fallen.. but our ratings for GOPHERS have skyrocketed!
You're hired!" Goofy CGI cartoon fun.
HUSTLE PUNCH - An early B&W Japanese
series (I guess, can't read it)
SITA SINGS THE BLUES - Garrison "The
strange and awesome animated film - whose release was long held back by
copyright trolls, has now gone Creative Commons and is available for download
on-line." Over an hour long, story of a goddess, and an animator whose husband
dumps her by email. Ancient and Modern comedy, modern retelling of the India
epic "Ramayana".
HELMET ART - More fun with that Russian
picture website. Spiderman helmets, predator helmets, evil clows, you name
it.
THE CADBURY CARAMEL BUNNY MAKES A COMEBACK
- After 8 years, the Bunny if Back. And this time, she has curves and make-up.
Interesting.
POINKCAST - GOLDEN TICKET - After waxing
his dolpin, Poink gets stuck in traffic, then gets fined for 'improper lane
usage'. Poink has a great respect for police officers.. just not the two
encrusted ones who gave him the ticket. Doing pass on the right kids. What would
you do for $3000/hour? Police also put him on a spam list for driving schools.
State finds ways to make up lost revenue.
POINKCAST - DEEP FRYING - Food! Lots of
food, funny food, how Deep Frying can make anything edible. How the Colonel used
ancient Egyptian secrets to found Arby's. Yes, there will be a test later. State
Fairs and You. What grease does to you. Just listening to this is guarteed to
help you lose weight. Mmm.. Moon Pies. Deep Fried COKE?
BLOOD SPILL PILLOW - A nice comfortable bit
of fabric which makes it look at though someone has exploded your head. Macabre.
Halloween.
LOL CATS IN PRINT - "The Laught-Out-Loud
Cats Sell Out" cartoon book
MAUVAIS ROLE - In a professional 3D
animated sequence, a Dungeons and Dragons-type hero takes on goblins and a
horned boss. And looses. But that's not the end. Downstairs, in the movie room,
the Boss argues with the French director "I'm tired of being the bad guy all the
time!" Boss goes to his artist's flat and puts on some music, chugging a beer.
The next day, the ogre boss goes to interview for a job, wearing a stylish
shirt. But everyone has to wear.. MARIO OUTFITS? Oh unholy death.. Boss is
Mario. But he's too fat for the pipes, so he tries another one. But he's too big
for the race cars too. Video game after video game. Pichachu and Sonic don't
work either. Finally, DISCO works. Rhythm games for the win, baby. Garrison "The
video Yappy cut-off on this week's show"
POINKCAST - PICK SIX LOTTO - Poink takes on
the Lottery, the people who play it, what it doesn't do for society. Addiction.
People who slow down checkout lines with their obsession.
BBC - VIXEN SHARES FLAT WITH FAMILY - Video
of RL fox that stays with English family. Vixen was adopted as a baby, thinks
she's people, looks happy, just like a dog. Well, not quite that same, being
noctournal and all. "As soon as I've made coffee, she has to have some." Loves
being brushed. Cute! Furry.
THE STITCH USB HUMIDIFIER - Cute little
alien regurgitates moisture into the air by your desk.
THE PERIODIC TABLE OF ELEPHANTS - Science
with a twist. Elephants, not Elements. Each element has a cute cartoonish
elephant in the box, with some odd reference to the elment
involved.
POINKCAST - CARS - Poink comes back to the
parking lot, to see a car that looks a lot like his car but with a dent in the
fender, chuckling at the poor smuch who doesn't take care of their vehicle.
Spouses vs cars. Taking your Barbie Corvette to bed. Kitt vs Optimus Prime, Kitt
wins, helps Michael Knight get laid.
POINKCAST - FANTASY - Fantasing about
things, to make classes more interesting. No matter what you're into, there's a
convention for it. Reality slipping into fantasy and vice versa, then movies
started looking real. Superhero origins and lack of interest. Baby doll that
actually take a SH*T. "What's next, the unwed teenage mother Barbie?" Stick your
head out a window if you want realism. Fun is fun.
Mickey Mouse's Family Tree
MUPPETS RICK ROLL - Beaker, Animal and
friends do that Rick Rolled song, while the audience holds up signs in the
background, letting you know you've been punked.
Yappy asks for help with a friend from
Europe's last wish.
POINKCAST - A WORLD OF HOPE - Poink takes
on Disney, says it's pretty cool actually. "You can see wonders only dreampt of
by people with severe ADD!" Direct to DVD sequels. R-rated Tarzan toy? High
School Musical underwear? "Dive In" underwear? Better than Microsoft.
Maybe.
THEW NEW FOLKMANIS WEASEL FINGER
PUPPETS
"NEVER TEASE A WEASEL" A new children's
book, combined with the finger puppets. Will they fart? Who knows.
POINKCAST - SOUNDS OF LOVE - Poink's
tribute to Valentine's Day! The songs that get stuck in your head during
'memorable' moments. Choosing the right music for the right occason, and wether
or not you get lucky. Country. Dreaming about sheep? Rock. Bad to the bone? Rap.
DISASTER-READY TEDDY - A Russian teddybear
opens to reveal an emergency compartment for all the essentials. Namely
Cigarettes, condoms, a book, some vodka, and rope.
POINKCAST - CALL ME - The love of
telephones, and their many, myrad uses. From giant clunkers uses as child
obedience weapons, to cell phones for all "Thanks to cell phones, assholes are
everywhere!" Phones like MTV, no longer actually used for telephone calls. Using
the KISS drummer technique on people interupting the radio in your
car.
CHIAOBAMA - In a bit of opportunistic
merchandicing, you can now get a Chia-pet in the shape of a Barack Obama head.
Website comes complete with "Hail to the Chief" music and an annoucer, although
somehow I don't think Barack had anything to do with this. "Humans are so
weird"
SECONDSOLAR MMP - A starship-shaped
children's playground, from concept art to the actually assembly and completion,
told in a long parade of full-color pictures. Quite something to look at!
CAKE WRECKS - Professionally made bizarre
cakes! Mushrooms, dragons, a fairy falls upside down -inside- a cupcake.
Beautiful! Happy Birthday.
DRAGON CAKE - An amazing lifelike-looking
dragon made entirely out of cake! Flickr to the rescue! Happy Birthday, Blow up
the house along with blowing out the candles.
SECRET OF "THE SECRET" Review of "The
Secret", a story of an inmate in prison finding within the book the means to
avoid being brutalized. By finding a weapon literally within the book. Sort of a
gag review after you read the whole thing.
POINKCAST - I WANT CANDY - The tastiest
candy every created from angst and broken glass. Poink finds Old Time Candy ( http://www.oldtimecandy.com/ ) a website
devoted to all the strange, awesome, and out of print candy you've every heard
of! Great stuff.. except for user comments about memories the candy evokes,
which can be drama-laden. Insert lots of creative words and adjectives and sound
effects here! #60.
THE ANIME PERIODIC TABLE - A colorful
instructional book featuring all the elements in the scientific periodic table..
as anime Babes. I have no idea.
POINKCAST - 2008 IN REVIEW - Prognosis:
@#$@! Gas prices, first scary, then 'Just Kidding'. Buy American, buy Pez.
Airline services. The Year of 'Meh'. Squid noise research? Hadron collider
breaks down instead of destroying the world. Indiana Jones 4, Howard the Duck 2?
The P-word(s). Mass public circumcisions. Happy Old Year. #59.
BANANA DERBY - AMERICA'S FAVORITE MONKEY
JOCKEYS(tm) - Behold the RL spectacle of little monkeys riding dogs like horses
at your local Fair. Why? Because. End of story.
SHAG HAUNTED MANSION ART EVENT - California
artist Shag has an art exhibition about the famous Disneyland wall-stretching
ride, in a series of stylish watercolor(?) paintings. The Hitchiking Ghosts
never seemed so classy.
THE CREEPIEST CHAIR YOU'LL EVER SEE -
Beautiful white fluffy sheepskin covers this artisticly inspired lounge chair,
featuring not one, but *THREE* taxidermified sheep's HEADS featuring as both the
headrest, and the ends of both armrests, so you can stroke your fingers lovingly
through the fur as you refine your plans for taking over the world. Complete
with sheep's-leg chairlegs for that authentic mutant abomination feel. Throne of
the wolf king.
WHEN FIRE MEETS DESIRE - And advertisment
for Flame(tm) body spray perfume "Puts you in the MOOD for whatever MOOD you're
in the MOOD for..." travels through each of the exotic scenes with every spray
of the bottle, encountering a falling field of roses, hands pouring wine and...
The Burger King(tm). You can start running now.
POINKCAST - THE KRINGLE INITIATIVE - The
Ferret takes on The Fat Man. Strangers who put their arms around you and start
HOing. Diabetis spokesperson. Santa Claus and The Great Childhood Deception.
He's coming to your house, so be GOOD dammit. #58. Merry Christmas!
POINKCAST - 3 2 1 Contacts - Eyeware and
you. The joy of wearing glasses in school. Picking out a good eyeglass frame
when you can't see. Contact technology improves, like Gom Jabbar in Dune? Eye
Dialations and shopping at Target. Depth perception. #57
POINKCAST - MAKEOVER - The Joy of Remakes,
rehashes, country artists doing Sting. What happened to the creativity? "Did
anyone ever listen to 'Rocking like a Hurricane' and think, gosh this needs a
TUBA?" New Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 'closer to the book' "Read the
@#$#@ing book!" Forbidding Forbidden Planet. Barry Manilow returns. Again. Pixar
proves you can still do new things. #56
POINKCAST #55 - ITS A GAS - Different
people all have one thing in common "We all fart." The history of flatulence.
Gods of Flatulence. WOMEN FART TOO! These and other revelations await you.
Florida arrests student?
POINKCAST #54 - SEPERATE LIVES - Virtual
Reality. Playing God with the Sims. Poink tries Second Life, can't find the talk
key. RL careers on Second Life? Training classes on Second Life? "And of course
there's the sex and violence." Avatar private detective catches avatar husband
cheating on avatar wife, leads to RL divorce. Building the Matrix.
LAST YEARS TELETHON WINNERS - .. got these
pictures from Brian Reynolds. Confused cosplayers and Java trying to give clues
to the mystery word "Flatulence" "Deviled Eggs! Cabbage Soup! Raw Sewage!!
Satan!"
POINKCAST #53 - PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUCEMENT
- A manatee holds Poink hostage so he has to give a pro-manatee message speaking
out against 'feebling', flipping a manatee's lips up and down so they make a
warbling sound. Sea cows looking for love, invading the land? "So please, join
with me and maybe 10 other people in speaking out against this threat" The
manatee throws in a few comments MST3K style.
AUDIOSURF DEMO - MAN IT'S SO LOUD IN HERE -
Audiosurf is a game that turns any song on your computer into a Rhythm Game
level of a jetfighter dodging grey blocks and trying to grab the colored ones
while racing down a bending 3D track, with lots of visual candy that fits in
surprisingly well with the music. Song is by They Might Be Giants.
LAURA PLANSKER'S ART PAGE - Artist
specializing in Photography and Dioramas, featuring furry characters for most of
the art exhibits.
POINTCAST 52 - HALLELUJAH - Viagra adds and
breakfast don't mix. The Birds and the Bees. The world is a LOT different than
20 years ago. People.. talk about things. Those things.
IN THE MUCK - Lyrics to the Song about
Furrymuck, the oldest text-driven online furry meetingplace, contains a download
link at the bottom of the Furry Wiki page. Lyrics include lots of obscure
acronymns that only a Furrymucker would recognize! (POD = Palace of Dragons, the
Truth or Dare hangout, for example) (Couldn't find it on YouTube)
VROOOM VROOOM - A costume involving a guy
posing as both a car, and the raccoon being run over by it. Reference to that
CSI episode?
POINKCAST VOTE - Poink wants to know which
idea (Christmas/People Who Use their phone to browse the Internet/Technology and
Kids/or The care and upkeep of your Pet Manatee) he should use next. Vote on
your fav.
KUMA PHONE TEDDY BEAR - Now you can have
your phone and hug it too.
TASTE TEST, CHEESEBURGER IN A CAN! - No,
seriously. A food club cooks and opens a Cheeseburger in a Can, providing some
Youtube videos of the defining moment when the can is opened. (Beats having
freeze-dried milk for dinner when camping)
CRAPPY CAT! - An absolutely bizzare
game/interactive flash animation. Crappy Cat is drunk, and gets tossed into a
hollow tree trunk by the -things- living in there. He wakes up in the World of
the Dead. Walk around and interact with things, absolutely -anything- could
happen.
POINKCAST 51 - Behold the Beast - Halloween
Happiness. Teaching kids how to extort candy from people. Police mistake ghosts
for KKK members? The horror of cute Garfield costumes.
Flickr - 700 Mole-men. Basically what it
says. I think the Spartans are safe.
WOLFMAN TRASHES FURRIES - Comic from The
Thinking Ape Blues. The Wolfman is freaked out that Googling 'werewolves' now
brings up Furry links rather than family photos. "A need a big dish of beef chow
mein." Werewolves of London. Awwoooooo.
Poinkcast 50 - Orange Tang - Living with a
pet monkey. Monkey steals the potato chips, rips them open "And it looked to me
as if to say -YOU'RE NEXT-" Grandma vs The Monkey.
POINKCAST 49 - Highway 40 Blues - Poink
reflects upon turning 40. Sensible gifts. "Nobody is going to give you a slot
car racing set again!" No more free Chuck E. Cheese tokens, Poink devises a
suitable revenge.
VIDEO GAMES LIVE - CLASSIC GAME THEMES
ORCHESTRATED - The very first 8 minutes of the touring show. It begins
innocently with Pong and hits just about every game you ever played in an arcade
as a kid (Frogger, Elevator Action, Dragons Lair, Ghosts and Goblins, Outrun) in
a way that celebrates video game music as the artform it really is. You will
relive 15 years in these 8 minutes. And that's just the intro. This displaces
Riverdance in my book, maybe even CATS. http://www.videogameslive.com/ Absolute
geek freedom.
LOOKING FOR GROUP: SLAUGHTER YOUR WORLD - A
preview for the Looking For Group (the webcomic) traditionally animated movie.
Richard the undead mage slaughters a village of happy peasants with great style,
all the while singing this filk of "Part of Your World" from Disney's "The
Little Mermaid". The perfect thing to destroy your childhood memories. World of
Warcraft. http://www.lfgcomic.com/
DEATH STAR OVER SAN FRANCISCO - As the busy
city goes about its ordinary routine, a huge Star Destroyer pulls into a hover
right over the Golden Gate Bridge, AT-AT walkers patrol the beach, Tie fighters
oversee a Chinese communist demonstration in the street, various Imperial
vehicles take off and land from rooftops, and the Death Star, still under
construction, looms like a silent second moon in the night sky. And nobody says
anything. A wonderful job of video editing, everything looks REAL! You'd think
only New York could stay this calm. Star Wars fan videos.
The "Furries Anonymous" t-shirt! Company
makes lots of tshirt and bumper stickers, but got hit badly by the recent
hurricane.
Spaceballs, the Animated series? Loads into
the iTunes store.
DOMO KUN AT TARGET HALLOWEEN 2008 -
Domo-Kun, the "Poop Monster" mascot of a Japanese TV, was seen here at Target in
the States.
TAKE ON ME: THE LITERAL VERSION - A filk on
the Ah-Ha music video to "Take On Me", with the same video but differetn lyrics,
making the whole thing goofy :)
FLICKR HALLOWEEN COLLECTION - A series of
very old Halloween photos, going back to 1900.
"Smile!" A Flickr photo collection of all
sorts of strange objects and signs with a smiling mouth sticker attached to
them. Mildly disturbing.
OKTOBERFEST GROUNDHOG YODELER - A new
animated toy that dances as it sings. Puppet?
CINEMATIC TITANIC - The New Show from the
original MST3k Mystery Science Theater 3000 team, rather than Joel and the
robots the cast stands on various platforms as if on the railing of the Titanic.
The movies are still very, very bad though, and filked accordingly.
RIFFTRAX - The OTHER project by the MST3K
crew.. these audio tracks are designed to be played in synch with movies,
usually A-list blockbusters instead of the usual B-movie filkfests. 70 so far,
and mostly modern hits.
"I just noticed this. This lamp (#1) Is
Atlantic City's Lucy (#2)"
A Saudi Muslim Cleric has pronounced a
death sentence on Mickey Mouse. As if the ban by the Southern Baptists wasn't
bad enough.
POINKCASTS - Poink the Ferret's weekly rant
podcast, Adults only.
"INFLATION. MALE. KANGAROO..." Goofy
3D-rendered furry animated short. Oz Kangaroo tests out the Inflate-o-belt,
making the mistake of leaving the remote control laying about so Deezleberries
the weasel can pick it up. Deezl starts randomly hitting the on and off buttons,
sending Oz bouncing around the room, then into a manhole. Deezl shrugs and
tosses the device, which then gets picked up by giant green Duncan Kangaroo. The
End? Cartoons.
TRANSYLVANIA TV - Another puppet show!
Featuring monsters and stuff. NSFW! Adults only.
BAG RAIDERS "FUN PUNCH" MUSIC VIDEO - Two
teens get a signal from space.. and adopt their Power Ranger-like alter egos,
battling Carbon and his henchmen (who look a LOT like the Greys from Sockbaby?)
in a well choreographed 3 1/2 live-action fighting adventure, then try to make
it to school on time! Their teacher is a bit odd.. The End?
SOCKBABY - EPISODE 4 - Yes, it's not over
yet. -This- time Ronnie Cordova battles hordes of guys wearing underwear over
their scuba gear who emerge from his swimming pool. He also meets his father.
-*Maybe*-? Awesome cheesy B-movie Science Fiction pointless live-action
water-splashing overacted dramatic combat. Fight scenes. Power Rangers
have NOTHING on this guy! http://www.sockbaby.com/
KAIKESTSU ZORORI - This.. is a downright
amazing 50 min furry anime movie. Zorori the fox daydreams about finding a wife
and a castle, then is practically run over by a land-bound pirate ship moving on
rollers, chasing a feline girl. Thus starts a wacky action-packed adventure full
of treasure, traps, romance (maybe?), a tiger with a gun for an arm, and a mad
scientist who carries a boombox everywhere to play just the right spooky music.
Must be part of a series, I *have* to track the rest down. Too many in-jokes and
jabs to count. Awesome! Japanese with English
subtitles.
MAKE YOUR OWN SEX TOYS - A handy guide to
give you that helping hand. Um, NSFW?
THE ULTIMATE SPOILER TSHIRT! - A tshirt red
and white logo that manages to give away the twist endings to about 30 different
famous movies in one photo. Darth Vader = Luke's Father, Soylent Green is Made
of People, Neo is The One, Snape Kills Dumbledore, Rosebud is the name of his
Sled, etc, etc. For those geeks who love to ruin things for other people (I
haven't actually seen The Village yet, good to know about that Policeman
thing)
DAVID LYNCH: PROBLEM SOLVER #1 - 5 - Fan
video, 'David Lynch' shows up to help people in need. The register is short!
"What you need.. is a German with Strawberries, who is wearing rabbit gears, and
is wearing a manical grin on his face" People just stare at each other. "What
you need.. is a gogo dancer, who is feverishly applying lipstick, to the plastic
wrap that is covering her mouth. She is also holding a toothbrush, for no
apparent reason." Twilight Zone. Guy who talks backwards. Geeks and freaks.
Comedy. Parody! David Lynch eventually meets his parodier, and sees a lot of
images of cats. This is awesome! Halloween?
EL LABERINTO ESFERICO - A Spanish-language
flash adventure game about a guy who's dead thinking about the mistakes he made
in the maze.. multiple paths you can choose from, and several (annoyingly hard)
minigames to progress through. Comic book style. Mr. Coo.
MTV plans to remake "The Rocky Horror
Picture Show"?
THE LAMPS OF DISNEY - Collection of all the
different types of lamps in all the different incarnations of
Disneyland.
SEAWEED - "Awesome new hardbound
funny-animal comic book by Ben Balistreri"
Photos from the Pixar Campus, once again on
that Russian photo website.
PICTURE OF YAPPYFOX WORKING IN NEW YORK? -
Logo from "Johnny Foxes NYC" a Tap House and Grill, looks a lot like
him
SUPERHEROES PICTURE COLLECTION - A group of
goofy superheroes made up by various artists and put together.
UNDERWATER PHOTOS COLLECTION - This is
another one of those themed picture collections on a Russian website.. this
showcase features psycadelic splicings of surf pictures at the top, then images
of improbably underwater scenes -directly below-. Surf over giant spikes,
pumpkins with EYES, a band without scuba gear walking on the ocean floor, as
well as giant sea creatures and girls riding motorcycles. You want to say these
are spliced photos.. but people have hair waving in the water and bubbles coming
up.. very hard to tell. Fillyjonk says it should "creep out Herbie"
VORITECTURE - A Russian website with a
collection of pictures of buildings that.. eat people. Giant shark heads,
clowns, any sort of doorway shaped like a mouth. Vorephiles.
SLAYING MONSTERS FOR SCIENCE - A sociology
conference is heal.. INSIDE WORLD OF WARCRAFT. One of the participants is torn
to pieces by hyenas. Such is the danger of those who study the
Knowledge.
I'M A BIG BEAVER! - Stargazer Bear made
this filk of the Beattle's "I'm a Believer!" with a furry fursuit bent. "Then a
saw those teeth.. now I'm a big beaver!" Being different, standing
out.
AD WORLD - Another Stargazer Youtube video.
Local Star Trek forum gets targetted with a "Try Viagra" ad. Parody of "Mad
World" by Gary Jules. Flamewars. Advertisments on the internet.
The Webpage of Stalking Cat
The Journal of Ride Theorty (JORT) - For
those extreme roller coaster enthusiasts.
HOW TO MAKE A SESAME STREET YIP YIP COSTUME
- Those Martian aliens that keep going Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep. Or, Yip, I guess.
Video.
THE CLOUD - Strange construct made of
thousands of little -hair- optical fibers, that can react to touch. It likes to
be petted. Modern art.
The Tron Guy now has a Tron Plane matching
his outfit. Cosplay.
A Stitch CD player. Open his head and put
the disc in.
DICK IN A BOX - A fursuiter parody of the
original Saturday Night Live of the same name. Smooth hip-hop music makes it
good :)
Robot Teddy Bear car navigation
system.
LAS VEGAS STRATOSPHERE X SCREAM RIDE -
Roller Coaster-like thing, that tilts people up and slides them backwards, 909
feet above the ground. Crazy.
CRAZY RIDE 909 FEET ABOVE THE GROUND - A
machine in the Las Vegas Stratosphere that carries you over a sheer 909 foot
drop.. then SPINS until you're leaning foward and looking straight
down.
CELL PHONES ARE EVIL - A guy puts a cell
phone into a microwave, and it burst open, turning into an alien monster, which
bites the camera! The lights go out. Video editing.
THE AUSSIE MASH - As played on the July
6th, 2008 Pawpet SHow - "An adaptation of the Monster Mash written by Bobby
"Boris" Pickett and Leonard Capizzi, New Lyrics by Erich Reinhardt. Lots of
Kangaroos and Dingos hopping about. Furry song filking.
AUSSIE MASH - As shown on the Pawpet Show
July 6th, 2008
PORK AND BEANS - A super-wacked video
absolutely LOADED with in-jokes and references to Internet Memes. Mentos and
Diet Coke is fired into the air by guys in scientist gear while the rock band
plays in the forground. All our base, Dramatic Hampster, Star Wars Kid, Numa
Numa guy (actually looks like him too) Chocolate Rain, with the band members
dued in Forest Gump style into the background. Guy wearing 155 XL tshirts. And
lots of things not even *I* can identify.. which is not easy to do. AWESOME!
Comedy. Peanut Butter Jelly Time banana guy. Will It Blend? Parody! 13 million
views! Weezer band.
MP3: SCIENTIFIC ATTEMPT TO CREATE THE MOST
ANNOYING SONG EVER - Details on the ongoing scientific effort, and the final
result if you scroll down! Tongue-in-cheek, shamelessly goes through a Western
theme with horses clip-clopping and gratuitous flutes, then transitions right
into a dissonant hiphop new wave freeform jazz opera vocal. Listen only if you
have a good sense of humor, as it might not survive otherwise. Evil
music.
Anthropomorphic carrot - Just plain
WEIRD
REAL TREKKIE TRICORDER INVENTED! - This
handheld device can go anywhere, and can bring up ultrasound, xray and other
images of an ailing patient, then send them wirelessly via cell phone for
analysis at headquarters. This is not a joke. Star Trek technology and
you.
William Shatner "sings" "Taxi" on "Dinah!"
- Old school recording of a younger Shatner. "Has Been" was a much better
album
Harry Chapin - Taxi - Just so you can
compare a good version of Taxi with the William Shatner version.
Supertelegattone - Spanish old school
animation about a TV cat superhero.
Ollie Johnston, last of Disney's "Nine Old
Men" has died
SHANNON KAHN "Sk-1" Bowl for Kids Sake 2008
Promo - Video of SK-1 bowling in his fursuit (and doing a good job of it too).
Charity.
"A Tribute To The Amiga" by Eric Swartz,
using the "Still Alive", the final song from Portal. Animated Amiga computer
puts it to the Macs and PCs "And believe me I am still alive!" Diabolical
anthropomorphic computer girl. HEY! "STILL ALIVE" WAS A SONG DONE BY JOHNATHAN
COULTON, who did that Mr. Fancy Pants thing below! "Created using the Amiga
4000"
SOUL BOSSA NOVA - QUINCY JONES - All this
is is a picture of the original vinyl record from 1962 of the song that now
serves as the Funday Pawpet Show Theme! Also featured on that silly Austin
Powers film. Bleh.
STAR TREK MEETS MONTY PYTHON - Spock, Kirk,
Scotty and the rest sing Monty Python's famous Camelot song from the Holy Grail,
using strategicly odd video clips from the long-standing first series.
MACBOOK AIR PARODY - Mac has an add of a
computer coming out of a letter envelope, so a guy did a parody where a DELL PC
comes out of an envelope.. very improbably. After item after item of unpacking,
the commerical is finally for "The Super Envelope!" rubber chicken, lots of
perhiperals, funny!
Mr. Fancy Pants - World of Warcraft music
video to the song by Jonathan Coulton, about a guy famous for having great
pants, but is really sad inside.
The website of Jonathan Coulton,
singer/songwriter of strange things, making a song a week
Nonsanity Cat's homepage on
YouTube!
"Professional Chocolate Bunny Death Video"
As soft, sad music plays, an iron is gently leaned up against the nose of a
chocolate bunny, slowly melting its way THROUGH IT. Then there's a big lamp,
lots of dramatic camera angles, until its head falls off. Then, a hair dryer,
and lots of slow motion work! "Chocolate Rabbit Meltdown" Evil
Easter!
The Hatch - online Easter Egg coloring
competition.
"Washington Post Peep Show" - An online
gallery of scenes from several famous moves, reenacted with marshmellow peeps!
Easter.
BLACK OX - Small real robot doing slow but
stylish anime pumping moves.
STAR WARS VS SAUL BASS - "If Star Wars was
filmed two decades earlier and Saul Bass did the opening title sequence, it
-might- look like this.." Stylish.
Chuck Jones's 1962 animation "Now Hear
This" lots of goofy sound effects, with animation done to them. "QUIET!!!!"
British National Anthem interupted by honking. Guy with hearing horn tries to
make sense of all the nonsense going on around him. Guy eventually chooses his
own horn back again. Turns out the dropped horn was actually one of Satan's
missing horns. "Moral: The other fellow's trumpet always looks
greener"
BOHEMIAN WHAPSODY - Elmer Fudd and Bugs
Bunny perform Queen's 'Bohemian Rasphody'. That is, the Queen song is worked
into the classic "Magic Helmet" opera Warner Brother's cartoon.
Captain Eeyore - Parody of Michael
Jackson's "Captain Eo" "We're going in.. I guess." The power of music turns Walt
Disney dwarves into beautiful people. Made by employees on their off-time? Not
the original like, that one was taken off YouTube by complaint by
Disney.
A series of paintings by Donald Rust,
featuring optical illusions. Faces of wolves, bears, and people appear if you
study each one long enough. Rocks in a stream turns into a statue of a naked
woman. A flock of birds forms the word "Love" Some are easy. Some take a long
time. Landscapes.
SOOPERGOOP - 1970's Public Service
Annoucement film about an anthro cat Rodney Weatherbottom as part of an evil
plot to market sugar fluffed with air to children, making a lot of bogus claims
in goofy televison commercials. False teeth as a 'prize' in the back.
"AHAHAHAHA!" Doom. Manipulation.
The Wombles stop-motion animation in "Speak
Up" there are lots of other episodes in the list to the side on the Youtube
page.
Very realistic/cartoony looking fox balloon
fursuit
"More
evidence of the highly advanced culture that is modern Japan. Convict
super-bunnies from a Sovietsky Toon Town. Site has 14 episodes." Anime? Can't
read the writing.
Balloon fursuit photos! Tigers, dragons,
and a butterfly.
Creative Inspiration - Tokidoki - Behind
the scenes with Italian artist and designer Simone Legno, who makes lots of
strange iconic characters for shirts, jewelry and things.
Je t'aime Titi - Warner Brothers Sylvester
and Tweety.. get romantic in this actually published French album from 1975,
complete with slurping(?) sounds. Happy Gay Valentine's Day
Art Spots - The art archive of Brian
Reynolds, furry artist, who sends in a lot of Art Jams
Mr. Rude, the Farting Frenchman, joins cast
of Mr. Men, a show for 4 to 7 year olds. Children's books.
Fillyjonk's Valentine Card to FPS - Russian
animation of horde of cartoon rabbits grabbing a bear and pulling him into some
bushes, with traditional folk music playing.. yet with a -suggestive- beat! "Oh!
Ah! Oh! Ah!" some cyrilic text which I believe says "Happy Valentine's
Day!"
TMP Music Lists - Futuristic Music - Music
of the Future. List of famous theme that fit into certain niches. Doesn't have
actual links to these tunes, have to hunt them down yourself.
Text-o-possum - Story starts at 3:09 in
this episode (which also has props from 'Your Psycho Girlfriend', GIANT puppets)
Stuffed possum that projects a keyboard on the table, which works, and can be
typed on. People start at guy using it. Lady pats it and knocks it over "OH MY
GOD!"
Chanticleer, 12 man classical acapella
group, performs Past Life Melodies by Sarah Hopkins
The Wombles British fursuit group, Minuetto
Allegretto (from Top of the Pops) and at Eurovision 1974.
COCA-COLA: IT'S MINE - Stewie Griffin and
Underdog giant parade floats slow-motion battle over a balloon of Coca-cola. In
the end, Charlie Brown gets it. Commercials.
HANDHELD SUNBEAM - This has got to be the
king of Flashlights! Homemade rig can be handheld, yet visible for miles, and
can even sunburn skin. BRIGHT LIGHT! Inventions. Gadgets. Geeky things. New way
to kill a chocolate bunny?
ANIMAL RESCUE FORCE FRIENDS! - Another
internet puppet show! Hudson and Dan Klass. Guy and his robot lion friend try to
stop a poacher. Homemade.
STAR TREK: RIKER DOES INFORMATION
MANAGEMENT - An airline reservation center has major problems, and to make
things even worse, one guy gets a call from Commander Riker from the Starship
Enterprise. Then Riker appears, believably, on the screen, pitching a solution.
Looks like a cheesy TV commercial! Tech support. Technical
Difficulties.
ALL FOAM NO BEER - A collectin of.. strange
things, found on the web. Tiger Woods actually walks on water in a golf video
game commercial, polar bear checks out a car, girl wears her own milking machine
(NSFW!) And others.
The Funday Pawpet Show's Wikipedia entry...
which is under consideration for being deleted! Go to the link and speak your
mind about it
It's the Funday Pawpet Show Wiki :)
Couresty Nonsanity Cat.
Poink's Poinkcasts! - Poink's collection of
comedy rant/commentary podcasts. Not safe for work! The Poink Show.
A Pawpet Jib Jab Christmas Card! Garrison
Skunk transplanted some Pawpet heads into the Jib Jab Snowball Fight animation.
5th head is "The Guy From That Thing"
Classic FPS - (2004) Chuckles the hyena as
the first Subservient fursuiter on the show.
IRC Instructions for connecting to the Chat
server during the Pawpet Show
The Ferret Legalization Movement in
Southern California produced this cute, goofy video to try and convince Arnold S
to make them legal. Lots of cute ferrets, overacting. Legal everywhere except in
California and Hawaii? Arnold himself holds ferret in Kindergarden Cop. 27% of
pet supply of ferrets sold in California? Illegal immigrants, furry style. Line
of ferrets executed by the authorities. Ferrets Anonymous. Ferret fursuiters. www.legalizeferrets.org Guy from 300
"THESE--ARE--FERRETS!" World of Warcraft music in background
Pub Orangina Animaux - A heavily furry CGI
French commerical about an orange drink, features a doe deer flirting with a
bear, with an entire dancing troup of flamingos, giraffs, peacocks, cats, even
an octopus. Naturally juicy. The second link is the original unediting extended
French version, even more risque! Pandas, zebras! The *THIRD* link is the ultra
high-rez version of the 2nd one!
Classic FPS - Karaoke Deconstruction?
(2004) Poink and Voop sing Meatloaf's Paradise by the Dashboard light. Follow
the color-changing text kids!
The "Can't Stop the Rock" Brian Reynolds
thing again :)
Second Life Mapquest - SLURL location-based
linking in Second Life. Clicking on the map transports your character to
wherever you want to go! This particular address takes you to where the Funday
Pawpet Show is being streamed onto the movie screen.
Furries vs Klingons bowling
tournament.
Yappy sighted in a panoramic shot of the
fursuit parade at AC '07
The official Livejournal ofr the Pawpet
show.
"What's Simba doing now?" Today's episode-
Driving a tank?
PA Pets! PA/UTAH Pets Download archives for
their shows.
THE ROCKOONS! - Newgrounds flash of
raccoons and other animated furs rocking out of Aerosmiths "Fever" and doing
lots of damage :)
KOMEDI - A GENTLEMAN'S DUEL - A funny
professionally animated 3D cartoon, Pixar quality, of a practical Englishman and
noble, rich Frenchman getting into a duel over a beautiful lady, which they
settle by fighting in steampunk battlemechs, destroying large portions of her
estate in the process. Awesome :) Blur studios. Romance! Love
(sorta)
"Another reporter gets it right" "Finally
comfortable in their own fur" an article about a furry convention in Canada,
"One of 25 furry conventions worldwide"
FACTS ON FARTS - The offical scientific
resource on why people fart, what it's made of, and.. well, probably too much
information. It's impossible not to fart?
Will It Blend? - Destroying an iPhone in a
Blendtec blender. "I think I'm gonna push the smoothie button" Slow motion,
someone groaning "NOOO!!!" as the screen finally goes. Yes, it
blends!
Will It Blend? - Chuck Norris. Along with a
lot of guys from Cobra. Chuck rises from the ashes!
Will It Blend? - Bic Lighters. "You REALLY
don't wanna try this one at home.." BOOM! Fire! Technical
Difficulties.
The Happy Tree Friends USB Flash Drives!
Pull off their heads and interact.
"Meet the Incredible Hulk of Hounds" A huge
Whippet with a genetic disorder that makes twice as heavy as the usually lithe
dogs.
Dramatic Chipmunk - Ten second quick video
"Da DAA Daaaaaaaa..." dramatic music as a chipmuck turns around and gives you a
o_O cockeyed Alfred Hitchcock sort of look, as if to say 'or DID
I?'
Pawpet Sucks! (And they suck very good) -
Rummage the raccoon is sucked into a vaccuum-packed food storage bag. 9 minutes
of footage from the actual show! Transformers fans stink? Sucking air out of
balloons, Mutt tries to have Yappy suck him into freshness.
Poink T. Ferret is in the Furry
wiki!
Furry Tales - A musical about furs,
inspired by watching fur in Pittsburg walk around during a convention! Story of
an undercover reporter for everythingawful-com who infiltrates the con in a
fursuit, then realizes he's at home here.
Duckon 2007 - Steve Ward's Singing Tesla
Coil video - Music done with lightning! Wicked! Awesome. Mario theme! People
cheer! Thunder! singing lightning.
Ferret vs jalapeno pepper - Exported
YouTube video of a couple letting their ferret lick a pepper, after which it
goes nuts, and wants some water. Spits or Swallows
The Furvert Song! - Guy with british accent
strums the guitar, then goes into a full song. Furry. "Need I say, you know the
lyrics by now.." Poink show? "I've got yiffing on my mind cause I'm a
furvert!"
Poink (JR's) Yellow-stained
shirt!
Ankle Injury - A very long-to-download film
that's a music video, rendered in the form of colored dice which are arraigned
to form a surprisingly realising changing picture. Fuyija Miyagi
Fennec Foxes Fishing for Fish Number 1- RL
Fennecs trying to catch fish in a bowl! Cute! They want the fish, but don't want
to get wet :P
Fennec fox which does grooming - RL animal,
it's like a big cat!
Another fennec, who also acts like a cat :)
Even nips.
Wolf Trucks - Furry RL
Transformers?
Steam Trek: The Moving picture - Parody of
Star Trek in the style of old black and white movies before audio.
Oldschool
WIERD STRANGE CANADIAN SUBMARINE SANDWICH
COMMERCIALS - Centaur meets Subtaur. Spits or Swallows. Food.
Sub Button Popping contest - eat the sub,
then pop your belt buckle
Sub Mr. Grillhands - Kid toasts girl's sub.
Edward Scissorhands?
Mr. Sub Frankenstein falls in love with a
sub the doctor makes. Then some superhero steals it and defeats them
both.
Mr. Sub - Firewalker, then walks across the
sub "AHHH!!!"
Mr. Sub - Supersize sub tilts the store,
the city, the world, causing it to fall into the sun. Boom!
Mr. Sub Chicken sees a sub with chicken in
it, and cries "NOOOOO!"
Mr. Sub - On/Off guy plays with lightbulb,
until it breaks "Try new things!"
Mr. Sub - Sofa, guy twists out of a sofa,
looking for change under the cushions? "Now only 499 cents"
Fursuit of Hirsute?
The king of wacky waving inflatable tube
men.
Sniper panda, guy throws away gift from
girlfriend, gets offed
Balloon panda - humans steal balloons from
panda fursuiter . Kid takes off his head and throws it away, then gets attacked
himself by real pantas?
Kung-fu panda - guy in Kill Bill yellow
suit challenges panda to a funny martial arts duel. Panda defeats him with a
fart, then takes out the camera. www.buildup.com
The Laugh Out Loud Cats comic
collection
Roderick Sprague's idea of how to build a
fusion reactor
Blondie comic - the dog likes it when
Dagwood is away.
Webcasters carry on with a 'Day of Silence'
to protest new stiffer royalty payments for net broadcasting.
Jib Jab's "The Star Spangled Banner" made
from video and sound clips from actual presidents over the past few
decades.
Paintjam Dan Dunn - Painting as performance
art in front of a crowd.
Picture of Ray Charles, set to his
music!
Dork Tower comic - Friend says he's waiting
for his friend, a Black Panther, one who's radical about it.. white friend
leaves, only for a white guy in a black panther suit to show up. "People really
-do- have a hard time with furries.." "Makes me so MAD.."
Justice League 300 - Superman is cast as
Leonidas, using footage from Justice League Unlimited to sound clips from the
movie about the Spartans, 300.
The Disco Ball toy from Chuck E Cheese
could also burn down your house in this list of recalled toys. Left on for four
hours or more, it starts to melt and catch fire. Manley toys disco
light.
A giant rubber duck is floating the rivers
of France.
Hoppity Hooper pilot episode - Qbald
miracle hair restorer. Furry. Rocky and Bullwinkle style.
A mascot at a theme park writes in to say
that they frequently get groped by rude park patrons trying to determine if the
person in the costume is male or female. Response to Tiger's groping
scandle.
Clintaur. Bill Clinton gets released into
the wild.
Wiki furry listening for Crazy
Coon
The Ramen song, flash animation. Cats love
their ramen noodles!
SK-1 found an article about how a cannon
fired during the production of Shakespeare's Henry VIII causes the Globe Theatre
to catch fire.
Disney shelves idea for "Ratatouille
Chardonnay", or Rat Wine. Bad ideas.
Animator vs Animation - A stick figure
struggles to escape from the control of an evil mouse cursor, fighting along and
destroying large parts of the animation program control panel in the process,
then clones himself Agent Smith style. Unsaved work saves the day. Technical
difficulties.
The Match Game - Fill in the blanks "The
Big Bad Fold said This Old Lady had the biggest <BLANK>S I ever saw!" Game
show madness. The first time someone ever said BOOBS on Televison. The
celebrities try to walk out! LOL "There's nothing wrong with Mother Nature!"
"It's not nice to fool mother!" "Speaking of Bazzoms.. Fannie would you show us
yours?" "MOTHER!" Berries? Censorship sucks, screw it :) Innuendo
Carrol Burnett and her crew invades the set
of the Match Game! "It's my show!" Innuendo. "My bomber pilot is always
practicing.. he even yells Bombs Away! When he's blanking!" "Going potty?"
Matches with Carol! Tim Conway's card is blank? "I figured he was
constipated.."
BUNS AND CHOU CHOU review pop culture,
attacking Alvin the Chipmunk with a wrench in his quite episode.
Better Days by Jay Naylor. Cat boy asks his
sister to deliver a letter to a girl. "Can't you at least pretend to be
embarrased?? For my sake??"
MATCH GAME - TICKET PLUGS - 2 minutes of
the mutated faces where someone's mouth is on someone else in the show
credits.
DRAGON WARS - "D-Wars", dragons fighting
helicopters with Transformers special effects?
Germaine Greer on Plushiphilia - A rant
against giving our kids teddy bears and other stuffed animals. Paranoia. "I'm
not sure which is more disturbing, the thought that this ISN'T a parody, or the
thought that Germaine Greer researched this"
WISE EARTH - An environmental
website.
Japanese Puppet Vore Okay, that got your attention. Actually, it's a
version of "The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats", all done with puppets. And
yeah, it's all in Japanese, but it's not like you need subtitles for stuff like
this.
http://www.frappr.com/furries
Frappr, a world map program that records
where people with common interests are around the world. This page is for
furries! It will skim around the world, actually showing the icons for folks one
at a time!
Tomfoolery - Old animated Rankin/Bass 10
min cartoon show.
The Reluctant Dragon and Mr. Toad Show -
Old Rankin/Bass animated open/close of a dragon who tries to be good, but has
trouble not breathing fire.
"The Awful Guide to Your Inevitable Walt
Disney World Vacation" "The question is - how accurate is this?"
You Tube - The Mean Kitty Song. Guy raps
about all the trouble his cute cat gets into, despite being a fuzzball. "He's
the meanest little kitty, so I named him Sparta"
Sean Bryant's Numa Numa remake and "Message
to Furry Haters" videos.
READ A BOOK - Hardcore parody rap, gansta
who swears every few words encourages everyone to read. "Raise your kids, raise
your kids, raise your goddamn kids!" "You body needs water, so drink that shit!"
"Brush your teeth!" Public services annoucements for those totally sick with the
Saturday morning cartoon ones. College Humor archive. Not safe for
work!
American's talking rabbit got talent - Show
where a RL climbs up next to a microphone, and the comedian voiceovers. It's
obviously a trick, but it's still funny :)
Starbucks coffee art.
British ballet version of Angelina
Ballerina with its mouse dancer ends up terrifying children with ghosts, scary
black-clad villians and people getting gored by falling pins.
Untalkative Bunny - Cafe Society. Rabbit
draws pictures, while Poet Cat can't order coffee without reciting a poem. Poet
cat invites the rabbit over. People watch 'cool' cat, then think the rabbit is
cool "I wanna dye my hair yellow!" Squirrel blinks as people ask for his
autograph. The fickle nature of fame.
MySpace video leads to arrest for manatee
abuse.
The Pogo Special Birthday
Special
Lino Toffolo - Johnny Bassotto - Detective
hound dog cartoon, in Spanish?
Chuck Jones presents The White Seal, a tale
from The Jungle Book?
The Burlesque Dancer Puppet Show - A
singing puppet, very female, does a striptease for the audience. "Poink, this
one's for you.." "This isn't the only show we do, we do shows for kids
too!"
Dioramas with bears, bearoramas. Teddy
bears put into a variety of different famous scenes, like WW2 Normady invasion,
Beauty and the Beast, Treasure Island, etc
Jukebox explosion, from a guy who did a
show on furries, college radio station.
Family Guy 300 trailer.
Parody.
Random Animated cats, Cats don't dance,
Shred, Lion King, Aristocats, etc. Montage.
Bombs have been found under more than 50
homes in Orlando Florida, relics from ammunition tests during WW2. Kids get hurt
by explosives.
Dual Screen Radio. A radio show about the
Nintendo DS, talk radio.
Terry Gilliam's First Film: StoryTime!
Monty Python. Cockroach named Don. Friends of Kage? Guy steps on cockroach,
becomes the main character? Random weirdness, six degress of seperation, lots of
folks related to each other. Back to cockroaches. "Hey, you already said that!"
Animator has been sacked. "The Albert Eisnstein Story!" Disembodied hands and
feet. Awesome! Funny.
Apple Geeks comic strip. Guy in a suit says
"I'm a Pac" guy in a cat fursuit says "I'm a Mac. RAWR!" Exchange glances.
"Freak." "Meow?"
Rosanne Barr comes to Cartoon Land in the
Rosey & Buddy Show (unsold pilot by Nelvana) lots of camoes. Rosanne opens
the fridge "OH NO! SHE'S BACK!"
Led Zeppelin's Rock and Roll by the
Cattanooga Cats. Cartoon
Zoey, a blue mage brings a lot of pictures
to life as children sing. Colorful! Cute! Keeps trying to impress his picky
friend. Dizzy! "Zoetrope - An illusion device, also called the Wheel of Life"
spin it and still animations seem to move.
Spiders on Drugs - A parody documentary
(style of Look Around You), web shapes change depending on drugs. Crack spider
takes over. National Geographic, sorta
Wake up call. For all the cat people.
Cartoon cat jumps on guy as he sleeps. Ends up using a baseball bat. Feed the
cat.
GONE DADDY GONE - Music video about fleas,
ticks,flies and other insects go from a dog to a blue carpet of a good looking
girl, who then vacuums them up and sprays them. Hallucinations at the
end.
Controverial new G.I.Joe movie in
production, looks like Thunderbirds?
Pinnochio Parody - Jimminy Cricket is now
named Buttercup, redubbed vocals from the Disney movie. Numa Numa musicbox?
MST3K, without shadows. Charming, and yet not safe for work at the same time..
"I've got some bad news.. the mafia's out to kill me. Sweet dreams." Lesbian
fairy? "I'm seeing things.. oh it's that LSD I took" "Giant obesity makes me
hot!" Funny!
Doll House designed after Uncle Scrooge's
Money Bin from Ducktales.
New Zoo Revue Outtake - R-rated MST3K
remixed vocal funnyness. fursuiters
American Furry - Video made by furries to
explain furries. Boingboingtv. Made my WAFurries. "We always get to talk about
Utopia society.. well HG Wells.. here we are!" fursuiters. "Why can't I get a
lion-person?"
Dirty Rainbow - British comedy tv show so
loaded with innuendo it bleeds. "Yesterday we played with our balls.. today are
we going to play with out friend's balls?" "Would you like to play with my
maracas?" TV that goes well with LSD.
"No-Constraints Carpet" Panasonic's new
tube-shaped animal-colored long scarf thing that warms up when you cuddle it,
designed to simulate a pet?
New species of Dwarf Manatee discovered in
the Brazilian Amazon
"Mickey Feio" 'Ugly Mickey' A webpage
dedicated to collecting the most horrible fan filk drawings of Disney's Mickey
Mouse ever assembled. Psyco Mickey, old crossdressing Mickey, undead Mickey,
drunk Mickey, Nazi Mickey, name something, it's here. Parody. Walt Disney on
acid.
Pictures from a furcon in Argentina.
Disturbing Disneyland news - There's a new trend for people to spread
cremated human remains inside Disneyland attractions, especially the Haunted
Mansion, which is a security/public relations headache for the park. Mice Age.
Scroll down the page a bit.
Doom Buggies - A detailed webpage completely obsessed with the Haunted
Mansion ride at Disneyland. News, tales of haunting, urban legends, marriages?
Wow.
Captain Kangaroo 1976 - "Good morning Captain!" early Captain Kangaroo
opening. Lots of cameos by people back in the day.
Pringles Funky Soy Sauce commercial. Spits of Swallows.
Classic KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken animated commercial about two fat kids
calls for KFC during a long drive, followed by the updated 2005 version about
two *thin* kids in a rock version of the same commercial.
Mel Blanc, voice of Warner Brother's Bugs Bunny and tons of other
character, on the David Letterman show back in the day.
Optical Illusion video, paradoxes, M C Esher paintings, performed to 'The
Whitest Boy Alive "Golden Cage"' How to mess up someone's mind. Hallucinations.
"IT DEOSN'T MTTAER IN WAHT OREDR THE LTTEERS IN A WROD ARE, THE ONLY IPRMOATNT
TIHNG IS TAHT THE FRIST AND LSAT LTTEER BE AT THE RGHIT PCLAE. THE RSET CAN BE A
TOTAL MSES AND YOU CAN SITLL RAED IT WOUTHIT PORBELM. TIHS IS BCUSEAE THE HUAMN
MNID DEOS NOT RAED ERVEY LTETER BY ISTLEF, BUT THE WROD AS A WLOHE.". That part
freaked me out o_O. Hallucinations.
"The top ten things I, Peter Griffin, would
like to say to America" From Family Guy on the David Letterman
show.
"The top ten reasons why I, Homer Simpson,
should be the next President!" From The Simpsons on the David Letterman show. "I
will appoint a Secretary of Donuts.. I will BE the Secretary of
Donuts!"
Jetman op theme - Toei's Super Sentai
Series
Large scale lightsaber Star Wars brawl,
2000 people in Toronto. Jedi Wars.
Lost Star Trek Parody - Kerosun Heaters.
1982. Selling space heaters.
Levi's "Evolution" TV Commercial from 1970.
Where would man wear Levi's if he turned out differently?
More wacky Levi's animation commercials.
Tarzan "Leeee--VIs!!"
A Charlie Brown Christmas - Filked by the
cast of Scrubs. Parody.
"It's a bunnyfish world. We just live in
it" Art collection of, well, bunnyfishes, a few risque scenes, a few undead
people. But cute. Slideshow. kozyndan. Bunnyfishes visit the local anime star
wars convention, or something. NSFW.
PULP MUPPETS - Parody of Pulp Fiction, with
puppet heads inserted over the actors. Surprisingly well done!
Funny
Bear fursuiter wins Turner Prize for his
film Sleeper, in which he wanders about a deserted German gallery disguised as a
bear. Mark Wallinger
Horror Friends - Heavy breathing mrder
fiend visits Freddy, Jason, Hannibal Lecter, and others for their weekly poker
night. OJ Simpson and Michael Myers also join, but not really. Parody of Friends
TV Show. Freddy "Anyone seen the Ring? What is it with these sissy horror
films?" Horror fiends like Jackass?
Twas an ACLU Christmas - No songs, just
generic "Happy Holidays Folks!" Santa vists an ACLU lawyer. Santa performs WWE
moves on the lawyer "Aren't you glad I only come once a year!?" Funny! Evil
Christmas.
A New Furry Convention, the Rocky Mountain
Fur Con 2008
WRITERS STRIKE! - Youtube video. Writers
still striking to get paid more royalties for work done over the internet. One
guy in a good suit pickets in front of the Writer's Guild.. "Strike unfair
to Studio Execs!" Working Class hero plays in the background. Stunt. "We gave
the writers a chance to take their demands off the table.. and they turned down
that opportunity. They really took umbrage when we double-crossed them." Ok, so
it's not journalism, but it's funny. Go Guildies! Writer's Strike.
"Pain" Pawpet Music Video, Dai fox puppet.
Pain by Three Days Grace.
"In honor of BJ/SK-1's recent appearance on
Millionare.." Ferret appears on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, one of the first
things Garrison Skunk sent in before Art Jams were even happening.
Minyanville - Hoofy and Boo, bull and bear
financial consultants. Featured on Fox News.
SIM Global Education: Freud. What the world
be would like if it was a Sims game controlled by Sigmund Freud.
Puppet - Patrick Smith animated video.
Guy's handpuppet starts beating him up and cloning itself, eventually turning
him into a puppet and making him do horrible things like bash his face against a
beehive and bbq grill. Giant dream sequence of being pursued by a puppet army.
Finally gets the puppets off, but his cast ends up looking like a
puppet.
Handshake - Patrick Smith animed video. Guy
and a girl share an innocent handshake, but end up being stuck together, slowly
combining into one person. The more they stuggle, the more stuck they get,
ending up fighting for survival until one gets absorbed. Cartoon
horror.
Drink - Patrick Smith animed video - Guy
takes a drink of a potion that has his differente personas break out of himself,
finally ending up himself again. Another drink reverses it. Carefull what you
drink. Spits or Swallows. If it's evil.. DON'T DRINK IT.
Herbie's sidewalk art.
Glitter Graphix! Animated gifs that
simulate light making things twinkle.
BoingBoingTV - "The True History of LOL
Cats" Grandfather puppet talks about earlier comic strip. "Beware the
Walrus"
LOL Cats :)
Sheepdog with human-like features follows
the mouse around the screen. Cute, yet creepy.
Alvin and the Chipmunks CGI website, where
you can tell Alvin to say different things. In this case Alvin tells you to
watch the Funday Pawpet Show!
Gigi D'Agostino's "The Riddle" video. Line
draws of a human taur and a dragontaur thing run into each other and merge.
Strange. Different.
Japanese Tanuki add, Tanuki turns into
chocolates. Stop motion
"Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?"
Microsoft's new Brainwashing Children's book.
Ezra on a record cover?
Mole Men imagined by Ape Lad/Mole Crunk -
Rats Laugh When You Tickle Them! Science,
Rats and You. Special audio equipment takes animal sounds audible to human ears.
Rats like to be tickled! Awesome!
Mickey Mouse Fever - Disney's Disco Album.
Macho Duck. Watch out for Goofy!
CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN! - The ultimate
cure to The Boring College Math Class. Proof that it doesn't matter what you
say, as long as you have good charts and graphs :)
GENIUS CHIMPANZEE MAKES NOODLES! - 8 minute
video from Japan about a RL chimpanzee (with a pitbull sidekick) who, with a few
misadventures, will make a bowl of noodles complete with seasoning right in
front of your eyes.. from SCRATCH. Even wonder how people make noodles? Take a
look :)
SEXY ALIEN CARTOON BAND - Quick cool
3D-rendered parody of sexy music videos. Mutating alien band tries to get your
attention.
UNITED 300 - The Spartans from the movie
300 save an airplane from terrorists. Fun parody! Sure beats the hell out of
snakes :P Everyone sits down when the captian annouces turbulence. Ambush Xerces
'on the throne'. "Do you have to yell, ALL THE TIME?" "If you take us down now..
we'll be forced to land in OHIO!" "Then tonight.. we dine.. in CLEVELAND!!!"
Cleveland rocks :)
K'ai - A True Space Opera - A space opera
where.. people sing. Really. And you still can't understand the
language.
GET YOUR CAKE ON - Strawberry Shortcake
gets her freak on, jamming to a hiphop Missy E song.
THE INCREDIBLE SPEEDING SOFA - Guy drives
his re-engineered sofa down the street at 92 miles per hours. Think
geek!
THE MANUALIST - Guy makes music with his
hands, similar to farting. Performs Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody and Iron Maiden's
The Trooper. He's good :) Next generation of The Guitar Hero.
Funday Pawpet Show reference on the Vinci
& Arty webcomic.
UNI THE HEDGEHOG! - RL Hedgehog pet mostly
look at the camera and wonders why you're staring at him. Sleep in owner's hand,
makes a ball out of himself, tries unsuccessfully to get through a toilet paper
pipe. Sonic the Hedgehog music plays in the background, Starlit Highway? Meet
the relatives.
FUNDAY FOR HOMER! - "What the hell is a
FUNDAY?" "It's a Sunday that's FUN!" ".. I like that!"
FURRY 'LOBSTER' FOUND IN PACIFIC - Lives
near the hypothermal vents at the sea bottom.
SUBSERVIENT CHICKEN TOYS
DRUNK SQUIRREL - Tries to climb a tree, but
can't quite seem to do it without tumbling. Looks at the camera and keeps
trying. Don't eat fermented pumpkins and climb. Runs around in
circles.
Drunk Animals - Short documentary about the
day rotten fruit falls off the tree, and many animals gorge on it, becoming
drunk all at once.
RAINFURREST - New furry convention up in
the Pacific Northwest
"In times of yore, cats and mice waged
war.." plat armor designed for cats and mice
STOP MOTION CHALK BOARD - Animation on a
chalkboard.
FurryFans.com - "Virtual Con" Ultimate
Matrix Doom
"I like Pandas" Super cute chibi sugary
baby pandas with suckers animation. Doom.
The inventor of instant Ramen Noodles dies
of a heart attack
CAPTAIN EEYORE! - Disney castmembers
produce a parody of Michael Jackson's "Captain Eo" staring the depressed donkey,
7 dwarves, and many others.
RACCOON RUNNING AROUND HOUSE - Real raccoon
visits a house, spinning in the chair, saying hello to the cat. Cute!
Rummage?
VGCATS - Starfox Daydream. A girl dreams up
a romantic scene between Fox and Falco using nothing but dialog from the game.
Not.. quite safe for work.
LINE RIDER - Jagged Peak Adventure &
Urban Run & Best of Both Worlds - Stick figure daredevil surfs a drawing.
Cowboy Beboop music. Whole series of adventures.
Whole bunch of skunks o_o Dancing in the
moonlight?
MUSICAL FOODS - A guy uses a constuction
made of hollowed out carrots and celery like a set of pan pipes! Whole series of
food music!
CARROT OCARINA - Link would be proud. And
hungry.
BIG BROCCOLI OCARINA: Angels We Have Heard
On High. Christmas Food music. "Merry Christmas!"
DRUNKEN ALIEN FETUS - Guy drinking a beer
while his head and voice are warped by cheap video effects. JUST PLAIN WIERD!
Bitter Beer Face
My Azn Cat - Girl puts her cat on camera,
who stares at you while she pushes his face into different expressions. "This is
an example of how BORED I can get!"
Kittens in facial tissue box - Super cute
video of kittens playing with a tissue box, one of which gets stuck inside it
while the others bat at him.
Funday Pawpet Show Wikipedia article!
Offically listening on the site, still up :)
WIKI FUR ! Furry Fandom's own Wikipedia
thing
"Wakkie Nu Nu Gear" Caps and Mugs.
WTF?
Article about what Disney was like in
1943
WTF!? Dead Monkey Comics - Mashmellow
explodes in the microwave. Modern Dildo technology. Don't ask. NOT safe for
work. Tim Farrell attacks.
"Flatland: A romance of many dimensions"
When geometery majors become God.
"Blinded by the light" Canadian comedy team
The Vacant Lot. Poker buddies debate what the lyrics to the song
are.
Actualy lyrics to "Blinded by the
Light"
"Hu's On First" The new leader of China is
named "Hu". Bush just doesn't get it "Who?" Comedy with still pictures. "Yessir"
"Yasir? Arafat is in China??" :P
Wayne Rooney wonder goal against Pompey -
AKA the Governor Watts - Soccer Sucks Saga!
Starts with sports clip, followed
by comedian bashing it, followed by a British guy correcting all the 'errors' in
the earlier statement about Soccer (there's Americal football, that you play
with your hands.. which underminds the expression 'foot ball') and finally
Governor Watts responding to the Response. Flaming reaches a new age! Parody of
Steven Colbert?
GIZMO FLUSHES - Cat learns to use the
toilet. Over and over and over again.
CRAZY CAT FLASH! - Movie-quality flash file
of a cat trying to steal a fish from a couple of elderly Kung-Fu Masters. Laser
eyes, Matrix Moves, Bullet Time, every over the top thing you can think of
happens! Dragonballz. Video game "Exit"?
Orphan skunks take cat as
mother
An orang-utan monkey fursuiter is the star
of a Japanese zoo's emergency animal escape drill. Many kids thought the
adventure was real?
THE TALE OF HOW - The Blackheart Gang. Very
unusual Tim Burton-like animation about machines, giant tentacled octopuses. The
king of the Kiwis tries to save his people. Very detailed and fluid! An engineer
mouse with six legs comes to save the day.
THE AVALANCHES - FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST -
Bizarre music video with elderly people playing the drums, ghosts, cowboys,
people playing pythons as musical instruments, skeletons, commercials, violins,
horses, hyponotists, ape fursuiters, guy saying "That boy need therabpy" coconut
puppets, turtle with human head. I have.. NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS O_O Parrots,
monkeys, rappers, giggling children. AWESOME! RANDOM!
Remote Control Muppets - New attractions at
Disneyland are Muppets, like Dr Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker, who rove around the
park with no human in sight, stopping and talking to guests. It looks just like
the real characters have come to life.
Anamatronics with attitude!
BLACK SHEEP - Sheep attack humans, just
like The Birds. Weta Workshop! Goofy horror movie. Weresheep! "Get ready.. for
the violence.. of the lambs!"
THE WETA WORKSHOP! Famous new special
effects studio in New Zealand that started with some friends of Peter Jackson's
early movies, who did the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, King Kong, The Lion the
Witch and the Wardrobe, and now have many projects from television to making
weapons replicas :)
Cow and Chicken episode parodying the
Indian cow who ate chickens thing. In Spanish.
Megaplex Water Sprinkler Disaster - The
fire sprinklers go off in a room full of fursuiters, who evacuate the suits
first, then their laptop computers.
SIM EATING COWPLANT - A carnivorous plant
lures Sims to their doom with a piece of birthday cake
The "CARS" treatment! - Russian webpage
where people uses decals to turn their RL cars into eye-windowed character from
the movie :) Pixar
The World's FIrst Surfing Mice - The
Radical Rodents! - Well, they're rats, but the surfing is real! Although I think
the rats are just trying to hold on for the most part :P
WILLIAM SHATNER HAS BREASTS IN SPACE! -
Funny Star Trek parody commerical for a power company. Scotty tries to beam up
the team, only two of them beam, and their heads are switched. Girl slaps Kirk
as he tries to feel himself. "Well, he certainly hasn't got the
power.."
JACK WAGNER TRIBUTE REAL - Clips from "The
Voice of Disneyland", including a gem of a blooper reel!
TUNA BITES BACK - What looks like a set of
shark teeth was found in a Russian can of tuna. Lots of pictures. Beware what
you eat before it eats you!
UNDERDOG - THE MOVIE
SUSHI - THE JAPANESE TRADITION! - A sort of
"Sushi and You" video which claims to teach the proper method and manners when
visiting a sushi bar. ALthough some of the things (like wearing your plates
home?) might be stretching it a bit.. LOTS of social rules, almost to
distraction. "The chef has a secret personal history. NEVER ask him about this!"
</KillBill> "Because some specials are illegal, you must ask about
this"
Endangered species BBQ. Spits or Swallows.
Parody. Awesome! Part of a series?
ORIGAMI - THE JAPANESE TRADITION! - Kung Fu
masters focus their inner power of Zen to transform paper squares into exotic
shapes as the master watches and appraises their efforts. Then the master turns
out to be origami himself o_O
SHAZAI - THE JAPANESE TRADITION! - The art
of Apology. Pick the degree of bow necessary for the given severity of the
offense. "Bow on One Knee - You violate the Ninja Code of Falling in Love" For
those times when you really, really think you've screwed up bigtime.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4
Cockroach fursuit?
A biologist helps raise 3 abandoned wolf
cubs by pretending to be a wolf himself, living out in the wild. He even eats
food from a plastic bag put in the animal carcases.
Bungeeskunk's Second Life Chocolate Bunny
Death Video! - Now posed on Youtube. Bombs are lobbed at bunnies placed agains
the FPS logo, and then in a starship holodeck! Then down a wormhole! Lots of
exploding rabbit bits :) Ride of the Valkieries music from Wagner.
MARIO: Game Over - Mario and Peach
experience domestic strife as Mr. M refuses to get a real job, and Peach steals
his mushrooms "I like you just the way you are!" Mario's an addict, finds a
stash, and eventually goes on a super-charged crazed rampage. Luigi shrugs and
hopes he stays gone. "You don't understand! He's on his last.. life!" Policeman
takes him out. Goofy :)
"We're at it like rabbits" News article
from The Sun about the latest sex craze.. fursuiting. Cheezy costumes, blatant
poses, another pinup article.
BUNNY BURN - MECHANICAL STEAMPUNK SPIDER
DESTRUCTION! - Three photos sets involving the construction, deployment, and
ultimate destruction of the Lapine's most sophisticaled fighting machine. Happy
F'in Easter :P
UNDERDOG VS WOLVERINE BATTLE ROYAL! Joys of
editing ^_^ Fake video game.
SUPER MARIO VS UNDERDOG VS KAMEK &
MARVIN THE MARTIAN - Totaly, absolutely, digitial chaos :) 100-hit combos, fake
fighting game, super duper overpowered! "Game with the most copyright
violations!"
RUSSIAN GRAFFITI STREET ART! -
Spraypainting the walls in Russia seems like a whole new artform, with
everything from anthromorphic rats to cracks in the wall showing paradise
beyond, to a maid pulling up the white paint to sweep dirt into the exposed
bricks. Very realistic!
IN MY LANGUAGE - An autistic person tapes
herself doing austistic things around the house, then begins an provide a
computer-generated voiceover explaining their perspective. "However the thinking
of people like me is only taken serious, if I learn -your- language. It is only
when I type something in your langague that I am considering having
communication. I smell things, I listen to things, I feel things, I taste
things." Human rights.
THe RAY HARRYHAUSEN CREATURE LIST - Lots of
giant monsters going at it in the Black and White screen, then color.
Medival Help Desk - A monk in the middle
ages helps a frustration reader learn to turn pages in a book. Technical
difficulties.
THE 2 SENSE SHOW - Online archive of 2 The
Ranting Gryhon's radio shows.
MR. BEAN - Nativity Scene. That guy from
Blackadder has fun using the characters in a Nativity scene like action figures,
making lots of noise while Joseph tries to keep things quiet. Then a Dalek
blasts a sheep. Dr. Who! Then dinosaur shows up, to be defeated by a tank. Jesus
gets airlifted to safety by a magnet. Who then drops into a Barbie
house.
CROPPER THE FOX - An old guy named Mike
nursed Cropper, a wild fox, back to health. The friendship grew, until Cropper
now stays in the house whenever he likes, acting like both a dog and a cat.
Trust, cute! Awesome! Mark Correia also has a link for downloading the
video.
ONLINE FLV CONVERTER: Download online
videos direct to PC/ iPod/ PSP for free! A webtool that lets you take streaming
videos like those on YouTube and turn them into permanent downloadable
files.
THE HAMAS MICKEY MOUSE RIPOFF THING - Hamas
has a children's show with a fursuiter in a hacked Micky Mouse costume and a
high pitched voice urging children to keep up the fight against Israel. aka TV
Terror Mouse. 11-year old call-in kid sings a rhyme about an AK-47.
THE MICROSOFT O-PHONE - "They're done it!
They've reinvented teh wheel!" comedy skit about how to use corporate BS to sell
a product that's wacked and doesn't work "We're not just thinking outside the
box! We're nowhere near the box! The box is on.. Saturn!" Fun with Windows. The
glave from Krull?
Download for the Opera Browser. Better at
ripping videos from the cache?
A Friendly Joke - Candid Camera style joke
as bystanders are tricked into carrying a survey pole with a red flag on it
toward a camera. Unknown to them a horde of people carrying red "On Strike"
flags fall in behind them as they resolutely march forward. Then the surveryor
dodges to the side while 'riot police' march out to block the alley, wherein the
stooge looks back and finds themselves trapped between police and protests,
apparently their leader. Good fun :)
YouTube:
Mr Rogers Saves PBS. Congress is holding hearings on the newly formed
Corporation for Public Broadcasting, the funding of which Nixon wants
cut in half. In defense of it and it's mission, Mr. Rogers himself
takes the Senate floor, and, over the course of six minutes, completely
changes the mind of the chairman who was in favor of the cut. "$6000
pays for less that 2 minutes of cartoons.. 2 minutes of.. what I
sometimes say 'bombardment' I'm very concerned with what's
being delivered to our children.." "We deal with the inner development
of the child, we don't have to bop someone over the head to make drama
on the screen." "We deal with the kind of anger that arises in simple
family situations, and we speak to it constructively." He finally sings
the "What Do You Do With The Mad That You Feel?" song. This is a part
of history.
20,000
LEAUGES INTO THE TOILET - The real reasons why Eisner canceled the
submarine ride at Disneyland.
SAVAGE
LAND - WALT DISNEY'S FINAL FRONTIER - "Ever wonder where old amusement
park rides go to die?" Graveyard of lost rides.
MOUSESURPLUS
- Own a bit of extra stuff left over from Disneyland.
Folger's
Happy Mornings - "You can sleep when you are dead!" Glowing golden
ghost people float in with the sunrise, singing a happy song while
dreary people wake up slowly, then drink some coffee. Halloween or Christmas?
TITANIC
2 - Jack from the movie is found frozen in a block of ice, thawed in
the Austin Powers method, then goes through The Borne Identity. Movie
parodies. Leonard de Caprio.
USB
George Forman Grill! Geeky gifts
USB
Fondue maker! Geeky gifts.
Rubber
#1 and #2 toys. Yes, piss and poop. Choice of international languages.
A
purple fursuiter kitty glancing back at you between his legs and
sticking his tongue out at you.
More
Mentos and Diet Cokie experiments! From the guys who did that video!
Inverse
Darth Vader - Darth becomes a fan of Hello Kitty. Star Wars. Pink
Easter colors.
FAST
FOOD ROCKERS "The Fast Food Song" rock group sings praises of several
fast food chains "Enticing, exciting, aroma so inviting!" Just plain
goofy. Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken, McDonalds. Blue dog
fursuiter.
DIRE
WEASELS! - Movie poster by Nonsanity,featuring a guy being attacked by
ferrets. "A dire weasel drains blood for 1d4 poits of Consitution
damage each round it remains attached." "Man's Life" magazine. Dungeons
and Dragons. Poink.
OFFSIDES
- Game sort of like an inverse of Pong, You control an open space in a
barrier at the middle of the screen, and want to seperate balls of
different colors on one side of the barrier or the other.
Mythbusters
takes on Menthos and Diet coke! Technical explainations for exactly why
it works, and some alternatives you can use in the mix for more
firepower.
Dr.
Hedgie Experiments with Mentos and Coke
MORTAL
PEEP FIGHT! - As several giggling people humm the Mortal Kombat theme,
Raiden Peep and Random Peep face each other off in the microwave. Both
end up merging together. Chaotic Unicornn. "Mortal Peep fight!" Evil
Easter!
Maxwell's
Demon and a quandry regarding the Second Law of Thermodynamics.
SNAKES
ON A TRAIN - Parody of Snakes on a Plane. Massive parody! Huge snakes,
people being possessed by snakes, horror movies! Giant snake eats a
traincar!
STAR
WARS ON A BANJO - Guy takes a folk music approach to Darth Vader. Remix
of John Williams Star Wars Theme!
SECOND
LIFE DOMINOS - "This ones for you Team Garry, Thanks for such a
wonderful mod!" As Crazy Frog music goes on, dominoes on top of a huge
3D building fall, sending a barrel over the edge.. which starts another
set going! Rube Goldberg engine. Viewer flies like Superman to follow
the action through the city! Dominos continues INSIDE A BUILDING! Then
back out! Gary's Mod? Halflife? Explosion fires a projectile that
starts ANOTHER set going! AWESOME!!! HalfLife 2, not Second Life
MORE
HALFLIFE 2 DOMINOS! - Ends up with a scientist being crushed under a
huge one :)
JAPANESE
GAME SHOW DOMINOS! - Mayhem as some physics students turn an upscale
clothing store into a massive dominos derby! Everything from clothing
dummies to shoes to paintings, books, coins standing on end and
necklace-wearing busts are used. Action climbs up the stairs, onto
tables, finally sending champaign into a set of wine glasses. WOOO!!
AWESOME!!!
HUMAN
DOMINOS! - Miller beer commercial, hordes of people fall on each other,
into buses, out of buses, everywhere! Finally, one guy steps out of the
way and shrugs. Don't take what they give you.
BLACKOUT
DOMINOS! - Guy painstakingly sets up a set of dominos, turns on his
recorder, then sets it off, all eager. Then.. the light burns out.
"AAAAAHHHH!!!" Phillip's lightbulb commercial :)
DOMINOS
AND VHS TAPES - Three guys make a set through their house, using bars
of soap, dvds, tapes, coins, etc.
DOMINOS
AND TOO MUCH TIME 2 - Ends up knocking an eight ball into a pool table
pocket. Lord of the Rings Excalibur music!
DOMINOS
AND TOO MUCH TIME 1 - This time, a camera mounted on a toy train takes
some of the footage!
50
DOMINOS ON TOP OF EACH OTHER - Fails to knock over, guy finally just
punches it.
JENGA
EFFECT QUICK SET OF DOMINOS - Put 4 balls into four pool pockets.
COIN
DOMINOS - Over 2 minutes of coin after coin, a few geometric shapes.
Finally, an advertisement "Would 10,000 of THESE get your idea
rolling?" Cash money. Greed.
DOMINOS
NEW YEAR! - Dominos turn 2005 into 2006.
OBLIVION
DOMINOS! - Elder Scrolls Oblivion set used just like the Half Life 2
set, featuring dummies getting knocked over by barrels, swords tipping
over, and finally a guy being booted out a window into space!
MORE
DOMINOS - Excellent bits of kitchen engineering in this one! Piece
knocked out of place rolls and becomes the track for a ball later!
CHAIN
REACTION MACHINES - A whole series of Korean commerical clips
for the same company involving goofy little Rube Goldberg machines!
Very inventive! One even plays the theme for the company by banging on
glass bottles!
Beggin's
Strips commerical from the dog's point of view "It's BACON! What's it
say? I can't read!!"
SAM
HARRIS AT IDEA CITY '05 - An author of philosphy talks about religious
fundamentalism, and how you can't combat it simply by being a moderate
and just tolerating everything others believe, no matter how strange.
The surge in funadmentalism here in the US is the result of that, with
politians throwing science and rational thought out of the classroom.
Jesus actually says "Find he who does not believe, and slay him before
me" in the New Testament?
BIKER
MICE FROM MARS TRAILER. Furry. Phillipine animation?
DISCO
KING - 70's Burger King disco commercial! THE DUKE OF DOUBT DANCES TO
DISCO! WOOOO!!
Burger
King hand-puppet dances to different songs you click on. Subservient
Burger King.
"DON'T
EAT BATTERIES" Public Service Annoucement. DO NOT EAT BATTERIES! Modern
parody, batteries in milk? "THey look like little Hohos!" Battery
Sandwich? Classical music swell. "Can I eat them? No?" Adds lettuse.
Batteries and you.
TETRIS
COMEDY - Japense guy starts playing "Tetris" but all the pieces on the
bigscreen ALWAYS disappear. Then he goes to Level 10, and gets
completely overwhelmed. Then sets the pieces to TINY so they take
forever to clear the screen! Sets up a Tetris.. and the rod sinks out
of site. Then everything floats upwards and jams. Then beans start to
fall. Then the bar is too big. Video Game parodies! Then Mario gets so
big the box kills him.
"Congradulations
on Show 150! 300 here we come!" Art Jam art by Hobbes.
THE
HUGGABLE - A teddy bear robot being developed by MIT, following
research that animals can help people reduce stress and feel better.
Robot animals won't make people allergic. AI anyone?
TRAILER
- BADGERS ON A PLANE - The Weeble takes aim at Snakes on a plane with a
parody of his own. Samuel Jackson plays a guitar.
BUNGEESKUNK'S
YOUTUBE VIDEOS - Furry fun from a Pawpet Show fan.
OK GO
- HERE IT GOES AGAIN - Rock group fan make their own video to "Here it
goes again" using exercise Treadmills as props, to awesome advantage
with the stage show! Walking in place, sliding, jumping on alternating
belts!
MASCOT
OR FURRY! - Look at the poster, can you guess which fursuiters are
sports mascots, or furry fursuiters? One is Rapid T Rabbit! And the
blue cat from CSI.
Webcomic
character with a name close to Rasvar. Drunk Duck.
Circuit
City is apparently scamming customers, asking almost $30 to install
Backwards-compatibility to Xbox 360 buyers so their set can play
earlier Xbox games.. although you can download the software to do that
online for free, and Microsoft will send you a free CD even if you
can't connect.
MAGIC
GOPHER - Pick a number, do some quick math, then see if they symbol you
get matches what Magic Gopher predicts.
TRANSFORMERS
ON THE MOON - Uncle Kage is a giant Cockroach robot scientist!
The
Bob and Tom show
New
Puppet Show by the Muppet people for ABC.
Series
of black and white commercials done by a very early Kermit The Frog and
a hapless friend. When Kermit asks him if he likes Wilkin's Coffee,
Kerm shoots him with a cannon, revolver, a club, lots of violent
things! "Things just seem to happen to people who don't like Wilkin's
coffee!" Drink Caffinee dammit. Muppets.
Jim
Henson.
TOP 20
Japanese television commercials! Milk's breasts expand as she drinks
milk. Samauri kills anthro cockroach people. FEMALE Ronald McDonald??
That video game where you roll everything together. Guy sneezes out
Fanta can.
SUBSERVIENT
STRIA - Snowleopard and plush Yappyfox do the Subservient Chicken thing
on the Funday Pawpet Show :) Shows up on YouTube a day later!
Webcomic
Devil's Panties. Guy at Dragoncon does good deeds, handing out bars of
soap to fanboys who don't wash.
GREEN
JELLY - THREE LITTLE PIGS music video. As seen on the show!
DEAL
OR NO DEAL music video, gameshow.
A
couple of lemurs sing 'In the Jungle' (the mighty jungle, the lion
sleeps tonight) Star Wars aliens show up too. Kitten attacks the Domo
Kun Angry Smashfest guy. Squirrel taps it's own.. er. TROGDOR vs
kitten! Opera Owl.
RAIDERS
OF THE TRASH - Furry Raiders of the Lost Arc parody. Raccoons! Human
chases him with pitchfork, takes out garden gnome. Returns with
girlfriend raccoon and fire extinquisher jetpack. Invades the house!
Rides tractor to freedom! Gets chased by Humvee, which gets hit by an
even larger truck. YAY!
Fur
Affinity.
SCISSOR
SISTERS TAKE YOUR MOMMA LIVE - Puppet show with giant bird as part of
the stage show, people hatching out of eggs. Singing watermelons,
anthropomorphic farm! Awesome music awards show! English bands.
WHACK
YOUR BOSS - Find the 15 different way to destroy your boss! Game
The
world's tallest cheeseburger. Oh my God O_O He EATS IT!
>_< Spits or Swallows
VAUDEVILLE
PICARD - Patrick Stewart aka Captain Picard takes time off from giving
a command on the bridge of the Star Trek ship Enterprise
to perform a small song and dance number complete with hat and
cane.
SHOWBIZ
PIZZA BIRTHDAY SPECTACULAR - Clip from the Chuck E Cheese birthday
video thing. "3 minutes till next show." "2 minutes til next show."
Ends in the 9,8,7.6 countdown as seen on the Pawpet show. Happy
Birthday song!
PICARD
TECHNO - Star Trek clips mashed together into a strange Techno music
video
CRAZY
GERMAN KID - A webcam catches a boy going completely berzerk while
playing a video game.. or trying to get his computer to work.. or
something. He screams, he sings, he laughs to himself like a mad
scientist, knocks disks off the table, bashes his computer keyboard
with his fists. Temper tantrum! Autism? Keyboard shows progressive
damage over time as he tries to put it back together. People who get
too much into Video Games. Stress relief. Relax! Please! AHHH!!!
Technical
Difficulties. Ritalin.
Mercedes
has auto technology that will absorb all of your Bluetooth
communications information. Identity theft?
Nuclear
war red button launcher, more USB toys!
The
IBuzz, USB vibrator, enhanced for Ipod, or games, or movies! Feel the
excitement! Literally! Toys of Poink.
Sinfest
the webcomic. My Little Ponies bring about the end of the world?
WHITE
AND NERDY - New Weird Al music video, see if you can get all the
references! Star Wars kid! Star Wars Holiday Special bootleg.
GILLIAN
STAR TREK PARODY - Theme to Gilligan's Island filked to work with Star
Trek: The Next Generation.
BAGMAN
- A guy with a bag over his head fights crime. Or rather, it runs at
him, and he defends himself. Gratuitous gore to the point of just being
silly. Combination of German and English. 10 minutes long. Stupid
fighting moves, bagman cuts off 10 gun muzzles in one hit. "Oh! Damn!
That's wacked!" Amateur videos rock! Superheros. Sort of like Sock
Baby. Lots of severed body parts o_O Bad acting. One of the most
creatively sick things I have ever seen. Freddy and Jason have NOTHING
on this guy! Gross!
DANCING
MICROVIXEN - 3D fox dancing on a computer desk, then trips over a
pencil while singing Madonna.
WIKIPEDIA
DECODES WEIRD AL'S "WHITE AND NERDY" - All the references!
NOBODY'S
WATCHING DIET COKE AND MENTOS - Mad Scientist Mythbuster-like dudes,
experiment with other things. Candy corn makes bottle EXPLODE! Another
makes a baby chicken! Another teleport them to a strip club, then the
beach. Run out of candy. Doh. nobodyswatching.tv Awesome!
Lupin
III - Lupin the 3rd, done to Weird Al's "This is the Life" song from
Johnny Dangerously.
NOBODY'S
WATCHING - Two guys claim they can make a better sitcom than the
networks, so the networks take the on! Fake books, staircases that go
nowhere!
HUNGRY
LIKE THE WOLF LUPIn THE 3RD - Remake of Duran Duran's Hungry Like The
Wolf by a goofy band with Lupin III video clips in the back. Yay!
THE
SIMPSONS VS STAR TREK - Goofy guys does hand motions while another
plays the keyboard for both show themes, then they merge them together.
Strange visual spinning room effects! Awesome!
A
TRUTHFULL AIRLINE SAFETY ANNOUCEMENT - Seats should face backwards for
safety in a landing. There's never been a safe water landing by
wide-bodied aircraft? Lots of scary stuff the stewardess isn't telling
you o_O flight annoucement.
----
SERIES OF BEATLES VIDEOS DOWN BELOW ---
All
Together Now
When
I'm 64
Lucy
in the Sky With Diamonds
Elenor
Rigby
Only a
Northern Song
Nowhere
Man
All
You Need Is Love
7-UP
And
one of the Beatles TV cartoons that inspired the movie
----
END OF A SERIES OF BEATLES VIDEOS -----
VIRUS
ALERT - Offical Weird Al animated music video.
WEIRD
AL - PATTERNS - Al-oholics Anonymous! NLR "WOOOOW! PATTERNS!" PBS.
WEIRD
AL - CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR - Ren and Stimpy animators?
Animatronic
panda suit for rent, very lifelike looking!
PS3 vs
WII - A slender girl in a bikini represents a Wii, while an
intellectual large girl represents the PS3. "Good things cost good
money!" "I'm cheap! And fun ^_^"
WII
DANCING - "Song:'Wii Dancing' Artist: Trust me. You don't wanna know"
What appears to be Indian (as in 'India') folk dancing through vibrant
hills in celebration of Nintendo's new release of the Wii. o_o. I don't
get it either. But the girls are beautiful! That one guy is a lucky
bastard. Describing how to move teh controllers with dance moves! Video
games were never this stylish!
SONIC
SATAM coming to DVD in 2007
JIMMY
DEAN BREAKFAST COMMERCIALS. Get yur sausage here.
CEROPIA
- A company made from former Disney animators. Their lastest projest is
The Act, a Dragon's Lair style interactive movie set for arcades about
a Walter Mitty-like daydreamer who wants to woo a beautiful girl while
evading his gorrila-like boss.
THE
ACT - TAILER
CAT
HEAD THEATRE - Talkling Cat Heads perform Hamlet. Act 2 Scene 2.
Rosencrantz and Gilderstein. High art combines with cats eating insects
in the background.
Naked
Rabbit World Power Foundation production.
THUNDERBIRDS
FAB REMIX - Thunderbirds puppet show turns into a techno remix.
FURBY
MICROWAVE - Furby crows like a rooster, then bursts into neon electric
flame. Spits or Swallows. Easter chocolate bunny death!
THRILLER
- THE INDIAN EDITION - The same dance group who did the Wii dance thing
also do their own unique remain of Michael Jackson's Thriller! New
Volga Videos. Has ordering information.
SHOULDER
PONIES - Angel and Devil, 3D rendered
DEVIL
PONY PARADISE - Devilpony lands on a girl's stomach as she relaxes in
pool in her bikini "I claim these tits in the name of the dark one!"
Boobies! Second Life?
MUSE
KNIGHTS OF CYDONIA - Wild west karate experts riding through the
wastelands of .. Mars? Lasers, martial arts, kissing and Rock
& Roll! GIrl riding a unicorn, carrying a DVD spinning in her
hand.
SATURDAY
SUPERCADE - Frogger, Qbert, Pitfall, Donkey Kong, Mario, and Donkey
Kong Jr, from 80's cartoons! "Monkey Muscle!" All the openings.
(Where's Kangaroo?) Video games rock!
AUSTRALIA'S
DIRTY LITTLE SECRET - Kangaroos perform Sychronized Swimming to prepare
for the Syndey Olypics! 3D
PAC-MAN,
THE TV SERIES. Pacman ran from 1982 to 1983 on televison.
Call
Center, the movie. Tech support
Popeye
the Sailor is now dead from Spinach laced with E Coli. Doh! Food
Poisoning
DISNEY
COPIES - Animation Cells reused in different places. Surprising
comparison between Robin Hood and Snow White. Probably the same artists
doing both scenes.
POPEYE
ON FAMILY GUY - Doctor talks on as Popeye warbles. "You had a stroke
about seven years ago. The fact that you're walking around is nothing
short of a miracle." Warble. "About two months." Arms are giant tumors.
Rodolf
(Rudolph) (Rudolf) on Family Guy. Rudolf stays upbeat while doctor
informs him that his red nose is because of a malignant tumor "Like a
pixie dust magical special.." "You're going to die." Evil Christmas.
Alabama's
Libertarian Party candidate Loretta Nall is campaigning with her
cleavage, with signs that say "More of these boobs" and then show her
opponents "And less of these boobs."
MY
PANCREAS - Weird Al offical video.
WEASEL
STOMPING DAY - Weird Al offical video, made by Robot Chicken! Evil
Holidays!
WHITE
PORCELAIN - Techno music video to a guy selling a washing machine "You
know what has to happen.. WHITE PORCELAIN"
NOBODY'S
WATCHING DOES THEIR OWN VERSION OF THE "OK GO!" VIDEO WITH THE
TREADMILLS! Ends up with an injury.
PUPPET
UP! A brand new uncensored puppet show from the Jim Henson company!
Inspired by the Pawpet show perhaps? The Comedy Festival in Las Vegas,
improvisational comedy.
WEBCOMIC
"SOMETHING POSITIVE" - Little brown guy in a hood shows about Large
Angry Man. 'The Role-Playing Games Room' "Wait, you don't want
teenagers having sex, but you don't want'em playing Dungeons and
Dragons either? Isn't that like saying you don't want'em to get suck
but you'd hate to see them get vaccinations?" Hell is a place filled
with raving ferrets saying "Dook Dook!" over and over. "When did Satan
get so into ferrets?"
Martha
Stewart.. in a feline fursuit. Black cat.
DIET
COKE AND MENTOS AGAIN! - DOMINOS! - One eruption triggers another
eruption! And then.. the big field O_O BOOM!!! HUGE SETUP! STAGE AFTER
STAGE!!!
JIB
JAB PRESENTS: WEIRD AL'S "DO I CREEP YOU OUT?" Fanboy freaks out girl.
"You're the one I dream about.. but the only question with me now.. is
do I creep you out!" Police nail him good :)
GAIGIN-THE
TAIL OF A WARRIOR - Ninja Raccoon takes out an army of evil red-eyed
rabbit samauri who are bent on everyone having long ears. Detailed
stylish graphics. Slow motion Matrix moves. "I hate the rain." "Boo."
Last rabbit falls. Furry!
PERMAPUPPY
- Fictional commercial for NEXTgencode, a puppy that never grows up,
staying younger forever while you get older!
An
Ocelot kitten at the Oregon Zoo gets a checkup and photo shoot!
Spottycat! Cute!
WILL
IT BLEND? - Offical homepage for that guy who blends tons of things
with a blender! Up today: A McDonalds Big Mac Meal, with fries!
Liquified smoothie. Yes it blends!
SUPER
TYPHOON "DURIAN" HITS THE PHILIPPINES "Tis a foul wind which blows.."
NUMA
NUMA PARROT - A real parrot sings part of the famous song.
Last
Yum Yum Tree restaurnt in Hawaii is closing
Make
your own Vinyl record label?
SHOCKWAVE
FILE FROM THE GUY FROM www.jilo.2x.com.br
, an absolutely GORGEOUS reindeer girl (which you see naked or bared
dressed in parts) drives Santa's sleigh. Santa is sick this year, and
Jilo, a hapless snake is tasked with the job, both thrilled to
be behind this doe, and completely overwhelmed at the job of dragging
all the Christmas presents around. He finally finds a way to get free
and stay with a beautiful platipus girl. Furry to the extreme! Sadly,
his site is down, but the flash is still up. Ronaldo Santana. Never
seen this before! Poink would love it :) Made in Rio de Janeiro, Brasil
FLATULENT
PASSENGER GROUNDS US FLIGHT. Woman lit matches to burn and try and hide
the odor of her flatulence, but wouldn't tell the truth when asked,
forcing an evacuation of the plane and a thorough search.
REN
AND STIMPY ARE GAY? - Ren saws a log on Stimpy's back with a
saw attached to his groin. Stimpy seems to be enjoying it a bit too
much.. must be from the new show on Spike TV. Ren smokes a cigarette
afterwards. o_o
TEDDY
BEAR TOURIST SERVICE - In probably the most insane travel program there
is, a company will send a person's TEDDY BEARS on an international
trip, complete with custom photographs and buttons, then send them back
home on their own.
THE
LOCKHORNS - THE MOVIE! - Lockhorns vs Godzilla? Marital striff goes to
the big screen? Probably the least interesting movie idea ever. Student
film parody!
Eisner.
Comic strips.
MARY
WORTH - Another comic strip turned into a movie. Strange facial
directions, gestures, parody of the art. High drama about.. letting
someone rent an appartment nearby "When these appartments are..
surrounded by.. police cars with.. flashing lights? Remember.. I warned
you!" William Shatner speech.
SUBSERVIENT
SANTA! - Get him to ride Rudolph :)
JETSONS
- Star Wars footage plays while the Jetson's theme song goes. Comic
laugh track!
INDIAN
THRILLER 2- This time there are English Subtitles! But not really..
it's an English sounding simliar to All Your Base and Yatta.
YOUTUBE
THEATRE 1 - MST3K - Strong bad emails, Bevis and Butthead, Ebert and
Roper? "No!" Making fun of random videos found on YouTube. Osmond bin
Laden? "What is taking them so long to go get him?" "Maybe because
they're looking of Osama bin Laden?" Irate lady gets interupted. Bored
guy low on sleep. Nervous girl "I still don't act the same on a video
as in real.. I don't know how I'm consident anyway.. except for being
inconsistent.." "Wow, she's really deep." "I wonder how many children
she has locked up?" ".. you're still going to censor yourself.. not
show yourself going to the bathroom.."
YOUTUBE
THEATER EP2 - More MST3King random YouTube videos. "You might
be wondering where I've been.." "Wherehaveyoubeenwherehaveyoubeen??"
"I've got three words for you.. World of Warcraft." Girlfriends and
gaming don't mix. South Park episode gets guy into it again? "Wasn't
that episode making fun of people for playing that game?" "Level 34
Paladin right now!" "You must be a hit with all the ladies.." Geeks
unite! Action figure wrestling. Star Wars Stormtrooper cosplayer on the
bus! Wall of people with cell phone cames "At least we'll know they'll
be 8 more different versions of this on YouTube.." Ladies love the
Stormtrooper! "Isn't he a little short for a Stormtrooper?"
YOUTUBE
THEATER - "Why did it take so long between episodes? Maybe the creator
has a life outside of YouTube?" Kid hates YouTube videos "They all
suck!" Guy rants about Tech support. Gives him 6 hours to respond to an
email. "He's not cooperating at all!" Tracks guy down online to find
The Guy's world world address. Guy shows his bedroom "redroom?" and
mess appartment with scary horror movie music.
CARTOON
NETWORK'S "Eat at Joes" spits or swallows.
I'm
DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS - Santa Claus and his Reindeer choir do a
flash verion of the song. White reindeer solos! Seems simple, but will
surprise you with new animations as it goes along.
A WISH
FOR WINGS THAT WORK - Animated special, a penguin wishes to have wings
for Christmas. Opus from the comic pages, and Bill the Cat! Bloom
County! Other birds mock Opus. "They're obviously jealous of my nose."
Bill's brains replaced by Tater Tots? Parts 1-3. Opus tries his hand at
being a pilot. Not a good idea.
Santa
Claus crashlands, only a penguin can stand the icy water to rescue him.
All
the geese who mocked him wear red bowties and fly him around! Merry
Christmas!
Mother
in LA says their pet ferret ate their baby's toes o_O Dad thinks it was
the pit bull puppy. Happened while they were asleep. Kids are now
living with relative and couple is heading to jail. 'Beware the ferret
with a foot fetish'
Old
Navy Furry - Furries in an Old Navy commercial? Picture in background.
Wikipedia
article for Bloody Marry, Queen of Scotts
OH
MIKEY! - Story of three American Mannequins who move to Japan? Fuccon
family learns about risque things. Yay for puppets and low production
values!
Skit
"A Courageous Stance" Dad wants Mikey to swallow his gum. Dad doesn't
want to look like a coward, but Mikey insists he confront a punk who's
also spitting his gum out. Dad goes and asks the guy the time, then
hides the mountain of gum under his shoe. Anime, sorta. Thunderbirds?
CANADIAN
BEAVERS SELLING CELL PHONE SERVICE - Getting stuck in the revolving
door, jellybean anology. Then he eats the jellybeans. Beavers do 3D
rendering art
How to
render fur in 3D! Animation.
CHRISTMAS
RARE EXPORTS - Hunters in Lapland hunt the most dangerous and
profitable big game in the world.. Father Christmases. The feral Santa
Claus is captured, trained, and explorted all over the world. Santa
came from Lapland you know. Evil Christmas. Santa tries to eat the
first few dolls places in his lap, things to think about before you sit
there. Grim parodies like this could only come from Scandinavia :)
RARE
EXPORTS INC, THE OFFICIAL SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS - The Father Christmas
exporters return, this time with a story of a client who didn't follow
the safty instructions. Santa breaks free and kills them all. The
Lapland Hunters return, bringing a kid trainee with them to hunt him
down, a sad neccessity now that Santa has tasted human flesh. Things
not to do around a caged Santa: 1) No noise louder than normal speech.
2) Don't act like a lunatic, it will too. "It will attack, and devour
your tongue. You will be silent for the rest of your days" 3) If you
misbehave, play dead and you may survive 4) Don't smoke, gingerbread
biscuits may stop the attack, but don't count on it. 5) Don't drink or
curse. He's burst out of the crate and do Matrix moves on you.
The
Channel Frederator Awards - Lots of animation links. "I like Pandas" -
Baby Pandas jump around playing with lollypops! Super pukey chibi cute.
Then choke on them as they crash into each other o_O. "Joy comes in the
Morning" Rabbit on a turtle unicorn waiting for work daydreams about
saving the city from a giant feline with a giant robot he found on the
moon. back in RL, the feline is his boss.
Vincent
by Tim Burton - The very first animatoin Tim Burton ever did. Scrawny
black cat, Vincent, 7 year old, wants to be just like Vincent Price.
"He doesn't mind living with his sisters and cats.. though he'd rather
share a home with spiders and bats.." "There he could reflect on the
horror's he's invented. And wander dark hallways, alone and
tormented.." "He likes to experiment on his dog Ambercrombie.. in the
how of creating a horrible zombie.." Dog grins weakly, then gets fried.
Kid is just too into Edgar Alan Poe. Narrated by the real Vincent
Price! Happy Halloween!
CBS
CHRISTMAS ANIMATION - Birds chirp in the trees, then a guy comes by
with a saw.. and plays it like a violin. Merry Christmas.
SPRAY
PAINT ART - Artist shows how the art of spray painting is done, puts
shields with shapes on them over a canvas, then fires away, layer by
layer. Creates a picture of planets in space and pyramids! Links for
Herbie. How to add quick bursts of shading that look real! Layer by
layer, and then a quick touch of flame to melt things and make them
blur and shine up. Professional art tips!
Lake
on a planet with dark towers in outer space!
BUY A
WORKING JETPACK WITH 6 1/2 MINUTES OF FLIGHT TIME! - Speeds at over
100mph, set of wings, small jet. Christmas presents for geeks!
YVES
ROSSY - THE SWISS JET MAN - Live demonstration of him flying his
jetpack over the Swiss mountains! Superhero gear! Jumps out of a plane,
then stretches his wings. Parachut landing. Still a work in progress.
DC
FOLLIES - Puppet show with likenesses of famous politicians. Tribute to
President Ford?
SPITTING
IMAGE - Another puppet politician parody show from the 80s. Parody
music video "No More Christmas Singles!" Christmas single. Christmas
Caroling! Bad singing! "Take all the Christmas singles, load them on a
plane, and drop them on Iraq!" Comedy.
MOST
OFFENSIVE VIDEO - The place to get Charlie Brown Kwanzaa, Rudolph the
Five Legged Reindeer, and other wonderfully twisted parodies. Also the
Saddam Hussein execution video.
CAT
AND MOUSE KNIGHT ARMOR! - Russian website featuring detailed, decorated
metal suits of armor.. for cats and mice! Japanese samauri garb,
european plate mail, it's all here!
http://kdka.com/pets/local_story_167193226.html
Coverage
of Anthrocon by a local TV network, quick video clip of Uncle Kage and
some fursuiters.
GOOGLE
CURRENT DOES GROUNDHOG DAY AND ANTHROCON - Internet news show starts
out with cute groundhog footage, then to a groundhog fursuiter
reenacting the movie "The Shining". Subservient Groundhog cam? Second
half is about Anthrocon and furries. Fursuit dance routine with Yappy.
Nessa the Fox does the
Subservient Chicken thing on the Pawpet show! "Subservient Nessa!
You're being asked to kill Poink!" Fun fun fun. Bunny Hop! Shak "This
is the best episode of Pawpets EVER!"
DIET
COKE AND METHOS SYMPHONY - A pair of mad scientists create a
mouth-freshening wet fireworks display using the power of released
carbonation you get when mixing Menthos and Diet Coke. Unleash the
coolness within.
Red
Tango - Very cool introduction antimation to an artist's website, a
quick animated music video to the Jazz song "Some Side of the Street".
Lots of other interesting things on the site also.
"JUMP
IN MY CAR!" - David Hasselhoff self-parody music video. Too-Swave guy
convinces a reluctant girl to get a ride with him, then has KITT eject
her from the passenger seat when she mentions her house is 84 miles
away. "Oooh.. I hope she's.. Ok..." Knight Rider is like Freddy.
Eternal.
HELP
ME GET A G5! - A guy asks for help upgrading his Apple computer.. by
promising to post a video of blowing up his old G4 if he got enough
donations. He did, and he posted it here. Guide to making things
explode legally and not being fried! Pyromania!
http://home.att.net/~trferretcouncil/ferretclothes.htm
RL
FERRET HATS, CLOTHES AND COSTUMES! - Enough cuteness to overload your
computer until it explodes. BOOM! *G4 fragments everywhere*
MAIL
CALL AT KNOB CREEK KENTUCKY MACHINE GUN RANGE- You've never, ever, EVER
seen a gun show like this! Every machine gun, cannon, minigun, flame
thrower, and ridiculously custom-crafted Tim-Allen-Rewired toy you can
imagine shows up at the Knob Creek shoot twice a year. Take out your
old car with an anti-tank gun. Fireworks? *HELL NO*.. this stuff is
REAL! Hardcore folks can't say Conventions are for geeks anymore.
Shooting range for helicopter door gunners. History channel ROCKS!
BEAR
CITY - Skit from Saturday Night Life. Bear fursuiters take over a city
and act just like humans, except they can only talk in growls and
gestures.. life gets interesting. Mom catches kid trying to watch porn
while she's out of the house.
ALF
TALES ON DVD! - 1986 animated Alf series. If you've ever wanted to see
an alien climb a beanstalk, this is the chance.
RED
HOT RIDING HOOD - A Japanese girl dressed as Little Red Riding Hood
does a commerical with lots of realistic fursuiters. A bit too
realistic.. the Tanuki/raccoon has huge balls. No, really O_O
AMERICAN
DAD VS FAMILY GUY KUNG FU KARATE SHOWDOWN - Funny animated video game!
Pick your side and have at! Each character has special powers, Stan has
a gun, Lois is The Bride from Kill Bill, and Stewie as a battlemech.
More blowing things up!
MAKE
MY DAY.. - In the West Corner of the Park, Kage's Samarii
armor isn't quite enough to survive being sat on by Tugrik the giant
blue rhino.
Rex
the Mountain Lion - Offical furry mascot of the department of Homeland
Security, as interviewed by Playboy magazine.
DISNEY'S
HAUNTED MANSION SOUND CLIPS
...
And the Nightmare Before Christmas Haunted Mansion version!
Collosal
library of 80's commercials. Portal.
R/C
AIRPLANE ACROBATICS CONTEST - A guy pilots his industrial-sized remote
control airplane, performing all the classic airshow stunts and then
some that only his special rig can do, in such rapid fire that it's
almost like watching a dragonfly. Austin Powers/Pawpets theme plays in
the background.
VIXEN
3D DANCE! - As a programer works on his computer, a tiny 3D rendered
vixen dances on his desk, before tripping over a pencil and falling
onto a piece of paper
SNAKE
ON A PLANE - An actual true story of a poisonous snake found on a plan
to Amsterdam. Life imitating art?
PORTLAND
OREGON GOOGLE TRENDS - New programs have allowed geeks to determine
which cities in the world search for key phrases more than any other!
Brentford, England wins for "fetish", Rennes, France for "lingerie"
while Portland scores high for drugs, mythical animals, #1 for "Hate
Bush" and top of the US for "FURRIES!"
X-Entertainments
Disney Adventure - A humorous both delighted and jaded report of how a
reviewed enjoyed his trip to Disneyland. Greedo is the most popular
Star Ward character?
Homepage
of the International Juggler's Association. Portland strikes again!
RATATOUILLE
TRAILER - Sneak peek at Pixar's new movie about rats seeking fine food
in Paris.
Weird
vending machines of the world. "We came across a miracle.. there was
beer in the soda machine!" Rice, fried octopus, condoms, pornography
and "used panties"? o_O
Kitten
vs Frontrow. A cute little kitten tries to attack moving images on a
screen of a guy's Apple laptop computer. Macintosh Powerbook.
ASK
YAHOO - Is the MGM lion machot roaring or yawning?
Connie
Chung sings a particularly bad rendition of "Thanks for the Memories"
once sung by Bob Hope. Nobody claps.
David
Hasselhoff sings "Secret Agent Man" A little over the top.
Video
game TEKKEN spoofed by live action humans.
A
Burned Fur homepage, full of nice misconceptions about Furries.
Includes the Who Runs the Fandom trading cards! "Yiff THIS Furverts"
written on the side of a 800lb bomb. I have no idea of this page is
deliberately going over the top, or if this is supposed to be serious.
If it is serious.. they sure have a good collection of furry porn...
(later email says it's a joke site)
A
"Model" of a B-52 remote controlled airplane.. which weights about 300
pounds and looks almost the size of a car! For when small RC airplanes
just aren't @#$@$ enough!
X3
Video Review - Wing Commader-like fighting/trading game in space. The
aliens are called the Kha'ak, which sounds like.. something else.. and
is used quite often to advantage during the review. "What's a girl got
to do to find some hard Kha'ak??"
Apachangers
- The infamous music video to "Apache" has had the music changed to
yodeling polka. Pain. *PAIN* >_<
PINK
FLAMINGOS CHALLENGE VIDEO CLIP - If I have to tell you what part of the
movie this clip is about, you've never watched the Pawpet Show...
Devine is very, very, unreasonably hungry.. John Waters attacks! Not
safe for work.
CRAZY
WEATHERMAN - Mark Mathis makes weather, fun! Rap. Comedy.
PAUL
MCCARTNEY MAKE SMASHED POTATOES - The Beatle's star teaches all the
bachelors out there how to peel potatoes and mash them. Home cooking
show. "The rest of you know don't know how to cook.. like me.. will be
highly amused by this procedure.." Peeling an onion "I'm sure there's a
very profesional way to do this, but I don't know it" Uses his kitchen
mitt as a puppet.
ROBOTIC
DOG - Researches have developed a quadrapedal robot that can walk
through just about any environment, rocks, sand, uneven surfaces, even
take a nice firm kick to the side and still adjust and recovers it's
balance just like a real dog would. NASA?
Offical
Evil Genius Labcoats! For the mad scientist in you.
Site
for Megaplex 2007 "Big Fun! No Whammies!" set up like the Press Your
Luck game show :)
LABriute
Kosher self-heating meals. An alternative to MREs.
BIZARRE
JAPANESE TOILET TRAINING CARTOON - An animated tiger cub learns to use
the toilet while his parents sing a song. An add for a little music box
that plays the encouraging song for kids trying to make things work.
Toy commercial? Cub gets awared with a pair of shorts, and another step
on his way to manhood!
Supermegatopia
does a spoof on World of Warcraft. An orc wants to know how to get
honor with the Taren quickly.. but had no idea what he'd have to do to
fullfill the quest..
"GOPHER
BROKE" Quick Pixar-quality animaton from Blur Studios about a gopher
who tries getting free food by digging a pothole to jar a passing
produce truck into spilling for veggies. It works, but each time other
animals steal the food! Then he overdoes things..
"BENDITO
MACHINE" Animation where humans worship a strange god-like machine,
while dissidents on the other side of the hill try to destroy it. Then
it gets rebuild, and the new villagers become greedy. Then the ghost of
the old machine starts kiling people, and the village on the new side
gets destroyed. And then things get really weird..
Zuiikin
Gals II - Japanese exericse video that also teaches English. Strange
choice of phrases though: "How dare you say such a thing to me! How
dare you say such a thing to me!" "You drive me crazy! You drive me
crazy!" "Don't make fun of me! Don't make fun of me!" "It's your fault
that this happened!" "Leave me alone!"
"Journey
to the Disney Vault!" Saturday Night Live's TV Funhouse systematically
destroys the Disney company. Kids get to see Disney's frozen head, the
'original' version of Song of the South. So evil it's good :)
http://www.rasvar.com/cokeblow.wmv
37M very HQ
http://www.rasvar.com/cokeblow.rm
~3M ok resolution
Rasvar's archive
of JR's experiment with Mentos and Diet Coke!
A
*HUGE* collection of video footage from Pawpets Megaplex 5!
Music
Video "DING" from Seeed. Pink Gorillas in Top Hats. Furry! Badger gets
dancing in human dresses. Evil radioactive raccoons. In German. Foriegn
Language
Trailer
for Kingdom Hearts 2. Chicken Little is one of the summons?
"STOP..THAT..DAMN...SINGING!!"
Sora from Kingdom Hearts prepares to smash the keyblade into a boat
full of happy campers from the Small World ride. Things that didn't
make it into Kingdom Hearts 2.
"The
Disney Vault" lots of strange things the company made that it doesn't
want you to see.
Too
freaky to exist, but it does.. the entire movie "Deep Throat" converted
into a silent green set of ASCII characters. Low-rez Matrix porn? What
a DVD might look like if played on the original Apple ][.
A
two-legged dog walks on her hindlegs everywhere! True video! "Faith" is
trained with peanut butter, makes cars stop when they see her walking
around. Gets around just like any other dog. She's awesome :) Everyone
has a chance.
AOL is streaming episodes of Freakazoid?
The
Kingdom Hearts Vibrator. No, I'm not kidding. Let our hearts become
closer.
"The
Easter Bunny Hates You" Easter rampage in the office. Rabbit takes down
all comers. Ninja num-chucks! "You know what the Easter Bunny is doing
the other 364 days of the year?"
Rapid
T Rabbit gets some publicity in Public Access Hollywood, stands next to
Big Bird from Sesame Street!
Peter
Griffin from Family Guy does the Evil Burger King Flash "Ding Fries Are
Done"
Joke
animation: After a large Alfred Hitchcock suspensefull buildup, a
chicken launches an egg into your face then dance! April Fools Day.
Happy Easter!
Wildlife
returns to Chernobyl decades after the nuclear fallout accident.
Although animals brought there from outside seem to feel ill, animals
that grew up there seems to have adapted to the radiation somehow. Life
is teaming there. Apparently the radiation's effect on keeping humans
away from the area is a far greater benefit.
A
*HUGE* collection of downloadable commercials from the 1980's!
Thundercats, Masters of the Universe, potatoes chips, Laser Tag, Rambo,
WWF, Leonard Part 6! Name something! Original Atari video game
commercials!
Filked
Version of "The Teddy Bear's Picnic" about evil predators on the
internet! "If you log onto the web today you're certain to take
offense.. if you log on to the web today you better learn
self-defense." Singing, dancing sheep.
Best
not to do carpentry in the nude.
Animaniacs
coming out on DVD.
FOX ON
TRAMPOLINE - Real footage of a feral fox playing on a trampoline! Rubs
her ears on it, likes the bounce! Ears bump the edge and she tries to
eat the lining.
3D
model of the Big Bad Wolf.
"Just
Poink, Jump!" Trampoline target of choice.. the chests of three girls
pushed together.
Harry
Potter and the Chamber Pot of Azerbaijan (can't spell it). Harry Potter
parody. "You're a WOMAN Harry!" Hagrid is a dwarf? Tries to stare over
Harry's huge breasts o_O britbitsandclips.com Weird British Comedy like
Monty Python.
Sesame
Street Martians see a telephone "Ring..Ring.. yep yepyepyepyep!"
IRC
Statistics from the last show! Find out everyone's favorite phrases :)
RAMON
- THE MINK OF LOVE - Click on the button to hear one of many bits of
questionable romantic advice. "The woman.. she is like a toilet. You
have to plunge her depths to make it flow.." etc.
DANCING
FERRETS - Psychadelia flashing-colored ferrets sing "I'm a ferret.. and
I'm dancing! YEAAAH.." then gets eaten by a shark. Shak eats Tod!
An
Italian artist has build a giant pink bunny on the side of a mountain,
where it will stay for the next 20 years. "Knitted by dozens of
grannies out of pink wool"
MST3K
Shorts - Videos from the Famous TV Show. Crow and Tom Servo! And Joel!
"Body Care and Grooming" Special about Spring. Girl who looks find gets
a fashion lession from the "and You" Black and White 30-40s movies.
Good fashion appearance. Not
Clothes.
Something
2 would like? A red fox takes out an obnoxious comedy/rant performer.
EBAY:
Metal Wolf Head sculpture
Sibe's
biography on Wiki Fur, community resource. He's finally doing time.
Movie
trailer for Xmen 3: The Last Stand.
Cast
picture from the upcoming 3D animated movie: Meet The Robinsons
Phoenix
Games - "Son of the Lion King"? Cheap knockoff games in Europe?
Hello
Kitty has her own Electric Guitar. Rock on.
Images
from Tim Allen's Disney movie "The Shaggy Dog". Unsettling.
Mouse
over the pipecleaner sculpture icons to make the guy dance however you
want to "Footloose"
Isaac
Hayes, "Chef" from South Park, quits the show after parodying numberous
religions, because he can't stand to see how own religion, Scientology,
formed by Science Fiction novelist L. Ron Hubbard, parodied.
What
if Microsoft designed the Ipod? 2001 music. "2004: Human Ear Edition"
24 different versions. Simple things made complex with
marketing.
CATS!
Lots of funny clips about cats put together in a 10 minute slideshow
set to Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries"!
An
expert juggler performs to "You're Gonna Carry That Weight" and The
Beattles "The End". Last clip has him with five balls in EACH HAND??
"Jump
Around" Some people go kangaroo crazy in real life with super-jump pogo
shoes like the kind in the Olypic closing ceremonies a few years ago.
With the spring-loaded shows, a person can easilly jump right over a
car, and does several times. Boing!
Where
to buy the super-jump kangaroo shoes.
FU the
dancing fox
Like
the Bubble Wrap page where you can pop virtual bubble wrap, here you
can knock down a 5-tier pyramid of pink teddy bears! But they jump back
up afterward.
Behold,
the infamous "Apache" video! Music of the Ventures turned into 70s
funk. Shake it, squaw.
David
Hasselhoff is "Hooked on a Feeling" Oogachaga
Bad
but fun blue screen effects. Goes from riding a motorcycle to being
Superman? Clones? Night Rider.
SPORE:
The game that stole the show from 2005 at the Game Developer's
Conference. Start as a single-celled organism, eat and stay alive,
produce offspring and evolve each generation, become complex, move form
the sea to land, find a mate, build a community, build a city.. fight
with other cities, build a world, develop UFOs, visit other worlds..
you can do anything and everything here. MMORG of the future?
The
Ding Fries are dong Burger King flash done to Carol of the Bells! (I
can't believe I hadn't put this in here already o_O)
I
can't believe I didn't have Mrs. Miller in here either!
The
Magic Clothes, Four World of Warcraft gnomes pitch in to buy a set of
magic clothes, hoping it will help them ask out girls, or gain
confidence, etc. They learn they don't need the clothes, the warrior
asking out the girl gnome finds she's a warrior two, and they go about
fighting evil togther. "Girls like confidence, but not two-handed
maces!" Sometimes makeovers help you realize you don't need one :)
"Einstein's
Theory of Relativity" a 1923 live/animted movie along with "Evolution"
from the original creator of King Kong. DVD gems from the past.
Fantay
Flight Games - Twilight Imperium, space conquest board game.
NASCAR
food commercials.
Dan
Curtis, the horror producer who made Dark Shadows, is dead at 78.
Willie
Nelson's (?) "Cowboys are Frequently (Secretly) fond of each other",
dancing squirrels. "What did you think all them saddles and boots are
about?" Actually a good song, is it real, or is it a sound splice?
Brokeback Mountain.
Rob
Pongi's "Conversations with Nature" from Comedy Central. A bit like
"Deep Thoughts" with Jack Handy from Saturday Night Live. "If you have
good intercourse with animals, it will teach you how to live!"
"Enjoying the natural pleasures"
Tampon
crafts, building beautiful floral arraignments out of feminine hygene
products!
Vitamin-enriched
underpants. Viagra version coming soon
The
Department of Homeland Security is using furry anthro mountain lions to
promote safety for kids.
Disney
releases DEVO 2.0, a kid band version of the original classic band,
featuring revamped versions of most of the same songs. Blessed by the
original band, somehow.
"Shut Me Up"
music video about a grocery store clerk who goes crazy nuts and starts
creatively beating up an endless
line of
costumers.
"Mocking
RPGs" A group of friends puts together a Final Fantasy parody,
completely with NPCs who just stand there and reply when you talk to
them. "Aquired Undergarment!" Clicking on a toilet starts up a fight
scene in a field far away. Cheesy special effect magic attacks,
monsters. Monster uses Copyright Infrigement attack to lightsaber one
of the party dead.
No matter
how much damage the bad guy takes, he's still up. Confused white mage
gets the last hit.
Page for
Bambi 2
Final
Destination 3 - Death by rollercoaster?
Al Lewis,
aka Grandpa Munster, has died. He once made Howard Stern jump for the
censor button.
Superbowl
has competion with Puppy Bowl
The
Morphicon webpage. Furry Convention.
Don Knotts
is dead :/
Review of
Doogal, new animated movie about a dog with a sweet tooth.
Pawpets
Megaplex webpage. "The Horror".
Cute Otter
cubs!
Brokeback to
the Future - Back to the Future turns into a Brokeback Mountain parody.
Metal
wolfhead mask Doc Nickel
Brooke Burke
and the Burger King. The King hangs out with a beautiful bikni babe at
the beach. Girls spending time together?
The Altoids
Webpage, lots of eccentric commercials and games.
Webcome
about The Cyclops Kitten. One eye.
Mayhem at
Hong Kong Disney, folks denied entrance because of park capacity limits
during the Lunar New Year.
Links for
Pawpets Megaplex 2006
Music video
El Caco "Substitue" animated blue cat watches TV, rocks out, falls in
the toilet
^-- Direct link from above
Dr Pepper
commercial, featuring Fred Flintstone and Jimmy Walker and lots of
singing rollerskaters.
THE ULTIMATE
SHOWDOWN - Top-ranking Newgrounds flash using the song from the band
Lemon Demon. Godzilla, Batman, Chuck Norris, Mr. Rogers and just about
EACH AND EVERY superhero or supervillian ever to appear in media
collide for a goofy funny awesome Final Battle. Transformers, Bill and
Ted, Abraham Lincoln. 80s references. Care bears, Mario, Sonic, Star
Wars.
The end of
an era, perhaps. Disney buys out Pixar. :(
More details
about the Disney buyout of Pixar. Steve Jobs is now the largest (if not
majority) shareholder in Disney? Has 1/12 spot on the Board of
Directors, and Pixar creative folks are in charge of 3D animation.
Could be good after all..
Flying
Fursuits?
A
disgruntled player on Eva Online gets tired of being killed by pirates
over and over, and decides to get money the easy way, creating a huge
scam to lurn in credits from the richest players by saying he'll get
them a copy of the Apocalypse Battleship. After many layers of
deception, the fellow screws everyone, even his closest friends, then
finds he has nothing else to do, and it would take him 3 months of
grinding to get enough skill to even pilot the battleship himself. So
he quits the game. Crime doesnt' pay, in real life, or MMORGs.
Online
gaming history.
Pure Pwnage
the internet show. Like Saturday Night Live or Mad TV for gamers.
"World of Warcraft is a feeling.." song, sword duel with computer
keyboards.
A photoshop
picture contest with an Ipod theme.
A new Sesame
Street Elmo book has been hacked so Elmo occasionally asks preschool
children "Who wants to die?"
The picture
of the cyclops cat isn't edited, or an urban legend.. it's real O_O
People buy
Ipods, but end up getting meat?
The Zero
Odor store. The ideal place to find sprays that cancel out poots, farts
and other horrid odors.
Homepage for
Hoodwinked the Movie. Little red riding hood and the big bad wolf,
remixed as crime fighters.
Annoying
someone over the internet is new a Federal Crime. Stalking and all is
well and good.. but annoying? You can annoy someone with the Badger
Badger thing.
Gag gifts:
The Texas Snowman! A snowbowl snowglobal that's apparently mented, with
a floating hat with a carrot and some bits of coal sitting on the
bottom of the thing. Merry Green Christmas.
Trogdor the
dragon is now 3 years old! Burninating! All sort of fan pictures. Anime
Trogdor!
"Bareback
Mountain"? Parody of Brokenback Mountain gay cowboy movie?
"Bareback
Mountain" parody of Brokenback Mountain. Love between man and a horse.
Safe for work.
World of
Warcraft characters perform "The Internet is for Porn" from Avenue Q!
Elegant tauren lady in a dress talks to a redneck troll in a straw hat.
WoW :) An Evilhoof and Flayed film!
CNN's 10
most dangerous toys for 2005. Roo shoes!
CHRISTMAS
LIGHT ROCK OPERA! - Someone with WAY too much time on their hands has
micro-rigged all the Christmas Lights on their house to a computer
system, swishing portions off and on to individual notes in a rocking
metal music groove! The result is a special-effects spectacular of
illuminated portportions! (now I just wonder how they'll be able to
sleep in there..) Song is Wizards In Winter by the Trans-Siberian
Orchestra
SECOND
CHRISTMAS LIGHT SHOW! - The House is back, this time with an
accelerated and timewarped version of Jingle Bells!
Urban legend
page for display above. Status: TRUE! And more info!
DEVELOPERS -
DOMO KUN EDITION - The little square brown guy rocks out to repeated
sound clips from Microsoft's new (now old) CEO Steve Balmer, as he says
"DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS! WOOOO!" Over and over again. Attention Deficit
Syndrome. I added the two original Steve Balmer Goes Nuts clips for
comparion.
Eisner's
Disney strikes. Winnie the Pooh is getting a girlfriend
Livejournal
posting of all the episode of Thomas Timerwolf, done by Chuck Jones.
An
honest-to-God petition to add the word "Yiff" to the Oxford English
Dictionary. More than 2000 signatures so far.
A large
volcanic beach collapse in Hawaii has left some gysers of magma
shooting directly into the sea from above. The effect.. is a bit wrong.
Earth porn.
Bungeeskunk's
photos from Memphis Furmeet. MFF 2005.
Singo Mama No Oha Rock: The same guy who did the power
ranger spoof Rolling Bomber special has his own Japanese music video
where he sings in a schoolgirl outfit. His entourage includes two
fursuiters. "OHA!"
SMASH MY
X-BOX! - A group of nuts are raising money so they can buy an Xbox,
take it next to a line where people are lining up to buy the new
Xbox360s, and publicly SMASH the Xbox, just to see how people react.
They raised their funding goal! Includes several downloadable videos!
Down with microsoft with a sledgehammer!
Ronald
MacDonald has been charged with stealing from Wendy's. It's the actual
name of a guy, not the clown, but the irony is tasty.
Data about
Hurricane Epsilon, 5th greek letter of storm this year.
Clip from
Adult Swim's "Perfect Hair Forever" on Cartoon Network. Guy with
DragonballZ hair that changes colors, and a fat guy in a catsuit.
Randomness.
LOADED
FINGER GUNFIGHT IN GYMCLASS - The world's most boring Badmitton gym
teacher teacher lectures studends about how not to use the racket. Two
girls play a game of mimicing hanging themselves and different types of
suicide, until one mimics putting a gun in her mouth, and it GOES OFF
o_O. Teacher "Tell me what happened!" Pulls finger-guns on others.
Entire glass stands up and aims their fingerguns at him. What happens
next is a long, goofy slightly grim slaught as the teacher takes on the
students, Wild West style. Rumored to be the inspiration for an Xbox
commercial that Microsoft pulls.
GOATSE-THEMED
XBOX 360 FACEPLATE - A custom faceplate for the Microsoft invention,
which has a pair of hands mimicing One Of The Most Horrible Internet
Pictures Ever. A Poink-class injoke.
In World of
Warcraft, a programming glitch allows a plague a boss monster cast on a
dungeon party to spread to the surface, causing a server-wide plague
that kills EVERYONE! Song "Everyone has AIDS!" as screen shots roll.
CUTE
OVERLOAD - Pictures of chipmunks, fawns being taken care of by dogs,
and lots of awesomely super cute images. Too cute.
A fake video
of kids on the school bus that crashes onto its side. They scream,
weave in their seats.. then all can pulled to the side of the bus in a
blast of gravity, feet still kicking in the air. Awesome bus crash :)
Dreamworks
has been bought out by Paramount Pictures.
Original
puppets for Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer have been found! Rankin/Bass
stop-motion movie.
Rock
Scissors Paper - Saddam! Saddam Hussein plays Rock Scissors Paper with
his trial judge.
Christmas
songs performed on video game consoles!
Rudolph the
deep-throat Reindeer. Oh. My. GOD. O_O. Rudolph is gay? Not safe for
work.
mp3 for
Rudolph the deep throat Reindeer. Ditto above.
Charlie
Brown Kwanza. Peanuts with the voices completely redone in 'hoodspeak.
Not safe for work either.
The Circus
of Disembowled Plush Toys. An alternative to coal for Christmas gifts.
A remake of
The Omen is coming out next year on 6-6-06. 666. Evil for the
character, or the people watching it?
Every cat
that's ever *EVER* appeared in an animated series. Wow! Felix the cat
to Samauri Pizza Cats.
Videos from
Kingdom Hearts 2 (Avi's have sound, but no video that I can find?)
Christmas
costumes for pets, including guinea pigs.
Hyena
fursuit. Looks like a Yappyfox pattern? RJ Otterfox? Scribble Fox?
A goofy
fellow stars himself in a music video remake of "Everybody's Working
For the Weekend." using himself as all of the band members at once.
Bluescreen doesn't work work, but who cares, it's fun. Guy plugs and
unplugs a light for the "Light Show".
"Barney cam"
The white house dog has his own webcam.
Gamespot
page for Kingdom Hearts 2
Colley
Dogstar's grid of 12 screenshots from Kingdom Hearts 2 where Mickey
draws a keyblade.
More nifty
screenshots from Kingdom Hearts 2 "Axel, freaking Axel"
Singing
reindeer choir performs Green Day's "Basket Case" although it sounds
like a traditional Christmas song at first, and Santa pop up with "Do
you have the time.." as a surprise. Brown Derbies?
The Holiday
Logos from Google, where a cat and mouse work together to plug in the
Christmas Lights.
Actor
Vincent Schiavelli is dead. He was in Ghost, and One Flew Over The
Cuckoo's Nest
Michael
Vale, the Dunkin' Donuts "Time to make the donuts" guy is dead.
Huge list of
prank phone calls using celebrity soundboards.
A toaster
with a built-in FM radio. Audio Toaster instead of the Video Toaster?
A job for
Poink: "Spokesweasel" Alternative dictionary words.
STAR WARS:
REVENGE OF THE BRICK - Lego Star Wars strikes again. Gener Grevous is
uses as a replacement antenna. Obi Wan uses the force to recontruct a
biplane into a starfighter. Very detailed actually, the lego look just
being a gimmick.
Commerical
involving a chase between cat and dog fursuiters. The catwoman is lithe
and quick, the dog is heavy and out of shape. It's a commerical for a
weightloss drink.
Super
low-speed Captain Planet song. Sounds like Cthuhlu.
The apple
computer athlete from the 1984 commercial throws a hammer into Big
Brother's head with an explosion.. only this time Big Brother is
commedian Conan O'Brian.
Professor
Snape from Harry Potter uses his magic to save 1984 Conan O'Brian from
destruction! Awesome!
STEWIE
GRIFFIN KICKS OSAMA BIN LADEN'S ASS! - Clip from Family Guy. Osama
screws up while making his latest videotape, then turns it into a
comedy routine for his posse. Al Queda's funniest home videos. Then
Stewie comes in like Rambo.
SAVART'S
WHEEL - Billed as The Most Annoying Instrument ever created by man,
this bit of mad science makes fingernails on a chalkboard seem tame.
Sound sample! There's a CD out?
A
snowleopard fursuiter and a bear fursuiter swap heads.
Crazy
student school essay about the greek story of Oedipus, after it's been
graded by a teacher and filled with so much red ink that it's funny.
Comparing Oedipus to Dr. Dre, whole pages of text missing, misquotes,
totally bizarro on purpose. Humor comedy!
CRAZY
FROG: AXEL F - Music video to instrumental song where evil forces try
to capture the Crazy Frog in a 3D animated extravaganza. Crazy frog is
the voice from that Ring Ding Ding Racecar thing from earlier! Frog
airguitars a motorcycle in a race.Frog rides the heat-seaking missile
and uses it against the launcher. Awesome! "Bam, Bam"
THE
ANNOYING THING - The Crazy Frog in another movie. Does the Ring Ding
Ding Racecar thing and zooms off!
HUMAN
REMOTE CONTROL - Something that seems out of B-grade horror movies, mad
scientists in Japan are designing a remote control for humans o_O. Mind
control. But not really.. headset is designed only to lightly upset the
wear's sense of balance to simulate motion for video games. Galvanic
Vestibular Stimulation. Set the music, disorienting to some, a rush to
others. Mad science. Inventions.
The
producer of the Halloween moves was one of those killed in a recent
terrorist attack bombing in Jordan.
LEJO
THEATER & ANIMATIE - Puppet literally with one's hands.
Minimalist. Videos on the site.
Weebls
of badger badger and magical trevor fame is now selling shirts and
plushies!
Comic
strip The Whiteboard, furry. In this panel, a ferret shaves his chin in
the mirror, then asks "What the HELL am I doing!??"
THE
VLC MEDIA PLAYER - Alternative to Quicktime and Realplayer? H.264.
Show
Diggnation about movies and technology like the ipod. Ghostbusters 3?
PIMP
COSTUMES! - Halloween. Dress like your favorite hooker manager.
THE
THEME PARK REVIEW - The new Tatsu dragon rollercoaster. Stuff for
Herbie. Six Flags.
STAR
TREK CAR GROOVE! Picard, Riker, and Data's heads are pasted into a pink
sports car and moves as if they're rocking out to "What Is Love" and
the Star Trek The Next Generation theme at the same time! Comedy
Central!
Blueberry
opens a bar? Pub sign reads "Peckers"
http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2004/09/what-happens-when-you-just-watch-flag.html
An extreme Sega fan wanted to know, What Happens in a racing game if
you don't drive off, just sit there watching the flag man? Well, sure
enough, the guy starts stretching, waving to the crowd, and dancing! An
obscure easter egg that almost nobody would ever even think of looking
for, but there it is! Michael Jackson moonwalk.
http://www.unclekage.com/vrpics/hopkinskage.jpg
The creator of Jack the webcomic draws a picture for Uncle Kage!
http://www.pholph.com/
Jack the webcomic.
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=mistahbojangles
Webpage of Brian Reynolds, animator, who did that "Can't Stop The Rock"
animation!
http://www.license.shorturl.com/
Driver's License online search! The Department of Homeland security has
put all driver's licenses online, complete with photos! If you don't
want your's listed, you have to go to this sight and turn it
off!
(This is an April Fool's joke site)
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/finnegan.asp
Photos from a family who has a Ground Squirrel as one of their puts!
Squirrel poses with the dog, rabbits, curles up with the puppies! Super
cute! Dog adopts Squirrel, urban legend that is true!
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/363007p-309144c.html
Movie house mayhem as a group of 1 to 5 year old kids, expecting to see
Disney's Chicken Little, are instead treated unexpectedly to the
foreign film Andrea that opens with a boy hanging himself. Horror and
screaming ensued.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/chicken_little/
What Rotten Tomatoes thinks of Chicken Little: 36% positive. Rotten.
http://www.jimhillmedia.com/mb/articles/showarticle.php?ID=1723
Dispelling rumors about Disney's Chicken Little.
http://www.physorg.com/news7435.html
Buckypaper, carbon structure silmilar to Buckyballs and buckytubes,
could be the lightest, strongest material known to man.
http://www.rantradio.com/shows/sktfm/archive01.php
Sean Kennedy's Rant Radio, and archived shows. They know 2 Griffin in
the rant business! Actually talk about him on the show in places.
http://www.techworld.com/mobility/news/index.cfm?NewsID=4588
http://www.techworld.com/news/index.cfm?newsID=4588&printerfriendly=1
Hewlet Packard has apparently recalled many laptop computer batteries,
staying there's a danger of them overheating and starting a fire.
http://beverlys.net/LJ/BuggingYou.swf
BUGGING YOU - Flash animation of an insect playing the guitar and doing
the Carpenter's song "Loving You" with the word 'love' changed to
'bug'. Then a shoe stomps on him "Thankyouverymuck!" Something to annoy
your closest friends with.
http://www.whoomp.com/articles/199/1/A-Guy-Saying-%26quot%3BYes%26quot%3B-Video
THE DARK SIDE OF VERIZON - A guy gets up, dreading his job, then walks
into an office and says "Yes" into the phone. Then "Yes" "Yes." "Yes!"
for hours and hours, until he finally loses it "YESYESYES!" and swears
a legendary bluestreek hugely unsafe for work, becoming the first
person in the world to use "Fuckburger!" in a sentence. Then starts
crying as the Verizon guy on the end says "Can you hear me now?" for
the billionth time.Yes men. Dilbert world.
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/coffee;_ylt=Am_qMAK0h2bTmfvXo7PuRHcDwLAF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl
TOO MUCH COFFEE MAN - Quick comic panel where an artist confesses "I
love my poop!" talks on and on about it, then sits at a drawing desk
"Did I say Poop? I -meant- to say "Cartoons!"
http://www.bkmasks.com/
BURGER KING AND SUBSERVIENT CHICKEN Halloween masks! "RARR!" scare
someone good.
http://www.dogcondoms.com/
http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/a/155826.htm
Condoms for Dogs. When you don't want to be spayed. Joke website, now
includes an annoucement of immediate product recall. As if anyone would
want the used ones. Urban Legend site included as well.
http://www.lorebrandcomics.com/justme.html
Another fun comic cartoon. A guy surfs for Ipods on the web, noticing
the variety, including "One small enough to stick in your ass. Is it
just me, or do iPods come in the same varieties as Dildos?"
http://www.vice-recordings.com/halloween/
http://www.vice-recordings.com/halloween/halloween_big.mov
DO THEY KNOW IT'S HALLOWEEN? - Fun animated 2D/Movie mix short
movie/music video. US National Security enlists help of other nations
to combat the growing Halloween terrorist menace! Giant worms with
zipper-mouths play Pacman. "It's too late! Or Orange and Black plague
will consume them all!" 1940's back and white TV news. "Candy apples
will make you sick! All those sweets will rot your teeth!"
Homeland
Security. The North American Halloween Prevention Initiative, a parody
by Beck and other musicians to raise money for Unicef!
http://progressive.stream.aol.com/newline/gl/newline/trailers/fd3/FinalDestination3_700_dl.mov
Movie Trailer for Final Destination 3. Not dead yet! Flesh wound.
Roller coasters, manfunctioning tanning booths.
http://www.thetoy.co.uk/
THE TOY - Sequel to the USB Vibrator, the BLUETOOTH VIBRATOR! The
device is designed to be worn internally.. and is activated when
someone sends you a special frequency over your cell phone. So couples
can 'couple' anywhere on the world! Both promising and very very
twisted at the same time. Bad time to get disconnected. Or for the
warranty to run out..
http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download/win.html
Latest Apple Quicktime download for viewing the show.
http://homepage.mac.com/andrea.williams/shingo.wmv
ROLLING BOMBER SPECIAL - Awesome parody of the Power Rangers! A regular
Japanese slacker is walking home from wherever, and gets accosted by 5
multi-color Power Ranger knockoffs. Although he has no special
abilities of his own, the 5 freaks are so dumb that they can't manage
to hit him when he's standing still, and his thrown lunchbag does more
damage than their rainbow power beam. They tail him all through school,
still unable to do more than bug him, even after he talked to the girl
of the team while she's getting her uniform cleaned. The Army of Evil
offers their services as his minions, and they go out and party. Then
the Rangers show up, and blast his arm with an improved ray, revealing
electronics. The guy turns into an alien cyborg thing, which says "WHO
AM I!?" Finding your identity.
http://images1.istandfor.com/images/FE/chain182siteType8/site141/client/buddies.mov
Weird Campaign commercials. Animated political ad that has Mike
Blumburg (who?) riding on a donkey along with President Bush, acting
for all the world like they're gay lovers. "Mike Blumburg made the
largest donation ever to the Republican Party, 7 million dollars! Elect
Fernando Ferrer, Democrat for Mayor. He's not like Mike, he's more like
You" - Paid for by New Yorkers for Ferrer.
http://www.risingconcepts.com/frapper/furries
A map of furries around the world! Similar to the International Furry
Database. Click on a user balloon, and see a description!
http://www.umtv.co.uk/schnappi/
SCHNAPPI - Quick cute video game platformer of a bady Crocodile (frog?)
eating flies while avoiding hazards. Sung by an 8-year old German girl,
song is apparently a huge hit in Europe.
http://www.apple.com/ipod/ipod.html
Apple's new Video Ipod. Cool tech junk.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/10/08/wsmurf08.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/10/08/ixhome.html
DEATH COMES TO SMURF VILLAGE - A new public service message from
Unicef, the United Nation's Children's Fund, demonstrates the horror of
war by having bombers overfly Smurf Village, leaving only a crying Baby
Smurf left alive. "Don't let war affect the lives of children."
Somewhere in the world, Jim Groat is happy.
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13449132,00.html
Fire hits the warehouse where Aardman Animations kept all of its
movies, including the Wallace and Gromit movies and shorts. Nick Park
says the fire is no big deal, not when compared to the earthquake in
Pakistan.
http://www.hummer.com/popups/world/bears60.html
The new Hummer commerical, featuring Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
The small Hummer is just right.. so Goldy steals it. Jerk.
http://www.fool.com/news/mft/2005/mft05100706.htm?source=eptyholnk303100&logvisit=y&npu=y&bounce=y&bounce2=y
The Motley Fool - Now that Eisner has retired from Disney's board,
where will he go next? XM Satelite radio? Power stuggle at Six Flags?
http://www-fi3.starwreck.com/
STAR WRECK - A full-length motion picture available for free download
over the web! Put on by a small team of Science Fiction fans in Finland
although with a great deal of volunteers, the movie is a brilliant Star
Trek/General SF parody with special effects that would have cost a
commercial movie company millions.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1190984
"Inventor of Fake Dog Testicles Wins Award" Ig Nobel Prize for
Medicine. Gregg Miller mortgaged his house and maxed his credit cards
to support his dream.. making prostetic testicles for neutered dogs. It
actually worked! Has sold more than 150,000 Neuticles.
http://money.cnn.com/2005/10/06/news/newsmakers/iger.reut/index.htm
Michael Eisner has resigned from the Disney board of directors
http://www.sefina.furtopia.org/chainofmemories/Sprites/
Sefina's spirte collection from Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories
http://www.geocities.com/griffon_lady/
Griffon Lady's fantasy christmas and lawn ornaments.
http://www.angryalien.com/0504/shiningbunnies.html
The Shining In 30 Seconds acted out by bunnies
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=186091&page=1
Brain researches study ferrets watching The Matrix. Say ferret brains
work a lot like humans on a basic level. Recherei
http://www.lostmarble.com/moho/gallery/psa.shtml
http://www.lostmarble.com/moho/gallery/musicvideos.shtml
Gallery of animations done by the Moho program, Incluses a cat being
overwhelmed by paperwork in a public service annoucement for knowing
when to ask your manager for help, to an AWESOME animated song about a
farting pig leading a band of furry barnyard animals.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1086492.html?menu=news.quirkies.badtaste
Candy wrappers featuring different fruits have sex. Article is about a
complaint by students of a Catholic college over the bad taste in
advertising.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3825221.stm
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Salo+%2B+food&btnG=Google+Search
SALO - A Ukranian dish that's perhaps the least healthy in the
universe. Fried pork fat dipped in chocolate. Mmmm Mmmm Grissle.
http://michaelpaulus.com/gallery/character-Skeletons
A gallery of several popular cartoon character, and their dead
skeletons.
http://www.mangoat.net/archives/poodlefitness.mov
THE POODLE EXERCISE VIDEO - Girl with poodle body shape leads an
aerobic class of poodles standing upright and doing stretches. Very
well done! Weight lifting! Richard Simmons is outdone! Deadpan and
awesomely serious.
http://www.campchaos.com/
CAMP CHAOS - Tons of videos. Parody of SpongeBob Squarepants, We Are
The World, amazing portal amount of stuff.
http://msn.foxsports.com/chickenfight
BURGER KING CHICKEN FIGHT - Spicy vs Crunchy, Bud Bowl style, WWF WWE
food
http://www.whitehouse.gov/barney/
OFFICAL GOVERNMENT PAGE OF BARNEY - THE WHITE HOUSE DOG. This is not a
joke.
http://members.shaw.ca/spudnewt/sierranaked.jpg/badluck.swf
YOU ARE AN IDIOT! Quick repeating loop of a dance dancing and "YOU ARE
AN IDIOT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Choir playing in the background!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/217133
THREE LITTLE PIGS - Retelling of the Three Little Pigs, as seen on the
show. Wolf is a candle. All three pigs get sketwered.
http://img140.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img140&image=Ilovefoxes.swf
I LOVE FOXES - Quick looping animation of foxes in tuxedos SCREAMING!
http://iyasakado.com/steel/steel04.swf
Awesome anime movie of a mouse trying to escape from mechanined
mouse-catchers with the help of her dog friend. Mech wars! Droid
steam-powered army. Hydra robot.
http://thefifthdistrict.com/potter/
Version of Badger Badger done with Harry Potter "Snape! A Snape! Oooooh
it's a Snape!" darker chords, quite catchy really.
http://www.oddtodd.com/mepball.html
MEPBALL - Basketball game with a feline in the ball. Use the mouse to
push the ball into the hoop without letting it touch the floor. Get 7
baskets before time runs out to go to the Lightning Round.
http://www.furnation.com/dela/evil/post-59416-1105987549.jpg
http://www.furnation.com/dela/evil/post-59416-1105987532.jpg
Pictures of Bill Gates lounging on top of his desk like a steamy Team
Beat beach pose. Pictures similar to Uncle Kage?
http://www.jibjab.com/lowband/default.htm
JIB JAB - Funny politcal animations that try to keep both sides at the
table. Tribute to Bush's upcoming second term, cheers and jeers, not
neccessarily in that order.
http://www.dreamscape.com/rhudson/LJ/RushBunny.jpg
Rush Limbaugh dressed up in an Easter Bunny fursuit! The lighting looks
like it's been hacked, but who cares!
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?p=1424623#1424623
Pictures of the Elusive Female Stormtrooper from Star Wars. Woo! Those
ain't no clones..
http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/08_features/Canada/Canada.asp
National Lampoon's tourist guide to Canada! "Drugs, Naked Breasts, and
Same Sex Marriages!" most of the country is horrific cold wasteland but
hey, its nice in places! Parody. Something to bug Ne'er with.
http://www.hitachi-ad.net/tv/20050113_893/20050113_893.html
HITACHI add featuring two polar bears and a skunk, advertisement for an
attached-to-the-wall ionic air deoderizer. Furry.
http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1147
Comic strip from Diesel Sweeties. A guy in a cat hat and a robot
pretend to be furries. Conservative guy at a bus stop: "This is clearly
marked as a 'no grossing me out zone.' Why can't the law protect me
from everything I don't like? :/"
http://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/webcams/
ZOO WEBCAMS! The Smithsonian Nation Zoo has installed webcam for all
its animal exibits! Ferretcam! Elephantcam! Furry coolness!
http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html
Gary's Numa Numa song, redone with cool mutated pictures of friends.
Internet mems.
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/54/
Weeble's "Oh My Word This Tune Is Annoying" "I can't get this song out
of my head!" repeating loop. From the Badger Badger guy.
http://tmst.twu.net/movies/clownquartet.wmv
THE CLOWN QUARTET - Niel the Animutation guy does a disturbing(?) video
of four clowns singing a foreign language opera song. "Ayoyoyoy. AH AH!"
Musical Doom. Actually G-PG, very different.
http://us.imdb.com/news/sb/2005-02-01/#film2
Disney might just release Song of the South on video after a long ban.
http://www.eyeenvision.com/litterbox/litterbox.html
LITTERBOX FLASH - A feline group tries to sing grungy slow heavy metal
rock and roll, although the lead singer can only YOWL and GROWL in true
housecat fashion. Music is different for everyone.
http://media2.mk12.com/v5_qt_html/2002/ultralove.html
ULTRALOVE NINJA - Introduction for a TV show full of birds, deer and
pink colors as a masked ninja waves a sword about "The HEAT of the
NINJA.." parody of sorts of the introduction to the James Bond movies.
http://www.3dweb.no/galleri/stuestolbm/bilder/anim1.swf
COWS WITH GUNS - Doctor Demento song done to flash animation. Furry
cows rebell from the burger establishment!
http://clairvoyance.hp.infoseek.co.jp/nightmare.html
NIGHTMARE CITY - Cats with DragonballZ powers fight in Japan. Cool
fight scenes. Shades of Final Fantasy with a falling-through-water
scene and some of the BIG swords.
http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html
STAR WARS 3 "A LOST HOPE" - Goofy fan parody of what might be in Star
Wars 3. JarJar gets shot with a few HUNDRED needles, and still wont'
die. Anakin finds a crayon drawling Obi Wan made of him, and the anger
and shame of betrayal turns him to the dark side. "OW! This helmet is
chaffing my eyebrows!!" Sideous poses with Elmo and Ernie. Robot asks
Luke's mother to "Pee on this" pregnancy test. "More. More. Keep it
coming." o_O Yoda "Now screwed, we all will be." Drawing of Death Star.
"A Boobie?" "NO! I call it, the Sphere of Fear.. Giant Hurt Ball?" Yoda
downs a beer.
http://www.furnation.com/dela/evil/EndOfShow.swf
Final Sending for Shawn Keller's FurryFans.com! (Although it's back
now, YAY! ^_^) Classical music enhanced with the sound of farting. Lots
of farting. A grand composition of anal gas.
http://www.tubespot.com/index.php?index=superbowl
2005 Superbowl commercials
http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040119.html
QUEEN OF WANDS webcomic - Batman and Robin undergo Anime Sailor Moon
costume-change sequence while sliding down the pole. "Why didn't we see
that?" Low early special effects budgets. Superheros.
http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/
Rasterization: Company that changes any image into a HUGE wall mural
without losing any detail. Something to use for JR the Hut.
http://whatbadgerseat.com/
WHAT BADGERS EAT - Real webpage created to honor the phony webpage from
the Simpsons. Badgers like anything except hot dogs?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/216328
SAY CHEESE - A 3D animated mouse eats a HUGE cheese, becoming super
fat, and can't back back it its mouse hole. Cat meowing gets closer and
close.. but its only a little kitten. Mouse whews in relief.
http://us.imdb.com/news/sb/2005-02-08/#2
Roy Disney applauds documentary about why Einser's Disney company
decides to shut down traditional animation and go entirely with 3D.
http://www.technorati.com/tag/muppets
Several Muppets fan videos, including (a re-found link) of Muppets
Overtime, a creepy French Film that's a tribute to the cast.
http://www.drummerworld.com/Videos/buddyrichmuppet.html
ANIMAL VS BUDDY RICH - Duel between two drummers on The Muppet Show!
Rich can use anything as drum material, including people's heads.
Animal's warcry doesn't save him, ends up staring in horror as Rich
goes ninja barbarian with the drumset.
http://www.joeytomatoes.com/muppetsovertimeoriginal05.htm
Muppets Overtime video original link (not working at the time I added
this, but maybe it's back up?)
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/corpse_bride/
Trailer for Tim Burton's new movie "The Corpse Bride" Zombies. BRAINS!
http://gprime.net/flash.php/nintendodogs
NINTENDOGS - Video game for the new NGage system where you play and
goof around with several realistic-looking puppies! Tap the screen, and
they tries to find that point. Throw frizbees! Jump rope?? Very very
cute. Look out Pokemon.
http://www.toontracker.com/realvid/mostimpp.ram
Children's cartoon from the 70's, "The Most Important Person Is You!"
Self-esteeme video with a few furry characters in it. 'No wonder the
70's were the Me generation.'
http://www.dogjudo.co.uk/
JUDO DOGS - British show about dogs being puppetted into karate
situation comedy. BBC.
