PICKS FROM THE NEWGROUNDS FLASH ANIMATION FILES!
04/18/11
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/560972
EGGVATAR – Weebl’s made many joke advertisement flashes for Cadbury Cream Eggs.. but this one takes it ONE STEP BEYOND as he pulls out all the stops to remake part of the movie Avatar (the one with the blue aliens.. not the Airbender. Bob is an idiot) with several minutes of footage! Woo.. 3D spear. Biological flying MP3 players? And who’s the Evil General Dude?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/563341
PRESS START: GOLDEN AXED – The Press Start trio investigate the Crate Warehouse, where all the power-up crates are stores before being shipped to their respective games. Vlad attacks. “I smell stale hair-gel.” Red guy “It’s Aloe-scented!” “Kill them.” HUGE BRAWL as nearly every video game hero and villain in existence joins the fight! Lin-ku nearly screws everything up, but a lucky break saves the day. Zack in injured though.. and Sam gives Lin-ku an ultimatum. Meanwhile, Count Vile and Vlad have acquired the three keys they need to unleash Hell. Stay tunes. Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/564487
PRESS START: SPAWN POINT – With the keys, Count Vile opens the Gates of Hell.. and one creepy girls comes out. “Hello.” “Hello..” To resurrect in the real world, Vile and his random video game cronies must face the most horrible maze guardians ever created.. the PACMEN. Don’t split the party! Getting resurrected has its price.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/558528
OMG! A WIKILEAK – NSFW language. A guy runs into a meeting of Bank of America Executives, breathless. “We have a leak.. a *WIKILEAK!*” Dramatic music! Everyone freaks out! “Wait.. what does it say?..” “It says.. (fear) That we’re all assholes!” Everyone TOTALLY FREAKS OUT! Damage control? Buy up all the websites that say things like ‘BofA sucks’ and give everyone promotions! “Wait, it says something else..” Oh dear.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/564316
RICHARD GATLING – Short flash history lesson about the inventor of the Gatling Gun, and many other inventions. An inventor’s life certainly isn’t dull, plenty of ups and downs. Tries to invent the gun for the Civil War “To save lives by reducing the number of troops on the battlefield” but it went into production after the war was over. Sold better international. Also invented the first farm tractor.. but died before he could make it a household name. John Deer is glad about that.
03/31/11
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/561020
LITTLE MY STAR ~ INFECTVER – Zarla, from Move Your Dead Bones, attacks again! Music video to a super happy shiny kiddy anime song of the same name! However, the day doesn’t go –quite- so well for a group of four friends, who find themselves facing a zombie apocalypse. And just –happen- to be named after four of the Special Infected themselves. As shiny happy music plays, they fight zombies, then get overwhelmed by them.. and end up as a group of four Special Infected that go about owning survivors. So.. THEIR FRIENDSHIP NEVER DIES! ^_^ Happy Happy Joy Joy Halloween. Left 4 Dead. Irony.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/557106
ON THE MOON (EPISODE 18) – The Weebl attacks. The Toast King is hosting a United Nations meeting with all the other food-based space leaders, while Crazy Prawn acts as secretary. Rather than get any actual work done, they all seem more interested in whether the Toast King has any bum bum pictures of the cleaning lady after Prawn randomly blurts out that he’s having an affair. Politics. Or not. Just who IS in control here anyway?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/557372
A SNOWMAN SHORT – Two snowmen are watching it snow. “You know what creeps me out, when it snows?” “Hmm?” “It’s like it’s raining Boby Parts.. and FLESH..” “...” Then a perfect snow BRAIN falls into his hands “What the..?” “Oh come on man, it’s not like Santa is up there in the clouds, chopping up snowmen?” Cut to Santa in the Clouds, chopping up snowmen. Evil Christmas. Happy Halloween.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/556642
HOLIDAY STRESS – Snowmen hang out by the water cooler in the office, until one notices that there’s a carrot and some lumps of coal floating in it. “What’s that?” Boss tells him it’s one of the employees “You’re joking.. right?” “Of course!” It’s just his head. “What?” Boss has snapped from holiday stress. “I think I need to report this..” Boss points a hairdryer at him. Uh oh. Evil Christmas. Happy Halloween!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/560867
SOUL CITY – An epic adventure in an alternate New York. A man grieving his dead wife gets an unexpected present from a skeletal hand nearby.. a magical blindfold that allows him to see into Soul City, world of the dead. Floating cars, robot menaces, and an evil King stand between him and his dead wife. Can the One Who Lives bring freedom to The Empire State? Floating cars, exploding skyscrapers and lots of green lighting make this one memorable. Rest in Peace. Good Halloween. A little Tron Legacy music mixed in too. Dragons, skeletons and robot tanks, oh my!
03/21/11
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/557775
NiN10Doh: ToThe64thPower – Massive 18 min Nintendo collaboration organized by the infinite evil of Kirborper. Huge collection of skits, often with ironic tie-ins. The Starfox team has some serious relationship issues, so much so that Star Wolf actually backs off after listening in on an argument. Sonic uses Tail’s computer to check out porn. “GET OFF MY COMPUTER!!” “What do you think I’m trying to DO!?” Frequently furry awesomeness. Shamus is too awesome to be hit by bullets, ever. Konker the Squirrel learns not to drink and drive.. the hard way. Ness from Earthbound beats up the neighbor’s dog, rather than be disturbed, people give him cash and a cookie. Pikachu is just plain EVIL. More video game in-jokes than your brain can comprehend. NSFW due to language, although the high quality animation is PG.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/557128
ZANTA CLAWS III – Eddsworld attacks. The house prepares for Chrismtas! Well, except Tom, who gets drunk and wants to blow everything up. He runs into Zanta Claus, Sant’s undead zombie nemesis, but rather than help him, he hijacks his sleigh and starts bombing the city. Zanta, the guys, and Santa have to team up to stop him, creating a wacked music video along the way. Turns out Zanta used to be Santa, before he went insane. Flying sleight fights giant robot over the city skyline.. just who IS the bad guy here anyway? Evil Christmas.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/557533
A PRESNET FOR YOU – Christmas. A boy remembers all the gifts he got from his father long ago. Now he’s grown up, and his father is old, and he’s going to visit him, trying to think of the best present to give. The shop windows are full of expensive gifts.. but it turns out the best gift of all.. is love. Merry Christmas
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/556312
CUTE EXPLOSION – The Angry Dog guy attacks. A mad scientist accidently creates magical happiness in a test tube, then gets the cork on it before it leaks out into the world. Whew. But then he trips over his dog. Crash! *BOOOM!* Smiley face rainbows attack everything and turn it into bright print unicorn centaur candy corn anime chibi animal awesomeness. Big Ben turns into a Hello Kitty watch. The Eiffel Tower turns into a 700 foot birthday cake. The Double Rainbow guy sees a Quadruple Rainbow, and his head explodes. Then the whole world turns into a cute little owl. “Moral: Dogs can’t do science, so leave it at home.” Psychedelic. Drugs. Easter. Single to The Weebl’s “Magical Dream Time.”
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/556109
REPERCUSSIONS OF EVIL – Flash back on the Doom Meme. Epic treatment of the original deliberately poorly written and misspelled fan fiction text about a Space Marine in the ID Software Doom universe, who tries to take out some demons. Surprise ending! Zombies.. even has a link to The Know Your Meme video!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/556477
DEATH NOTE – I AM KIRA – Animation involving the epic Words spoken during the last episode of the anime Death Note, where Light Yagami is finally revealed to be Kira, who by chance picked up a notebook left by a Grim Reaper, and found he could kill people by writing their names in it. Kira desperately makes the case that he should be allowed to go on working due to all the bad people he’s killed over the last six years, but the Detective has other ideas. The animated text is full of life, even creepy in places.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/557350
SNOWY VII IN SPACE – SamT attacks. After being frozen solid for about 10,000 years, Frosty, Lorie and Doctor Glen are found by a spaceship. It seems the future is controlled by Apple. Time Travel machine. Snowy tries to go on a rampage, but people can no longer die in the future “Well, that’s no fun.” Origin of Snowy. Aren’t sequels wonderful? “Well, how about that.”
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/557654
FINAL FANTASY 7 IN 3 MIN – Goofy and cartoony. One by one, EVERYTHING EXPLODES! Oh, an there’s an emotion cutscene. Then things start exploding again. In the spirit of 30 seconds by Bunnies. Cloud, Sephiroth.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/557968
PRESS START: TRIAL & ERROR – A Mortal Kombat match is interrupted as a lawyer from Phoenix Wright (Phoenix Wrong) jumps in and sues the Ninja Lin-Cuo, stating that he’s inspired young children to copycat his morally ambiguous behavior, allowed to roam free only because he helped defeat Count Vile. Thrown weapons free is midair as the lawyer shouts “OBJECTION!” Mock trial ensues, lots of interviewed. Women in video games forced to wear skimpy outfits? “When you look this good.. you don’t mind showing it off.” “Objection?” Judge “I’m going to allow this.” Lin defends himself in the end, says kids will always be beating the snot out of each other. Kangaroo Court.
02/27/11
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/553927
AVADA KEDAVRA – TmsT attacks. Music number as Lord Voldemort and minion Wormtail try to convince a reluctant Draco Malfory to kill Dumbledore. Parody of both Harry Potter, AND The Lion King since the music melody is from “Hakuna Matata”. No worries, for the rest of your days. ZAP. Even has an Easter Egg (Ferret-related!) which is itself a parody of Weird Al! The universe implodes.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/552547
SHOWER PRODUCTS FOR MEN – In the gratuitous spirit of POWERTHIRST, this overdone WWE commercial pitches a more EXCITING and MANLY alternative to the loofa. Clean yourself with a SPIKED HAMMER! “Now you can BLEED THE GERMS AWAY!” Wonderfull flavors, like Antidepressant.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/555297
THE POST-IT KNIGHT – Silly awesome stop-motion animation.. using a dry erase board and post-it notes. The brave knight rides off the save the princess from the evil dragon, with Zelda remixes in the background and the animation team providing cheesy vocal sound effects the entire time. “Duh Dah DUUH!”
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554661
TURD EATING CAT – While this might not –sound- all that appetizing, this manic flash follows a monkey who escapes from an airplane being chased by the cat in question, through a bizarre 8-bit video-game influenced world. A Hell made of shoes. Very fast, even parodies lag at one point, during which the monkey bombs his own fighter plane to end it. Totally random. Drugs.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/552453
VALV HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 2010 – Vete a la Versh, super-fast Spanish series with subtitles. NSWF subtitles! After scaring his alien ghost friend, Dakkar tells three trick or treaters a ghost story instead of giving them candy. Story of his ghost friend getting attacked by zombies, the Ring Girl, a killer whale from the sky, and Lady Gaga. “My mom says you’re on drugs.” The End.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554423
A FABLE II EXPERIENCE 2 – Quick and glib, The Hero tries to makes sense of a world where your friends randomly blow up public property that you have to pay for, doing random stuff to avoid having to fight the final boss, and taking out strange enemies in order to get their headgear. Life in a video game which mimics life is weird.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/553412
FUNKY STICK FIGHT 2 – While I usually don’t do stick flashes, this one is special in that between pointless fighting action, both sticks try to groove to the funky background music. The result is hilarious.
02/07/11
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/552189
GONE TOO FAR TOO – Flash music video to Rockapella’s “Zombie Jamboree”. A werewolf ventures into a graveyard, only to be set upon by the rhythm-inspired hordes of undead, narrowly escaping several times as their MJ-knockoff leader pursues him without ever missing a beat of the song. Catchy! Mildly furry. Furry vs Zombies? Halloween.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/550983
HOW VALVE GOT THEIR LOGO – Hand drawn. The cast of Left 4 Dead 2 (and a cameo by Francis, because he can never die) battle a Tank. Coach sets him on fire.. a little too close to a set of propane tanks “WOAH!” **BOOM** Takes care of the tank, but debris hits Coach in the back of the head “What the..?” Francis hehes, and snaps a picture. Cut to picture of guy with a valve in the back of his head. Fin. Halloween. Zombies.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/551258
ZELDA: A BORING DAY – Quick moral lesson. Link is bored, then sees a pig nearby, and oohs, fun! He goes to attack it.. and it turns into a huge minotaur-pig thing, which catches him easily. It lazily sets him down, knocks away his sword, then punches him in the gut. “Moral: Don’t Mess With Pigs. Or Weird Stuff Happens.” Golden Rule.
01/12/11
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/549841
A FISTFULL OF FUZZIES – Rough times in the Furry Wild West. A coyote takes his girlfriend to Coyote City. “It’s only a drawing..” “Shh.” Last civilization for 60 miles. “I’m going for a drink.” Orders an ice-cold milk. Silence, then people laugh. I’m sure you can guess what happens next. FIGHT SCENE! “GET THAT COYOTE!!” Don’t forget to save a bullet for the BEAR. Vixens don’t make good shields.. but they DO make good distractions. On to the next town! Drink your milk kids. Western. Parody of A Fistful of Dollars.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/546867
A ROBO WESTERN – Zeurel attacks again! In the High Tech Wild West, robots populate the towns rather than people. That doesn’t make it any less dangerous though. One-Eye and his bandit pals are on the loose.. and they’re destroying every town they go through. The Sheriff has a choice.. duel him, or see his town burned before his eyes. That ain’t no choice. What’s a synthetic mustache-wearing by the book robot Sheriff gonna do? Cowboys. Sometimes a bigger gun DOES make a difference.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/549769
ASTROMIAU EP 01 – “Space Cat” in Spanish. The Federations newest silly Space Cadet is lovestruck for his girlfriend.. until she dumps him. All that trying to hold his breath in the elevator was for nothing. How do you cope? Mario mushrooms from your worst enemy. English subtitles. Furry.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/544657
BEAR BEAR – Zeurel attacks. This is the touching, yet also disturbing story of a malformed teddy bear with a mutated red eye. All the other bears in the store sell before he does, the other toys mock him. Worthless! You’ll never be good for anything! Then one day a mom buys him for her little daughter. It seems like a happy ending.. but when the daughter wakes up and goes to the bathroom, the teddy wonders why he’s being left alone.. and snaps. The happy remix of ‘Pop Goes the Weasel’ turns dark and sinister and orchestral, and the bear wrecks the room and chases the girl. Music “Crossing the Threshold” by Kevin Macleod. Halloween. There’s a dark side in all of us. Made in 18 days!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/544514
SNAP SHOT – Quick cool and fun. In the future, three goons confront a sleepy-eyed anime hero in a stylish red suit, trying to bring him in for random. Big guy falls, punk guy falls, and the little guy tries ducking around a corner. With epic style, the red guy throws a gun past the corner, with a string attached. Time slows down, and he gives the string a tug. BANG. Snap Shot. Gun tricks. Skill.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/544499
FIRE FIGHTER BENJAMIN – A very cute and cool video/song a guy made for his 3-year old son’s birthday! “What do you want to be when you grown up?” “A Firefighter!” Thus begins an epic journey/Kid’s song! A few minutes of outtakes afterward, with Ben using his BEAR voice. Ben defeats a dragon at one point.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/544516
INCEPTION: HIJINKS – Awesome very quick comedy sketch. Cartoon Leonardo de Caprio very serious tells the guy whose dream he’s in that he specializes in subconscious security. Guy “Are you… are you…” “Yes?” “Are you.. PEEING YOURSELF?” “What?” he is. Leonardo ARGHS at the sky “Guys! Are you all 12 !?” Back in RL they have his hand in a bucket of warm water. “It works! Now lets draw on his face!” Totally Dramatic Music.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/544906
RIDE LIKE THE WIND – Futuristic music video to Vinter in Hollywood’s “Ride like the wind.” 3D F-Zero inspired race between bizarre jet-powered speedboats with a crew of aliens, pirates, ninjas and rock stars as the music plays. Things blow up, collisions happen. It’s beautiful and fun J Offical music video!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/544746
WAR FOR AWESOMETRON – Egoraptor attacks, does War for Cybertron. It isn’t pretty. Actually, technically, it IS pretty..
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/544579
PAGING DR. SEUSS – Medical Drama. A boy is wheeled into the emergency room after a car accident. “Which room are we putting him into?” “.. poor soul!” The doctor arrives.. and it’s THE CAT IN THE HAT. Poems abound, disaster appears, you’re about to be carved by a cat with big ears! Health Care. Technical Difficulties. As you can predict, it doesn’t quite go well. Halloween.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/546339
WGJ4K: CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL – Another episode of HotDiggityDemon’s series about a two-bit crook forced to make video game videos, despite HATING VIDEO GAMES. Who’s going to be in Smash Brothers Brawl? EVERYONE! Even Acid Reflux Disease. Super fast late night infomercial evil. Commercials.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/545817
USE YOUR IMAGNINATION! – Tired of paying big bucks for the latest iphone or ipad or ipod? Use your I-MAGINATION! You can do ANYTHING with your I-magination! Guy runs arouns, pretending to listen to music, or that he’s an avatar, while people stare at him. Commercials. Apple.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/547365
TWILIGHT: HAIRY MOON – Twilight parody goodness. Jacob tracks down Edward. “Where’s BELLA?” Edward starts to reply.. then stops “Where did you get those shorts?” Blue shorts? “Where.. the HELL.. did you get those shorts?” “From my house!” “You’re saying.. from the time it takes to transform from a Wolf-ELEPHANT, to a human being.. you ran back to your house and got a new pair of shorts?” Werewolves hide stacks of blue Old Navy shorts in the woods. The Pack Elder summons Jacob to go get more shorts. Edward just grins. GOOD Halloween.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/546670
PRESS START: CHORES 3 – Technical difficulties abound as the fabric of the 8-bit video game universe starts to unravel as Count Vile makes a poor Satan, and the universe starts getting out of balance. Simon calls God down to check things out, who can’t believe how badly things are screwed up. Can God and Count Vile figure out a way to restore balance of the universe, before everything gets completely consumed by randome aSCIi3#4(%LJG:BMFTR? . . .*..
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/549098
JACK MATTHEWS, ACTION COP – Oney attacks. Epic music and action follow for about 30 seconds. President Obama is being kidnapped on Air Force One! Who can help now? Superhero action cop Jack Matthews, on the ground, sets his pistol to LOL and blasts off into the sky like a rocket, trying to intercept the aircraft! Then he runs out of ammo. Brief closing credits. Hurling crash to the ground. Technical Difficulties. Goofy superheros. Quick.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/549673
LARRY EPISODE 2 – The story of the goofy midget knight returns! Larry, the munchkin ‘Choosen One’, continues to train with the Wizard of Doom and look for a steed (ends up using a dog) while the Evil Advisor to the King is.. evil. And hires someone evil, who wears a skull, but can’t see where he’s going when he’s wearing it. Better written this time with less swearing and toilet humor and more imagination.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/550075
THE GREATEST DAY – An Ostrich gets inspired one day, and resolves to do what it takes to fly! She runs and flaps.. and as the music swells, takes to the air! You can do it!! All the other animals stare. Then in comes a 747. Boom. The End. Moral? Watch where you’re going.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/550171
TRUCIDO – Very detailed high speed stickfigure carnage fast in time with the manic groove music.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/549653
RISEANDSHINE – Half-Life. Animated version of G-man’s speech to Gordon Freeman at the beginning of Halflife 2, animated creatively using the words and the train in the background.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/550118
LEFT4LOL: SURVIVE THIS – More wackiness directed at Valve’s zombie shooter. Francis drinks some Molotov Cocktails. Poor Smoker can’t get a break. Hunter LOVES Francis, to humiliate him. Playing hot potato with a Boomer. Final massive song and dance number as the all-zombie cast performs the Rocky Horror Picture Show Time Warp while the 4 survivors try desperately to kill them. Halloween.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/550203
SONIC SHORTS: VOLUME 6 – Because you know you want to. Intercepted secret message: Disturbing. Guide to creating your own cynical rip-off mutated Sonic fan character! Dangers of going AHHHHHH too much. Sonic dares Eggman to shoot him, which he does, causing Sonic to explode into 10000 Cubic miles of rings, detonating his Eggman Deathstar from within. Furry chaos.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/550552
B.Y.E. – 5 minutes. 60 *unique* stick figure deaths. Even has a built-in intermission. View when there’s someone you REALLY REALLY REALLY want to kill! Death by Rock and Roll. Hugs? Plays “Why Can’t We Be Friends” at the end.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/551228
MAGIC SCHOOL BUS: EP2 – Parody of the animated show “The Magic School Bus”. At a yearly faculty meeting, the other teachers are envious that Ms. Fizzle has been able to use the magic school bus year after year.. for 15 years. The Principle tries to find a diplomatic solution. Then Ms Fizzle shows up at the meeting, and jinxes the wheel they’re using to see who gets it. Faculty infighting. Sharing.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/550285
MINECRAFT PALS – Two guys stuck in the game Minecraft debate how to use their resources to build something that will shield them from the undead hordes that come out at night. After a few tries, they settle on a ROLLERCOASTER. It works.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/550175
ZOMBIE SURVIVAL 101 – Music video to Andrew Huang song “Kill the Zombies! (by shooting them in the head)". Music instruction on how to destroy zombies. Halloween.
10/16/10
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/531735
THE LEGACY OF SHOALIN OP - Beautiful handdrawn trailer (well, looks like a trailer, allthough no series is planned) of several animals that are kung fu experts, introducing each other in a montage, then confronting an evil horde. David Orr music in the background, nice oriental flavor. Furry.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/538915
MARIO’S CASTLE CALAMITY 2 – 24 more fast-paced blooper reels as Mario tries to blow up that #$#@$ Castle in Super Mario World, and SOMETHING ALWAYS GOES WRONG!!! Technical difficulties.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/542400
SONIC 4 TRAILER – Goofy high-speed parody of Sonic, almost in the Egoraptor style. Eggman shows up, and suffers one heart failure after another, Sonic gives a thumbs up. Weird characters show up, and freak Sonic out. “We’re SONIC HEROS!!” “No.. NO!!!!” Warp to the past, whew. Friends not included.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/541793
TITANOMACHINA – In the future where Earth is almost out of water, humanity captures a rogue walking mechanical titan, and has it fight a dinosaur mech guarding the last remaining water supply on Earth. The battle is honored, cruel, and personal, and very well rendered in realistic 3D, with plenty of particle damage. Music video to the song of the same name. Giant robots.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/542335
FOR NUTS AND GLORY – Not all epic battles are to determine the fate of the world. In Central Park, two squirrels fight over a discovery of nuts. It gets ugly fast, with all the trappings of a small-scale gagster revenge film.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/542511
PARODY RANGERS THE MOVIE P.3 – The final end to Kirborpher’s mad parody of the self-parodying show known as the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers! 80’s references! Disney copyright violations! Gratuitous sexual references as two inappropriate robots destroy the Earth! Tapping the Ultimate Power Source from PBS! If you like Tony the Tank Engine, you’re going to HATE THIS FLASH! MUHAAHAHAHA! NSFW.. and yet, somehow it’s too silly and cartoony to really be offended by.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/533948
TINY JAPANESE GIRL – The Weebl’s band Savlonic attacks. Beautiful music video graphics. The lead vocal guy with the Hitler mustache is dressed up in a Godzilla suit. The girl plays keyboard in front of Mt Fuji with cherry blossoms all around. Goofy lyrics. “You make me feel so tall, though I’m just 5’2”..” “But I’m pretty big in Tokyo!” Meanwhile the military attacks from left and right. Monster movies.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/533573
MALCOLM SOLVES HIS PROBLEMS WITH A CHAINSAW – Music video to song by the Arrogant Worms. While other people use drugs and alcohol, Malcom uses a chainsaw! “And he never has the same problem twice!” Homicidal maniacs and you. Halloween. Dr. Demento. There’s also an Easter Egg, but it’s pretty easy to find..
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/542666
MASTERMIND 5 – The Swain attacks! From his base on the moon (see Mastermind: World Conqueror) the Mastermind his a problem. His shark tank doesn’t work! “It doesn’t? Then WHERE DOES IT GO!” down to the cafeteria, where previous failures are having lunch. He looks for options in a room of people unwilling to throw ideas out, other than to say that his are stupid. “Oh Really?” Time for another idea, tested the next day. Mad Science.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/542788
BATTLE IN THE SKY – It’s a relaxing day at the local Spanish pub, in a world populated by teenagers.. When the military trucks start running down the street, and everybody heys, and starts to jump on, just for fun! They go to a base with extra improvised armor and weapons in piles, then board a GIANT AIRSHIP headed to do combat with another giant airship in the sky! Turrets, fighter plans, boarding parties.. it all goes down in time with the music as bored teenagers get their fix blasting robots! Then the alien mothership starts to fall, with the boarders still aboard. Uh oh. Maybe they should have thought this one through? Music video. Anime action.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/531829
WACKY GAME JOKEZ FOR KIDZ: TWILIGHT PRINCESS - HotDiggedyDemon attacks. Micky, a small time crook, is kidnapped by an evil corporation bent on making video game videos. Since he can't escape, and doesn't even play video games, Micky does his best to destroy everything. In this episode he reviews Zelda: Twilight Princess, but actually reads the book "Lord of the Flies" instead. "It has a bunch of side quests, where you kill pigs and stuff." June "That's not a video game.. that's one of those things where pieces of paper are glued together..?" Worship the evil cat.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534513
THE MOCKINGBIRD SONG – A somehow touching Halloween story about a young 8-year-old girl.. whose parents just happen to be vampires. Told in storybook fashion, Shawnie just wants to be a normal girl, but lives in a haunted house, cleaning up after her parents after they go out hunting each night. Then some hothead boys and their girlfriends want to go torch the place before her parents wake up.. and she has to defend them. Happy Halloween? Maybe..
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/540309
CASTLEFAILURE SOTN – Castlevania Symphony of the Night parody. Good vampire asks help from a library in how to defeat Dracula. “But Master.. I cannot aid one who opposes the Master..” “Am I not your Master?” “Yes Master..” “Then help me fight DRACULA!” “But Master..” after a few cycles of this, he finally takes the librarian and bashes him into the ceiling several times. Reference to an Easter Egg from the game. Happy Halloween.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/531940
PARODY RANGERS "ABRIDGED" - In case you missed it, this goofily-fast recap of the series so far reads like an episode of '30 second bunnies' "Adam Phillips jokes! Awkward Conversation! Throwback! SCREAMING! Slapstick! Penis Joke! MORE PENIS JOKES! Rediciously and completely necessary sex sceeeeeeene!..." The characters watch on their laptop "The sad thing is? Isn't isn't too different from the real thing."
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/531855
BONK FREAKIN' ENERGY - Good animation about Team Fortress 2, with the audio pieced together from Scout and Heavy dialog. The Scout tries to sell the Heavy "BONK!" brand energy drink, in the spirit of Powerthirst. Commercials.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/531367
ROBOT PIRATES (OFFICIAL) - 8-bit music video to the song by Andrew from Songstowearpantsto.com "Wave-your-antennas-in-the-air--and-wave-them-like-you-just-don't-compute" This song is so geeky it's awesome. "Who's your biggest ENEMY?" "... COMPUTER HACKERS!"
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/531856
PEN SEXUCATION - A crash course in sexual terms.. using quick snap shots of pens. PG-rated unless you start reading the captions too. Sex Education. Song "Garden Party" plays in the background.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/531490
GAMEOVERSE 4 - After explosing the plan of the Great 1 (literally a 1) and the evil Zero (literally a 0), the dinosaur, dolphine and skateboard guy are warped to World of Warcraft. Oh dear.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/532280
NEENJA: WAY OF THE HARUT - A Hebrew guy walks into a video store, only to be informed by the asian kid at the counter that he's the Choosen One. "You must eat the Fortune Cookie, to become who you were meant to be." Ancient 8000-year-old scroll has perfect picture of the guy. He eats the cookie, and gains the power of the Ninja, accidentally tossing the kid through the wall "Wow. It worked. Now we must figure out who you were meant to fight." First part of the series.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/532325
AN EASTER MASSACRE 4 - Santa Claus has the Easter Bunny reanimated from the dead, and sends him out after some evil dude who controls a Mall. Frantic comic action mayhem and carnage. "It's OVER! There's NOWHERE for this SERIES to GO!!" Boss laughs, and activates a plot device. Happy Freaking Easter.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/532052
FROG LIFE CRISIS - One frog has a midlife crisis. His friend tells him to take a vacation, do somewhere, do something, live! Gershwin's "Rasphody in Blue" (slow part) plays romantically in the background. The first frog resolves to be free! Feels happy! Then a hunter gets him. "OWNED!" Winnie the Pooh music plays.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/532127
CALICO'S LOVE STORY - NSFW romatic story between a pint-size superhero, and a sexy supervillian femme fatale. He tries to stop her.. she tries to seduce him.. it works. Then she spanks him and throws him out of the building. He tries to make a move on her again using super technology. ATTACK OF THE CLONES! Evil Valentine's Day. Beware the R-rated love poetry.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/531722
TWO FLOATING HEADS - A lazy animation student presses the wrong button, sending his head and that of his friend into a white void. The one guy has to pee. "And I have nothing to do it with! Draw me a dick!" other guy has no arms. Finally, the one guy can't hold it.. and LASERS SHOOT OUT OF HIS EYES! "What the hell was THAT?" ".. I think I just peed.." "... THAT'S AWESOME!!" Bathroom humor.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/532575
SMILEY CAT – Video to the Parry Gripp song of the same name. Addictive, and sure to destroy your mind with happiness, then laugh at your vegetative state.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534242
ASK RAPTOR JESUS – British show “Q&A” features Tony Abbott, Captain Planet, a Melon, and Raptor Jesus. Tony Abbot “Climat change is CRAP!” Captain Planet “WHAT??” Raptor Jesus “(deep sinister voice) Only those with the freshest LIVERS shall be SAaaveed..” goes and eats a baby while the combatants fight. From that Angry Dog Sexual Lobster guy.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/533696
WHY LINK ISN’T A SURGEON – Doctor works on Mario. “Alright Link, pass me the forceps..” Link picks them up, but they rotate over his head with a DAdadaDAAA sound while words of instructions appear. “Dammit Link, we don’t have time for this! You do the operation.” Link Hyas!Hyas!Hyas! “What..?” HYAS! Flatline. Mario is dead. “Dammit Link, he’s dead because of you! And there’s no way to go back and save him!” Link picks up the Ocarnia and starts playing the time song. The End. Goofy. Nintendo. Modern Medicine.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534686
PICO’S BROTHER – Pico fan-fiction, documentary style. Pico dedicates the story to his brother this time, an unsung hero. Pico’s younger brother wants to be like his older brother.. thinking he’s a hero. Pico relates to the audience “But I’m not a hero, I’m a killer.” Pico goes to fight another giant monster, leaving his brother behind, but his brother sneaks in anyway, and gets hurt. They try an operation to save him.. perhaps you’ll recognized who he is afterwards? Superheros.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534717
OPERATION: GRAVEYARD – It’s a nice ordinary day.. when Pico’s girlfriend notices he’s been attached by soul-sucking undead cultists. So she goes to hunt them down! Very detailed fight scenes in hand-drawn style. Take out the Great Demon! Halloween. Pico Day.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/535618
YGOABRIDGED LEATHER PANTS – Kirborpher attacks! Yu-Gi-Oh / Lady Gaga double parody. To defeat Pharaoh, some of the characters come up with a brilliant plan.. steal the source of his power! “The Millennium puzzle?” “No, his Leather Pants!” thus begins a detailed music video parody of ‘Bad Romance’ by Gaga.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/535659
BURNING GUNDAM VS BARNEY – 3D Animation modeled goodness as the Purple Menace attacks the city! “I love you.. you love GRRRARRRGH!” Massive fire breath attack! Who can help now? Time for Gundam special attack! The End!...? Halloween.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/535509
PENCILMATION 14 – CONE HEAD – One character steals an ice cream cone from another, twice. So the Pencil God turns his HEAD into an ice cream cone. The kid OOOHS! Uh oh.. revenge is sweet.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/536407
THE NOOB BUNKER – A stick figure sergeant freaks out “OMG.. NOOBS!!” as a zombie-like horde of poorly-drawn stick-figures lurch their way toward the base. The army dudes blast them with automatic weapons as happy combat music plays. “*FIN*” lol. Music from Spongebob?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/536725
VETE A LA VERSH 15: MISSION POSSIBLE – One guy hums the Mission Impossible spy theme while obviously rappelling down a cord to steal the other guy’s computer. Spanish language. “What have I done to deserve this?” Guy goes down to attach an explosive. “!#$@#?” BOOM! The End.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/539747
MY PROBLEM WITH SHMUPS – The crew of the Massive Boss Ship detects the approach of the Prototype Hero Ship! “Put it on screen!” They can’t, because it’s REALLY SMALL. “Fire everything!” It dodges everything, then fires level 1 lasers. “Well, that should be no problem, unless our missile bay doors are still open..” *BOOM* Level 2 Completed. 8-bit video game physics and you.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/540253
TIME BATTLES – Two guys shaped like rectangles are watching TV, when a traveler from the future, and the robot creature sent to destroy him, start warming in and out of their living room. How many trouble can two Bill and Ted class dweebs get into with a time machine? Oh dear..
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/539936
SNORLAX VS SNORLAX – A pokemon convention turns ugly when one guy with a happy fat Snorlax runs into a freak with a buffed Arnold S build. “Snorelax, show them YOUR power!” Can’t quite open a jar of pickles. Battle! Battle is over fast. Moral: Stay in SHAPE.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/540217
GONNA BE FRIENDS – Music video to the folk song “We’re Going To Be Friends” by the White Stripes, Clock Crew style. Two clocks hold hands while going through school, looking forward to something good happening every day. Valentine’s Day.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/540636
COME BACK TO ME – Excellent animated music video to the classy lounge sound by the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies. Everything that happens in the song happens LITERALLY in the video! Smooth talking guy entices his girlfriend to undergo many cartoony and often life-threatening adventures to return to him after they broke up. Valentine’s Day. Big Band music!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/540276
PRESS START: CHORES 1 – In Hell, Count Vile is reading a picture book, when God (8-bit style blob) comes down to chastise him for badly running the place. Lots of interesting questions are tossed back and forth, like. “Are you questioning the one who Creative the Universe?” Turtle Guy “I’m questioning the one who created *THAT*!” points to Zippy, who gurbles cutely. “All God’s creatures are beautiful.. except for Zippy and William Daws.” God summons his Most Loyal Follower to supervise Hell.. who will it be?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/540528
BACKWARDS DAY – By Zeurel. (Guy who does all those duel contest animations) A guy buys a fish, with great fanfare! Then it starts talking, and grants him wishes! “Oh GOODIE!” What should he wish for? “Since nothing could possibly go wrong.. I wish everything was BACKWARDS!” Cue the montage. Uh oh.. he’s getting younger. He wants to reverse the reversal.. uh oh. Fish and Chips. Undo.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/541625
BLINKLIFE: PRESENTATION – British comedy as stick people give the Do’s and Don’ts of how to make a convincing Business Presenation.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/542925
BITTERSWEET – A gingerbread man escapes into a candy store. He thinks he’s in heaven, and even has a chocolate bunny as a friend.. then the Human come and devour almost everything. He stares at them in horror, then holds the head of his beloved bunny. But his tears melt the head a bit.. and he accidentally takes a bite.. then it turns into a horror story. Sweet.. and very, very grim.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/542050
THE MAN WHO CANT BE MOVED – Music video to song by The Script. A man waits at the bench by the corner, day after day, week after week, because it’s where he used to meet the girl he loves, who broke up with him, hoping she’ll one day come back. Valentine’s Day, you can decide if it’s Happy or not. Sad.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/542041
MAYFLY JUSTICE – On a leaf somewhere, the Mayfly Jury finds the Mayfly defendant.. GUILTY! “I sentence you to 50 Mayfly years in prison!” “NO! I have so much life left to LIVE!” “That’s it, you’re free to go.” “What.. really?” “Yep, that was 50 Mayfly years.” Short adult life span. Judge explains it to the guy, but he’s already dead. So is the Jury. Sometimes, you just have to see things in perspective. Crime and punishment.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/542264
DESTRUCTO BOX FAN DRIVE! – Behind the scenes with Destructo box, the main characters ask for people to subscribe to them to improve their low self esteem! What’s in it for them? Their music composer is locked in a cage backstage, and only gets a biscuit every time someone subscribes. Hell of a way to run a Telethon fundraiser!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/543305
THE NEW SUITED (PILOT) – High-produced cartoon of a short guy with a big nose and his agile fem fatale secret agent friend, tasked with saving the world from.. stuff. In this episode, a super geek actually wins World of Dwarfquest (World of Warcraft), and pulls a magic sword into the real world, that makes him stronger the more people he ‘defeats’, zapping them into the game. If left unchecked, he’ll become unstoppable! Lots of game in-jokes as Sarah tries to keep the kid busy by posing as an elf, while Suited gets zapped into the game and tries to follow the same path to reverse it. It –could- be a little faster-paced, but does pretty well.
06/23/2010
ANIME MUNTERS - Awestriking animated music
video to "I Can't Decide" by the Scissor Sisters. "(Upbeat goofy folk) I can't
decide.. if you should live or die.. oh you'll probably go to Heaven, got to
hang my head and cry.." with characters from TONS of anime shows dancing out the
lyrics in perfect synch with the music. Avatar: The Last Airbender, Naruto,
Harry Potter, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach.. NAME SOMETHING AND IT'S IN THERE!
Lots of guys dancing with guys, oh well, it's anime.
RICK MANN VS BOSS MAN - A regular office
guy who wants to ask his boss for a pay raise ends up caught in a Megaman-style
8-bit game. Except for some handdrawn cut scenes where the boss challenges him.
"Take my BACK-HANDED COMPLEMENT!" Oh nos! What powers can Rick use against
BOSSMAN? Blackmail might work. You gain.. EXECUTIVE POWER! "All I wanted was a
raise.. but I like this tie!" Who says life can't be a game? Corporate ladder.
Work.
VETE A LA VERSH 14 - PUCHAMON - Darkar
tries out a parody of Pokemon on his Nimadres Entertainment System. Mutant
Undead Pickachu fights the Retarded Turtle. "Cool, you can name your rival!"
Rival's name is Vagina. "My name's not.. WTF!??" Vagina is pissed off! Hero
doesn't go to school and hasn't bathed in six days. He also can't stop belching.
Fight scene. This whole series is a great reference if you want to learn how to
SWEAR IN SPANISH! LOL! Engish subtitles.
LEO & SATAN - Goofy Pinky-and-The-Brain
style comedy. A regular kid in a family of devil-worshipers asks Satan (who
alternates between sillygoofy mode and DOOM BOSS HEAVY METAL MODE seemingly at
random) to help him with his algebra homework, which just happens to be one of
the things he ISN'T good at. Oh dear. Best to do things yourself.
MARMONT - Animated black and white line art
short. A marmont wants to get the fruit hanging at the top of the tree! Easier
said than done. Preseverance pays off though.
GAMEOVERSE 2 - A T-Rex from a learning game
and a dolphin and a skateboard freak are all recruited, Gaming Guardians-style,
to save the video game universe. In this episode, they're sent back to T-Rex's
home town. After telling everyone he's an action hero, T-Rex doesn't want anyone
in the candy-colored universe to recognize him, so he tries on a stupid
disguise. His friends are sure they've seen him somewhere.. spies!
DR. MARIO'S WONDER PILLS - Peach takes some
of the pills.. and freaks out bigtime. Luigi helps Mario with his commercial..
then blinks "But I already gave her some of those pills!" Mario ohs.. uhohs.
Don't do drugs kids.
MORTAL KOMBAT PEOPLE II - The secret 'Human
Mode' is activated in the game, and the battle between Reptile and Noob
commences with REAL PEOPLE! Goofy parody of the game, with some cool low-budget
B-movie effects thrown in.
LUIGI'S CASTLE CALAMITY - This time, LUIGI
tries, many times, unsuccessfully, to blow up that @$@#$ castle from Super Mario
World. Mario and others just laugh at him. When in doubt.. USE OVERKILL! Dang,
that is one TOUGH castle.. funny! Technical difficulties.
LOSTE - Parody of Lost. Two guys crashland
vertically on an island, and somehow survive. A giant bear attacks them.
"RAWRRR!" fast forward to the bear roasting over a fire. "Hey, he was made of
BBQ!" then strange things start to happen, all accompanied by this weird
-acceleration- sound. Three guys beat each other up after turning off the
lights.. but somehow Abu is always scratchless when the other guys are beaten to
a pulp? oooOOOOOOAAAooo...
WATERING - *FREAKY* Salad-Fingers style
horror/hallucination short of a guy who can make clones of himself by using a
watering hose to pour some of his green blood onto the ground. He makes a
friend, but the the friend starts making other friends.. and horribly misshapen
*HIMS* which then attack the house and eat *HIM*, sending the original guy to
the twilight zone. Mad science. Halloween.
THE MOON PLANET - A cute, detailed
animation. Three planets are orbiting the Sun. The White one is in a more
distant orbit.. and feels lonely as the other two get close and enjoy their
company. He pulls at the restricting orbit.. but it's no use.. so he finally
BREAKS the orbit.. and SMASHES through space and time, into another universe,
where he ends up as the Moon for another lonely planet. He blushes.. and turns
red. Love! The End :) Happy Valentine's Day.
June 8, 2010
KATAN - In 1500 B.C., there's an ancient
Aztec *ANTHRO SQUIRREL* empire dedicated to making huge temples and hiding
valueable artifacts within. The animation is hand-drawn, very detailed, and
stylish. Everything goes well.. until the Red Squirrel decides to steal the
Artifact.. dramatic music and Indiana Jones-style trap dodging ensues as the
Blue Squirrel tries to catch the Red one. Lasers, explosions, rotating knives..
security didn't mess around back then. Furry! Encounter with an anthro squirrel
GOD. The Red one decides to try his luck in Egypt next time.. and runs into
Anubis. Big mistake. Awesome! From FutureSquirrel, maker of The
Rockoons!
STUPIDEST. PLOT. EVER. - Made for a contest
where a character pushes buttons that do random things. In a plot deemed too
moronic for even Saturday Morning Cartoons, mad scientist evil genius cyborg Dr.
Cybertron has just finished the renovations to his Lair of Evil. A henchman
informs him that the function of the buttons on his chair have been changed..
right when HERO MAN blasts his way in for the final showdown! The final battle
with Dr. Cybertron begins!.. but can he actually FIND the button that activates
his superweapons? Technical Difficulties. Superheros,
supervillians.
CHICHETIVITY - A user sick of
Stick-fighting animations gives you a parody Step-by-step guide for making a
stick-fighting movie, as mad Mario music plays in the background! "1) Line
Background. 2) Random Fighting "Hey!" 3) Text talk "LOL" 4) Quick texts "*FLURRY
OF RANDOM BANTER" 8) Overused Weapons (Guy has a SWORD!) ... etc." Funny
:)
SPARKLES & SPYGLASSES - Two children
are playing with toys. The Boy dreams about pirates on the high seas, until his
dark world is invaded by an unknowable alien force.. UNICORNS! TEDDY BEARS!
FAIRIES! HAPPY COLORS!!! The Girl invades his dreamworld with her candy-colored
host, and an epic cartoon battle ensues between scurvy dogs and sparkly sweets!
Then Mom says it's time for bed. Doh. They were both having fun. Children's
stories. Bedtime stories. Audio by The Blue Sky Project.
NIGHT OF FIRE 8-BIT - Music video to a
Japanese rock song, where four good-looking girls sing backup for.. a fat guy in
a yello superhero cape and shorts. Why? Who knows. It's 8-bit, it's awesome.
There are aliens and things too, but I can't understand any of it, except the
English "NIGHT-OF-FIRE!" refrain. Maybe I don't want to know?
VETE A LA VERSH 13 - TACOS - The cast forms
a cool blues music band, all the way down to the articulate individual guitar
string plucks. Darkar (main character) sings about how he was hungry, talked
disrespectfully to a motherly street food vendor, woh then put a lot of chili on
his tortilla "Now I have Diarreah!" Spits or Swallows. Poetic
Justice.
MR. LITERAL - Egoraptor attacks. The boss
tries to explain to an office worker who takes EVERYTHING LITERALLY why he's so
annoying.. but no sort of expression gets through. "I've had it up to HERE with
you!" "Relative to what? The floor?" The Office. Don't worry, it ends in a
cheesey joke.
PRESS START: SHOPLIFTER - It's bad news to
shoplift at the Occult Mart, where all the cool supervillians shop. Vlad the
Impaler can't figure out the self-checkout machine, so Psycho Mantis tries to
help him out.. unsuccessfully. No evil force can withstand the complexity of
modern convience. "Your-Mental-Age-Is.. Sub-Infantile.." "I'll reboot your
FACE!" Then things start to blow up. Funny :) Video Games.
MEET LARRY - A very grim, deep flash as a
lawyer who makes his living as a Criminal Defense Lawyer, providing defenses for
all the crooks nobody else will touch, talks a bit about his story, and his
regrets, and how he might have lived his life differently. Because.. he doesn't
have much time left, and you're the last person who will ever hear him again.
Dreams. Regrets. "Live the way you always wanted to live... as if you were still
alive.. on your death bed.." Carpe Diem. Crime in the City.
LOZ: THE SHOW MUST GO ON - Music video to
Queen's "The Show Must Go On" (aka, from Highlander). The Four Links form a rock
band, and recall their adventures, acting out lyrics with scenes from the games.
Starts with a montage of all the Zelda games, then gets into
machinima.
ABNORMALITY-THE_DOOR - A kid with
superhuman powers tries flying like Superman along a tunnel, but SMACKS into a
force field. A cartoon door guard flippantly tells him nobody gets in without a
shop ID. The kid shows his wallet, and the guard STEALS IT and runs off! Angry,
the kid destroys the door an a 3D rendered spectacle, revealing the dumbstruck
guard. The kid recovers his walls. Guard "What the blazes ARE YOU?" "Honestly? I
haven't got a clue." Kid grins, then flies off. From a series.
May 16, 2010
PRESS START: GTAwful - The PS crew go to
Freedom City for Grand Theft Auto. "We're here to respond to an emergency.. but
I'm not sure which Emergency we're supposed to deal with.." mayhem everywhere.
Crooks get released from the hospital immediately after getting top notch care.
The ninja wants to live there.
SPIDER POWERS - Comic short as a
radioactive spider wants to bite a guy, but the guy uhuhs. "But I'll give you
powers!" The guy doesn't want powers. "The one-armed guy at work does more work
than I do." Sprouting extra arms will only make it look worse when he's lazy.
Superheros. Spiderman. Or rather not.
BEER RUN - At a party, two drunk guys
discover they're run out of beer. One offers to go get some more. "No fhway
man.. you're drunker than I ham!" he tries it anyway though.. insert Warner
Brothers high speed mayhem here! Why you shouldn't drink and drive. Driving
under the influence. DWI. "A Cyanide and Happiness Short"
SNOWFALL - A beautifull Christmas session
of building snowmen is interupted as a kid discovers HUGE BOULDERS OF SNOW
crashing down from the heavens! Cute little animals, log bridges, nothing is
save from the smashing hordes. Relaxing "Chanonry Point" folk music by Phil
Cunningham plays in the background, as the kid runs for his freaking
life.
SANTA'S ON VACATION - What does Santa do,
while he's not making toys? Infiltrating Al Qeada undercover and fighting
terrorism, what else? "Praise Alan!" "What did you say?" Always good to keep an
uzi in the big bag.
POKEMON: THE FATED BATTLE - A *DETAILED*
animated 2 vs 2 fight, anime style as a Charazard and an ant thing battle a
thunder dragon and a rock thing (I don't play Pokemon, only watched some of the
TV show). High quality cartoon combat! DragonballZ moves.
CYANIDE & HAPPINESS BOOK - An annoying
infomercial salesman trying to sell a book, thinking of a list of uses for it
that don't really hold water. And yes, it's a REAL BOOK too.
Commercials.
GOO GOT TALENT - The Weebl does more
Cadbury Cream Egg commercials, this time parodying Britian's Got Talent with
Weebl and Bob as judges. Only one contestant manages not to explode. Oh well.
Annoying people with weird hair. Susan Boyle.
AUTISM - INSIDE A BUBBLE - A four-year old
reads a poem about autism, simple, yet very revealing.
TRASH - Line art animation of a trash can
getting mad and trying to beat up a litterer. Earth Day. Environmentalism.
Public service annoucement "Pick up your garbage.. OR ELSE!"
MARIO'S RECITAL - Mario bows to the
audience, in full tuxedo dress, and prepares to play a piano recital. Except..
something's wrong with the keys? He tries again.. and the piano EATS HIM! IT'S
ALIVE! EVIL! DEMON! AHHHH!! Use when people are sick of your Mario music remixes
:)
SCHOOL 13 - TONGUETIED - Beautiful animation. A girl tries out the 'lick
the metal pole' thing and gets her tongue stuck to it. A guy walks by, then
helps her by exhaling warm air over the pole, getting her unstuck. She hugs and
kisses him.. and for a moment BOTH their tongues are stuck together. It's the
most bizarrely touching moments I've seen in a long time. Valentine's Day.
Christmas.
MDI - NONSENSE RAP - Pencilmathing style
goofy line art rap. "I'm a rabbit!" "No you're not" "I'm a bunny" "Yes you are!
Gimme your money!" "Aw CRAP!" Silly happy parody. Easter.
A LETTER FROM GOD - Handdrawn music video to Le Sac Vs. Scroobius Pip's "A
Letter from God to Man" Very fast, almost a rap, but more a conversation. "Hey
There, how's it going? Long time no see. I know I haven't been around much
lately, but it didn't seem like you wanted me to be." God has a beef with
Organized Religion "What I thought were quite clear messages were taken to
unusual extremes. My teachings taken out of context to meet the agendas of
others, Interpretations taken to many different ways and 'hidden meanings'
discovered." God seems like a nice guy, reminds us that 'while he made the land,
we made the towers.' and to assign credit for each thing to the right person.
Religion. Philosophy.
BAD COP, NO DONUT - Cubic "Cueboy" animation style. Super high speed, as
the Evil Cop actually generally annoying, tazering people and ticketing someone
for jaywalking while thugs fire machine guns next door. The Easter Bunny, the
first target of the cop, calls the Superintendent, who has the Donut Factory
shut down. NOOOOO! "Bad Cop, no Donut!" Goofy ska song in background
HOT NAVI SEX - HarryPatridge (HappyHarry) attacks, showing you some footage
cut from the original movie after Jake chooses Nateri for his woman.. then
discovers he has NO IDEA HOW NAVI HAVE SEX AT ALL. "Why are you getting out your
soup-drinker! We're not even drinking soup!" "Well there's where it goes on
Earth!" "(amused) Wow, Earthlings must be Real Freaks!" PG-13. Ok, more like
PG-17. Ok, just say R. Nevermind. It's funny.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/524238VETE A LA VERSH 12 - Spanish language. The yellow guy plays a joke on the
bald white monster guy, finding a pubic hair in the shower, and stealthly sets
it on the bald guy's head, then tries to bring his attention to his face. What
results is a high-speed flurry of Spanish insults hurled by both characters at
once, with the subtitles going so fast you can't possibly follow them all.
Swearing a blue streek. "Holy shit, you're bald!"
VETE A LA VERSH - XMAS 09 - Spanish language. Bad additude kid freaks out
Santa Claus with bad language, then asks for the most recent mutatedly horrific
Pokemon clone game, and a super high tech bicycle that doesn't exist. "Aren't
you a little old to be asking Santa Claus for presents?" Word to the wize,
beating up Santa Claus is NOT a good idea. Goofy Christmas.
SONIC POWERTHIRST AD - Video remix of the audio track to POWERTHIRST! Lots
of Sonic the Hedgehog characters in anime "AHHHH!" poses, on fire.
Furry.
CHRISTMAS FOR MAGUS - Back in the Chrono
Trigger world, Santa realizes that Magus has been being naughty.. so Santa
invades his castle to give him a message. Merry Christmas, video game
land.
PRESS START: XMAS SPECIAL - The cast of
Press Start present their own version of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" 12 Days
of Christmas, video game style. A bat over every pit! Eight hidden items. Twelve
Boobies Bouncing! Zillions of game references.
THE LOVE I'M SEARCHING 4 - Music video to
song by The Rentals. A young girl goes through the trials of a day at school.
High quality animation, although the story is hard to follow. "Ilu would love to
be a conductor when she grows up. Likewise, her friends would love to be great
artists, dancers, and even skills musicians. But the daily mechanical grind of
their lives don't really lead to any real chances to find that love they're
searching for." Daydreaming. Van Halen would say "RIGHT NOW".
XMAS DAYS - Eddsworld. The narrator
cheerfully narrates the adventures of The Three Guys as they experience the
World Christmas Ever. Fire consumes the Christmas Feast. The moral? Television
is good for you.
CAT FACE 18 - Cat Face Christmas episode.
Cat Face tries to build a Snowcat, but it's head is too large, and it keeps
falling over. He finally resorts to balloons.. but the Snowcat flies off, and
takes out the kid flying with The Snowman (old OLD Children's book). Boom. Evil
Christmas.
SNOWY VI: CAMP DEATH - Sam T strikes again.
Again. Again again. AGAIN! The continueing sequel-generating saga of that most
horrible of animated creatures, Frosty the Snowman! Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Be afraid of being afraid. Evil Christmas. Happy Halloween.
TEAMFORTRESS2 - FIREWORKS - The Pyro and
The Demoman set up some 4th of July fireworks, only they don't go off
immediately, instead launching unexpectedly and destroying the friendly base.
Fail Blog. Technical difficulties.
SHARED FOOD TASTES BETTER - Cute little
animation of a human sharing cake with his dog. A cat wants some of the cake
too, but the dog barks at it to shoo it away.. then finds the cake doesn't taste
good at all. The human likes it.. the dog invites the cat to have half, and sure
enough, it tastes good after all. Alegory. Moral of the story: Be
nice.
SKETCHY FRIENDS DANCE 2 - Totally
psychedelic drug trip of a music video, where animals of five creatures move in
perfect time with the music. Screeching bird, centipede, frog, robot and dancing
girl, each with their own sound.
MY TWO FRONT WHAT? - Parody of "All I Want
for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth" Mikey wants his front teeth! He writes
Santa, who sends Christmas magic, making his teeth tear out of his gums in a
horrible transfiguration of pain. Family watches as Mikey vomits and runs about,
bashing his head into things, then chokes on his own blood. Goofy and cartoony.
Evil Christmas. "And most importantly, do not go wrong. Destroy every copy of
that goddamn song!"
YOU BOOB-TUBE - Foamy the Squirrel rants
about YouTube, people who repost HIS OWN VIDEOS for the sake of making more of
them. "STOP POSTING CRAP!" Instructional videos from people who don't know?
Mashups "Sad people crying, set to LINKIN PARK!" Drama.
BEAUTY IS HUMANITY - A man walks through
the ages, starting from the caveman days, to the medieval times, to the modern
age, to the postacacalyptic future, to surviving it, to evolving into aliens,
who then travel back in time in a UFO to give a look at everything, and fix a
stone on Stonehenge, while their ancient ancestor from the start looks on in
awe. Beauty is Cognition. Beauty is Innovation. Beauty is Survival. Beauty is
imagination. Beauty is Humanity.
Music video set to 'Glorious Morning' by
Waterflame.
X-MAS MUTINY - Goofy fight flash as Rudolph
gets tired of Fat Santa getting all the cookies, so he tries to beat him up. But
the Fat Man does not go down easy. Reindeer "I told you man.. he's the boss."
Rinky dink "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" music plays in the background.
DragonballZ moves.
STICKMEN FUTURE CONCEPTS - Alien
Triangle-headed marines attack a space age facility of Squared-headed humans, in
hand-drawn stick figure action. Dramatic camera movements, force fields, Metal
Gear style stealth. Alien invaders! INTRUDER ALERT! Pointless violence. Hand
drawn, rather than the cheapy animated classic figures.
COLD-BLOODED CHRISTMAS - Music video to the
Dr. Demento style song by Jon Lajoie. A guy finds an intruder in his house on
Christmas Eve.. so he blows him away. It was SANTA! OH NO! He gets out the bone
saw and tries to chop up the big guy, then burn the evidence, while all the
while goofy ironic music plays. Then a relative calls, have you seen Uncle Bob?
He left, dressed as Santa Claus. Uh oh. Evil Christmas.
SNOWMEN - A Dad wants to get his kid a
Snowman doll for Christmas, but when he goes into the store.. IT'S BEING ROBBED
BY THE SNOWMEN MAFIA, an evil organization of Frosty Ones who eat toys! He
sneaks in with cartoon subtly, then proceeds to TAKEN THEM DOWN! DragonballZ
moves as he takes on snowman hordes! Think 'Jingle All The Way' with Arnold
Swarzennegger, cartoon version. Baby is happy! Merry Christmas!
THE PROPER WAY - "This two minute short was
created in 12 hours" Green alien wants his friend to return his CDs "I'll return
them tomorrow." "NO!!" Took six months to find him in the Really Big School
(outhouse on the Moon) "I came here to FIGHT!" They do a Yugioh-style card
battle. Sure victory! But wait, he plays the ORLY? card. "But using this card in
this specific and random way, you now owe me $10, a milkshake, and you must
now..call..be.. HANS!!" It's easy to get too excited sometimes. Goldfish to geek
"Is it possible for a man, to love a goldfish?" Duels.
DATE FOR ONE - A guy gets two tickets to
the movie theater, pretending he has a date, but he doesn't. Tells the waiter to
poor wine on the spot where his companion's glass could be. Finally, he gets
tired of the situation, and sighs. Until he finds a girl who's also pretending
to have a boyfriend. Sometimes, you just have to look in orer to find. Happy
Valentine's Day. Wonchop (who joins forces with The Weebl a lot)
SCOUT GOES TO THE MEDIC - Quick goofy
animated comedy skit using sound clips from the Team Fortress 2 game, as a Scout
reports to a Medic for treatment. "All I can tell you about this next
proceedure.. is that it will be EXCRUCIATING!" "That's it, you're
done."
CHRISTMAS WITH DAD AND ME - In the world of
Newgrounds, the Father and Son team of purple skull-faced psychopaths celebrate
Christmas, but Son is depressed when he finds his stocking filled with coal. Dad
grabs a chainsaw and pays Santa a visit. "Wait!" Santa offers him a present.
What's in the Box man, What's in the Box?
PRESS START: CROSSING - Three heros race to
get to the battle with the.. Berzerkeroids. But first they have to climb up the
mountain, and they need dragon mounts, and the redneck farmer insists they
listen to a 'SHORT' tutorial first. Which takes forever. The bots win, and start
swarming over the mountain after the ninja gives up and splices the dragons
together into a grappling hook. The solution? Have the farmer explain the
tutorial to the bots. They blow up, including the Portal turret.
:ESCORT MISSION: - Illwill press. Foamy the
Squirrel's unemployed goth girlfriend complains about having to escort some
brainless helpless ditz through a game filled with zombies every 5 minutes.
Foamy's advice? "-GET- A -JOB-!" It is possible to play video games for too
long, and they can have an impact on your dress size. Wow o_O Left 4
Dead.
DEATH VAULT - Stick figure stress relief.
Stick figures blow themselves and others up in creative ways, using the
destructable terrain to good advantage. Who's winning? Who cares. Meanwhile,
outside Stick Figure #25 nervously awaits his time in the meat grinder, then
blinks as he's called, so he tried to buy something nice from the weapon's shop
first. Some days, you just get lucky.
PAIN ON THE BRAIN 3 - You think you've had
a bad day? See bits of the life of John, who has died over 13 MILLION TIMES.
Some of the more humorous outtakes. Ressurection can be a bitch. Are *YOU*
Lactose Intolerant? Don't be. Murphy's Law. Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad
Day.
JESUS SWEETS - Goofy psuedo-commercial
attempting to bridge the gap between the commercial side of Christmas and the
Religious side. So, it's a Jesus-themed candy store! Jesus Pieces! Sugar crowns
of thorns! Kirbopher attacks again.
CHRISTMAS UNCOVERED - A reporter trying to
do an expose on Santa Claus infiltrates the Workshop, and interviews some of the
reindeer while wearing a cheesy reindeer fursuit. He looks for dirt.. but
Santa's a pretty clean dude, and the worst thing the reindeer can think of is
Santa walking about with crumbs in his beard. "There you have it.. life at the
North Pole is.. crumby. Can I go inside now?" When Spin doesn't pay. Fox
News-ish.
3RD GRADE TRANSFORMERS - From the infinite
evil of Egoraptor, music by HarryPatridge. Mrs. Terwilliger's 3rd grade class
performs the epic movie known as "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen", done
with a unique passion and lack of attention to detail that one can only find in
Elementary School Theater. NSFW! Technical Difficulties. High speed CARTOON
CRAZINESS! Funny!
CAPTAIN PLANET STRIP CLUB - Back in the
infinitely exciting Australian government building, world leaders are going
through the incredibly entertaining business of negotiating carbon emmissions
reductions. At least, it gets exciting after an unshaven, fat, middle-aged
Captain Planet blasts through the ceiling dome and laments the next to nothing
people have done for the environment. "Some of you didn't even turn UP!" The
Italian ambassador shows up, with two strippers. "STRIP CLUB! WOOHOO!" Cap
ARGHS, and breathes fire on everyone. Earth Day. Politics as usual. By that
Angry Dog guy.
MADNESS: RISING - Proxicide returns, with
another 3D ultra-fast ultra-high resolution DragonballZ Matrix freaking anime
fight simulator blast of absolutely senseless carnage as Hank and The Clown both
battle through infinite zombies in Hell, wrecking the bloody organic landscape
in the process and using *IT* as a weapon. Do you need stress relief after a
particularly long day? Behold the world's deadliest Stop Sign. Madness isn't
South Park-y anymore.. don't go to Nevada.
GAME TRADE-INS - Foam the Squirrel shops
for video games at Lame Stop, and wonders why you get $1 for a tradein game they
turn around and resell at $19. Foamy looks for to the Download Only future, with
no trade in's "Where stores like this will be out of business!" Welcome to
2010.
FAKE FLASH ADD - NOKIA 5210 - Tired of
dropping your cell phone and having it smash to bits? Get the new Nokia 5210,
with SHOCK RESISTANCE! Drop it, throw it, use it was a weapon against dogs..
toss it off a 10 story building.. then go on chatting like normal!
Commercials.
OTHER SIDE OF PARADISE - Inside a walled
prison of crumbling stone, a Jester wants to escape, glancing at the crows
flying freely overhead. He piles up slabs of rock into a huge ladder, then
stands on the top of the wall, overlooking the beautiful world, and spreads
his arms and flies off like a flying squirrel. At first, he soars.. then some of
the crows he admired so much run right through his wings, sending him falling.
His idols start to chase him, grab him, then hurl him back into the prison.. to
start the process all over again. Sad. Sometimes looks can be decieving, and
heros become villians.
-LAST RESORT- - Welcome to the single worst
hotel in the universe, wita monster hand restraining gate over the toilet.
As our geeky traveler looks around, everything is clearly possessed to the point
of lunacy even by the broadest B-movie standards. Ever had your head cut off,
then have to hop away from a giant crab-legged vomiting walrus, using only your
jaw for locomotion? Trust me, it isn't fun. A Halloween drug trip so freaky it's
actually funny. Horrible horror movies.
EDD EGG - WEREWOLF - Edd and two of his
friends observe nature while camping, although Edd is extremely constipated for
most of the flash. Rectangle guy "STILL?" "You can't rush ART!" Amy goes
wandering, runs into a pack of wolves, which bite here, and there's a full moon
out. She changes back and forth whenever clouds cover the moon. Edd "That'll
please the Furries..." "What'll I do? My girlfriend's a werewolf!" "Just learn
to live with it." A month later, growling "Sorry, it's her time of the month.."
Halloween. Goofy and stylish, and cartoony.
HIPSTERWEEN - A couple of imps decide to
crash a swinging Halloween party, turning it into a night to remember.. assuming
anyone survives. Lots of groovy music as the partiers get fried one by one. The
DJ realizes he's now a skeleton, and blinks, but keeps on playing.
THE POSSUM WHISTLE - A redneck has his own
commercial for The Possum Whistle, a hood ornament that sends out sound waves..
that attract possums, so you can mow them down in hordes. "And for just three
easy payments of $9.99, you can start your own possum armageedon today!" But
wait, there's more! Save your possum guts for local talent shows! Commercials.
And yes, there's also a song. Because they can. Joe Cartoon, guy who did the
Superfly animations.
EDWIN EP02 - A vampire hunter enters the
castle of a vamp that pretends to be stronger than he is, evading him through
the maze of the castle, then biting it on the battlement. Hunter yawns "Where to
next?" Continuing story.
MADNESS ONE - After so many sequels, THIS flash takes you back to the
beginning, where Hank first snaps after learning his girlfriend has fallen for
The Savior. Music "One is the Loneliest Number" plays, until Savior puts on The
Chicken Dance. Cue the carnage. Quick recap as Hank gets resurrected into his
glass-wearing form, takes out a giant with a medevil canon, and uses a machine
gun to destroy.. THE SUN! Then things get really weird as reality explodes.
Leaving Hank.. alone. One is the loneliest number. Reminds me of Billy Crystal
at the Oscars.. "(Godfather theme) This is the story about a man named Colione..
this man killed everyone so now he's Home Alone..."
SNOW SNOW FOR LUCY - This is actually an
independent film, hosted on Newgrounds. A grim inventor owns a humorless toy
shop,which he tends with his apprentice, Lucy, a young orphaned girl who lost
her arms as a casualty of war. She wants the toy shop to be happy.. and tries to
make happy things, yet the Toymaster is unimpressed, and punishes her for making
things he doesn't like. She wants to go outside and play in the snow, and go
away from this place.. but at the same time she feels she can't leave, owing
everything to the old inventor that's become her father. Then the old inventor
gets ill. Is love stronger than despair? Christmas, with a touch of Halloween,
and Valentine's Day.
PRESS START: FAMILIAR FACES - In the Sprite Video Game World version of Hades,
Johnson, a turtle with glasses, is looking for The Real Dark Tome in the Library
of Ultimate Evil, first facing the trial of the annoying librarian, a smiley-faced
familiar designed to be cute and annoying in equal measure, a boss fight just to
get the door open, then The Test of Ultimate Aggravation.. surviving several
levels of Super Mario World on steroids. Finally, he brings the book back to Count Vile, who
looks up the key to escaping Hell. "See Volume 2.. time to go back" Bureaucracy.
Chainsaw-shotgun is your friend.
HAWAIIAN PUPPIES - A very cute
furry flash for a younger audience, as an Eastern Dragon asks a
two-headed bat (one side a perky girl, the other a grumpy boy) to teach
his cute litte daughter to dance. They try (or rather She tries, the
guy doesn't like the idea) with poor results.. until the Hawaiian
Puppies show up and show them how it's done, cooking up some Hawaiian
dance rhythms until the dragon girl is dancing her feet off. The
oriental dragon has one more request that night though. "Can you get
her to stop?" she dances all over his serpentine frame. Cute. Chibi.
Make sure to set the video quality to Medium unless you've got a great
computer, otherwise it gets choppy.
MAKING A PIRANHA PLANT - A How-To video for
making a Mario Giant Piranha Plant in RL using sculpting clay. Using tin foil
for wrinkles, making the teeth seperate, body section, coloring, then putting it
together into a truely mean-looking slavering mouth. Shots from several angles.
Arts and crafts. Tutorial.
PENCILMATION #9 - LOVE AT FIRST WRITE - A
guy and a girl exchange love letters through the mail.. until the mailman falls
through a hole. So they start talking on the telephone, and sending instant
messages via instant messenger. Except all the beeps slowly drive the guy crazy.
So he does something bizarre.. he actually slides his desk next to hers, tosses
all the complex technology onto the ground, and starts TALKING to her. They get
married! And then her cell phone rings. Doh! The End :) Valentine's
Day.
THE FACEBOOK PROBLEM - A complete idiot
answers an instant message on his cell phone while driving a sports car, taking
his hands off the steering wheel. Guy on curb in Matrix slow-motion.. "OH
SHIT----!" accelerated sequence of practicable graphic carnage, where the car
ends up in a lake and the guy's entrails are spilling out. His last request? To
put it all on Facebook. Final scene online as he says "I'm dying, LOL!" and gets
real time replies from disbelieving friends in netspeak. Taffic Safety public
service annoucements. It's good to set priorities. Internet
addictions.
WOLVERINE ORIGINS IN 1MIN - Tip of the hat
to the Bunnies in 30 seconds thing. Everyone around Wolverine keeps getting
killed, and he keeps going "NO!!!!" Then he takes down the boss. There's a fight
scene. The boss dies "NO!!!!" Oh well.
THE LOST LAKE - Music video to the same
song by the band The Number. A bullet train sails happily through the bright
green world, mountains and clouds and sun, while the people inside move to the
rhythm of the music, each one looking back on their life one at a time. The tone
is happy.. yet after a while you begin to notice something they all have in
common.. the old couple.. the homeless man.. the war vet.. this isn't just any
train ride, it's the last one. I would say 'Halloween' for a keyword, except the
feeling is almost like Christmas. Finding peace in a world filled with
war.
DO NOT FEED THE ALLIGATOR - A guy reads the
sign, thinks about it, then tosses his ice cream cone at an alligator at the
zoo. Back at his car, he's ready to drive up, when the same alligator jumps him
from behind. "I WARNED YOU NOT TO FEED ME BOY! Don't come back here again!" he
alligator runs off, knocking over a care, while the guy freaks like a little
baby. Don't feed the animals!
FAILED MUGGING - Super-fast. A mugger tries
to rob a guy walking by, but the guy freaks out, swells like a bag of pus, and
*EXPLODES*, turning the other guy into a skeleton, that falls apart quickly.
Crime definitely doesn't pay. Duck goes 'BING!' at the end. When plasmids
backfire.
SPIDER-NINJA - As the music to Okami plays,
a Spiderman-turned-Ninja does goofy battle with three ninja-ized villians.
Cartoon violence goofiness.
ERICA IS BETTER THAN MATT - Sprite kids
reenact the goofy musical number from "Annie Get Your Gun", "Anything You Can Do
I Can Do Better." The musical is about Annie Oakely, the wild west female
sharpshooter, and the sprites do it a lot of justice, quickly moving from an
exploding pie to Annie losing the Softness competition with a shout and sending
her friend flying offstage. Good music video.
BEAR STRATEGIES - Animation to a stand up
comedy skit by MIke Birbiglia. Guy watches nature documentaries on a hotel TV.
"The arctic fox has only one know predator.. the polar bear!" Guy wants to warn
the fox as if watching a cop show, but it never works. "I feel bad about the
smaller animals.. like I know more stuff than they do.. like it's a bank heist
and I'm watching on the monitor.." Is playing dead really wise when a bear is
eating your brain? Differences between bear species attack patterns. Hippos kill
more humans anyway. "I thought they ate marbles!" Look for those bear
neccessities. Furry.
TWO MINUTES OF TERROR EP3 - A girl has to
walk home after her boyfriend text messages that his car has broken down. She
walks past the Scary Old House.. and falls through a trapdoor in the sidewalk,
which closes, blocking her cell phone access. She tries to find a way out.. but
something else is down there too.. Happy Halloween. Little Shop of
Horrors.
THE LAST OF THE DASHKIN - A curious mage
investigates the origins of Bitey the super-fast Satyr-thing on planet
Brackenwood, and tells his story in Documentary style. More beautiful forest
graphics, quick rehash of Bitey's story and new backstory. Is Bitey cruel by
nature, or simply cynical at being abandoned, a sentient being in a world of
animals? The mage wants to find out, and corners him. To be continued. Furry.
Awesome!
I LOVE THE HALO WORLD - Take on 'The World
Is Just Awesome' from The Discovery Channel, done with 8-bit HALO sprites. "I
love tornados!" "I love arachnids.." "I love hot magma!" "I love the Giant
Squids!" BOOM-de-ya-da *BOOM*-de-ya-da! *<BOOM>*-de-ya-da
<<BOOM>>-de-ya-da!
A NEWGROUNDS CHRISTMAS - Several NG artists
(The Swain, Tom Pulp, Jazza, Egoraptor and others) have their characters all
visit the same Christmas party, resulting in absolute chaos. Mastermind tries to
Out Evil the evil emperor. Bitey eats Blockhead. Merry Christmas. Shameless
fanservice.
LEFT 4 SPEED 2 - Parody of Left 4 Dead 2.
Zombies are always glad to make your life interesting. "I've got pills!" "I've
got.. PUKE?!" Opening doors is bad for your health. High speed
insanity.
PRELUDE TO THE ONE - Before pulling
DragonballZ moves, the Black Stick Figure was just a guy in the neighboorhood
who get into a bit more trouble than he planned. No gore in this one, but a lot
of creative attacks, improvised weapons, like a rake.
PENCILMATION 11 - HOME IS WHERE THE HURT IS
- A tree-hugging hippie and a blue-suited businessman each have a different
approach to trees. The hippie protests as the businessman cuts down a tree to
build a house.. yet feels tinges of envy that he's living a lot more
comfortably...
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE - Flash music
video to Billy Joel's famous song, which also lists the year being mentioned,
and tries to make a reference to everything in the song, along some are easier
than others.
MICROCOSM - A cartoon character late for
work hits his head on a wall.. only to find he has special powers. The power to
see OUTSIDE THE PANELS.. to the past and future of the comic book. He tries to
get to work, only to find Matrix-style Agents blocking his way, so he fights
then by bending reality. "Thousands of people hit the 4th Wall every day.. but
you.. would break the 4th wall for your own purposes! You cannot be allowed to
live.." Goofy. Breaking the fourth wall.
GUNNY BEARS - Stop motion. Colorfull gummy
bears and worms turn evil as they fight an epic battle on the artist's kitchen
table, shooting candy corn at each other, blowing friends up into splashes of
candy hards, blowing up walls of caramel, wrecking a chocolate fort with
antiacid explosives. Green gummy worms pick off stragglers like huge anacondas.
Then the Giant Human Hand comes for them all. Artist eats a few, likes them. The
End. Alternatives to Chocolate Bunny Death. Easter? Food.
ON THE MOON (EPISODE 17) - The Weebl. Mr.
Antu Schrimp fixes the problem of the one small black hole by making 50 large
ones, then plugs THEM up with a cow catapult while talking to Stephen Hawking on
the phone. You knew it wouldn't make sense anyway. Experimental
physics.
LARRY THE FREAKING LITTLE KNIGHT EPISODE 1
- The 1000 year old prophesy that the King will chose a Hero that will destroy
all evil in the kingdom.. so the King's Advisor wants to get him to pick a
stupid hero that he and the other Lords of Evil (including Jaffar and Darth
Sidius?) can easily destroy, ending that. Larry talks to his father's dead head
on the wall, which doesn't say anything, because it's dead. Funny, and messed
up.
DR. MARIO WITH LYRICS - Music video to an
already basterdized remix of the Doctor Mario music. The Doc is educated by
watching every doctor television show out there, you do NOT want him to work on
you. "Wait wait... I'm wrong... you have... crabs?" NSFW.
ECOPOIESIS - Music video to a famious
classical theme (can't recognize it off hand, 2001 style). A spaceman lands on
an alien world, and plants a single growing vine on it, then leaves. Bit by bit,
the vine grows, engulphing the flag and spreading out in all directions like a
flowering golf green. Bit by bit, the desert world become inhibitable, and fish
appear.. and elephants.. the final scene is from space, where life has just
returned to... Earth.
Earth day.
PENCILMATION #10 - HOOK LINE AND STINKER -
Nauticalness as a sleeping fishman catches something that fights like heck.. but
turns out to only be a small fish. He tries again.. and gets a nuclear missle.
Which carries him up with it. Goodbye! The big fish returns, wearing sunglasses
and a grin. Then the fishman returns.. and gets a fish that looks like him.. and
hooks him in a similar manner. Then he actually does hook himself.. stealing his
own pants. That darn pencil is mischevious as heck.
CW: DOWN TO EARTH PT1 - Another chapter in
Zeurel's amazing animated comics, a girl travels with some bizarre goofy
anime-ish characters, traveling back from the Coliseum match (where the
possessed cyborg guy was). One guy has a ghost living in his head, who steals
his pizza. The ship travels on.. while the ghost sneaks off.. and pushes EVERY
BUTTON IN THE CAPTAINS CONTROL PANEL.. fun times. Crashlanding on Dead Earth.
Goofy fun. They stumble into the middle of a civil war, have a fight, and join
one of the sides for fun. To be continued.
JERRY: THE END - The last chapter in Hot
Diggedy Demon's series about the pathetic life story of a loser who ends up
hanging himself. We go back to Jerry's childhood, and his messed up father. Sort
of grim stuff, if filled with twisted humor.
GRUMATORIUM - BarfQuestion tales the tale
of three schoolkids who, playing in their sandbox one day, accidently breath a
hole through the ceiling of an experimental research facility, having some fun
before unleashing a horribly biological weapon, which they then have to fight. A
very interesting day, everything considered. Science fiction. Genetic
Engineering.
THE DEVIL OF NEW HAVEN - Grandpa tells
three kids about a farmer who skinned intruders in his farm alive, and turn them
into scarecrows. Then the townspeople swarmed him, skinned HIM and turned HIM
into a scarecrow. Naturally, the kids go right to the farm.. and find the
scarecrow.. with glowing red eyes, who starting taking them out. One kid returns
to Grandpa.. only to find the Scarecrows had gotten him first. "Don't mind me..
just taking care of some.. unfinished business.. Muwahahah.." "AAAAHHHH!!!"
Happy Halloween :)
HOODOOS - A bizarre experimental short
where the cycle of life is explored on an alien world. Hoodoos eat nuts that
drop from the hoodoo tree.. then turn into tesselations of blue and orange
interlocked paper dolls, which rise to fight each other, until only one remains.
Then the bodies form a giant insect, which itself forms another Hoodoo tree, and
leaves nuts the Surviving Hoodoo can eat, restarting the process. The orange and
blue hoodoos fight pointlessly, hating each other for their similiarities. a
good film to watch while on drugs.
BLOODY SUNDAE - A girl wanders through the
woods after her friends tell her there's a Dairy Queen nearby. She runs into a
cannibal, who's in the process of eating someone. "Are you.. a VAMPIRE!?" she's
wearing an 'I love Vampires' tshirt. "Thank you Twilight craze.. " Guy takes her
home.. it doesn't end well. Pan out to a Dairy Queen standing by a road just 50
yards away. Fast Food. Happy Halloween.
VETE A LA VERSH 11 - GOLDILOCKS - Spanish
language. A tough warrior guy takes over as the substitute teacher for a
gradeschool class. "What happened to our other teacher?" "She broke her leg for
asking TO MANY QUESTIONS!" The guy then give -HIS- version of the story of
Goldilocks in the Three Bears, but actually jumbles Peter and the Wolf, Hansel
and Grettle, and Pinnoccio together into a high speed wrecked mash of NSFW fairy
tale chaos. Goldilocks becomes a Real Boy? Kid "The trauma is so big.. that I
will grow up to be a Business Manager." Fractured Fairy Tales.
WILSON BEARD'S CANNONS - A pirate
commiserated with a comrade that his cannons didn't fire straight, and his whole
ship and all of the crew were destroy. "HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU!?" quick
flash to a WWE attitude Heavy Metal advertisment for a Very Awesome Cannon
imporium. "THey'll change your name to Fred ARG Shippy BARG the Third Es-QUARG
Saint ARG! THAT'S A LOT OF ARGHS!" In your face TV commercials.
FBF VS TWEEN - A stick figure walks into a
bar and sits down next to a full bodied animation figure, who dislike each other
immediately. Bartender "We don't serve.. your kind.. alcohol." Stick figured get
the money, but not the respect. Done as an animation assignment, comedy.
Tomamoto voice acting.
DAY OF THE MADNESS - The Zombies vs
Madness-inspired characters battle continues, with more survivors trying to
trust each other while heading for the beach. Think Day of the Dead meets South
Park.
M.O.T.O.R - MADNESS OF THE OLD REPUBLIC -
Star Wars, Knights of the Old Republic.. redone in Madness Style. Lots of rock
and roll, lasers, and sprites fighting. Details 3D art with smooth lightsaber
framerates, good fight flash.
Madness Day.
LIFE IN THE PORTAL: MADNESS - Ebolaworld
does Madness, taking out many of the famous characters, including Charlie the
Unicorn. Tries to kill Blockhead, but Blockhead does it to himself too quickly.
NSFW. Madness Day.
HANKMAN: MADNESS ASYLUM - Madness take on
Batman: Arkam Asylum. Good music video to "Breaking Benjamin - Dairy of
Jane"
IT'S GREAT TO BE A PIRATE - "Arrrrrgh you
ready?" Goofy music video to http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/267768 "It's
great to be a pirate.. whoever wrote this tune? Who was they guy.. OH NEVERMIND!
We hope to kill you soon! :)"
MK MISHAPS GOLD - More Mortal Kombat
fatality spoofs! Naruto technique? The Flash doesn't waste time. Superman tries
to save a girl, but Scorpion has a Krytonite spear. "GET OVER HERE!" Batman
hates it when people interrupt his moments onscreen. Jax vs GODZILLA? Pogostick
fatality. Fun with extreme closeups. What is the last thing villians say when
hit by Wonder Woman's lasso? PG-13 thanks to strategic CENSORED
bars.
G.I.N.A. - "Galactic Intelligence Ninja
Assassin". In otherwords, a hot chick in space with guns who takes down bad guys
for a living. Cheesecake poses mixed with laser blasters, more then a little
Star Wars influence, right down to the seedy bar. Still, I wouldn't mind getting
her number.. good animation quality.
WAITING FOR THE BUS - Animated short. A guy
tries to catch up with a speeding bus, only to learn there's a bomb on board,
and it'll go if they go under 50 mph. "You mean I'm running over 50 mph!" "See
for yourself!" Quick fast forward through the guy's life as he enters the
Olypics, -runs- into his mate, has kids, is so confident that he enters the
Indy500, only to lose for the first time, spirals downward. And years later, the
bomb is still on the bus. Sort of happy and sad.
GIRLCHAN IN PARADISE EP2! - Now with an
epic psuedo-anime music video beginning!
Ultra-fast-moving-fairly-nonsensical-but-who-cares-Parody-Of-All-Anime-
Storyboarding-Conventions-In-The-World-By-Egoraptor-Tomamoto-and-friends.
"You've crossed the line!!" "Sorry.. I didn't SEE IT." Giant demon "If you want
to defeat me, you must first face my 32 Captains." Only the hero is able to
figure out that a bucket of water can defeat the fire guy. "Huh, he's The One."
Breaking The Artist's Pencil. Sometimes talking about why you must fight takes longer than actually doing it. To be continued!
8-BIT PWNY CLUB 2! - The Weebl's newest
secret weapon, featuring "The 5 Unhealthiest Powerups" Final Fight garbage bin
food, Max Payne chugging painkillers, Mario mushrooms, jamming syringes into
yourself in Bioshock. "Can you imagine someone trying to rob a bank with
bee-arms?" Lots of video game camoes, altered just enough to be
hilarious.
PIXEL SHROOMS - The Mario Mushrooms are
tired of being eaten, and form their own Death Metal band, rocking hard. "We are
Fun-gus! Why don't you Bung-us! Some of us will get you high, some of us will
make you.. DIE!!!" As seen in a cameo in the 8-bit Pwny club :) The Weebl is
awesome. 8-bit
PENCILMATION #8 - As several line art
characters are dancing at a disco, a little monster guy comes up and punches the
jukebox, breaking it. They glare at him, until a snail starts up an accapella
version of the song they were just listening to, so one by one they all join in
to make the music themselves. More than one way to solve a problem.
FISHING MAN - A cute music video cartoon.
Blues music play as a father teaches his son how to fish. "Fishing Man he knows
how to fish! He pulls realy hard and he eats Sandwich!" Goofy song, and in the
end they just release the fish. Very stylish.
DUCKKITE RUN! - As Gnarls Barkley's
oldschool R&B song "RUN!" plays, an cute, evil duck with DragonballZ powers
proceeds to artistically destroy the Earth. Halloween. Easter?
CASTLE REPERCUSSIONS D2 - The story starts
to gel as the last few stick figure survivors of the army's aborted attempt to
steal energy from an alternate dimension finally band together, persued by
zombies, demons and even a dragon. The End? Unlikely. Epic.
TARBOY - A very stylish, detailed, cartoony
yet dark story of revenge, told by one robot to his son. In the robot world, the
Higher-ups chat by the water cooles while the Slaves work themselves into
exhaustion in the mines below. The supervisors put the broken ones into the tar
pits, where their memory circuits -LIVE ON-. Eventually, they form a golem
callled Tar Boy, bent on revenge. The look of surprise from the guys at the
water cooler as it fills with black tar, then bursts. Distopia.
Revolutions.
STAMP ON THE GROUND - Music video to the
song by Italobrother, as a procession of people and video game characters play
DDR, simply enjoying the music. Relaxing yet thriling. Done by Zarla, the artist
with the furry fox avatar who did that Reanimator "Move Your Dead Bones" thing
:)
METAL GEAR: CODEC MOMENTS - A set of quick
skits staring Solid Snake and Otocon in Transmission Screen old school format.
Get ready for some really STUPID conversations, ranging from romance to running
out of pretzels. Snake wonders why he has C4 on a stealth mission, disconnects
for a moment to blow up an island. The do the Metal Gear theme in Accapella at
the end.
SQUEAK - A cartoon mouse doesn't like how
the artist's RL hand is trying to manipulate him, so they have a cartoon
confrontation. Funny.
BLIZZCONNED - At midnight, the epic race to
get a Blizzcon ticket online before they sell out (often in minutes) begins. After the
three girls get a 404, the guy who was sleeping gets a ticket and brags about it.
So they kill him and fight over the ticket themselves. What?... no.. it's a
BUMBER STICKER!! MUAHAHAHAH! Get a bigger convention venue that isn't so crowded
Blizzard, jerks.
DARE - Music video animation to Swiftfoot's
'I Dare You To Move'. "Welcome to the planet.. welcome to existance.. what
happens next?" As a guy grows up, a girl gives him a letter "I dare you to
move". Learning to do something to make the world a better place, and find your
place in it. "Welcome to the fallout, welcome to resistance.." Who are you, and
who could you be? Can you dare to make the 2nd a reality?
Redemption.
WEEBL & BOB: PERIPHERALS - Weebl keeps
ordering more addons for Rock Band, while his friend thinks he's going a little
too far. Until they get to the Groupie Set.
TF: REVENGE OF THE LOLIN' - The Brawl
Taunts guy unleashes parody craziness on Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
Super high-speed comedy.
PARLIAMENT DEATHMATCH - The Angry Dog guy
strikes again. Just to make a boring Australian goverment session more
interesting.. the opposition leader asks the deputy Prime-minster "Are you a
SNAKE in a HUMAN SUIT?" Which of course, she is. Everyone OOOHS! Guy goes
alternate form to fight her, but he ends up as a hampster, which she eats. "BOW
BEFORE ME, FOOLS!" Newspaper: Our New Snake Overlord. Who says politics are
boring? Drama.
HAPPYNOODLE VS SADNOODLE - Goofy stylish
music video duel between Happy Noodle and his emo polar opposite Sad Noodle,
almost makes you want to dance. When someone offers you pie, be sure to have
some. Music video to song by Logan Whitehurst.
THE TRANSFORMER - A 1910's gentleman runs
into an Autobot that turns into a Model T in this goofy silent movie. Full of
old school words like 'Hootenany'.
PENCILMATION 6: TURTLES IN TIME - To speed
along a character using the outhouse, The Pencil draws a VCR
Rewind/Pause/FastForward control at the top of the page, then keeps punching it
for comical effects. Eventually, after being forced to eat a TV that was a
turkey a moment ago, the Character breaks the control, warping him randomly
through time. Time Warp!
CULTURE CLUBBING - Captain Capitalism
attacks! Two kids watch silly anime and remark how great Japanese culture is.
Kids ask CC if it's good to respect other cultures. "Well, sure, but in America,
you don't have to!" The evil invasion of Menudo, Ah-Ha and 80's bands from Other
Countries. World History, revised. Why talking about politics is
stupid.
PENCILMATION 7: MALICE IN WONDERLAND - The
tall guy on the left gets envious of trhe short guy on the right as The Pencil
seems to be treating them very differently. Pulling a rabbit out of a hat is
very different than finding a cow in one. Mario growth crowds the frame. Alice
in Wonderland. Animated goofiness.
HILLSIDE SETTLEMENT - A beautifull flash of
one peasant who decides to build a house on top of a hill, bit by bit by bit.
Then neighboors move in. Then more. Then they have a road, then a castle, then a
port as grand classical music plays. Finally, the old man is King. Then..
flashback to the past, the peasant stands on the hill with his horse, thinking
of what might be. It's fine to build castles in the sky, as long as you put a
foundation under them.
MAYBE IT'S A VIRUS - Music video to the
jazz/blues song by Julia Haltigan & the Hooligans. Love is a drug trip that
doesn't always make you feel good. But no doctors please!
SHARK BAT - A jerk orders a Shark Bat
online, a weapon to bludgeon innocent kids with! He hits one little kid in the
head, who goes crying into the street, forcing a truck loaded with pills to
swerve and crash. Kid eats the pills, goes The Hulk, and beats the crap out of
the Sharkbat guy. The Golden Rule. Karma.
EBOLAWORLD - LIFE IN THE PORTAL: CLOCK -
SamT has his nerd character discover the magic of Clock Day the hard way.
B!
POSTMAN TIM DOOR NO.2 - A harrassed postman
finally gets revenge over an angry bulldog who won't let him deliver the mail.
British humor.
CATCH OF THE DAY - A grizzled madman in a
tutu tries to fish.. for squirrels. Bad idea. Relaxing piano music as axes
fly.
APOCALYPSE LANE: POKER - In the world after
Nuclear War, a zombie, talking cat, a guy with a sock puppet and a mutant with a
mini-me on his shoulder are playing poker with whatever cards they can find and
sharing stories about the love lives. People you -DON'T- want to drink with. By
the guy who did Prostitute Mickey.
BUNNYKILL4 - More ninja bunny-destruction
action!
PULP - Quick happy(?) short of a war
between Fruits and Vegetables in a girl's refrigerator. At first everyone gets
along, but then battle lines are drawn, the button is pressed, Mututally Assured
Destruction is activated, and the girl, chared, stares at the remains of her
house. Watch what you eat.
THE BALLAD OF CRIPPLE KANE - High quality
Samauri-Jack inspired animation inspired by the song by Ennio Morricone. The
Wild West is a dangerous place "There's only one man you can trust, and that's a
dead man.." keep your hand on your gun. After a bar shootout, a gunslinger runs
from the law. Riding horses on top of a moving train. Very stylish.
GUN AND SWORD - Another high-powered anime
fight sequence between a guy with a sword, and a guy with a gun, escalating from
Matrix moves to nanobots and magic. Very stylish and detailed.
LIL' HOOTS - The Great Old Owl tries to
teach cute little blue Spongebob-wannabee Hoots how to be a Great
Owl.
LINE ART TUTORIAL - A very detailed
step-by-step tutorial about how to draw, right from picking your materials.
Art.
HOW TO HOOK UP THE NES - Jacquo the jaded
gamer rabbit follows the easy (heh) step-by-step instructions for how to look up
the NES, a tech support nightmare. Furry.
STUPID APOCALYPSE - A mutated human-eating
THING tries to talk a geek out of his fallout shelter so it-they can eat him,
telling tales of the post-apocalyptic world just like you've seen it on the
SciFi channel, where the only clothes that survive the atmosphere are vinyl
bikini tops. H P Lovecraft would love this one.
FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST - Animated music
video to the awesomely wacked song by the Avalanches long ago. Drugs. "That boy
needs therapy!" Good, even though it's very hard to outdo the original music
video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0
DINNER WITH FRENCHIE - Morpheus, Trinity
and Neo go to have dinner with The Frenchman, although it doesn't quite turn out
like in the movie. Neo keeps stuffing his face and takes the dictionary when
Frenchie tries to read from it. "You are puppets, on strings!" "You can't tell
us what to do!" "(squeekyball) Fetch!" "BALL!" Neo flies around knocking things
over. The Matrix Revolutions, parody.
A DUCK WALKS INTO A BAR - Animation of the
famous joke. A duck keeps asking for bread. "No. NO. NO! Ask for bread one more
time, and I'll nail your bill to the bar!" Dramatic pause. "Got any nails?"
"...No." ".... hmm. Got any bread?"
8 BIT PWNY CLUB EP.1 - 3 8-bit cartoon
character review the 5 best toilets in video game history. Half-life grenades in
the loo, Duex Ex people shake their heads at you for going in the lady's
restroom. Sims toilets can be anywhere, even next to the bed. You can drink out
of the Fallout 3 toilets, and sometimes have to. Then, of course, Duke Nukem 3D.
For when you have a really bad hangover. Poor Mario.
GRAVITY'S JUST A THEORY 2 - A cartoony fun
music video to some folk guitar music by Andy McKee, where imagination makes a
happy, strange little world of flying toast and a mechanical sky. Pull the snow
lever!
PHOTOSHOP COLOR TUTORIAL! - Wavechan, an
aspiring Manga artist, runs you though the colorfull and friendly tutorial about
how to use Photoshop, using several examples, like Roxas and Sora from Kingdom
Hearts.
STOP ASKING ME THAT!!!! - In the
DragonballZ universe, Vegeta is sick and tired of being asked what Goku's power
level is. "You as me that every day! And I have to reply, in a STUPID voice..
It's over 9000! Nah!!" Internet Memes. Patience.
TWEE DIDDLED - A random office worker goes
to the bathroom. Unknown to him (at least until the crowd starts cheering), is
that 4 million people are watching. People just like you. Shyness. Rocking out
to 'Rockin Robin'.
SPOILER FIGHTS ZOMBIES - Zeurel's cyborg
(from those contest fights from his comic, the guy who later gets possessed)
hears some zombies, so he and his talking sword take them out quickly and
stylishly. Then some strange possessed girl starts asking him questions. It
wouldn't be Zeurel if it wasn't both cute, and disturbing.
Halloween.
LUIS C -V.S.- Tom P - Luis Castungus versus
Tom Pulp (Tom Fulp?). Goofy DragonballZ fight. Tom turns into his horrible
alternate zombie form. Punch Unhappy Face! Middle finger laser balls. Proof that
sometimes beams of awesome power don't always hit what you want them
too.
I CAN'T DECIDE - Goofy music video in time
to the Dr. Demento song 'I Can't Decide' by the Scissor Sisters. The joy of
setting your workplace on fire, but a girl sees him, so he wonders what to do
with her. Happy folk music jubilie about wondering if you should kill
someone.
PANTS OFF MEN - Wacky almost
Animutation-style with deliberate English mistranslations of a German foreign
language rock song by 'And One'. 'Emo Bear Rights!' 'Pants off Men Shall Bite
Again!' 'Gay colored house!'. Du Hast? Music videos.
GRAVITAXIS ++ - In the future, a kid
invents an antigravity pack, and soars high above the city, into outer space,
before starting to fall back. Filmed in reverse and set as a music video to
Samuel Zone's "Blinded by Love". Epic as an anime 2001 A Space Odyssey, the feel
of flight. Only.. is he going to smash down a make a crater in the ground? Your
imagination decides. Transcendance. Space. Science Fiction.
Awesome.
PENCILMATION 5 - TO BEARD OR NOT TO BEARD -
Two identical toons face off. The animator gives one a beard, who WOHOOS and
acts all superior like. The other eats a giant hamburger and gets fat, and
doesn't want to exercise. So the animator gives him a giant Santa Claus beard,
which EATS the other guy. Then it eats Santa. Then it runs from the pencil. Oh
well. Drugs? Hand-drawn animation.
Deadbat Boyfriend - Music video to Lucky
Princess's "Deadbeat Boyfriend." A guy simple does -not- treat his girlfriend
right, buying only one ticket for a movie, while she worked all day cleaning the
house on her own birthday. Angst.
BIRTHDAY 18 - A kid is turning 18, and
wrote a song, but is also bumbed at being drafted into the Army. Unhappy
birthday. Angst.
FRED - ANIMATED SERIES - Oney and Harry
Patridge team up for this very quick flash. Fred is the most ANNOYINGLY HAPPY
person in the world, so how do you deal with someone like this? Chaka--BOOM!
Stress relief. Sick and twisted. The End.
BALLOON HEAD FRED - A different friend,
this guy is literally a balloon. "You're not full of hot air, or inflated like
all those other guys.." his girlfriend says, before annoying she's pregnant. 9
months later. "It's a girrafe!" Quick, funny and weird. Eddsworld.
RAPTOR BURGERS - A mad scientist goes
through the long process of cloning a dinosaur.. then kills it when it wakes up,
and makes burgers out of it. The length some people willl go to for gourmet
food.
VETE A LA VERSH 6 - Spanish language
cartoon with subtitles. One guy refuses to give up the TV remote control, so his
friend makes three offers for it, two ham sandwiches, and an LIVE GRENADE. AHHH!
BOOM!!! Learning how to swear in Spanish.
SERIAL ENVIRONMENTALIST - A guy wakes up
chained to the wall in a crazy serial killer's house in the woods. "Wait, don't
kill me!" "Why not?" "It's.. um.. bad for the environment?" "What? You really
caught me off guard with that question." Trying to talk you way out of a very
bad situation. Stupid horror movies. Halloween.
CHOPSTICKS IN JAPAN - A space alien tries
to learn how to eat with chopsticks as a Japenese girl tries to teach him.
Practice makes perfect.
MASTERMIND 4 - The Swain attacks. Somewhere
in his secret red-light conference hall of evil, the Mastermind has called his
minions together.. to tell them he loves Cherry Cola. Oh, and he's going to kill
the first one who answers the question about why he called them all here. Except
that they know that, and argue about these stupid meetings. Completely wacky.
Based on Swain's own video game. James Bond would throw back his head and laugh
:)
COOKING SAMA - A cute anime catgirl
attempts the innocent act of cooking, which, this being anime, results in
several RPG battles and a piece of toast blasting out to shoot down an overhead
commercial airliner. "Could not forsee! Fatality!" If you know anyone who simply
-CANNOT- cook, this is for them. Love the dynamite stick in the chocolate cake.
Oh, and watch out of Calamari's big brother Cthuhlu.
JOE GOES TO LUNCH - The SuperFly is back.
And it's buzzing around a guy's head as he tries to eat lunch, talking to him.
"I'm messing with your mind, man!" Guy protests, but the fat man sitting next to
him thinks he's talking to him. Then the fly falls in the soap. "What's he doing
in my soup?" "I'm shaving my balls, Huzzah!" Food. Spits or Swallows. Don't take
drugs kids. Funny cartoons. Manboobs.
MUSIC IS AN EPIC THING - A pshycadelic
computer graphics odyssey set to 'Death and Transfiguration' by John Powell, a
blast of eye candy, fractals, and a 747 flying into a wormhole as the powerfull
classical music plays. Life and death. Drugs.
DMT: HOW TO READ MUSIC - A tutorial that
does just that, explains the basics of all the conventions of sheet music for
those budding composers out there.
LEFT 4 DEAD EPIC - Another parody of the
odd people in the game. One guy hates everything. The long term effects of
pills. The long-term effects of smoking. Power goes off in the elevator "I hate
elevators."
PHILOSOPHER PHUN SHORTS - The words of John
Locke, Sigmun Freud, David Hume and Rene Descartes, acted out by limbless
cartoon people. Either love, or kill your own family. If you stop thinking,
poof, you aren't anymore. Writing 'angry' on a baby's head turns them into a
hardcore metal rocker. How did these people get famous, anyway?
TOFU3 - The guy with the Green Shirt
consults the mysterious Oracle in the Cheese World. Everything in episodes 1 and
2 is explained.. sort of. Basically, he tripped while carrying the time machine,
so he had to trick himself into fighting himself. You see? I don't. Anyways,
more plot and less pointless cheese carnage than before.
ULTRA SHERIFF - NEMESIS - A Red human space
marine attacks a Green alien's ship, starting cartoon war between robots and
biology as the Sherif's robot assistants take down hordes of green guardian
monsters. Handdrawn and computer animation.
AWESOME CRACKS DOWN - Egoraptor strikes
again. The cop from Crackdown accidently beats the crap out of some decent
folks, gets blasted into the air by a grenade, then adapts (badly) to life in an
office. "Coffee for EVERYONE!" people run. "You know you all played Crackdown
because you wanted your hands on the Halo 3 beta, c'mon." Total randomness, but
you knew that already :P
TETRIS'D - In time with the music, a stick
figure dodges fallling Tetris pieces that are making a tower around him, while a
robot block monster is bashing at it. Very well done. Action. Music
video.
BEDTIME STORY - People fight over the
oddest things. One cartoon wizard wants to sleep, but the other wants to finish
writing his book, so they turn day into night, night into back, back and forth,
then have a war. Who wins? Does anyone?
CHEER UP EMO KID: PERFECT - For the
webcomic of the same name. An emo kid makes a music video in his own bedroom,
only to have his Dad come in and scare the crap out of him by interupting it.
"Hey Dad, look at me.. think back and talk to me.. did I grow up.. according
to.. plan.." "NO!!!!" Eep.
CAT FACE EP.13 - Catface doesn't like
LOLCats. Tries to make pictures of cats doing SMART things. Er, ok.
GOOD FRIDAY REMIXED - A squirrel gets an
idea, and takes a rack of lightbulbs out of his tree, then starts tossing them
over people's heads, where they stay and light up. Eventually he puts on over
the entire world. "Sharing ideas brightens any dark situation!" Horray of
goodness and happiness. Furry.
SANDWICH - Eddsworld attacks. A music video
love song from one guy.. to his sandwich. Riding a bike together. Going to the
fair together. Sharing tender moments. Then.. the heartbreak of hunger. If
you've ever loved food.. really, truly loved food.. this is for you.
Goofy.
PIZZA JOCKEY EPISODE II - Two pizza
delivery guys moonlight fighting crime. Using the power of pickle poppers (on
sale now for only 10.99) to drive off an evil ice witch. Meanwhile, the
Pizzanator plans his dark revenge. Behold the power of cheese.
Food. Alternate superheros.
CYMOTHOA EXIGUA - The name of a bizarre
crustacean that lives by draining a fish's tongue of blood until it falls away,
then -replaces- it, attaching itself to the host's blood supply. Apparently, the
fish can use the bug like its real tongue. Anyways, an office working wakes up,
to find he's got of of THOSE talking to him in the mirror when he goes to brush
his teeth. YUCK. Alien parasites. It tells off his boss for him though at least.
Biology. Educational, AND disgusting too.
MY ROBOTIC INSPIRATION - Music video to the
artist's own song by the same name. A robot comes alive in a world where
everything is futuristic, and TRIPPY. Drugs. Strange entities. Robots have taken
over the world. Odyssey of sight and sound. Be glad to be alive.
CANDY LAND - World War One comes to
Candyland, where the last vestiges of sentient hard candy fight off the
slavering geeky human hordes. "If they're gonna eat us, I hope we give them all
STOMACH ACHES!!" Filmed in gritty cartoon realism with 'Ride of the Valkyries'
playing in the background, it's a spectacle to make you rethink having that
Jolly Rancher. Fight for Freedom!! Spits or Swallows.
WAR, SNOW AND FIRE - A touching film about
priorities. In a white, black, and red world the little daughter of the General
only wants love and attention, but her father is too busy planning war to spend
time for her. She takes a walk, and finds a dragon egg hidden in the snow, takes
it home, and starts feeding it, sneaking in more and more meat, until one day
even Father notices, and finds a giant dragon in her room. Dad wants to use the
dragon as a weapon, but it only wants to be her pet. He tries to force the
issue, and the dragon escapes. He tries to hunt it down, and almost kills his
daught in the process. Very stylish and emotional.
STREET FIGHTER COLLAB - A massive collab
between some of the most famous flash artists on Newgrounds, doing a grand
sendup of Street Fighter in all its iterations. Forty scenes or so in all,
ranging from cartoony goofiness to NSFW adult scenes. "Everything, by
EVERYONE!"
THE IGNORED MONSTER - An artist creates a
monster, who walks about in the real world, but nobody pays him any attention, and he's sad.
So the artist makes a friend for him. "Everyone needs a friend, even monsters."
Valentine's Day.
BLUH BLUH BLUH - A claymation blob monster
is trying to tell a mad scientist something, but he just goes "AHHH!" and finds
something else to inject into the thing until it goes mutant and eats his head.
Fin. Is there a point? Listen when people talk, even if you can't understand
them :P Halloween.
INDESTRUCTIBLE COLLAB 2 - The Black Stick
Figure fights another army of other stick figures with guns, swords, and even a
hulking mech. Nothing hurts him. "WHAT ARE YOU!??" Boom. Not nice, that's for
sure. More senseless carnage.
THE BODY COUNT - Welcome to the most
twisted News Show in existance, courtesy of that Angry Dog guy. The News Anchor
tries hitting on the Weather Girl, but it's pretty clear she things he's a
slimeball, which is correct. A lot of self-praising adjectives go into the
introductions, and the guy details a mad scientist taking out an audience with
explosive propelled chickens without lifting an eyebrow. The evil genius cuts of
police persuit by raining grease into the streets, causing the people to dance
about cheerfully. The Anchor decides to check it out himself, despite the
objects of the crew. Randomness.
PENCILMATION #3 - A cute quick cartoon
where drawings on a page come to life. Big guy beats small guy, who then gets
redrawn as HUGE GUY. Then Hammer Guy. One step button pokes you in the eye, the
other dispenses party hats.
MAKE SNACKS NOT WAR - Two armies face off,
shooting Dorito-tipped arrows at each other. "AHHHHH!.." impact. Crunch. Mmm,
these arrows taste good!" "DORITOS! They make not make good weapons, but they do
make good snacks!" Shameless commercial advertizing.
THE LAZER COLLAB 1 & 2 - Tribute to the
stupid internet meme "Shoop Da Whoop". In each of these miniclips, at some
unpredictable point, someone will go "WAHHH!" and fire a dragonballZ laser out
of their mouth. But who, when?.. excellent timing. Funny. 2nd episode has furry segment :)
POKEMON HUNTER - A graphically beautiful
burst of action as Lucario and a friend take down hordes, then a boss. Helps if
you're a Pokemon freak.
H.E.L.L. - It sounds, grim, but this is
fairly tongue-in-cheek. A newly arrived dead guy arrives in a strange complex,
and the blue ghost janitor explains to him that he's dead, and shows him around
the place. The worst thing about H.E.L.L. is that it's a complex buerocaracy,
and the software doesn't always work (hey, they use a Mac, it's not always
Windows doing it). Guy gets the chance to go back to prevent his own death, and
it's only after he leaves that they realized he's a terrorist. Oh well. Goofy.
Halloween.
TWO MINUTES OF TERROR EP2 - A guy with a
car breakdown in the woods doesn't know it, but he's being stalked by
-something- with no vision, but super hearing. It can teleport and stab anything
in reach. How will he get free? WILL he? The joy of cell phones.
Halloween.
POKEMON: THE LOST ENDING - 'Alternative'
ending to The First Movie. Mew and Mewtoo are having their DragonballZ duel at
the end while the other watch. Ash Cathem runs out between the two "STOP!!!!"
*BOOM!* Nothing left but two bloody shoes and a fluttering baseball cap. Brock
almost hurls. The End! Talking about ending a franchise too soon. Parody. Poor
Pickachu.
GAMER TONIGHT - RACING GAMER - The talk
show house interview a professional racing gamer guy Tonight Show style. The guy
is like yooowwwww....rrrrrrrr... wooooooooooAH all the time, making car sounds,
talking about the hazards of the road. "Do these skills transfer into.. real
life?" The would, but the guy can't drive. Reckless driving, Animal Abuse?? The
effects of drinking Too Much Caffinee. Don't have too much coffee
kids.
THE UNPRESENTED - More supernatural stick
figure fighting. Music from Foo-Fighters. Go figure.
THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME - You've seen the
dogs playing poker? Well, how about a bat, a rhino, and a ferret playing poker?
British dignity meets frazzeled energy meets big guy without a clue! "What game
are we playing, anyway?" "Jenga!" A goofy furry skit for those who don't care
for rules :P
TOFUTWO - More super-fast handdrawn guy vs
tofu monsters action! What new horrors can be created from the Unnatural
Protein? This time the guy in the Green Shirt fights another tofu master/monster
who looks oddly like him. In fact.. is he fighting himself?
MOVIE MAKERS - Edd's friend spends all
their saving to buy a camcorder, they go on a quest to somehow make money by
putting videos on the internet. Awesome C-grade special effects, D-rate movie
scripts, and a YouTube video of being attacked by a vending machine. Shoe is a
hard boss to please.
PICO EPSILON - PICO DAY 2009! Fan remake of
Tom Fulp's kid with the machine gun, this time in a grown up, gritty realistic
Dragonballz style full of in-jokes as Uber-Kid and his clones invade the city.
Pico takes a break from contemplating suicide to try and save the city, and his
friends, although it doesn't work out that way.
FATHERLY BONDS - More Newgrounds in-jokes!
Dad from Dad and Me and Pico team up to help rescue their kids (didn't Dad try
to kill his kid?) smacking down enemies video game style. Then they fight the
Castle Crashers guy. They all end up friends. Seriously. Goofy.
CASTLE REPERCUSSIONS - C - Back in the
zombie stick figure realm, one of the separated marines just -refuses- to die,
even when surrounded by hordes. He seems to get out of it alright though, very
tenacious.
CHESS TALE - "What do you do when you love
a girl and her parents hate you for being who you are? You do an animation of
course!" on the chess board, a lazy pawn catches the eye of the Queens'
daughter, defending her in battle, yet her parents think he isn't good enough
for her. The Knight wants her instead, even though inside, he's just a pawn too.
But even that isn't good enough. Then the Black Queen whistles at him! Romance.
Love. Valentine's Day. Music by Junkie Joker.
MISINTERPRETIVE PORN STAR - A series of
shorts by Harry Partridge, guy who did the Saturday Morning Watchmen thing, done
for the Playboy website. "Oh Hal, I want some meat! Know what I'm saying?" "I
think I do.." he hauls in a whole barnyard. "CUT!" "Oh Hal, I want you to take
me somewhere I've never been.. know what I'm saying?" "I think I do... :)"
Jettisons her from a spacecraft into the Sun. "CUT!" Then he meets his
match.
ON THE MOON (EP 15) - The Weebl strikes
again. The Toast King is calling Costumer Service/Tech Support because there's a
Black Hole in his refrigerator, and it's consuming everything. Tech Support
isn't very helpfull. The Shrimp build a Supercollider, uh ohs. Dr. Who's Tardis
floats by in the background. More fun randomness.
DE QUING OF FAITERS '98-2 - A live action
parody of "The King of Fighters" video game, full of dubbed in special effects
and guys doing karate moves, goofily. Full of deliberately misspelled English
words.
PROSTITUTE MICKEY 2 1/3 - A short made for
a film festival, with the Prostitite Mickey character introducing the festival.
Mickey's tape never gets in though, Goofy tells him it's because they suck. He
also smoked the tape. "Got a pretty good buzz!" Oh how far the mighty have fallen.
CAT FACE p10 - Catface has trouble with his
litter box, ends up playing poo Jenga. "I wanted super absorative, not super
bouncy!" Personal Hygene. Disgustingly cool!
SKELETON JACK - A skeleton martial arts
Indiana Jones DUDE enters the Temple of the Musical Cuttlefish, steals a golden
ear of corn, and battles the mechanical undead minions of the ancient deceased
emperor. Then it turns out the thing only plays music. Oh well. Very high detail
and quality. Samauri Jack-ish.
"STRANGE FRUIT" - A grim animation to a
grimmer folk song. Nina Simone sings about lynchings in the South, in very sad,
slow, deliberate, poetic terms. Lots of dark shades of grey. Dedicated to
victims of racism. Hate crimes.
GORDON - The Weebl makes a quick note that
while other countries in the world have exciting world leaders, Gordon Brown is
"Dull, Dull, DULL" Politics.
CASTLE REPERCUSSIONS - B - Stage 2. In the
alternate dimension, a helicopter pilot crashes, then awakens a bit later,
finding one of his friends trapped outside, and the zombies are trying to break
in. Just when he thinks it's the end, *something* happens, a brightness appears,
and all of them leave, leaving him injured and having to bury his friends. What
now? To be continued. Stick figures.
TOFUZILLA - A fast, fun handdrawn fight
between a guy and a giant lumbering Tofu monster. Lots of 3D and perspective as
the monster hammers him with freshly grown limbs, until he finds a way to cut it
appart. Then he eats some, it's not bad. Dangerous food.
HEROES OF THE COLD WAR - The intro for a
yet-unfinished game. In a white, black, and grey world, your 2D animated agent
goes about, takes the case with the X on it, avoids police, fights rivals, and
makes the delivery "Now do it all over again." Oh well.
SYSTEM OF A DOWN - COFFEE - Super-quick bit
of comedy as an animated Serj Tankian from "System of a Down" orders coffee from
Starbucks (a series of reassembled sound clips of him being a nutcase) throughly
confusing the waitress. Don't drink too much coffee kids. Caffinee and You.
Food. Drugs.
CHARLIE THE UNICORN 3 - Red and Blue return
from the future, and take the hapless Charlie back to the future, which looks
exactly the same as the past. Running from Yomyoms, flying in the air, swimming
on a giant duck submarine. "Quickly, grab onto our tongues!" Somehow they can
breath underwater. "You know what I think? I died a long time ago, and YOU TWO
are my eternal punishment!" Of course, there's also a song. The sea creatures
love Charlie! "I can't tell if you're adorable or creepy.." Rapping shrimp. Face
it, you KNEW this was going to be on drugs before you clicked "PLAY". Creepy
stalker starfish. Underwater Snowman. Hold onto your horns, kids.
CASTLE REPERCUSSIONS "A" - First part of an
epic stick figure series, a followup to the Castle series earlier. In the
future, the fuel-starved government goes looking for new energy in an alternate
dimension. Only one problem.. monsters. Lots of them. And a castle, which
somehow has an infinite energy source. An EVIL energy source. That turns people
into zombies. Well, these things are never easy. Meanwhile, a private left
behind in the castle is tormented by a mysterious force. To be
continued.
LIFE IN THE PORTAL - A new flash artist
wants to get noticed. His annoyed friend suggests Newgrounds "They like crap."
He uploads a flash. "WOOHOO! 5th place!!! What won first?" "Sonic Stick Fighter
3" Badly drawn Sonic waves a sword at people. New artist vows to defeat Tom
Fulp! Wacky. From the evil known as Sam T.
WEEBL & BOB: ARMAGOODEN - Weebl's last
Cream Egg movie. Armageddon and blowing up giant asteroids was never quite so
messy. The earth is a giant cream egg. Happy Easter.
&EG@ - "SEGA" A quick April Fool's take
on Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic has a dream about the kid who saves him from
drowning in the swimming pool. He wakes up with a start "Woah!" then finds
himself in bed with Sally. "AHHH!" Wakes up again, this time it's Tails.
"WAAA??" Wakes up AGAIN, and finds it's Eggman. "Woah, that was.. interesting?"
Then finds he's in bed with some aligator "OH MY GAAA!!!" The End :) Evil
Valentine's Day.
ACHIEVEMENTS - Foamy the Squirrel takes on
Game Achievements, while Achievements constantly pop up over his head. Some are
way too easy, some are INSANELY HARD. "Achievement: Waste 15 consecutive
weekends". Pop Up Videos. Foamy suggests achievemetns for his friends. "No one
likes you!" "Your Mom still doesn't know!" "You watched this episode,
ACHIEVEMENT!" Xbox sucks. Video games.
MOON GROOVE - As 8-bit music plays, a
rapid-fire animation, free-drawn yet converted into low-rez, a rocket heads for
the moon, a guy in blue dances like a madman all over it, rides the rocket back
home, crashlands, then kisses his girlfriend. Valentine's Day. 4th of July. Fast
and awesome.
AT HEAVEN'S GATES - A bored Saint Peter
informs a new arrival that he can't enter heaven, because he's gay. "What? But
I'm not gay.." Peter informs him that humans are amazing, and that they can live
their entire lives living a lie. Peter waves beefy Hans on through. "What? But
he's totally gay!" Peter informs him that many "gays" aren't actually gay, just
looking for a way to fill that void in their soul, and end up believeing it.
"But that's not fair!" the new arrival sighs, pulls the lever, and goes to Hell.
Fun with Religion, hypocracy.
TAL: THE SNOWBALL EFFECT - A bunch of
school kids horray at snow outside! Then it stops. "Awww.." It starts again!"
"Yay!" It stops. "Aww.." it starts again. One kid figures out that it starts
whenever they say "Awww!" so they say it, over and over, making it snow harder
and harder, until finally a meteor shower starts nuking the town! "Awww.." BOOM!
The end :) They Might Be Giants music in the background. Evil Christmas. You can
get too much of a good thing. Winter.
CAT FACE 8 - More Weebleness. Cat Face
signs up for a cat video dating service, but calls the butcher by mistake. He
gets a tape of desperate tomcats, and one dog wearing a cat disguise "If you
would like to be my dinner, come over for dinner, I will NOT eat you!" Catface
sighs. Evil Valentine's Day.
MUTTEO IN NES LAND EP3 - A guy convinces
his girlfriend to join him in NES land, systematically destroying a game of
Castlevania with castle redecorating, goofy game mishaps, and stopping Time
without even realizing it. Fighting your evil twin was never this much fun.
Nintendo madness. He-man. Skeletor.
8-BIT WATERSLIDE - An awesomely funny bit
of video editing, what would world be like, if it was made by Nintendo? An
8-bit surfer goes down a water slide, dodging flames, mad falling Tetris pieces,
SUPER MEGA BOOST PIPE!, eating a mushroom to regrow lost hair Mario style, and
making a high-speed jump over an abyss (a toilet seat) to complete the level.
Old school.
PRESS START: UP TO CODE - While Count Vile
revels in his new control of Hell, Vlad gets an unwelcome visit from the Evil
Castle Inspector. "Did you know this moat is 50% poison? The minimum requirement
is 80%!" All the little level tricks are simply too easy "Such a glut of fake
doors is a fire hazard!" Lots of video game parodies. Check out their
movie!
CAT FACE 7 - A BBC Nature program, fresh
from being attacked by sharks underwater, decides to spy on the urban residence
of Cat Face, Truman Show style. Stupid BBC people.
DAYDREAMS - A guy who starts daydreaming
during a boring school class quickly enters the drug-trip world of dreams, where
things seem real, until you think about them.
TT:011 RUNNER II - A fast, goofy handdrawn
take on that Line Rider thing, but this time no images are erased, an infinite
string of little guys are drawn one at a time on the page as the loop,
skateboard, and fly UFOS around the screen, moving from one piece of paper to
the next. Racing. Stunts. Space.
WOLFENSTEIN: ET MOMENTS - Those who plays
First Person shooters will love this one. Several animated moments you've
probably experienced: Getting lagged right before knifing someone, blowing
yourself up with a point-blank bazooka blast, the joy of quick flamewars and
votes to kick a player. Keystone Cops meet World War 2.
EVERYTHING BY EVERYONE - A music video
tribute to about *40* differnet famous artists on Newgrounds, done in perfect
timing and irony to Globus's song "Take Me Away".
PARODY RANGERS THE MOVIE PART 2 - The Evil
Rangers are mad at Evil Mr. Purple because he let the Rangers life. Mr. Purple
makes an insight.. "Maybe you WANT them to live! They give you MEANING in your
life!" Then Mr. Purple takes over and turns them into Pokemon. Meanwhile, on
Earth, the real Rangers show their Alternate Professsions, Red does Powerthirst,
Mace Raps, Yellow does some anime thing. Mr. Purple sends his Splooge to Earth.
Meat gets an phone message from 6 months ago that he forgot to check. "WE GOTTA
SAVE THE WORLD!" He tries to rebuild the team. It's funny. Zordon has been dying
for 6 months, but he's still alive. Rangers go to space to get their powers
back. Splooge starts turning people into zombies. Saved by Australian
supermodel. Who is actually a robot owl? Poor Meat. Critic notes at the end.
Power Rangers.
PURGATORY PIZZA - The Damned Misfits of
Creation bide their time running a somewhat hip Pizza Delivery place. Demons,
Marsuplals, Jackalopes, a bit purple big thing, Lemurs, and who KNOWS what else
make up the cast. Only delivers to Heaven or Hell. Lots of goofy video game
references, like Altered Beast and Street Fighter 2.
POKEBALLS - The Fighting Stick Figures
decide to try something new, and throw POKEBALLS at each other! Zap, sucked
inside. For once, not gory, yet plenty of action. Oh yeah, and the world
explodes. Pokemon.
CROUCHING KITTEN (HIDDEN BUNNY) - A quick
bit of martial arts as a rabbit and cat fight it out with samauri swords. The
bunny cuts the cat in half.. is this the end? Not quite.. Cute, then kinda
gross. Easter.
MEDI CALL ad parody - "I've Fallen and I
can't get up!" "My ass is on fire!" "I can't find the remote.." "My son never
calls anymore!" Enigmatic annoucer just sort of sighs.
Senior citizens. Old people.
TWILIGHT: THE BROODENING - As still photos
from the vampire movie Twilight, with goofy back vocals. The Best Looking
Vampire tries to explain to the New Girl why vampires sparkle in the sunlight.
Why is everything gray? And why is everything Dark, unexplains, and dangerous?
Who cares. Nerfed vampires.
BOOT TO THE HEAD - Another Frantics skit,
following up the Karate one. As part of his last will and testament, a rich guy
leaves all of his annoying relatives a 'Boot To The Head'. Dr. Demento. The
Lawyer gets a wolvarine in his shorts. Inheritance.
BLACK HOLE SHEEP - Very quick, goofy little
thing. The Common White Sheep. The Rare Black Sheep. And the rarer still.. Black
HOLE Sheep. Tries to make friends, but they keep getting sucked into him, along
with the whole universe. With the ground gone, he falls. Cartoony. Space time
anomylies.
HOUSE MD ANIMATED - Goofy pardy of that TV
show House. "Wait a minute.. this kid doesn't have a tumor, he's just lactos
intolerant!" Family Feud board, where only House seems able to get things right.
Kid's brain explodes "Oh my God it hurts!"
SATURDAY MORNING WATCHMEN - "The Watchmen"
as you've never seen them before. The cartoon version! The gritty, dirty graphic
novel becomes a bright and happy children's cartoon in this completely gaga
parody, complete with catchy theme song and everything. Harry Patridge. Joshua
Tomar voice acting.
WEEBL AND BOB: GOOBUSTER - The Weebl takes
on Ghostbusters for another short for Cadburry cream eggs. Redoing the
refrigerator and "Slimer" hotel scenes. "Don't cross the streams!" They do.
BOOOOOM!! The End of the World.
SCIENCE! - Goofy music video to The Dandy
Warhols "Science". A mad scientist at CERN narrows averts blowing up the
universe, and instead summons a raptor wearing a classy vest from the past. His
supervisor gets envious of his new drinking companion, so she traps the dino and
challenges him to a mech battle. They battle.. with Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Cartoony :)
MADNESS AGGREGATION - Aka "Madness Combat
9". The story continues. When we last left off the Savior had attacked and
damagaed Mr. Black's reality engine, causing storms of normality to start
rippling across the blood-red sky. Meanwhile, two tough individuals fight their
way up a road nearby leading to a mad science facility.. dragging Hank's corpse
along the way? What are they planning to do with him? Who lives, and who dies?
To be continued..
SPACE TUMOR - A touching short animation of
a soccer player who contracts a rapidly-growing tumor from a meteor that falls
from space. Doctors say he only has hours to live. What do you do in your last
few hours on Earth? He decides to play in the nights game anyway.
PROSTITUTE MICKEY 2 - Mickey returns to his
run-down dive with a super-fat Minnie and his junkie-friend Goofy. Minnie says
Donald died, but can't remember the number Mickey's supposed to call. The life
of an ex-Disney start has never been worse. Old School.
SNOWBALL COLLAB - Another take on the
Stickfigure violence thing, DragonballZ moves with snowballs, snow motion
brain-exploding impacts. These guys play for keeps.
STICK DUDE KILLING ARENA4:EXTENEDED - Guns,
knives, rocket packs, even a CGI helicopter. Pointless carnage has never been
quite this classy.
NUTTY ROOM - Music video to Adam Buxton's
BBC6 music show, old school scratchy black and white style, but well done. Kids
makes things out of other people's body parts. Goofy and catchy song. Halloween.
Insanity. Monty Python-ish.
2ND ANNUAL TANK AWARDS - Tom Pulp gives out
the Newgrounds Awards for this year, sort of short.
WEEBL AND BOB: GOOSHINE - Out in space,
Captain Weebl has punched a whole in the wall while trying to hang up a picture,
resulting in an air leak. He doesn't want to acknowledge that it's there. They
need to find a way to plug the hole. 2001. Space Travel. Science Fiction. Cream
Eggs. Easter.
IN MY ARMS COLLAB - A detail line art music
video to Jon Foreman's "In My Arms", a haunting song of love, or is it love
lost? Valentine's Day.
FOAMY - TECH SUPPORT V - Foamy the squirrel
calls tech support, gets a guy in India. "Guess what.. I gave my 2 weeks notice!
Go on, ask me something!" Foamy isn't getting answers anytime soon. "You got
fired, didn't you?" "Yes, it is true.." Non-PC.
NARWHALS - The Weebl attacks again. Sea
unicorns are larger than polar bears, jedi that stop Cthuhlu from eating you.
"Just don't letem touch your balls." More crazy loopyness. SpongeBob Squarepants
would like this one.
OPEN HERE - A stick figure tries to open a
box that says "Open Here" on it. Punches, kicks, lasers, missles, NUKES,
DRAGONBALLZ'S, Freezes, and does everything short of Atomizing it. Then a girl
walks up, and reads the instructions, and opens it. Guy can't believe it, and
pushes her out of the way to look inside. She dumps him into the box and closes
it. The box jumps a bit, then stops. The End. Moral: READ THE DIRECTIONS,
IDIOT!
SONIC SHORTS: VOLUME 5 - Yep, more fun
mini-fan-skits for the Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic competes in the Bejing Olypics,
gets a perfect 10 in diving, then almost drowns because he can't swim. Mario
tosses him a ring, but it vanishes as Sonic collects it. Baby robot bug learns
to drive. People keep mistaking Shadow and Silver for Sonic, driving him nuts.
Sonic finds Mechasonic's week spot, kicking him in the nuts. Knuckles punches
out Sonic while he eats a chili dog, Sonic goes DBZ on his butt. Annoying robot
helpers. Sonic is finally going to ask Amy out.. or is he? "I don't.. go that
way.." Tails WOOS! Amy goes scary DBZ Cthulhu on him. Tail tries to fly Sonic
out of water, but he needs to seriously diet. Dr. Egghead unleashes his ultimate
weapon.. his underwear. It works. Sonic can't take minor robot enemies
seriously. Egghead sends missles across space and time to destroy the annoying
screenwriters who water him down in G-rated kid's cartoon shows like Sonic X.
He's a manga villian dammit! Ending live action puppet show as the credits roll!
Rick Rolled. Awesome :)
THE FINAL ACT - A Pixar-quality 3D animated
mime does one more act for the audience.. pretending to hang himself. Don't like
Mimes? You'll like this. Short and sweet.
GIRLCHAN IN PARADISE EP1 - Egoraptor takes
a break from parodying video games.. to parody ALL ANIME INSTEAD! A short
original story full of dramtic eye closeups, girls with bouncing breasts,
shocking betrayals and names that are very, very, VERY DIFFICULT TO PRONOUNCE!
"I'm going to have to use.. my secret technique.. that only I can use.. because
of... (pause) (thinking) my bloodline.." "WOAH! Is it.. *THAT* bloodline?"
"Yes.. it's THAT BLOODLINE!!!" *Dramatic Noise* All out wacky. Joshua Tomar
voice acting. Plot devices. Reused animation. Naruto sucks.
SUPER MARIO BROTHERS EP 2 - A surprisingly
hardcore 3D animated tribute to The Brothers Plumber, beginning with Mario
taking down a DRAGON single-handedly, and Luigi witnessing an explosive airship
strike on a town. Realistic physics make the cartoony animation just a little
bit eerie, when the hammer doesn't work Mario uses a knife to cut the dragon's
throat. Explosions are crisp, instant, and disorienting. All bets are off.
ENDEAVOUR - A bizarre mind trip in a line
art world where a boy meets a fairy girl, and is seperated from her by an
accident. No words, only action and gestures. What actually happens is open to
interpretation, including wether the ending is good or evil. Valentine's Day,
or Halloween?
WALL-E AND R.O.B. - Pixar's cute little
robot meets Nintendo's 'giant' one as both toys come to life with stop motion
animation inside a human's studio. Wall-E wakes up ROB, who starts firing lasers
at him, creating a chase scene. EVA blasts Rob, but when Wall-E asks for a
handshake, she points the gun at him. Uh oh. Evil Valentine's Day.
DON'T WORRY, SON - A completely *MESSED UP*
*NSFW* short from that Angry Dog guy, about a mad scientist playing God, who
detonates an elephant as his son watches, completely horrifying him. Then he
shows his Son certain -alterations- elephant DNA can have on humans, like a
longer slong. As his Son gapes in horror, Dad cuts him to pieces and puts him
back together as a furry elephant, sort of. "I must.. continue the legacy.."
Totally, and completely random. *DO WORRY*
VALENTINE'S DAY 2009 - BarfQuestion's
unique VDay letter to his fiancee! "You've taken my heart, now it is safe from
the zombies!" As civilization is overrun by a zombie horde, two lovers enjoy
skipping coins over their heads, running them over with an ice cream truck, and
finally just cooking marshmellows out in the country while the city is filled to
the kills with walking dead. Happy go lucky music play in the background!
Enjoy!
IT'S A TANK! - A quick promotional for the
2nd Annual Newgrounds Tank Awards. Quick comedy skit as Tom Fulp, Mr. Newgrounds
himself, rushes to the garage as P-Bot (who looks a bit like Vincent from The
Black Hole?) starts giving birth.. chocolate sauce flying everywhere "It's a
TANK!" See what a master geek looks like.
LEFT4LOL - One smart girl and three stupid
guy AIs progress through Left 4 Dead. "The Game Hates You" no matter what she
does, teammates always jump right between her gun and the zombies, even when she
tries to shot her own brain! Just before reaching the Chopper, an AI insists on
healing the girl, resulting in giving a giant boss zombie enough time to catch
up and kill her when they both could have easily escaped. "Watch out for the
witch!" Of course, they don't listen, PEEING on her. She aggros. "SHUT UP!" the
witch blinks. The girl disconnects. The guys shrug and laugh. Video games and
you.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT - A goofy animated
music video collab to Kylie Minogue's song by the same name. Lots of cartoon fun
for Valentine's Day.
IF TREES COULD SPEAK - A black and white
odyssey into early memories by Jinnaboy, song by The Flashbulb. All the
important bits of life that stick in the mind, not told in order, just as they
come. Rustic folk music in the background. "But if trees could speak.. they'd
say very mean things.." Weird.
BEDTIME - A quick little animation with a
definite point.. a bedroom forms itself one shape at a time, then a guy walks
in, gets ready for bed, and slips into bed, then turns off the light. Stars and
the Moon shine out the window "Nothing is missing.." "Except You...." credits.
Valentine's Day. Invitations.
NEWGROUNDS IN A NUTSHELL - A completely
cartoonly super-fast parody of probalby 500 things you can find on Newgrounds,
from stick figures to There She Is to OVER 9000!!! to Mario and Sonic making out
to dress up games to Saladingers to Pico blowing EVERYTHING UP, . Wouldn't be
adult, except for all the penis shots. Foamy the squirrel, Strawberry clock.
Metal gear. Seizure! Parade of Internet Memes! Angry face.
IT'S A SIGN! - Love is in the air, which
makes Angry Face ANGRY! Then he sees a railroad crossing sign, and falls in
love! Then he gets hit by a train. Ouch. Happy Evil Valentine's
Day.
WEEBL AND BOB: WIZARD - The Weeble does a
very quick Wizard of Oz parody, which ends in the green monkey splashing water
on his own face after sending out the winged cadbury eggs. It's on drugs, you
know this already.
PROSTITUTE MICKEY - Very messed up,
although mostly by implication. Mickey's down on his luck, wearing high heels,
and one of his cheapskate Johns comes around, talking down his already cheap
prices. Pluto needs a new kidney, after all. You actually feel sorry for the
poor mouse.
HOW TO MAKE FREEZE POPS! - This is actually
just what it says.. a cartoon how to lesson in making your own popsicles! Add
sugar if you're using citrus, since freezing increases the
tartness.
GUNCHEST EPISODE 08_03 - The second to last
episode of Gunchest. This is the part where everyone starts to die. Good
luck.
THE LOVE TD AD - Cartoon informercial for
all those Geeky people out there! A well-dressed scientist has found a way to
bring love to those without it.. by selling human beings. "You can also get a
furry animal for the same or LOWER PRICE!" Geeky guy isn't quite convinced,
skeptisism is a good thing. Late night commericals. Valentine's
Day.
ZEITGEIST ADDENDUM R:2 - 2nd reel of an
information movie about how modern banking works, and the scary, when you look
at it, process by why banks can create money out of.. essentially nothing.
Perhaps that's why we're so screwed up..
APOCALYPSE PLEASE EP: 1A - Welcome to
Glenwood. A friendly walk in the meadow is disrupted as a giant meteor falls
from the sky. BOOM! Zombies, demons. But for the kids.. that darn essay is still
due! Growing up in the post-apocalytic world. Kids carrying guns to school? "No
change there." Sorta comedy.
MY WORLD OF NEWGROUNDS - Fun with video
editing as a guy make a 'My Newgrounds' video, full of his favorite things,
video games, personal accomplishments and the like. Being able to manipulate
fire is Cool.
MORTASHEEN - This is a bizarre cartoon
involving a lot of somewhat gruesome monsters.. yet the main character, a
platypus with a bandsaw blade for a beak, somehow comes across a bit likable and
toony as it tries to chase down a fleeing eyeball, having misadventures along
the way. Pile of skulls? Creepy. Pile of skulls opening their eyes one by one?
Bad place to be. Halloween.
CAT FACE 4 - The Weebl strikes again. In
this episode, Catface makes a horrible mess in the kitchen, just in time from
that Chef from Hell's Kitchen (Mr. Ramsay) to show up, and eventually have a
stroke from how disgusting everything. Fun with censorship bars! "Get the @#$@
out of my kitchen!!" It's actually Catface's kitchen. Cooking. Spits or
Swallows. Talks a little like Arthur.
CAT FACE 6 - The Balloon Cat returns. Box
cat joins in with the Christmas Spirit. Also leaves a gift for Mr. Ramsey.
Kitnapping Santa Claus?
CAT FACE 5 - Box cat gives Cat Face some
catnip.
REDEMPTION DENIED PT.2 - This actually
works pretty well on its own. In a black and white world, two men fight to the
death, caught by hate. You can feel the pain, even though the gore is just a
splash of red, and everything is stylized. Sad acoutic guitar plays. Feel the
viseral agony of being strangled. The friend of one guy comes with a gun, and
kills the attacker, but then realizes his friend is mortally wounded. The final
scene is an admitted remake of "Ilya Repin's godly painting named Ivan the
Terrible Killing his Son." Dark.
THE REAL LEGEND 3 -
A completely A-list parody of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarnia of
Time. Episode 3 - The fairy drags Link up a cliff to check out an odd
looking cloud, easily traveling the mountain while Link has to scratch
his way up and get hit in the head with boulders. The rock people still
punch others as a way of greeting. Town folk don't bat an eye as Link
walks in, smashes pottery and steals their money, then takes the roast
and leaves, giving the tavern wench a slap on the way. Death by Disco
Dancing. Link runs the HELL AWAY from the dragon! Then employs his
secret weapon. Fairy is awesome. Joshua Tomar voice acting.
LEFT 4 SPEED - Left For Dead
parody, in the Egoraptor "Awesome" style. Four overly stereotyped
personalities fight bizarre zombie hordes. Boss zombie vomits on one
player, making them vomit on another, and start a chain reaction,
grossing out the original boss zombie so he leaves. Stay away from the
creepy little girl! "But she's so.. COOL!" Doom for everyone. Super
high speed hilarious doom. When car alarms are a bad idea.
MEET THE SPY - Quick interview with the Spy
from Team Fortress 2. Good for surprises. Not so good for defense. Wearing a
piece of paper over your face was never so cool. Smoking kills, but not quite as
quickly.
IF YOU WERE GAY, ROY - Fan video to the
famous song from Avenue Q. Cute anime talking heads.
SKETCHY FRIENDS DANCE - *THIS IS A
CERTIFIED DRUG TRIP!* A series of semi-furry line drawings on a black background
come to life in time with the music, stretching and contorting and dancing, each
one it's own instrument in a BIZARRE midi song, National Zombie Attack. Pretty,
pretty colors. @_@
SMASH KINGDOM LOST LEVELS - Another series
of Smash Brothers Brawl parodies! Part of a project that wasn't completed, so
they releases the finished skits. Sonic's DragonballZ powers allow him to
destroy all four incarnations of Icarus before it wears off. The Flower boss
vomits on Kirby "This is so.. fucking.. DISGUSTING!" Snake sneaks in, boss says
he can use all the explosives he wants, but no guns. Earthbound kids gets mad as
Peach dodges all his lighting balls, so HE pulls a gun. Bang Bang. Donkey Kong
plays a rhythm game using Wario as a bongo. Fatality. Wolf knocks over Baby
Mario's blocks.
SUNDAYS - Animated music video to "Sundays"
by Daphne Loves Derby. Boy lets his imagination run wild, flies way up into the
clouds with an umbrella, meeting seagulls and strange magical creatures in the
process. Falls into the ocean, rides a dolphin, then a sea serpent, and a flying
sheep. A magical adventure of the imagination, almost like a children's book.
Lighthouse. And while dreaming, some of it comes to life.
PHOENIX "THE SLEDGE" WRIGHT - Phoenix Wrong
parody of the "Lawyers" video from Picnicface on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzBzdPkd58g The
fastest fast-talking lawyer on the planet wants you to do his wife. I think.
Maybe he wants yours?
FROM PLAYER TO PLAYA - The epic movie
trailer for a simple orange cone media player, who can do the filetypes the
pro's can't. Gets in a duel with Windows Media Player, turns him off. Just push
play! Added to your playlist. The story of an Icon! Computer tech support
fun.
EFN: EPISODE 1 - "Escape from Nevara", a
bizarre well animated stylish first chapter in what looks like a bizarre story
to come. In a twisted world, a Frankenstein-like cyborg monster awakens,
remembering something horrible that happened. Inside, the ghost of the original
owner wakes up, and battles to take his body back. Something about a promise
that's a lie.. you really have to see it, and ready the preloader comic to make
any sense out of it.
WITHOUT A MUSHROOM - A simple level of
Super Mario brothers goes bizarre as Luigi is head. "LUIGI!!!" animation goes
from spirit to weird 3D as Mario tries to tell his horribly mutilated brother
that everything will be alright. Luigi fades, then dies, but not before pointing
out the Goomba who did it to him. Mario does horrible hatefull Dragonballz, and
it goes back to sprite, with Mario stepping on the Goomba, who vanishes. That
was easy. Overacting. Nintendo.
TOMM-E - Wall-E parody. Kinda. Red robot
and blue robot make flash files, then submit them the Newgrounds in a religious
experience. Ooooooh. Sort of an in-joke.
GORILLA WARFARE - With real gorillas! Well,
cartoon ones. A little monkey finds himself storming a cliff covered with large
gorillas, all of which have modern military weapons (except for Donkey Kong, but
he's a cameo). The little guy dodges like crazy, then finds a chaingun by the
skeleton of another earlier monkey. Payback time. Rambo. Machine
guns.
LIKE POETRY - A very strange gothic
dreamscape flash, very sad a first, as a boy buries his dead cat. He has an
interesting dream that night, not sure what to make of it. The next morning, he
goes out, to see the grave, and finds a new tree growing there. Then the sun
rises. Sort of ends on a happy note. Very "Arty".
SOMETIMES, Y - "Meet Y. He's the letter..
that doesn't want to be a consonant." "Dad, I just want to be a vowel!" Dad
doesn't understand. Trailer for an epic movie that doesn't exist. "You can
Alpha-BET on it" Alternative lifestyles. Weird. Corny.
CAPTAIN FALCON HYES - A series of
non-sprite animated shorts involving Captain Falcon from Super Smash Brothers
Brawl, who says those annoying things like "Shoe me your MOVES!" Gets in a
manliness duel with Solid Snake "Who is more Manly?" Snake twitches, then
explodes. Quick, chaotic bits of Nintendo fun. Metal Gear.
HOSUE [SIC] - Like that show "House"? You
don't? Good, you'll LOVE this! A freaked out Elmira-like little girl makes big
eyes at the disgusting host of the show, who, after a prolonged staring war,
extends his head and swallows her like a python, which is witnessed by Wilson,
who freaks out. Then there's some breakdancing to the band Madness's "Our
House", just because it's wacky. Silly Halloween cartoony parody
fun.
RW: - Insane high-speed detailed
stickfigure fighting weapon gorefest. Again.
ONCE AT THE LESSON - A student at a complex
Calculus lesson decides to spend his time doodling instead, and navigates
several stick figures through the video game level he made using different goofy
tactics. Boredom and it's solutions. ADHD.
CoreyStuckInPurgatoryVIII - The bizarrely
stylish adventures of a guy from a trailer park who somehow gets stuck in
Purgatory with a weird well dressed butler. He falls into a cavern of gold
populated by a mad hermit, then he and the butlet find the sacred Lightbulb.
Don't ask me, I have no idea.
DANNO'S RUSH - Two guys who are both in a
hurry manage to get exactly in each other's way as Cowboy Beboop music plays,
each going left as the other goes left. They get in an anime-style fight, until
finally both get one step away from each other, and they both run past each
other. Sometimes cooperation is the answer. Hurry. Race.
BLOCKHEAD: EPISODE 11 - It's random, do I
have to tell you this? The Swain strikes again as Blockhead breaks his homeless
friend out of the mental institution, dresses up in a dragon suit, uses some
power lines for a hammock and leaves the house so clean his Conscience (that old
guy sitting in the chair) gets suspicious. Oh, and he thinks it's Ghostmas too,
a day early. And he tries to scam some movie tickets.
SERPENT'S GRAVE :PITCH: - A public animated
pitch for an independant movie in the works, about a mermaid sent to England in
the 1940's to teach mankind how to get along with her people. Conflict between
militant humans and merfolk set in the era of WWII. The movie should be
something to see, the trailer looks professional so far.
FAGELSKRAMMAN (German for "The Scarecrow")
- "Life sure is tough for a scarecrow.." being bombed by birds, used for target
practice, enduring wind and rain and snow, year after year, a scarecrow finally
sheds a tear.. and is reborn as a bird. The End. Beautiful ending
music.
WEATHER MAN - Welcome to Calamity Street.
In this episiode, two News Anchors get on the Weatherman's case, for calling up
yet another week of excessive rain, cold and snow "Um.." Killing the
messenger.
$00pah NiN10Doh! - "Super Nintendo" Another
super collaboration of Nintendo freaks! Princess Peach gets all the luck in
Mario Party, and that's a literal statement. Kirby takes out the disturbing
looking enemy ship without really trying. Otaku Pokemon Snap XXX photographer
snaps one anthropomorphic Pokemon babe after another. The Ducks exact WWII
reverge on That Damn Dog from Duck Hunt. Fox takes time to oggle Krystal while
she's stuck in the crystal, she gets him for it later. Gratituous furry Pokemon
beach babe action. The Four Links form a dysfunctional adventuring party. Ditty
tries to ask out his sister. Wario still sucks, but his minigames are awesome.
Sigeru Miyamoto is stranded on a planet ruled by his own creations. Mr. Game and
Watch is a bad chef. The Hand hurts itself in the final battle. Ike from Smash
Brothers Brawl sighs and looks at you "I'll be you people don't know ANYTHING
about Fire Emblem." Starfox deals with Drama within the team. The Nintendo
Management can't think of anymore themes for pokemon after 5 generations. A
Tetris piece's son doesn't look like his dad. Solid Snake "METAL GEAR!!" goes
insane and defeats the final Smash Brothers Brawl boss, only for Gigglypuff to
sing The Ending Song and put everyone to sleep. AWESOME!!! Adult, but not
-overly- so. PG-17 maybe.
MARIO'S CASLTE CALAMITY - Rapid-fire Mario
parody! Mario's can't seem to destroy that castle from Mario Brother's 3 (the
one where it gets destroyed differently every time). Dynamite, using friends as
projecticles, bombs, poison shrooms, cannons, geting his head eaten by fish..
NOTHING works. Mario has a terrible horrible no-good very bad day. Yay! Fast and
funny.
SNOWBOT - Original animation with original
music. A lonely little robot lives in a dark world, but he has a guitar. And
with every note he plays, it gets just a little brighter. Wonderful music and
video combo, in time with each other. Robot finally makes a gift out of himself,
waiting for you to open it to replay the song. Merry Christmas! Valentine's
Day.
NG SKETCHBOOK TOUR 08 - A massive project
featuring single sketchbook page drawings from the majority of arists on
Newgrounds, each one with their name verbally announced by The Swain and a small
animation of their name and some bio information. A Who's Who of
Newgrounds.
THE W FORCE - EPISODE 1 - Cronicles of a
bunch of weird purple-clothed mercenaries tasked to protect The King, a mini
Grimace-like retard with a big gun. After interviewing a guy with no face for an
opening, the manager goes to investigate a Space Slug that's apparently invaded
the control room, attracted by the Peanut Butter the king is eating. It's an
endangered species? "Oh great." The King blows it away. Oh GREAT! Joshua Tomar
voice acting. How to edit Wikipedia to cover your tracks.
DISTORTED VIEW - TRAIN TRACKS - Video to
the wacky audio podcast known as Distortedview.com In this episode, the DJ takes
on the case of two 13-year-old girls who died after deciding to sunbathe on
railroad tracks. "Time for an Insensitive Reenactment!" Like, totally blond. And
zombified. "Oh, something's coming down the tracks! What could it BE??" Boom.
Gore. Whammy from Press Your Luck game show takes your picture. Public service
annoucements.
SUNSHINE THE PARAKEET - A human thinks his
pet parakeet is happy. Zoom in to see the furry version, who's depressed,
trapped and suicidal, although nothing seems to work. And there's crap
everywhere. Author "Yes, we do like Ren & Stimpy" Furry, if sorta
dark.
GUNCHEST EPISODE 08_01 - Things look bad.
Not only is Gunchest #45 having bizzare flashbacks of memories that aren't his,
but the Bleeding Fist, a group of human geniuses reanimated from the dead as
robots, are planning to use a captured radio tower to send a frequency that
burns out all the ankhs in the robot brains of all robots in the city. How do
they know how to do this? Because they -created- the ankh systems. Sophia (The
Lady in Red) and Big Shoulder (a robot reanimated lab gorilla) try to tell their
masters to stop, only to be torn apart by The Green Man. An army of near
indestructable Bombbots are wrecking the city police force. Who can help now?
Time for some serious korean anime action! Long series, see it from the
beginning! The end is coming soon.
SPEED ANIMATION 6:CHRISTMAS BATTLE PARTY -
Not totally random, but pretty close sometimes! Done as a training exercise,
this 15 minute animation was done in 4 days with 7 energy drinks. Spike, Kik and
Maloc are three limited animation teenagers searching for life, love, happiness,
and prize money if they can find it, but mostly try to keep viewers around as
the ADHD clock counts when they need to do something 'interesting' every 10
seconds. A goofy gameshow evolves into an epic quest to save a jaded Santa Claus
who decides to stay in a perpectual Halloween Party. A combination of pointless
battle, goofy humor, sarcasm and almost painful true emotion somehow work
together and win you over, a case of excellent writing and directing making you
forget the art is simple, yet effective. Santa really doesn't look nearly the
same away from camera. Evil Christmas and Merry Christmas both. From the maker
of the "Snow Snow for Lucy" animated short.
BITEYCASTLE CHRISTMAS - Short happy(?)
episode where a drunk Santa Claus hits the bottle, sings, plays with himself
(that is, a Christmas ornament of himself on the tree), laughing manically, then
passes out and knocks over the tree, all of it witnessed by an alarmed little
boy who will probably be traumatized. Merry Christmas!
FROST'D - A little boy invites Frosty the
Snowman over for hot chocolate. Frosty mmmms, enjoying the marshmellows "But.. I
didn't add any marshmellows.." Oh no, Frosty is melting, and the door's jammed.
Goofy horror. Evil Christmas. "Help.. me...."
SANTA'S GREEN DILEMMA - Santa arghs as
economic problems reach the North Pole in this politically incorrect celebration
of modern Christmas. An elf tries to convince Santa not to outsource everything
to China with cyborg reindeer and a diet plan. Sometimes it's not wise to "Go
Green". Environmentalism. Goofy Christmas.
SPIDER-POWERS FOR XMAS 2 - In this happy
musical celebration, a kid only wants one thing for Christmas.. Spiderman
powers. And if he doesn't get them, he'll freak out. Then a villian hijacks the
Sleigh. Goofy Christmas. Superheros. Then an elf talks to him as the walls start
flashing, freaking the kid out. Lovely music with only the occasional bit of
swearing. Goofy Christmas. Jason Stafu is evil. Epic! Awesome. Elves stage a
revoltion.
SCHOOL 13 - I H8 X-MAS - A Russian kid
never gets what he wants for Christmas. Russian with English subtitles. Parents
want Dima to go buy them some alcohol. Probably not a good move.
THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS - The guy who does
the Floating Hands Xmen things tells the story of a Mom who catches her son
playing Dungeons and Dragons, and thinks the game is evil. "But Mom, it's just a
game, like Bunko!" "Oh, I like Bunko.." Moms starts rolling the dice, then gets
evil eyes and starts making things float around the room "Uh guys? I think we
should call it a night.." Magic Missles at the Darkness. Sort of.
PRESS START: SIDE QUEST - A video game RPG
guy wants to buy some potions. The witch wants a letter of recommendation. "A
-what-?" Thus begins a rapid-fire series of goofy side quests that must be done
before the character can move forward, like getting water for an npc who won't
move 15 feet to get it. Zelda references. Random comedy goodness.
SNOWKITTY ADVENTURE - A cute furry kitty
brings her snowman to life, which promptly turns evil and chases her, firing at
her hiding spot with a bazooka as rinky dink Christmas music. She gets even with
a mech made of hair dryers, melting him. Evil Christmas? Music is Come All Ye
REMIX.
NIGHT OF THE WARHOG - A COMPLETELY RANDOM
funny sitcom clip involving Shadow the Hedgehog, a floating tentacled friend he
lots to fire a machine gun at, haunted house ghosts and Santa Claus, which of
course Shadow blows away with extreme prejudice. Just plain weird, good if you
don't want to use the left side of your brain for a while. Sonic.
RETRO XMAS - Pitfall Harry of Atari 8-bit
fame makes his way to the right as rinky dink Christmas music plays, until he
gets to the North Pole, grabs Santa and pulls him out of his sleigh, then
hijacks it. "Fuck Xmas, sincerely: The Jews" Music by Waterflame. Evil
Christmas.
THE 33RD CHRISTMAS - A family goes
completely gaga for Christmas, tearing open presents and bouncing about
everywhere. Then, halfway through, we suddenly go to Jesus on the cross. He
blows one of those party whistles, then ends up eating it with a cough. At the
cross next door, another prisoner is punching buttons on a cell phone, producing
an endless stream of ringtones. Jesus arghs. "Happy Birthday Jesus! (be careful
what you wish for)" Evil Christmas.
MERRY THANKSMAS! - A Pilgrim and an Indian
welcome you to Thanksgiving.. and are interupted by Santa Claus, so fat his
belly is bursting out of his outfit, chair held up by two panting reindeer.
Santa plans to take over Thanksgiving, drawing angry responses from the two.
Turkey "I don't know.. I think Santa's got something here." Then Satan shows up.
"You two.. KNOW each other..?" Evil Christmas, although it's more goofy than
anything else. Political incorrectness.
NOT SO FUNKY - A furry feline fiddler
applies her craft in this stylish purple world, a music video to "Not So Funky"
by Oro on the audio portal. Crow people, a human sinking into the ocean as ships
flash to the beat in the background, an audio visual odyssey of dance. Song is
at http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/87666
DOODLE BATTLE - Two bored students decide
to start a pencil and paper war, begining with two dueling stickmen and then
ending up with tanks, planes, and even a nuke, which dedonates after the teacher
catches the piece of paper and throws it in the trash. Art creating life as well
as imitating it.
ZANTA CLAWS II - The guys from Eddsworld
recieve that message that Zanta, Sant's horrible undead nemesis, has kidnapped
him -again-, then they explode. "Oh crap, why do I have to save Christmas -every
year-?" Flying cars hitchhiking on planes. Storming the castle, resisting the
temptation of the Presents, which give them whatever they desire, such as a
swimming pool full of cola. The final showdown. Awesome! Be good kids. Evil
Christmas.
FISHERMAN? - A bit of slightly obscene
comedy as a hiker runs into a rude fisherman. He decides to get even, first by
peeing in the water then coming up with a plan.. an alternative way to catch
fish that seems to work a -lot- better than using a hook and line. The fisherman
watches this, then tries it, then a speedboat roars past him. "@#$#@$@!!!!"
Kinda sick, but who cares.
THE IPHONE SHUFFLE - Introducing the new,
reasonably priced iPhone alternative aimed at teens who have almost no
disposable income. It only has one button! "Push it, and you'll call -someone-!"
Buddies, Grandma, your EX?? Joshua Tomar voice acting. Capitalism.
Apple.
ACROSS THE UNIVERSE Ep.1 - A boy finds a
strange metal in the ruins of a crashed meteor. Then a strange spaceman appears,
opens his EMPTY helmet, and beams of light come out, piercing the boy. He wakes
up. Was it all a dream? "3 years ago.. something happened to me.. I don't know
what it was, but I can FEEL it.." Then it starts getting really
spooky.
When the space girl with a gun tells you to
go with her, don't hesitate. TBC.
THE PIPER'S WALTZ - A stylish 3D animated
wood puppet that looks almost real. Wooden arms lift a paper cutout of the Pied
Piper of Hamlin out of the box, who then uses his flute to summon and remove a
crowd of rats, but when he reaches for the money it vanishes too, so he summons
the children, crumples THEM up, and then retreats into the box, which glow red.
Short, stylish, fairy tale with a moral. Only a little disturbing.
CHRISTMAS PILL - How does Santa get around
the world in only one day? The short answer: Drugs. Santa goes on an all-night
pill-pounding present-delivering binge. Then... he runs out of pills, goes GAH..
and collapses inside a kid's house "Santa?" Festive music from Carmen in the
background. Don't do drugs kids. Evil Christmas, although it's not as dark as it
sounds, Santa lives. Overwork.
FRANK JONES - Flash music video to Fly
Amero's song from Cracked Country Christmas, co author of "Twisted Christmas".
Two neighboors get in the ultimate Wild West Christmas Light-stringing duel, as
the narrator pulls all the stops trying to outdo the infamous Frank Jones with
increasingly gaudy Christmas displays, ending in a showdown that burns the
electrical grid for miles around. Evil Christmas! Merry Christmas.
THE HIT - Goofy Film Noir, 3D animation
short. A cop goes to his car, then stops, notices a hit man approaching, and
puts his hands up. The assassin grins, and points his gun with relish.. right
before bright lights illuminate him, and he turns to see a sports car barreling
down at him as he stands in the street. The cat hits the assassin, who flies
into the air in slow motion Matrix style. The cop grins, grabs his own gun, and
shots the hitman before he hits the ground. Boom. The cop grins "Remember to
look both ways before crossing the street!" Public Services messages that are
AWESOME. Funny.
SOMNIUM - "For all who dream" A dreamer's
jounrey into a world created and shaped by music. Awakening into a black and
white world, facing a dark door and having no idea what's on the other side..
having the courage to -open- -that- -door- and witness a world with color. The
dreamer becomes a magician, then a demigod.. and then.. he wakes up. "Wow."
Albert Einstein quote at the end. Beautiful.
LOVE SONG - Santa sings Barry White's
"Can't Get Enough Of Your Love Baby" to Mrs Claus, ending up mending relations
with her, and they fly off to an ice cream planet together. Actually very well
directed, even if the drawing style is a bit rounded. Music videos. Merry
Christmas!
GOAT 51 - Fun little animation where a goat
wanders up to Area 51 and notices all the security, as well as all the beautiful
green grass on the other side. "Fun Fact: Goats Can't Read." The goat wanders
in, and manages to make a complete mess of the top secret government facility,
escapes a nuclear bomb in a refrigerator (ala Indiana Jones) and frees an alien,
who then rescues the goat from the "No Way Out" fence. The goat chews the tasty
grass. The End!
MAX & WATCH - A goofy, detailed music
video -thing- where HotDiggedyDemon (human) breakdances with Mr. Game and Watch
(from those only handheld games from who knows how long ago) Weird, random and
cool, Mr. Watch goes back to his home universe for a bit, walking in two
animated back and forth movements, says hello to the family, almost gets eaten
by an octopus. Nostalgia.
The Important Mission - DomoFlashVideos.
The King sends The Warrior out of a dangerous mission to retrieve a golden
hammer. Traps, foes, Kill Bill music marks this quest. Finally, battered and
bloody, the Warrior returns with the hammer.. which the King uses to crack nuts
with. It's good to be King.
A LITTLE ANIMATION - Cute quick line
drawing animation of a sketched girl drawing a sketched guy, who comes to life.
She blinks, he smiles, and they kiss. The end! :) Valentine's Day. Short and
sweet.
GUNCHEST EPISODE 06_02 - Finally, some of
the backstory of Gunchest comes to light in a strange memory, that seems to be
trying to take control of #45.. history of the Ankh, and how one scientist
learned to combine human dna and robotics to generate supernatural power. The
identity of the Bleeding Fist leaders comes to light also, and they might be a
little too close to home..
D2FX: JUICEBOX - "A STUPIDLY EPIC story
about getting juice.." one lego friend asks another for a drink, the other goes
to get him a juice box. Thus starts the deep sea fishing tale of hunting down
the Great White Juicebox and braving the high seas. Makes Deadliest Catch look..
well, more realistic.
NG API AD TUTORIAL - Hands-on directions
for adding adds to your flash files, so you can make money from people who watch
your flashes on NG?
PRESS START: DEVIL MAY CRY - Count Vile is
in Hell, and his one phone call doesn't go so well. "Vlad you've died a few
thousand times, help me out there!" Disconnected. Until he challenges Satan for
control of hell, and Satan slips on a banana peel. "Hey Vlad.. guess what I just
did!" Yay for video game references.
MONTY PYTHON'S FINAL FANTASY 1 - Which
animated short of the Red Mage fighting the Black Knight, with the audio from
the Holy Grail going on in the background "That was just a flesh
wound!"
BILL COSBY POKEMON RAP - A goofy animation
made for a goofy song that combines a lot of 'Bill Cosby' parody sound clip from
Family Guy and the Simpsons. Jazz, Pokemon, Jello Pudding, Kodak Film, Rap
Music, Brain Damage, and Skiing. Also an Easter Egg, although I haven't found it
yet.
GEARS OF AWESOME - Another totally messed
up Egoraptor video game parody! The Marines pointlessly growl and maul things.
The aliens say hello, that's a bad idea. Then a magical train shows up and takes
them to candy mountain lollypop land. Does it makes sense? No. Who cares. Easter
Egg. Some voices by TomaMoto.
ANGRY DOG - LIZARD TYRANT - The second
chapter. The new Lizard Mayor continues his plans on covering the city with heat
plastic, then unleashes Raptors which start devouring others. Bear reflects that
someone is breaching the dimensional barrier. Angry dog fights the raptors, and
accidentally opens the portal.. naturally a T-Rex comes out. How will this all
end? Actually, you're wrong..
PROFITEROLES - Animated by Wonchop, music
by TheWeebl of Badger Badger fame! The world is being taken over by English
Donuts filled to explosive levels of cream! Giant Profiteroles blow up The Effel
Tower and Big Ben. BOOM! Another catchy Weebl song that infinitely loops! It
will be your doom! Food.
SONIC EPILOGUE FULL MOVIE - A fan flash
about Sonic the Hedgehog, fully animated rather than sprite, with Tails as the
main character, having a flashback where he meets Sonic, they become friends,
Sonic gets captured and injected with someone that turns him evil, the reunion,
and finally Tails having to finish him off. Pretty deep, sadness, regret. Song
is "Break You Open" by Vanatom from DeviantArt. Reminds me a little of Kingdom
Hearts.
FALLOUT 3 MEL'S ADDICTION - One blocky
cartoon character's cousin gets addicted to Fallout 3, starts slowly turning
into a zombie who drinks from a toilet, thinkig it will give him HP. His blue
friend tries to help, with mixed results.
MARIO POWN 2.0 - Jacked out on caffinee
beyond reason, Mario DEMOLISHES Level 1-1 of the classic Super Mario Brothers
game, performing spazz maneuvers that are weirdly perfectly in time with the goofy
soundtrack. COFFEE. DRUGS. Fast, fun
and awsome :) Music video. Bizarre.
MK VS DCU - Mortal Kombat vs the DC Comics
Universe! Begins innocently with a fight between Sub-Zero and Batman, showing
off their goofy sprite-fight moves. Then Superman joins, and has to fight
Scorpion. "GET OVER HERE!" Then just about -everybody- shows up and it's a
choatic battle royale!
WILD SALMON IN TROUBLE - A serious flash
that teaches the life cycle of salmon with beautiful cartoon graphics and a
background vocal. Starts mostly educational, then goes into salmon farms, and
how they keep the level of Sea Lice (salmon-feeding parasites that usually die
off after the adults do) high in the rivers all year, and kill many of the
salmon hatchlings, then links to the group's website for more information.
Salmon and You.
SCHOOL 13 - STREET MAGIC - A young hip
magician tries to impress a new guy with a series of actual magic tricks,
turning day into night, creating fire in his hands, and finally summoning a
giant teddy bear, but the guy just shrugs it all off. Then the mage tries some
'tricks' like chasing pigeons away by going SHOO, and does that 'pull off your
fingertip thing', freaking the guy our. Goofy.
THE GREATEST IDEA EVER - Two bored
scientists in europe blow bubbles, make sounds with their mouths.. and then
EUREKA! "Let's build the world's largest Hadron collider!" Only a small chance
that it will destroy the world with a black hole. Everyone on the planet think
it's a great idea, including flower children. "So when are you going to turn it
on?" "Maybe we shouldn't do this.." Science must go on! Half Life,
anyone?
COGS OF WAR 2 - Fast and funny parody of
Gears of War 2, where two marines are faced with a series of ever-stranger
circumstances "What are all these things?" "What's going on with this?" "We're
gonna ride WHAT?" "What's happening here?" "I have no idea." Sketch comedy.
Exploding giant worms = Red outfit.
THE HOMELESS VAGABOND - In a heavily
stylished animated music video (Le Premier Rendez-Vous by Monkeybacon, link in
the text desc) a homeless fellow longs for more out of life, so he fashions some
trash in the park into the shape of a working guitar, and puts his heart into
the music. From rags to riches.
CHRIS & HARRY - What begins as an
innocent offer of cake turns silly and DragonballZish as one guy has an alergic
reaction, that makes him cough up a laser that destroy the moon! Begin the
pointless Burly Brawl Agent Smith Matrix anime fight scene music! How not to
solve an argument.
INANIMATED - Two police who have no idea
what they're doing interrogate a homeless guy in an office suit. Thus begins the
(goofy) torrid story of a guy given a chance to leave the street by his demented
cardboard box, who happens to be the boss. The psycho box makes life hell for
him, so he eventually attacks the box after the silly Alfred Hitchcock suspense
ramps up to the critical level. Dilbert would love this place.
A TOURNAMENT FOR A BRIDE - DOMOFlashVideos,
a goofy contest offers a really cute girl as a BRIDE to the winner of a
televised battle royal event! Naturally, it attracts every bizzare goofball from
miles around, including samurai pigs, minotaurs, one cute little bird you
-don't- want to make angry, and a frog with some serious moves! Who will win?
What will happen when they DO? Stay tuned! Furry. Valentine's Day.
HOW NOT TO TIME TRAVEL - R-rated story of
a dweeb who finds a garbage truck that turns out to be a time machine. He starts
messing with history, starting with warning himself that his girlfriend is going
to give him crabs, and goes on to save Abraham Lincoln, shoot Hitler, shoot
-himself- warning himself that shooting Hitler will spray his shirt with blood,
gains a fortune and delivers a truckload of beer and hookers to the American
Constitutional Convention, getting Ben Franklin so trashed he throws up on the
Constitution, and they have to rewrite the thing with the Dweeb's help. All told
in rapid-fire first person commentary. Awesome! Funny as hell. Comedy. Back to
the Future? Dr. Who?
GOOD SAMARITAN - DOMOFlashVideos, the
foxtailed girl has lost a coin! She says she'll like anyone who finds it and
brings it back to her, so all the guys look for it. Then they find the Little
Bird has it.. and a battle ensues. Then it turns out the coin it's for her..
it's for that BULL METEOR GARDEN GUY AGAIN! WHAAAAA!!! #4 in that series :) The
End? Evil Valentine's Day.
ME BILL - A very deep, experimental short
film. A conveyor belt is running, where rainbow-colored people are unconcious,
and having a colorful orb removed from their chests, turning them grey, where
they are then fitted with grey work ties. A red guy wakes up early, and sees
what's happening, and tries to escape, but gets hit by a truck. A surgeon
removes every precious thing from his chest, and finally the sphere, but the
Red/Grey guy wakes up and fights him for it, then ends up jumping off a
building, prefering to die with his sphere than surrendering it. He ends up dead
on the pavement, his sphere taking a hit, and turning grey itself, while all
around grey people with ties are singing.. happily to the music. Did he do the
right thing? Doom.
SUDDEN REMAKES 1 - Arnold Swartzennegger
plays the role of Luke Skywalker in this parody remake of the Destroying the
Death Star scene from Star Wars. He busts out his Commando powers to save the
day. Strange remakes.
NOBADON & THE LITTLE GIRL - A cute,
friendly dinosaur meets a little girl. He's happy at first.. but instead of
giving him a hug, she jumps -inside- him, then starts cutting him open, turning
him into a house one annoying step at a time, while he blinks and watches. She
finds a guy who loves to eat dinosaur cutouts, they have kids, and the poor dino
is sitting there for months. Then he gets a brochure from the sky on a way to
escape, blows up a balloon, and waves, flying away, all the while relaxing easy
listening music is playing. Psycadelic. Drugs. Just plain weird. Furry. Always
best to treat people right.
PROFESSOR LAYTON PT.3 - All the professor
wants to do is tell the boy with the blue hat and the girl a bedtime story. But
the ADD blue-hatted freak keeps spouting "BASEBALL!" "TOUCHDOWN!" and random
things until the professor totally loses his mind and starts smacking him
around, as the poor girl shivers under the covers. Passive Aggressive. Want to
meet the most annoying person in the world?
OBAMA VS MCCAIN - A quick bit of political
fun as McCain and Barrack Obama become Pokemon, and engage in battle with a
series of ironic powers. "Palin strikes Obama with CUTENESS! It has no effect"
lol. "Le Gasp, Obama is evolving!" Gains sunglasses "Obama has evolved into the
President!"
DARK KNIGHT INTERROGATION - A goofy
cartoonish remake of the Joker Interrogation scene in The Dark Knight, where
Commissioner Gordon tries to learn where Dent is from the Joker, and they bring
Batman in to play 'bad cop'. Lots of strange wordplay, sillyness, weird
psychology. Voice work by Egoraptor.
ROCKOONS 2 - The heavy metal raccoon band
is back with a new animated music video! A lightning strike hits a haunted
house, letting a Wraith Raccoon enter our world, to sing a cover of Journey's
song "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)" (After you click 'Play' you then have to
click on the TV knob to start the show) Meanwhile, another lightning strike sets
the house on fire.. how will it end? Furry! Ghosts. Happy Halloween. 80's
music.
THREE'S HORRIBLE - Sort of a take on
Three's Company.. except the 3 in question are Dracula, Frankenstein, and the
Wolfman. The VERY Odd Couple. Wolfie isn't impressed with Drac's hairpiece. "It
would be easier if I could see my own reflection!" Frank wants Wolfie to change
the TV channel, threatening to smash in the wall. Wolfie oohs.. and casually
lights a cigarette lighter. Frank GAHS! Fire Bad! Awesome Halloween
dyfunctionality. Situation comedy. Part 1?
THE DANGERS OF HALLOWEEN - A public service
annoucement for a paranoid universe disturbingly similar to our own. A News
Anchor that would fit in well on the Family Guy TV show details all the horrible
things that could, theoretically, happen on Halloween. Psychos cutting off baby
gums and selling them as candy. "Which started a new flavor of Gum.. Baby Gum,
Gum!" "Sand.. innocent powder.. or tiny glass KNIVES? Stay tuned!" Spits or
Swallows. Food. Happy Halloween. "Ironic, isn't it? Yes, it -IS-" Tomamoto voice
acting. Comedy.
BEELZEPHOENIX - Phoenix Wrong does a music
video to Tenacious D's "Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) in the Pick of Destiny
album, where they challenge the Devil to a Rock off. Lots of swearing, but
artistically done :) Works perfectly with the sprites, the Judge does a drum
solo. Apparently Ten D has -2- albums called 'The Pick of Destiny', one clean,
the other one explict. Well, this is from the explicit one.. the clean one is
actually kinda funny on iTunes, it's pretty obvious what the changes are
:P
SING YOU SINNERS - A Black and white
tribute to the old school Swing song of the same name. Not the Manhattan
Transfer version, the classic one. Old style music video as a kid enters a
haunted house inspite of all the warning signs to stay out. Dead sings the song
to him. Better dance now, the Devil don't allow no music down at the River
Styx.
EDD EGG - SAW - In a parody of the horror
movie, A goofy English guy awakens chained to a bathroom pipe with a tape player
and some cleaning supplies in view. The tape instructs him that he'll find the
key he needs if he cleans the toilet, and if he doesn't electricity will fry him
in 20 minutes! One bind after another.. and then the owner of the mysterious
voice is revealed! Comedy.
JIGSAW - Another Saw parody! A guy wakes up
in chains, and recieves The Talk from an evil death mask, who gives a speech,
then blinks, and asks they guy to stop staring at him. The guy "I'm sorry.. but
I'm deaf, and I can't read your lips.. because you DON'T HAVE ANY! Can you get
flash cards or something?" Evil Face looks constipated. The End.
SCHOOL 13 Halloween special. Another SAW
parody. A kid wakes up in chains, and gets a video from Mr. Naruto Swirly Face,
who says he doesn't respect history, and has to retake a test he failed. Except
that he can't reach the table, or uses his hands for the pen. And he has 13
seconds. Russian language with subtitles. Goofy, sort of..
FALLEN ANGEL EPISODES 1 (Parts 1-3) - "My
name is Sara, I'm 22 years old.. and everyone I know is dead." thus begins a
story of escalating violence, starting in the modern day and ending in nuclear
war, WWIII. A nuclear sub launches missles right in front of the beach where
Sara is sunbathing. She has -X- minutes to get to a safe zone. Living a
nightmare, from a first-person perspective. EMP blasts cause chaos, even before
Zero Hour. War is Hell, even before we lose the important landmarks. All of it
done in beautiful realism and color. Sara's story -begins- with the end of the
world. Stay tuned.
EDDSWORLD: MATT SUCKS - Eddsworld Halloween
Special. Matt gets turned into a vampire, and tries to bite the other guys in
the house, enduring a few misadventures. They find out about it, and test out
the vampire stake machine gun.. killing themselves in the process. Matt "Now
that's just not fair." he goes outside into the sunlight. Boom. Happy
Halloween.
SKETCHED - PREGNANCY TEST - A clueless
business executive argues with a corporate scientist over adding more features
to their Pregnancy Test product. "They PEE on it?" "Well, yes sir.." "I don't
want to make a product people PEE on!" Top comes off like a pen cap, but people
can't write with it. "It only works once? Lets make it reusable and double the
price." Sketch comedy. Commercials. Completely off the wall.
CINDERELLA - DOMOFlashvideos. The Warrior
meets the girl of his dreams, but she runs away before midnight, leaving only a
goofy anime slipper. Misadventures as an assistant tries it on everyone in the
kingdom. Then.. success, it's her again! They spin and dance together.. and then
Midnight hits, and BOOM! It's the BULL from METEOR GARDEN AGAIN! ARRRGH! #3
:)
THE LEGEND OF MIYAMOTO - One day, Shigeru
Miyamoto is walking down the street, and spies a Mario pipe, looks, slips, and
ends up in Mario Land. He relies on his own video game creations, Mario, Link
and Donkey Kong, to get back home, entering the pixilated world.
ILL FATE: EP.1 - An this
professional-looking carnival of horrors, a mastermind with an animated talking
hat bend on the destruction of the universe gets his mad scientist minion to
open a portal to somewhere else with the help of a fragile creature made of the
influenca virus found on a peacekeeping mission that blew everything nearby up.
It's stylish as hell, so what if it doesn't quite make sense! TBC
DE_DUST2 - Stick figures battle it out on
that one map of Counterstrike that everyone plays. Meet The Pro, The Camper, The
Dumbass, The Lagger, and many others, a carnival of all the people you've met in
one form or another, now assembled into one super anti-team.
Teamwork?
BOWSER'S KINGDOM, THE MOVIE - The moomba
and the koopa from all those other fashed get an impossible mission from
Bowser.. dress up as Mario and Luigi, and steal the princess! Will it work? ...
probably not. Especially since on reaching the castle they learn a lot of
unknown things -about- Mario and Luigi as the gay toad guard winks to them.
Peach is so annoying they want to throw her out of the balloon. I'm sure it will
all end well... Gooma needs to eat a mushroom? "I can't eat this.. it's
canibalism!" How to trash Mario Kart in 30 seconds while being chased. LONG!
Sprite fight!
FERRETS! - One ferret tries to cheer up
another one with a happy song! "I sing about all the things in the world that
make my happy!" A bit of Charlie the Unicorn in style, begins simple and sweet,
then, of course, it gets twisted, bit by bit. "One day I will eat your brain and
it will be GREAT! So let's sing about the things we like and meet your fate!
^_^"
Eh, people always knew ferrets were evil
anyway, right? Furry! Humor. Don't worry be happy
PARODYRANGERSTHEMOVIE 1-3 - The Rangers
confront the Purple menace, who notes Zoron still likes to hire kids "We're not
teenagers, we're adult actors -playing- teenagers." And trust me, that's not
gonna make you feel any younger" Purple guy almost says he's Darkwing Duck.
Fighting mice. Red guy "WHAT TIME IS IT!??" Nobody knows, red guy arghs "..it's
morphing time." Purple guy invades the base, their powers are gone? Red guy
can't handle it. TBC!
Joshua Tomar did voices for this one flash
TOO? That guy is everywhere.
MADNESS - SOLIPSISTIC PART 1 - A scientists
is punished for a faulty laser used to dissect an alien, so they lock him up and
perform experiments on him. After pronlonged torture, he gains telepathic
powers. Uh oh. Begin the station lockdown sequence. TBC
FW: - More stick figure fighting madness!
An arcane swordsman makes his way across the scrolling landscape, fighting
people with guns, lightning arcs, and finally mechanical monstrosities in this
very details and fast-paced smashfest.
GUNCHEST EPISODE 04_02 - The next episode
of the professional anime-like series. Battle on the highway as the Burning
First try to active a secret weapon. Black (white guy with the big gun) fights
the Lady in Red, and amazingly holds his own for a bit before Gunchest
#45 enters the scene. Big (the blocky self-aware mech thing) fends off bullets
until the 'monster' activates. Is it Gunchest #1? #45 has some strange dreams..
just before the car gets nuked. Stay tuned!
CUP O DEMOCRACY - Captain Capitalism takes
a letter from a Confused Constituent, about how to pick a President. CC goes on
to parody the electoral system where several completely nonrelated issues are
blended together to form Republican and Democrat coffee flavors. Ultimately,
pick a President by how well they did on SNL, and how much they bench.
Politics
GHOST CRUSH - While Amina music is playing,
a happy little ghost wants to buy his girlfriend a brain-flavored ice cream
cone. With real brains. The ghosts and ghouls walk about, going about their
business, eating the living, but otherwise behaving like everyday citizens. The
brain-cone vendor even smiles happily at the happy little ghost, who goes back
into the underworld, finds his pink ghost love, and goes flying with her.
Weirdly cute and creepy all at once. Tim Burton would like this one. Valentine's
Day. Halloween.
DON'T EVER WATCH THIS - Would you like to
see something pointlessly gross? Cool! A series of rapid-fire sketches involving
bodily fluids, exploding brains, stupid jokes, and Sesame Street parodies. It's
gross, it's profane (sorta, PG-13), it's pointless! DON'T EVER WATCH THIS!
LOL!
NOCTURNUS - A sleeping kid experiences a
trip to Hell in a Creepy Dream Sequence (tm). Evil Halloween. The Satanic teddy
bear LOVES you!
FLECKO'S HALLOWEEN - Flecko, an
anthropomorphic gecko (and also an except swordsman and gunslinger) goes
trick-or-treating with a friend. Then they run into a -real- monster in the
graveyard. After some wacked out dialog, there's a wacked-out very well done
fight scene, shovel vs sword. Go Go Samurai Jack moves!
THE LADY'S ROOM - Halloween horror as a
girl washing her hands in the backroom sudden finds herself locked in, and
everything turning horrible and organic. Then the Spooky Anime thing shows up,
with mouths for eyes, and laughs as she tries to defend herself with a broom,
taking blow after blow. Will the girl survive? Guess.
HALLOW STATISTIC - A team of
space-traveling teenagers with anime powers search the corrupted shell that was
once Earth, and discover a strange city. The power to their ship gets cut once
they enter it's aura, and they're left having to find a way of destroying the
corrupted power source, and fight the Halloween horrors that await. No zombies
here.. something far more evil.
ANGRY DOG - LIZARD DOME - The new Mayor of
Dog's town, a racially diverse city (and it's a furry world, so that really
means something) moves forward with his Lizard-friendly agenda, building a giant
plastic dome over the city to raise temperatures and demolishing neighboorhoods
to put up lizard-sunning stones. "But sir, only 2% of the population are
lizards.." Bad political moves. Megalomania. To be continued!
YEAR OF THE DOG - After climbing a
mountain, a dog thinks it's his day.. little does he know he's about to
experience more bad luck that most people find in a year on the way down. Then
it turns out to be the new year, and it's Year of the Dog! Celebrations
everywhere. He gets some red shorts.. then here comes a bull. Oh well.
DOMOFlashVideos.
TRANSFORMERS MEDIOCRITY 2 - Another parody
of the classic transformers series by Metal Maverick. Optimus is a religious
zealot of the great Primus, until Primus summons him and tells him the truth.
Megatron plans on conquering the world by selling replicas on Ebay using the
mythical power of the World Wide Web. Soundwave takes out an online customer
service representative.
SUPERVILLIAN IV (PARTS 1 and 2) -
Supervillian is a little annoying kid with a box over his head, who does things
like poke people in the leg with tacks. The Pope activates a giant robot to get
rid of him? Pouring concrete into a baby carriage.. not good. The Pope attacks.
The Sun hides itself. Using a crowbar and a hubcap, the Supervillain does battle
vs the giant mech! It doesn't go well. Behold the power of microwaved burritos!
Defeated, the Supervillian prepares more evil(sorta) schemes. Mech down, the
Pope activeates his second line of defense. Lots of property damage. The SV
celebrates by using a crane to toss a guy in an outhouse into a public swimming
pool. How evil. Superheros.
SUPER MARIO BROS Z Ep 7 - Goofy
high-quality sprite cartoon, part of a long series. Parody of DragonballZ a bit,
hunting down the Chaos Emeralds. Bowser and Doctor Robotnik together, will they
win, or blow each other up?
PARODY RANGERS THE MOVIE 1-1 - You can
probably guess what this is, except this time all of the Mighty Morphing Power
Rangers have issues. Skull and the other guy follow them skydiving for some
reason, and awaken the egg of some, bad, thing. But it's mostly about the Red
guy freaking out and going ADD. Second episode - Meet the evil team! They have
issues also. Catgirl = Murr. Summoned evil is often forgetfull and
annoying.
GUNCHEST EP 4 01 - Heavily damaged, Gun has
a dream, a very strange thing for a robot to do. The Bee robot and Domehead have
another comic argument, but it looks like the attack on the information vault
was a distraction, and Bleeding Fist is getting away with another prototype for
its terrorist robots. This time, you can select either English or Korean for the
language.
CYCLOP'S DREAM - DOMOFlashVideos. A
cyclops's girlfriend wants to go steady, but he's nervous about how she looks,
and runs off. Then he finds The Warrior using a magic cauldron to improve his
sword. The Cyclops ignores the sword and steals the cauldron, then experiments
putting random things into it, which combine. He finally throws is girlfriend
into it along with a swimsuit magazine.. but a fly falls into the mix too. Ever
seen that movie "The Fly"? Right. Anyways, be careful what you wish
for.
SUPERFLY THONGZAI - Seen SuperFly Banzai
yet? Well, it's the same guy. After the members of a frat party get totally
wasted, the flies come in and play with their unconcious forms with a beer gun
and a magic marker. Great reasons not to get drunk, or drink too much beer.
Animal House.
MARIO'S 1UP ADVENTURE - This is *ANOTHER*
remake of that VGDC Beatles "Hard Days Night" chase thing!! Luigi is head, and
Mario cries.. then Peach suggests just giving him a 1up Mushroom? Problem is.. a
hardshell Koopa steals it. Insert ridiculous chase scene here!
:BLACK HOLLYWOOD: - Foamy the Squirrel gets
a visit from a brown squirrel with piercings, a giant hat, and an afro-fluffed
tail. He laments the shortage of black actors in Hollywood, whereupon Foamy
recites a long list. Brown guy is surprised Foamy knows one of them who mostly
does culture videos. Foamy arghs and notes he doesn't consider Opera and
Classical Music to be 'White Things'. Turns out Foamy is more tolerant than the
brown squirrel. Moral? Stereotypes suck, and anyone can get them. Racism.
Tolerance.
CUSTODIAL CATASTROPHE - On a distant
planet, an alien enters a top secret compound.. then starts cleaning it. He's
the janitor, and goes about his work, but pauses for a cigarette. Big mistake.
After a series of unfortunate events, he ends up setting the place on fire and
launching a rocket into space, then runs the HELL OUTTA THERE! The rocket
doesn't quite make it to orbit, falls back down, and blasts the facility into
oblivion, giving him radiation burns in the process, and weird mutations. Moral?
Don't do drugs. Don't Smoke. And don't be an idiot! Technical
Difficulties.
METAL GEAR SOLID: FLASH COLLAB DISC 02 -
Although it's themes go all over the spectrum of human imagination, this part of
the AWESOME HUGE 100+ artists collab is actually PG-13 most of the time, and not
bust-your-nuts XXX like the first half. I haven't laughed so hard in a very long
time, and the shear variety of scenes the 50 animations put into this *WORK OF
ART* is impossible to describe, save that few flashes that claim to make you LOL
actually send you rolling out of your chair in hysterics, but this one does.
Comedy humor totally pointless sketch comedy. I haven't even *PLAYED* metal gear
and I love this one! Easter Eggs? Epic! First documented case of a mech being
destroyed by diarrhea. And yes, Egoraptor is one of the artists.
THE ASSUMPTION SONG - From the Arrogant
Worms, music video to the song of the same name, which takes the "Shaving Cream"
approach to changing the dirty word you expect at the last minute to a WHOLE NEW
LEVEL! Somehow, magically, it isn't actually a dirty song, but OH MAN IT WANTS
TO BE! Comedy. Awesome. 2 Easter Eggs in the credits?
DAWN OF THE MADNESS - Dawn of the Dead,
zombie film reworked in the Madness style. Charging a horde of zombies with a
pair of knives..... bad. Unless you're just that good. Halloween.
PSP SQUIRRELS - From the Great Egoraptor:
"These PSP Squirrels always annoyed the everloving crap out of me. This is what
I imagine the advertising firm being like." Lots of people wanting to kill
others for being stupid.
MADNESS MADNIFIED - Tom Fulp is sucked into
his computer, where he becomes a character from Madness! "Way cool!" Defeats
hordes of enemies, then faces the final boss.. none other than Krinkles himself!
Showdowns. Boss battles. In-jokes. Cool-speak.
WERBOPBOP #20 - A very stylish humor
cartoon show takes on politics as "John Rambo McCain" and "Obama Bin Laden"
battle it out for the Presidency. McCain wants to re-invade Vietnam, while Obama
poses in that New Yorker cartoon picture of him and his wife as muslim
extremeists, courtesy of Fox News. Just downright silly. "Bomb bomb bomb.. bomb
bomb Iran!" Politicts. Elections. Equally offends both candidates.
WITH MY MIND'S MADNESS - A music video to
"With My Mind" by the band "Cold", for Madness Day 2008. "This is an imaginary
epilogue to Madness Inundation" The Savior, alone, fights off hordes of
mercenaries sent by the Dark One to destroy him, suffering beyond reason, and
turning that suffereing into the ultimate weapon. Not for the weak of heart
O_O.
POWER STAR 4 - Daniel Sun's last sprite
movie. An army of ghosts is collecting all the Power Stars in the Mushroom
Kingdom, for the final purpose of Destroying All Creation. They're already
possessed Mario, and all the Toads they haven't killed. Only Luigi is left, and
it doesn't look like he's got a chance. That doesn't stop him from trying. Doom.
Not for the faint of heart.
POWER STAR 4.5 - Against all logic and
reason, the PARODY of Power Star 4 appeared the very same week 4 itself hit the
Newgrounds forums. Both were on the Sun Studios forums long ago apparently.
"JonBro's Final Videogame Parody" Possessed Mario burst, hothothot! Mario hurts
himself more than Luigi with the Matrix Moves. "(Deep Ghost Voice) Luigi.. YOU..
SUCK.." You really have to see Power Star 4 first. LOL.
25FT UNDER THE SEAT - 3 guys accidentally
flush their keys to the refrigerator (HORRORS!) down the toilet. Instead of
calling the plumber, they stick glass jars over their heads and flush THEMSELVES
down the toilet, and find themselves in Atlantis among the mermaids and
merpeople, who unfortunately aren't pretty to look at. They steal their own keys
from a museum dedicated to land creatures, and run from the fish police. It gets
weirder as it goes. Mario music. Under the Sea.
SUPERFLY: BONGZAI! - Three flies decide to
hang loose.. in a guy's bong. After some drug-induced comedy, one gets fried to
a crisp, and the other gets inhaled, getting stuck in the smoker's lung. So he
pulls the karate master thing and fights his way to freedom, pulling the guy's
guts inside out in the process. The moral? DON'T DO DRUGS! DON'T SMOKE!
Disgustingly cool. Wazzup!
MOST LOYAL NEW PET - DomoFlashVideos. The
Warrior gets 3 new pets, 2 which he likes, and the third which is a cactus, that
he hates. The poor cactus does everything to try and get his favor, but the
Warrior is a jerk. Then the Warrior gets into trouble with a monster, and needs
help, and has to call on his pets. Moral: "If you neglect the ones near you, it
may come back to bite you in the butt.."
GUNCHEST EPISODE 02_01 & 02_02 - After
sticking the previous Gunchest's memory card in his own head, Gunchest passes
out for two days, brain damaged, so his dome-headed human friend goes to visit
him at the hospital, with orders not to let him do anything rash. "That's gonna
be impossible.." Meanwhile the Lady in Red attacks the local memory bank. Gun
races for it while another advanced robot friend faces her off. Cybernetic
catfight with laser swords! This series
rules :)
WHY I'M A NINJA - An animator tells the
story of his pride/shame at being a successful "Ninja" back in grade school. His
friend has a pokemon today "Back then I thought it was the coolest thing ever.."
so he gets permission to go to the bathroom at recess, sneaks into class and
steals it from his friend's backpack, but gets stuck in the closet when the
teacher comes in. Does his nefarious plan success? Read on. Crime doesn't
pay.
NOTHING IN MY WAY COLLAB - To the Junior
Senior song "Nothing In My Way", much more serious than their earlier "Move Your
Feet" (camoed at the end) Love gone wrong, yet nobody's talking. Valentine's
Day.
BE MY BITCH - Angry Dog and his bear friend
are in a seedy bar, while a black lab friend tries to convince him to try
kareoke as a way to pick up women, while the Sexual Lobster still gets lucky as
ever. Angry Dog gets drunk, and sings the world's WORST kareoke love song "Baby
take me off of the street.. and maybe give me something to eat!!.." then passes
out. Song can be found here http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/172579 Furry!
Comedy
THE 1-UP PURSUIT - Yet another VGDC remake
of That Mario Beattles Movie for That Contest thing! A hardsheel koopa steals a
1up mushroom from mario, who starts systematically destroying the kingdom with
goofy DragonballZ moves in his attempt to reclaim it, but never quite gets
there. Lots of property damage! Mario falls into the pit, dies, and gets hit by
the 1up mushroom, but he's still dead. Kill Bill music at the ending. Funny!
Hard Day's Night.
PRIMAL WAR 18 - Part 18 of 20(?) in an epic
battle between furries! Catgirls in bikinis in the Thundercats style fight
alongside downright beastal rhinos, bears, wolves and the like. Talk is in
growls, with subtitles (like any of us speak gorilla). LOTS OF ACTION SCENES,
medeval weapons, DragonballZ powers. I'm a latecomer to the story, have to check
out the rest of it first before I know what's going on. Wolf seems to by trying
to destroy a bull demigod though.
PUPU's REVENGE - A pig barbarian tries to
stop a levitating air mage, ends up losing his clothes. So he asks the Bull
Godfather for help (with the theme from the Godfather playing in the
backgroung). Bull and his horde of rampaging pigs go to forth to create more
injustice.. then get owned. Moral: Don't be evil. I guess. DomoFlashVideos.
Comedy.
GUNCHEST EPISODE 01 - PARTS 1 and 2 - A
very professional-looking 3d rendered anime-styled action/comedy series
involving robots (big surprise here). As the goofy governor talks about the
upcoming secret attack on a terrorist cell on the news, elite police units
composed mostly of androids with human intelligence prepare to enter the
compound. Foremost, the Gunchest, their advanced prototype (who looks a little
like Megaman). Insert lots of gunfire and gratuitous explosions here, as well as
several slow motion Matrix moves. Turns out the lair was a trap? First of 18
episodes, stay tuned.
STORY OF A HIGHWAYMAN - DomoFlashVideos
"This is a vague continuation of the third video called "Bull's Meteor Garden"
Kid drives his bad ass motor..er.. bicycle to the bank, barges in with machine
gun blazing.. only to find The Bull that kidnapped him before trying the very
same thing. The Bull gets hearts in his eyes and chases him, and the Kid tries
to escape again as the nervous hostages watch the criminals pursue each other.
The Kid finally jumps into a police carrier as the stunned cops watch, thinking
he's safe in jail. Guess who his cellmate is. Crime doesn't pay!
HEINOUS ANUS ZONE - Episode of The
Siblings. "You know what would make a great Sonic level? Heinous Anus Zone."
"Dude, you just like that because it rhymes." "So?" Guy won't drop the idea,
wants to write the Sonic the Hedgehog team. Then Mr.T shows up for no apparrant
reason, and steals the milk (in one of the bonus clips at the end). "Curse you
T! CURSE YOU!!!" "That's Mr!"
RADICAL WRONG DOOERS: 020 EARTH - The Earth
(anthropomorphic) pelts a guy with a ball. "That's my ball, give it here." Guy
shrugs, and tosses it back, only to have The Earth pelt him with it again. "Oops
:) Give it back" Guy gets angry and kicks it away "Is that all you've got tough
guy?" Human considers, then pulls a can of Greenhouse Gases out of his pocket.
Earth blinks. Guy starts spraying and the Earth screams, melting. Crime doesn't
pay
SCORPION VS NES - For the hell of it,
Scorpion from Mortal Kombat peels off his head and goes on a fire-breathing
rampage through several famous NES games, leaving Before and After pictures
after the entire landscape has been consumed by flame. Scooter's "FIRE!!!" song
plays as he strikes. Ends with Yackety Sax credits. Pointless violence and fun.
Mario.
AMIGO - A Wall-E like robot, stranded in
the middle of an infinite junkyard, is playing table tennis, ping pong, with
itself. Then it finds another paddle, red vs it's blue paddle, and gets an idea.
It tries to prop up the paddle, but it falls over. It makes a robot arm, and
that holds it, but doesn't move. Bit by bit, the robot makes a frankenstein-like
replica of itself, until it has a twin, but the twin isnt' alive. So it hitchs
up a big lighting rod, and BOOM!!! The twin comes to life!... just as the
original robot is destroyed. The twin then finds the blue paddle, and hmms..
history repeats itself.
"A SLICE OF THE ACTION" - "It's Michael the
Terrible Boyfriend!" In a cartoony episode that would make Warner Brothers proud
Michael tries to find a way to get the attention of his girlfriend up stairs,
without alerting her parents below. He spots a pizza delivery guy "Are you
thinking.. that I'M THINKING??" Later.. he smashes through a window on the back
of a tetadoctile, which promply *EATS* his girlfriend. "He's Michael the
Terrible.. Boyfriend! 'Ya, I guess I am!'" Happy Evil Halloween! Goofy Gory.
Funny cartoons.
HOT BLOODED HERO - DomoFlashVideos strikes
again. A karate kid, fresh from reading a hero manga, sees a girl being chased
by her pet winged pig. He thinks the pig is attacking her, and if he defeats it,
she'll run into his arms! Ohhhhh boy... Street Fighter 2 sound clips "Round 1,
FIGHT!"
FETCH - A dog bully takes the toy of a
puppy, and a great dane puts the thief in his place. Dedicated to the recently
deceased Dane of the artist. Great pets.
THE GREAT MUSHROOM CHASE - As the Beattle's
song "Hard Days Night" plays, Mario chases a hardshell kopa who's making off
with a 1up mushroom through a variety of odd scenes, never quite catching him.
Remake of an earlier flash for a contest. Has an Egoraptor "Awesome Center
Redux" reference toward the end.
'FUCK!' - An English Language Public
Service Annoucement. The amazing F-word is used in a variety of Teen-rated
situations to properly describe all the proper places to use it! "Be sure to use
it around your parents, your children, and your boss!' An 'and you'
instructional video. But not really. Comedy. Swear words.
THE SKITTLE PEOPLE - A circle and a square
in a black and white world find a bag of Skittles(tm) candies! Circle eats one,
and turns one color, square eats one, and turns another! They both eat a second
one, and change again! Then Circle eats a whole handfull.. and starts sprouting
colored tumors. Square runs as his friend EXPLODES, leaving behind a rainbow of
candy. The effects of Junk Food on people, Spits or Swallows.
THERE SHE IS!! STEP 4 - The
romance between the cat boy and the rabbit girl takes a dark turn. Now that
they're finally living together, they've become the target of unending social
protests, with some people supporting them, and many more others outraged, to
the point of physical violence. A mob sends the bunny girl to the hospital (but
not before her pet porcupine sends many of them there also) Cat guy gets
attacked on the street, and sent to prison during a riot between both factions.
He can't answer the cell phone, and the bunny girl fears the worst, that he's
left here. She takes one of the two plane ticked they'd set aside to
"Paradise".. to be continued.
COME BACK COLLAB 2 - A pretty long
collaboration between lots of Stick animators, resulting in lots and lots and
LOTS of completely pointless and thrilling stick fighting animations. Lots of
different people taking down hordes with special powersm, fighters, mages, etc.
Senseless violence. Matrix moves. Very high quality.
WOODMAN IS INCREDIBLE - Got wood? Well,
this guy does, or thinks he does. Woodman tries to defeat Megaman 3 times, with
lots of bravado.. only to fall instantly each time. Wiley "-Dammit, I must have
been high when I made him-" Malfunctioning robots. Pokemon parody
too.
HEADPHONES ON YOUR HEART - Music video to
the 8-bit sounding theme by LEENI "Say it with me loud and clear.. I will love
again. Yes I know it hurts my dear, but I know where you've been.." Sad yet
inspirational song. A girl obsessed with video games gets dumped by her
boyfriend. Then a magical video game sprite only she can see steps in to be her
friend. Unfortunately, 3 enemies from the game the sprite is from track them
down. The color block saves her, by destroying itself. The arcade is gone now,
but she can still hear the tune, on her cell phone.. nostalgia. Valentine's Day.
Sad love stories. Well done!
BULL'S METEOR GARDEN - A young knight gets
attacked by a sexy ninja girl, too beset by love to defend himself. Then, at the
last moment, a giant anthro furry cow girl saves him, then KISSES him. He
twitches. Final scene of them watching the stars, the cow bashing him on the
head when he tries to escape. Evil Valentine's Day! Odd couple.
Love.
APPLE MAC AD PARODY - Very fast 10 second
animation. Jesus shows up "Hi! I'm a Mac!" Satan shows up in Nazi gear and
sulfurous fireworks "Echi Ben I A PC!" Steve Jobs watches the add from his lair.
"I'm a frickin GENIUS!" Bias in advertising. Commercials.
TOASTER-HAND MAN - A super high tech suit
allows the hapless guy who put it on to merge with the next object he touches..
which turns out to be a toaster. Scientists "This means you have to fight
crime!" "What?" Goofy superheros. Toaster man fights Microwave man.
HAUNTED HOUSE OF TERROR - DomoFlashVideos
stirks again! A little girl is playing basketball, and misses the net, ending up
tossing the ball into the Horrible Spooky Mansion right next door. Unspeakable
horrors await inside.. yet with the luck of the clueless, she somehow manages to
overcome every supernatural spook, enchanting Jason's chainsaw so he hugs it
teary-eyed, giving the Girl from the TV in The Ring a permanent which changes
her disposition, and finally slam-dunking the boss, causing the hause to
collapse and the evil spirits to go free. Mario music in the background!
Awesome! Happy Halloween! Anime Chibi cute cartoon
PIANIST ON THE WAY - Looks like a
commerical for an anime titled "Pianist on the Way"
DREAMS - A series of completely random
dream sequences, fast cartoony action. Aliens communicate by doing the limbo.
Bird sings a song from Cat Bastards, get shot. Guy with spraypaint accidentally
paints on the pants of a guy who's 25 feet tall. Girl introduces her parents to
her new squeeze.. the red bird, who immediately tweets then goes MOOOO!! likea
cow. They cry. Kid in school "I am Golden Eagle" everyone freaks out, police
show up, spray bullets everywhere without actually hitting anyone, end up
blowing up the school. Panic. Randomness. Dream Sequences.
PIZZA JOCKETS EPISODE 1 - Two pizza
delivery guys carry out a side-job: Being superheros. Or at least, they -want-
to be super heros.. so far it's limited to saving cats from trees. Their boss
hates the idea, and wants them to delivery the damn PIZZAS, but they want to
impress a certain girl. Then, a supervillian with freezing powers attacks the
mall, and Mr. Stupendus Guy comes to the rescue.. then gets run over by the
pizza delivery truck. Way to go guys.. to be continued.
ONE-YANG FINGER - Quick one from
DomoFlashVideos, human guy is putting things in a magic pot when a bird walks by
and bumps it, causing the lid to slam shut on the human's middle finger. He
YOWS, keeps it raises, and chases the bird so far that a passing car sees the
middle finger and thinks it's a challenge to a race. Then the human runs into
the bird's giant mother.. with his sword. Uh oh.
SPRITE TV 3! - The ehanced might of my
geeky mind is nevertheless unable to do justice to this MASSIVE collaboration of
absolutely insane Teen-rated, -literally- LOL (when was the last
time -YOU- Laughed Out Loud at something? Hmm?) collection of sprite-flavored
mayhem. (Note: Hit Skip at the intro scene, it drags) Begins with Over 9000
twist on Newgrounds intro, and contains *39* quick scenes. Favorites - Frogger
dodges a nuke, then misses an easy jump. Speed Racer gets carjacked. Bob Barker
(that's right, from The Price is Right) public service annoucements. Mortal
Kombat Xenu fatality (see that other flash about Scientology) Things Kirby
shouldn't eat. Megaman meets GLASDOS from Portal. Pokemon "I don't want to see
your damn bug collection!" Princess Peach rides a rocket into the Sun's
eye.
AWESOME CENTER REDUX - Egoraptor strikes
again! Another Easter Egg-carrying video game parody, this time about Crisis
Center(name?) A young doctor valiantly declares he's going to heal the sick..
then gets a patient.. with ALIENS in their stomach? "Doctor, we need your help
to defuse this ATOM BOMB!" "(gungho) OPEN THAT SHIT UP!" So far out there that
medicine really doens't have anything do with with it. "My sister has cancer..
ZOMBIE CANCER!" High-five! Improbable plot twists.
EASY WAY OUT - A Clock Crew animation to
Bob Dylan's song "Things Have Changed" but with a unique frame-by-frame
animation style. Strawberry Clock is about to be hanged, but at the last moment
time stops, and the Devil offers him a choice of life or death. He chooses life,
and is whisked away to join a crime gang, and plans a bank robbery for them. It
works.. and the boss shoots him and leaves him for the rap. The Devil breaks SC
out of prison, and he takes revenge on the gang, but finds the police at his
door. To escape the police.. he hangs himself.. and it turns out he never
escaped the noose after all. Like the story "An Occurence at Owl Creek Bridge",
even if the author swears it isn't.
THE 40K: SIGNS OF WAR - A "South Park"
episode of Warhammer 40,000k, starting with an Eldar and Tau trading taunts on
top of two towers on a distant planet. All the talking is done with signs, as in
the title, well, and exchanges of comic cartoon gunfire. The battle is joined
latter on. Funny! Comedy. Giant orc mech! Huge guns! Firepower. Big Weapons.
Awesome!
EDIBLE CASTLE 10 - The Edible Castle
Olypics! Hosted by the Edible Castle animator, includes collaboration animations
from The Swain, Egoraptor, LazyMuffin, the Parkers, The Super Flash Brothers,
Tomorrows Nobody and Tom Fulp! The goofiest, wackiest sports you've ever seen!
Peeing in the snow, when -not- to challenge a dragon.
LOVE OF A SHURA MALE - An Orc (or looks
like an orc?) is in love with a fox-elf girl, and want sot impress her.
Unfortunately, attempt after attempt fails comically, something -always- goes
wrong. He finally draws a huge picture of her and proceeds to color it.. and she
comes by just as he's almost finished.. and sees him touching -her- breast! She
gets very angry. He blinks, WAIT! and runs after her, onlt to trip on a rock,
and ends up touching her real butt. She chases him with a knife. The end! ^_^
Evil Valentine's Day. Love stinks. Misunderstandings. Characters from Dream of
Mirror Online?
MOONCAKE THIEF - The Shura from "Love of a
shura male" (above) tries again, getting a cake with his fox-girl love's picture
on it, but gets ambushed by 3 wacky thieves. They best him at first, then laugh
at the cake, making him furious, and gaining Street Fighter 2 powers! This time
love works! Happy Valentine's Day! Combo.
TC ROUND 3: WACKY RACES - Episode 3 of The
Colosseum, an absolutely bizzare series of duels with a greater plot, see the
other episodes! Today, two lanky drivers are 'encouraged' by their Mob Boss (A
T-Rex) to win.. or else. They face off between two psycho cartoon characters, in
a demolition derby featuring far too many automatic weapons. In-jokes, quick
camoes, need for speed, it's all here. I'm still hunting this series down to
figure out -what the HELL- is happening..
A SHORT FLASH ABOUT CLAMS - This is
supposed to be a Clock Crew flash, but there are no clocks in it, just the
Coolspeak voices. Black and White. A guy resting by the ocean gets some food,
and just relaxes. Two clams walk up, and say hello. "Hello, are you two a
couple?" Dramatic moment "Summon the Elder!" Giant godlike clam with goddess
voice summons him, changing space and time with a blast of magic to draw the
flying human into her mouth, where a passage is revealed to an amazing pearl.
Then the jaw closes. The End. Choose your Own ending. Be careful what you
eat.
SPONGEBOB SICKPANTS - NSFW. Yes, I listed
it. Do whatever you want to me, but this Spongebob Squarepants parody made me
laugh. Sponge and his friend go on stupid adventures. Throw rock at
squirrel-friend Cindy's greenhouse to wake her up (doesn't work, she had a drug
overdose), cracking the glass. Bad move. Lots of absolutely pointless vomiting
and gore, and cartoon voices! Rock and Roll destruction at the restaurant. Sick
and Twisted. LOL.
INTERPLANATARY EXCHANGE STUDENT EP1 (I.E.S.
ep1) - After dad losses his job, he takes the family into counter space, while
Oscar, his kid, has to learn to get along with an entirely alien class. Tooth
guy and dragon dude who gleeks befriend him, and try to help him get the
attention of a Martian girl. Naturally, it doesn't go quite as planned. Things
explode. Crayons have special effects, like creating a Black Hole. Teenage
romance. Doom. Matrial girl has buff boyfriend. Uh oh.
SONIC SHORTS 4 - Yet another goofy Sonic
the Hedgehog collab! Fish with guns. Princess "(sweet)Hey Sonic, guess who lost
their virginity! ^_^" "Um.." Princess holds out vial of choloroform "YOU did!
;)" Shadow gets made that the refrigerator is out of eggs. Knuckles rocks out to
his own rap, then blinks "Unlike Sonic, I don't chuckle..?" Invincible flashing
colors give just about everyone seisures. Super Sonic is destroyed by the power
of Sunny Delight orange juice. Deadly farts. Bitey of Brackenwood beats Sonic,
lol. Caught between two springs. Satanic teddy bear. Be careful what you wish
for. Reformed robot bugs, maybe. Awesome!
DO YOU HAVE A WAFFLE - The Weebl and Peabo
really, really like Waffles. "Look in front of you now.. do you have WAFFLE?
Wouldn't you be happier if you did?" On drugs. Invented by Gandi? Pulp
Fiction.
THE LAST MAPLE STORY - Parody of the big 2d
MMO, Myst beginning, falling into the fissure. "You don't know my mom!" "Yes I
do, she's standing right over there!" Mom "Hello son, are you wearing underware
today??" Friends stare. Killing 1 million slime molds "What's the worst that
could happen?" Windows crashes. Blue Screen of death. Apple "We Ownz You!"
Crossover with World of Warcraft. And Halo. And Mario. And Phoenix Wrong "You
can't handle the truth!" Chuck Norris impersonator? Kids staring enraptured
while playing Maple Story.
EDIBLE CASTLE #5 - "Wuddup pimps, this
episode is fro the urban in all of us." Back in the goofy middle ages, a bored
king summons the royal wizard (who's frazzled) to entertain him. He turns a
knight's horse into a pimped-out Pimp My Ride cyborg with speakers on the rump
and a plasma TV for a head. Poor horse. Horse even has the spring wheels
thing.
DINING WITH THE DEVIL - In the Green World,
a guy and a girl are at a classy restaurant. The guy gets ready to propose with
a diamond ring, but gets a phone call. Turns out he's a hit man, and the next
call has come in. He leaves the instruction slip on the ground.. and his curious
girlfriend picks it out. He's ready to take the shot.. when a gun goes to his
head. It's her, she's a police officer. He stares, then goes for something in
his pocket, and she shoots him. His hand falls to the ground.. holding the ring
box. Sin City-ish. Evil Valentine's Day.
THE BALLOON JOURNEY - A magical adventure
done with papercut 3D animation, a lonely guy traveling through darkness in a
balloon runs across a lonely girl and her crow friend by chance, and convinces
the shy girl to come along. They have some adventures, flying fish, birds, and
get attacked by a sea serpent/dragon at one point, who almost knocks the balloon
down, but gets bought off by a bag of potatoe chips. Beautiful music, epic
color, it's just awesome :) Music holiday theme from Hanz Zimmer.
Flight.
MINDY LEARNS A MORAL - Mindy, a carefree So
Cal OMG like girl gets a new phone! She's so happy! And then.. her old phone
finds out. "Awkward.." In an epic betrayal, Mindy discards her old phone, and
replaces it with her new phone. The sad little cell phone deletes all the
pictures it stored for her, and walks into the wilderness.. finding it's #281 of
a tribe of feral discarded phones. THEN things get REALLY weird.. and Mindy
returns home.. to find her Mother has replaced her with a DIFFERENT DAUGHTER!
Twilight Zone X-files Freakshow. Goofy horror movies. Comedy. Wasteful
consumerism. Happy Halloween!
METAL GEAR TIMELAPSE - All this flash is is
a speedpaint of old Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid 4, with the "Father and
Son" theme playing in the background. Yet the sheer amount of detail that goes
into Snake's face makes you realize just how much work does -into- a picture
like this. Ends up with him saluting, patriotically. 4th of July. Somehow, this
picture, along with the music, is really moving. Tribute. World War II
veterans?
EDIBLE CASTLE #4 - Cleaning filth from
dungeons can be hazardous to your health. Especially when a singing orc
awakening a talking mold that keeps saying "BLARG!" between words.
DRAGONGEM - THE FINAL EPISODES - Dragongem
is almost over! Super-cute generic adventurer archtypes have.. an adventure!
Chibi art style, impressive graphics, like early Final Fantasy with sophisicated
visuals.
THE KILLING MURDERER - A very lame horror
movie starts. The two start making out in the car, and the murderer slips in the
back of the car, and lots of specialy effects go off, including MIckey Mouse,
and Lightsabers, and Chewy rrrawring. Guy goes out to take a leak, then goes
back at it, but stops when he recognizes the driver. They're old budies! They
catch up, meet the girl, and murderer waves, then leaves the car.. only to get
taken out by some killer clown. Big text "WHAT A TWIST!!!" Plot
twists.
JUST A PILOT - SHORT1 - Two guys decide to
become faster than the Flash, by drinking about 30 cubs of Espresso coffee each.
Ever seen that part of Of the Hedge where the squirrel has Mountain Dew? It's
like that.. popping individual rain drops, hallucinations, seizures,
drug-induced freakouts. Don't do drugs kids.
EDIBLE CASTLE #6 - A mysterious stranger
challenged the Jester to a Limbo Duel. The Jester finds a way to win.. but at
what cost?
ROTTEN ANTENNA - A dream sequence(?) of a
young wanderer in a wasteland, waking up as the sun comes up. Beautiful, unique
footage of light spreading and covering nearby objects, including a mysterious
radio tower in the background. He goes over and sits by it as the sun goes down
again. Then, at night, a portal opens over the tower, and seems to shoot his
spirit up into the heavens, where he meets a girl. They move to hug, but she
vanishes, and he wakes up again. Red, then blue, then white. Valentine's Day?
Beautiful. Deep.
GUMMI BEAR GRAVEYARD - Foamy the Squirrel's
gothic girlfriend has a strange hobby, when she visits the dead, she leaves
gummi bears on their graves. Illwillpress. Why only the green ones? "I eat the
other ones, I don't like the mint ones." "NOBODY LIKES THE MINT ONES!!" How go
get the undead on your side. "Why doesn't anyone make a cream cheese
gummibear??" "Because they would suck?" "YOU KNOW NOTHING!!" Happy Halloween :)
Easter?
JIM AND HIS COMPUTER - Black and White old
school Computer and You video (style) A rabbit scientist is about to connect his
computer to the internet. "STOP! Never operate a computer connected to the
internet without a radiation suit!"
JIM LEARN MATHEMATIZATION - Black and white
old school Math and You. Jim and rabbit learns to multiply minus numbers "That's
right, it becomes a watermelon!" Rabbit ohs, and enjoy holding the two
watermelons "You like holding those watermelons don't you Jim? Reminds you of
Jenny's watermelons, does it Jim?" Jim frowns "You'd like to put your FACE.."
the movie ends. Comedy. Education. Instructional
videos.
FF6 OPERA-PELLA FUN - Two guys are driving
to work, when one, Bulbous Boffont Doctor Demento-style, starts vocaling a theme
from Final Fantasy 6, and soon they're both doing it, doing a cartoony acapella
version of the song complete with bizzare facial experessions. Then they crash
into an opera house, and get a standing ovation! Stupidly goofy comedy awesome!
Bad driving. Video game music video.
WII LOVE BRAWL COMEDY - An animation of a
comedy sequence done by Pablo Francisco about That Guy With The Deep Voice Who
Talks In Movie Previews, reenacted out by the cast of Super Smash Brothers
Brawl! It's funny! Mario
PIXEL TOOL COLLAB MDAY08 - Awesome flash
put together by several artists, a music video to HelloGoodbye's
"TouchDownTurnAround" "Everywhere, everytime, I am yours and you are mine!"
Pixelated love song from the Nintendo generation :) Valentine's Day. Or Video
Game Day. Awesome
FRANKENSTEIN BREAD LUST - As nasty as this
title sounds, it's actually not wrong in any way. A trailer for the new epic
online game, in which you, a reanimated Frankenstein, must get to the village
and buy a loaf of bread for your master. Naturally, there are many tasks that
need completion first, and side quests. "Bread... GOOD!" Fire bad. People.
Talking. Like. This. Funny! Comedy. World of Warcraft parody?
Halloween.
STARSEARCHER - The final animation thesis
for the author's college film program. After an apocalypse of some sort, the
survivors are united in their last hope, trying to find a new Earth to colonize.
A scientist and her Robot are send in a ship to find this Earth.. yet when they
see it, strange things start happening to the sensors. Is what they're seeing
real? Or is it what the government wants them to see? UN Chief "Sometimes.. hope
is more important than the truth." Very deep, dystopia. Done in stop-motion a
bit like Thunderbirds. Matrix?
ELECTRO GYPSY - TheWeebl strikes again,
with a music video to.. one of his own song. Three-person band have slight moves
and head-bobs to the music, very strange yet catchy song. Wierd.
FATE AND A FULL MOON - A music video for
"Lazarus" by the British Rock Band Porcupine Tree "They are HUGELY underrated
and diverse" As the soft full moon shines above, a lonely guy from north
England, and a lonely girl from south England, communicate online, then get on
the train and meet in the middle, and the hug, and the grey world sparks into
color. "Follow me down.. to the valley below.. moonlight is calling with all of
your soul.." very very soft and reserved rock, a bit like Coldplay. Romance.
Love.
SAMSON THE FOOLISH - The continueing goofy
animated saga of Samson from the Bible, aka That Guy Who Had Super Strength From
His Hair.
MY SCREEN NAME - Yotam Perel (aka
LazyMuffin) makes a flash animation to tell the world how he got his alias.
11-year-old kid goes to funny.com and sees animations about muffins, while his
18-year-old monocoled cultured future self narrates like that guy from
Masterpiece Theater. Talking muffins! Dignified ending is ruined when some guy
says "You're gay!" from offstage.
ON THE MOON (EPISODE 14) - The Sun Pirate's
plan to destroy the Toast King backfires as the beam makes him hotter and more
powerful than ever. And also too big for his house.
IF ROUND 4 : vs CYRIL p1 - Part of a long
impressive animated contest as the finalists of eight fighters prepare to
compete for The Grand Prise. Some subplot about a little girl being protected by
one of them who had to stay out of evil's hands. A wizard goes up against a
cyborg, goofy animted style, very smooth. Have to see the earlier episodes for
it to make sense. Mortal Kombat? Anime-ish, but doesn't look like anime.
English.
TF2 GUN SOUNDS! - A very well done symphony
of destruction made from high-speed clips from Team Fortress 2, the guns, wrench
sounds, and other special effects beating out a very catchy march!
IN MEMORY OF HER - A warm, sad, beautiful
childhood art-style tribute to the artist's long-dead pet, a puppy they grew up
with, who eventually got old, and ill, and had to be put to sleep. This one will
make you cry.
WESLEY SNIPES GOES 2 JAIL - Made for an
Opie and Anthony radio show animation contest, features a few minutes of the
show about what happens on Day 1 of Wesley Snipe's 3 year prison term for tax
evasion. Fanboys, and enough references about Blade and Demolition man to drive
anyone nuts. A little profane, but what the hell.
COLOURS - A very cute, unique, stylish
cartoon done to a bizzare chorus by Sigur Ros. Two (what do you call them,
circles?) travel through a world of every-changing color, until they find the
color spark of destiny. It's just darn cool. Drug trips. Happy!
HARRY POTTERY PARODY CHAP1 - Basically what
it says, start of book six looks like, in the narrated story book
style.
CIRCUIT SKIRMISH 2 - Part One of the
continuing story of a lone robot defending the city vs evil robots, who also
searching for his creator. Lots of action, well done. Look for pt
2.
BIOSHOCK SILENT MOVIE - Old school black and white film style. "I say, I
wonder what's in at barrel over there!" "By Jove, it's a precious plasmid! I
wonder what super power I'm going to aquire." guy infects himself, then YOWS as
thorns erupt from his hand. Another guy gives him a second plasmic, which sets
his arm on fire as well. Guy laughs, and gets shot in the head, while the 'hero'
goes for a 3rd one, and ends up having a mind trip where he thinks he's Angela
Jolie surrounded by carnivorous giant fish. Doctor talkes to him 2 weeks later
"That wasn't a plasmic, that was actually LSD.. and you also now have AIDS." The
moral? Don't do drugs kids.
MONSTER'S DREAM - A very colorful and
psychedlic movie that takes you inside the dream of a cute sleeping monster,
seeing what he sees. World of brilliant color, a fight with a giant eye-pyramid
thing. Short, but beautiful.
COLLIN & THE WISHING TREE - A kid in
Scotland, England finds a magical tree, who has to grant three wishes in order
to turn back into a human. Kid wishes for all the jewels in Buckingham Palace,
and the Tree goes and steals them all, defeating many high-tech security
systems. Kid asks for an Apache Helicotper "You've been playing Grand Theft
Auto: Vice City haven't you?" get the copter, kid crashes the copter, and loses
his arm. "Put my arm back on!" Tree can't do it "Well I gave it a shot" turns
back into a guy and leaves. Moral: Leaf magic trees alone. Twisted children's
books.
ENEMY IN THE SNOW - A very short, but
complete story of a medic fleeing into the base during enemy gunfire from
outside. She passes the wounded and dying, then enters the inner sanctum "Hmm?
You're not on the list" she shoots the guard, then starts setting up a bomb, but
is soon found out. She radios "Cover.. blown.." then puts her finger on the bomb
trigger "I'll miss you.." Drama. War stories.
BEST PRESENT EVER! - A little girl receives
a random present.. a baby Stegosaurus! The dinosaur growls, but she dots over it
so much it starts to like her, bouncing everywhere. Meanwhile, the mad scientist
next door recieves.. a cheap doll? Looks like the postal service screwed up. He
kidnaps Stego as he and the little girl are having tea, and she grabs on,
following him in, then finds his sinister plot to capture creatures in little
glass jars. She frees the experiments, then liberates the baby dino. Yay! Funny
cartoons :)
HOW ARE YOU NOW? - If you're going to watch
this video, it's best if you do it before you read the description, it's going
to make you cry. After school, two young schoolchildren meet and talk, build
things with blocks, and keep each other company, yet something is wrong.. a
strange rumbling keeps sounding in the background. An earthquake hit the school
earlier. The girl starts to cry, wondering where her mother is, but the boy
sings a silly song, loud, to try and keep her spirits up. Then a beam of light..
and the girl is pulled from the school rubble by a rescue worker who heard the
singing. Ghost Stories. Happy Halloween. Chinese. Dedicated to those who died in
the recent earthquake.
BYTESIZE - Compiled by Tom Fulp. It's that
little animation that runs on the main page of Newgrounds in the background,
made from clips from tons of different artists, all short shorts.
CROW'S LIFE EPISODE 3 - The continueing
adventures of a clan of anthromorphic furry avian crows, trying to defeat their
archnemesis.. the Scarecrow. Sarge is tired of failure, and sends them on a
sadistic training regimen with a superstrong-yet-superstupid army drill
instructor, to pump them up Hans and Franz style so they can face their
inanimate foe again. Part of a series.
HOW 2 SUCEED ON NG Parts 1 and 2 - NSFW. A
parody self-help animation that lists all the things you need to do to make a
great Newground flash animation. Cut back on originality, steal characters from
video games, insert swear words, make a tribute movie to a TRIBUTE MOVIE, but
the fast bastard 13-year-old that you are.
MEET THE SPY - An interview with the Spy
from Team Fortress 2, and how much he likes to freak out people "It's a lot like
Hide and Go seek.. only you Die! What can I say, I'm a child at heart" James
Bond, not.
FLASH DANCER - Line-drawn music video to
"Hey DJ" by Suburban Legends. Good music! Very funky, moves with the music well.
Ipod people?
HORROR FLICK CHICKS - Foamy the Squirrel
tries to sell his goth girlfriend Germaine on watching a Killer Munchkins horror
movie "They stab you in the ass while you poop." Germaine laments at just how
stupid most girls in horror films act, giving a rant about "Oh, you're screaming
while running through a forest, he'll never find you that way" and other silly
cliques, then offers tips on how those blonds can survive. NSFW.
Halloween.
20 HIT COMBO - Very fast, very sweet
creative 20-hit sequence as the blue stick figure takes out another one. Ends
with "Falcon Punch!" sound from Super Smash Brothers Brawl. When someone needs a
good beating, fast.
THE BAD PRANK CALL - NSFW! I'm not sure
what this says about me as a human being, but I had to link this, simply because
it's so awful. Three guys call a religious kid, claiming to be god, then tell
him to do something with his mother's dildo. Then.. his Dad walks in, and what
began as a bad scene quickly turns into something that trumps Steve King, the 3
guys quickly regretting having ever made the call. All you see are the
expressions on their faces.. and hear what -they- hear over the phone. Somehow
that makes it worse. Evil Halloween. Sick and twisted. Very. Moral: PRANK CALLS
SUCK! Crank calls.
BLOCKHEAD: QUICK SHOT 2 - The Swain is
having creative troubles, as his avatars Blockhead and that fat guy in the chair
start interupting him as he tries to write a mastermind game. Self-parody.
Writer's block.
EDDSWORLD - MOVING TARGETS - Four friends
are out of money to go on vacation, so they see a commercial of all the benefits
for joining the army "Fun activities, five-star accomidations! And it's all
free!" Four video game geeks join up, then find it's harder than they expected.
Drill instructor does his number on them, goofy training sequence, one guy has
to fight with a Rubik's cube. How to fly a helicopter. Cleaning the backroom
floor with toothbrushes. One guy draws the drill instructor's face in the floor
with crayon.. bad move. FIrst mission.. dropped in the wrong spot, they grab an
enemy tank and, trying to learn the control, completely destroying the enemy
base by accident. Airdrops
I LIKE BIRDS - Strange goofy line-animated
music video to "I Like Birds" by the EELS "I don't care for walking downtown..
crazy autocar gonna mow me down. Look at all the People like cows in a herd. I
don't care.. cause I like birds." Keeping things natural. Laid back. "If you're
small, and on a search, I've got a feeder for you to perch on." giant bird eats
cats and dogs, then lets humans lean against it. Dancing eggs that sprout wings.
Penguins hit by bowling ball. Random goodness. Folk music? "A can't look at the
rocket launch, trophy wives of the astronauts, and I won't listen, to their
words, cause I like *thump thump* birds."
ON THE MOON (EPISODE 13) - The Weebl. On
the moon, the Toast King is trying to start a reading group. Hitler-in-a-mech
tries to sell them on "Mein Khampf 2: If I did it", but it's a no-go. A Magical
Sound Shower (literally the song from the same name from the Sega video game
Outrun, woo! Obscure reference!) annouces the arrival of a pirate from The Sun
"What, the newspaper?" Pirate tries to shoot the Toast King. To Be
Continued!
WHAT ALL OLDPEOPLE CAN DO - An old guy with
a walker very very slowly makes his way across the living room. Sun goes down,
stars come up, he's still walking. THEN he does a quick circus acrobatic number,
swinging all over the place, before landing at the walk again, and very slowly
starting to turn around and head back. Then *crack* "My hip!" Old
People.
SHAMOOZAL: GFGAMES#3 - A girl goes to the
video game store to buy a new game, guy at the desk offers her the last copy of
a game, but it's been opened already. "You open all the new games at your store?
What kind of a policy is that?" Meanwhile in a flashback, Shamoozal, an anthro
rabbit, plays a game of fart-the-gamepack-into-the-cup with the game in question
"Now put it back in the box, quick!" Girl declines to buy, and is wiser than she
knows. Let the buyer beware.
BAMAN PIDERMAN - Two Batman and Spiderman
knockoffs are drunk and dazed, calling each other on the phone. "I believe this
is hhrryour sandwich?" web "Ohyeahthat'smine." Weird. Superheros.
Parody.
MEET THE MOON - This is an amazingly cute
furry-ish flash about a mother wolf taking her pups outside to howl at the Moon
for the first time. One of them is more curious than the rest, and tries to paw
at the moon from the top of the den, and in a tree branch, taking a tumble. Then
he finds the moon reflected in the water he just fell into. Splashing fun! Kids
being kids. Beautiful. Awesome. Childhood. Curiosity.
OWLS - The Weebl strikes again. You can't run
from them, and you can't fool them. "Owls-will-get-you-WHILE-YOU SLUMBER!!" Opera
stage with fat owl lady singing. Simon Cowell exposed as King of the Beavers.
Whatever. Yes, it loops. "Even if you hide at sea.. they're OWLS IN THE
NAVY!" Goofy Halloween. Horror, humor.
GUITAR BATTLE - An almost anime-intense
duel between two Guitarists. A mysterious figure walks in at the of the concert,
and suddenly blazes out a solo, forcing the star to come back and duel him.
Turns out this stranger was the band's original guitarist.. and the star got his
job by sabotaging his axe. The star plans one last revenge. Will either of them
survive? Will the *BUILDING SURVIVE*?? Heavy metal!
Guitar Hero, guitar solo.
Music.
EVERYBODY JAM! - Music video to Scatman
John's song of the same name. Never well animated and stylish, and the music
rocks! "Everybody party down in Louisiana, Everybody Jam! Everybody come and
take a ride with me!" Story of old-time Blues player down in New Orleans,
animated lyrics!
LUIGI IN 60 SECONDS - As Beethoven's
Halleuja chorus plays, Luigi has the ULTIMATE BAD-HAIR DAY. Completely gets
-EVERYTHING WRONG-. And what he doesn't get wrong by himself, happens from VERY
BAD LUCK. A hillarious chorus of musical doom. He must hate Mario more than ever
now. Parody. Classical music. Luigi screams along with the music. Evil
Christmas! Beethoven's 9th symphony. Funny!
BUSINESS CO. - "A fictional business where
the job description is thinking of business ideas for other businesses. ZIPLINE
CO! Swing between skyscrapers on ziplines, the future of transportation! SHOTGUN
SUCHI! For when you like injesting suchi at 700 mpg! Instant digestion as
someone fires it into your mouth with a shotgun! Finally, a company who fires
turkies into space, tracks the orbit, watches it cook through reentry, and then
"*BOOM!*" it crashes into your house at terminal velocity. "DELICIOUS!" Food.
Blue Danube waltz. Spits or Swallows. Capitalism. Commercials.
MECH DRESS-UP GAME - Not really a game,
more like a utility. With simple clicks, mix and match your floating mech with
any number of strange weapon and armor configurations. Does nothing, looks cool!
BOWSER'S KINGDOM EP 666 - HALLOWEEN
ZOMBIES. One of a several episodes about a gumba and a regular kopa, two guys
just trying to get around in the world. In this case, a cursed mushroom starts a
zombie plague, which starts killing everyone EXCEPT Mario. Good luck
guys.
SHERRY ENEMA: #2 - A cartoon character talks about Gun Control "Hi. My
name's Tony! Hi." "I don't know about you.. but I have a gun because I'm
afraid of people. Because people with guns are terrifying, so the only way to
defend yourself, is to get a gun!" "If the liberals get all scared of good
God-fearing gun owners because they have guns, then the liberals should get them
too! Then the Conservatives would worry that the liberals are arming themselves
for a bloody coup.. and everyone would live in peace!" Goofy politics.
WORLD WAR 3 - A goofy sing-song parody about nuclear war. Crazy people in
USA decide it would be cool to nuke the Russians, who nuke us. Then everyone
else nukes everyone next to them. Someone nukes a frickin kangaroo! Only
Switzerland survives. Then the world explodes. Sing along with the bouncing
ball/radiation symbol! Doom. Politics.
CHARLIE THE UNICORN 2 - The totally wacked,
incomprehensible, lovable and awesome sequel to the internet Meme of legend.
Charlie's friends are at it again, urging him to go on a quest to seal the
dimensional gateway that has suddenly grown on his back by talking to the Banana
King before tentacled darkness erupts weirdly out of his spine. If that doesn't
make sense, wait till you see the flash. Wacked holiday special songs. "All you
have to do.. is PUT-A-BANANA-IN-YOUR EAR!!!!"
IROD BAD! - Wacky stylish parody of the
movie Iron Man. Dr. Seuss would like this one, except for the swearing. Iron Man
in 60 seconds. Woo! Comedy. Superheros.
What is Love? - Music video to Haddaway's
song. A very high-quality animation timed to the music of a guy trying to get
back his girlfriend on Valentine's Day with a magic heart gun, while she tries
to frantically fend him off with the opposite. South Park style. Easter Egg hunt
2nd play through!
BRAWL TAUNTS - Parody of Super Smash
Brothers Brawl. "Things you'll NEVER hear in SSBB" Toon Link can only do DBZ
growls. "I think someone kicked him really hard in the Ballz" Falcon "Show me
your boobs!" Fanboys argue wether Sonic is cheap, Mario steals his drug money.
Luigi never gets any respect. Peach has the hots for Solid Snake, who likes
Shamus, who doesn't like him. "What kind of final smash is that?" "I put my
clothes back on" Boom. Awesome!
MORE BRAWL TAUNTS - Sequel to the first
Brawl Taunts! Snake messes up the "9000!" meme. Falco falls off the edge and
can't get back up. Wolf "That's the first rule of Fur-Faggotry, you don't
recover" Fox "Well technically he doesn't have fur, so I get that makes him a
featherfag." Ash is annoying, gets pwned by Falcon "It's super effective! Ike
likes being the only pretty boy in the game, punches out fanboy who wants Cloud
in the game. Pikachu "I'm tired of trying to be cute!!" Lucario has the voice of
Goku, does a huge twitching KaMaYa chargeup without result. Bowser wants to be a
top tier character, punches out Mario and asks out Peach, who has other plans
for him instead. Awesome!
GRAND THEFT AWESOME - Not done by
EgoRaptor, but a parody of his style "What if Egoraptor did GTA4?" Very well
done, fast action, Protagist manages to crash several times, blows away a
pigeon, then dodges fire from the cops "You'll never get me, I have cheats!"
"Quick, shoot the noob!" Dodges bullets while entering the code, crashes
Helicopter, summons bicycle.. in midair. Cop appears from nowhere to blow him
away. Player "I paid 50 bucks for this game?" Friends blow him
away.
Power Star 3 - Mario and Luigi gain Matrix
powers from power stars, enjoy breaking a lot of things realisticly. Mario is
evil, Luigi is good! Who will win? Very fast action with custom sprits.
DragonballZ? Brother Duel. Commentary you can turn off and on :)
TRANSMOGRIFIERS - Transformers parody. Two kids are bored, then a mutant
Optimus Prime appears "Did someone call me?" "I don't think so.." goes ahead
with a wacked commercial anyway about Transmogrifiers "They can be anything,
because they're made of modeling clay!" Cars, hot dogs. "Disembodied Pancreas?
I'm not one to judge you." How much would YOU pay for this? "$900 in unmarked
bills only? No, $39.95!" Ends with 'fiers are cool--fiers are cool' and a
burning skull laughing at you. Evil commercials. "Dinosaurs can't eat abstract
concepts!" Geometry.
STARFOX EXCELENT ADVENTURE - Crystal
reluctantly navigates the death trap palace, and deals with crystals that could
have easily helped themselves. Parody of Starfox Adventures.
Furry!
ALADDIN 3150 - In the Araba of the distant
future, the city looks almost the same with the usual street rats, shaddy
characters and such, only the architecture and technology has changed. Aladdin
is a nice fellow with a secret.. apparrently human, but gives an apple to an
orphan with a flick of his.. tail? He meets the princess and helps her out of a
jam, but as they leave for somewhere romantic a gang of thieves spot her jeweled
necklance, and attack. She dies to a lucky hit, and in his grief, Aladdin turns
off his masking device, turning into a lizardman, who then goes berzerk on them.
Only the strong survive in the city. Love and loss. Doomed romance.
THE COMPOSER - A happy/sad story about the
life of a composer, from a kid trying to escape his parents arguments by using
the piano, to playing on the street where a old fellow hears him and gives him
his first tip, to becoming popular, famous, rich, a star, a conductor of an
orchestra, a has-been, poor, a media mockery, and finally an old man.. who finds
a lonely kid playing the guitar out on the sidewalk, and gives him a tip.. full
circle. "Music can name the unnamable, and communicate the unknowable" - Leonard
Bernstrein. An awesome masterpiece.
Remove Police - Music video to
UltraSheriff. Giant robot attacks police as mad scientist sings. "Someone
should, move the police." Message against state-sponsored violence. Sorta. Lots
of disco lights. Anarchy. Good timing to the music. "Don't tell me what I should
see.. don't tell me what I should do.. don't tell me who I should be.." Atari
graphics in places,hand-drawn and 3D together. Freedom vs Libert
God of War 2 Theme - Wacky 'translation' of
the foreign language song into English. "Hold Devil's pot of tea MULAN!!" "All
handle ball sack.. all handle BALL SACK... FALL on your KNEES.. and worship.. a
Bee.." all performed by a dead serious Greek chorus as if announcing the end of
the world. Awesome parody of the theme from the game God of War 2 :)
Funny
PALADIN episode 5 part 1
THWOMPS: THE MOVIE - The stone mario mobs
that fall from above are back! The series ends with a 20 min epic flash filled
with goofy references, comic fight scenes, a final showdown with both Mario AND
Bowser. One thwomp shall be King, the other shall be a janitor. Time warp back
to Episode 1. Awesome!
HEALTH REMINDER - A sick health reminder
from David Firth (Saladfingers) full of strange English humor, complex-sounding
nonsensical vitamins. "Have you have any trouble with wasps under your armpits?"
"Um, no" "Not that you know of.." "Analysis - You, are ill!" mad perverted robot
doctors. Evil #3. "Stay away from drugs kiddies!"
-2 INTELLIGENCE - A roleplaying mage uses
magic to summon a sword in the stone from a rock he can't get to. The plan
works.. however the sword impales him when it breaks free. Final Fantasy victory
music! Then he collapses. Dungeons and Dragons goofage.
PANDADOG EPISODE 02 - A supercute animated
short from Korea, a girl weighs herself on a scale, which says 'thin' until a
mischevious friend steps on the back, making it say 'FAT' and freaking her out!
She goes on a fitness rampage. Meanwhile, a lion tries to stop the cat from
stepping on the scale.. funny cartoons :) Furry
THE FART BUTTON - A geek sits at his
computer "Hmmm, what's on the Internet today.." debates hitting The Fart Button.
Friend "NOOO!! Don't DO IT!!" he hits it, causeing his eyeballs to explode, and
summoning demons into the world, causing it's end as tides of blood consume the
land as evil reigns. Then, he farts. Watch out for the internet folks :)
Practical jokes.
SHARKS AND NOT SHARKS - A kid's giant
brother eats airplanes, an employer eats a mild-mannered appliant after
discovering that he's not a 'shark'. Guy is mean to his daughter, then gets hit
by the airplane mentioned earlier on the way out. Odd.
CANADIAN IDIOT! - Music video to Weird Al's
song by the same name, parody of American Idiot.
MADNESS: DUES EX MACHINA - An awesome
tribute to Krinkle's Madness series for Madness Day 2007! The guy who did SF vs
MK 1-3 is back, using a different style and kinetic camera movements for the
Rampaging Undead Clown, who sprite fights many characters and steals their weapo
LEISURELY RAGTIME - Krinkle's own
submission for Madness Day! A guy playing a ragtime piano competes with a guy
with a boombox. Some spectators come up to listen, and one knifes the radio guy,
who turns into a zombie, lurching to the beat. Everyone's happy!
SPIKEVALLENTINE - SPEEDANIM:BATTLECOOL - Amazingly, this long animation was
done in 3 days. An anime warrior fights in the arena, controlled by a perky girl
who seems to like him, but insists on giving him hugs rather than prize money.
It turns out she loves him? "Why do you put me in these dangerous situations?"
"Because you're sexier when you're in danger!" Several weird battles, then the
confrontation. Will love triumph, or will he just blow himself up to make a
point? Valentine's Day. Tough Love.
AWESOMERAPTOR - Not safe for work. A no-holds barred parody of 'Awesome'
artist Egoraptor. "Now for some skillful laborious comedy writing!" Lots of
deadlines, vulgarity, racism. "I fucking love PENIS!" And Metal Gear. Quick,
crude and cool, it makes the point :P
TWEEN: A FLASH ODYSSEY - The 2001 music plays as an animator, with huge
amounts of fanfare, uses a mouse to make the final click to activate an
animation. He sweats, grits his teeth, finger twitches, makes the click, Flash
starts working.. it's done.. he passes out.. and Mario very slowly 'tweens'
across the screen, a simple figure-drag motion. Getting too worked up over small
things :) Bady steps, have to start somewhere. Creative.
Artistic.
OLYMPUS BURGER PARTS 1 & 2 - The Gods
battle utop Mount Olypus.. and are then repremanded by the assistent manager of
the fast food shop they're all working at. Zeus keeps smiting customers, Hades
sends the corpses 'somewhere', customer service was never so easy to deal
with..
SPACE DUCK - An artist combines every
sketch in their sketchbook into a big montage of random animation, to a catchy
beat. No tweening, everything is hand animation. Dragon comes out of guy's mouth
with party hats on. Alien shapes, recurring duck.
SMASH KINGDOM MELEE - Wacky outtakes from
the new Wii verson of Smash Brothers Melee! Pokemon bites off Ash's head, then
leads his brothers to a better place. Solid Snake farts in his cardboard box.
The legion of villians has several unproductive meetings about increasing its
membership. A giant penguin teaches kids about the birds and bees. Lots of
strange happenings.
SHORTS TO WEAR PANTS TO - A disbelievingly
awesome collection of wacky shorts. Guy raps about all the bizzarre things that
fit in his sister-in-law's ears. "I love you more than bunnies!" "Bunnies don't
love you.." Entire series of bizzare songs. Toenails! Making microwaves explode!
Tetris rap! Burritos. "If you play this song backwards it will sound the same!
emas eht dnuos..." It's an actual website too http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/
THE ROCKOONS - A furry raccoon rock band
performs a music video to Aerosmith's "Fever!" Lots of party animals abound :)
Good for Anthrocon or any furry convention. Awesome! Guy has 3 more raccoon
movies!
Eddie's Teddy - Music video to song by
Richard O'brien, from the Rocky Horror Picture show! "From the day he was born..
he was trouble.. he was the thorn.. in his mother's side." Fast-paced goofy song
"All he wanted was rock-and-roll pron, and a motorbike!" "When Eddie said he
didn't like his Teddy we knew he was a no-good kid!" Fun! Crazy.
ATTACK OF THE EVIL TV 1 & 2 - Friends
get warped into a TV, where whatever appears sucks them on. Final Fantasy,
horror movies, guy gets into a porno movie to find himself the female henti
star. "Aren't you going to help him?" "Screw that! This is going on repeat,
FOREVER!" Nothing happens on screen, but you can appreciate the bind :) Stuff
for Poink! #2 is much longer, Mega Man, strange video games, Mario mushrooms,
Daft Punk music. Numa Numa. Ranma gun "change anyone's gender instantly?" Sailor
Moon "I'm Sailor Dude, and I'm gonna get you!" "Ew, Zero! I just saw you naked!"
Foamy. "I have a sudden urge to write Emo poetry.." Girl on the couch use the
evil remote to advantage. We Love Katamari! King of all Cosmos.
Awesome!
DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL - "Daddy's Little Girl
is in the Girl's Gone Wild Video!" music video to goofy country song by Tom Mabe
"It was Spring Break! She was half-baked!" Nothing explicity appears on the
screen due to censor bars, but the implications are clear :)
Poink!
DERAILED - The happy railroad train "This
Thread" rides on, full of happy socializing people talking along. Then one jerk
takes a sledgehammer and knocks out a rail ahead of the train. The happy This
Thread derails, flipping over and turning into a horror scene with people
burning, dismembered and bodies everywhere. Full screen end now "DO NOT DERAIL
THIS THREAD!" Don't be a chatroom, mailing list troll.
CASTLE III PART A - Stick figure action and
drama. The Castle was found when first exploring a newly opened parralell
universe, and scientists found a source of power inside.. power that could keep
a resource-depleted Earth alive. But there was also something evil inside.. the
General sends in his most trusted agent to find out what happened to the
scientists.
IT GEEKS:GOT WII? - All of Wonchop's
friends get Wii's, except for him. "If I hear one more person say I got a
Wii..." guy drinks bear "Where's the bathroom, I gotta weee!" Wonchop goes nuts,
kills Luigi. Tribute to James Brown at the end.
Consumer warning at the end "USE THE
STRAP!!" to avoid the Wii controller sailing and destroying the TV.
ZELDA: UO EPIS:3 - The Legend of Zelda
Unknown Origins. Link breaks things, and people cheer. Link draws pictures of
himself, wondering how he did that one attack, he remembers doing it before?
LInk and friends go to the Secret Spot, fight giant monster. Clips from Link
Manga?
AND THE BIRDS FLEW - Black and white.
Student gets hit by tree chopped down by logger.. ends up dead. Ghost asks him
to follow up a staircase and fly past memories of his life. Short.
Artsy.
BUSKER BRANDFORD - Guy with electric piano
goes a one-man concert "Ok, time to rock the world!" Dueling MIDI music themes!
Star Wars theme, Back to the Future, Imperial March, John Williams music.
Dueling Banjos, Dueling keyboarders. Brandford gets owned, leaves his keyboard.
Now he needs to pay for the keyboard. "Are you gonna run?" "No, I'm gonna
stand." Just stands there. Statue? Guy with cardboard family. Guy has Tongs
street act.
MOVEMENT PROJECT - Guy wity cybernetic
shoulder tests to see how fast he can run, with video game music playing in the
background. Morphs into different animals, monkey, wolf, falcon, horse. Golden
Sun 2 - battle theme. tenacious D? Barracuda, swims underwater
EVOLUTION ! - The history of evolution..
not. Killer blobs, Martian waste dumped into Earth's oceans, fish climbing out
of water and then being struck by lightning. Lots of goofy cartoony
things.
PRESS START:STATUE - "In a world much like
our own.. except with monsters and anthropomorphic animals.. war was
beginning.." Sonic, furries, lot of video game characters! "Statue of
Limitations" Evil guy doesn't like this statue. Mario and Sonic show up to fix
him. "Yes.. those overalls.. that shrill grinding noise.. I'd recognize the two
of you anywhere.. You're the industrial smoothers here to correct the statue!"
Guys blink? Destroy the statue, dropping it on him. "Don't you think you took a
bit much off the top?" Johnson tries to keep warning him.
LEMON NAD KARL 4 - Beating a Dead Ghost
Pirate.
SNOWMAN LOUIS THE LUSH - British snowman
gets drunk in Christmas Eve, sings a drinking song, vomits snow into his cap.
"So I drink all night.. in the cold winter not.. thinking Santa just might...
come.. this year..." Santa flies over head.. but doesn't stop. Sad :( Be good.
Karma.
SEASONS SPRING - A tribute to Spring, set
to the music of Beethoven. Flowers bloom, ice melts off hills, rabbits and swans
and deer come out to play. Relaxing.
LOZ: MY IMMORTAL - Music video to
Evanescence. Legend of Zelda. Zelda, trapped in her crystal, witnesses Link
defeated by Ganon, sings a sad song as a sprite orchestra players. Sad.. at
first. Sprites from all the Zelda games. Love conqures all. Valentine's
Day.
OLD LADY AT THE AIRPORT - Airport security.
Lady is hard of hearing. Fat guard wants the thin guard to let her go. She gives
him a wedge. Old lady turns out to be an anthropomorphic switchblade, takes a
seat. That's it. Nothing bad happens.
Homeland security.
TS_XMAS_parts_4 - Furry guys fight little
demon thing. Evil mastermind tries to steal Christmas Presents, until little
girl gives him a box, he cries. "Wait? How did you know I was here little
girl??" Lots of cute crying people. They offer him dinner, then throw him out
when he says he'll go back to being evil later. Strange cartoons, people with
swords.
MGS:TAS EP 4 - Metal Gear Solid the
Animated Series Ep 4. Total bizarre randomness. Don't even try to make sense out
of this. Snake invades Magic Bunny Land? Goofy, goofy cartoons.
ORDINARY MAN EP 1 - Ketchup - The most
ordinary of all superheros saves they day by helping a fat guy squeeze ketchup
onto his burger from an almost-empty bottle. "Oh no.. my sandwich is cold!"
Food, spits or swallows.
RED AND YUFFIE the movie - Final Fantasy.
Girl is bummed that all the other final fantasy character has cheezy merchandice
mubs, and Cloud most of all! Cloud "Ow, I hurt my thumb." "WE LOVE YOU!!" Furry
cats with flaming tails. Sephiroth shows up, more emo people. Cloud Vincent
movie sucks, big battle scene against a worm. Ridiculously overpowered anime
battle moves. Vincent just steps on the worm while Cloud's craziness blows up a
nearby building. Sephiroth's sword is just too big.. throws him off the planet
"Stupid Sword!"
THERE ONCE WAS A HOUSE - Girl dares a boy
to knock on the door of a haunted house. Lots of rain, forboding. He knocks..
door opens. He goes in.. sees an old lady sleeping. Looks close.. she opens her
mount. CRUNCH. And now they're zombies. Halloween. Don't take
dares.
MR. WEATHER PART 3 - "Where are we going to
find ice cream in outer space?" Floating ice cream truck. "You can't be
serious." Outer space submarine? "Oh no, space hobos." Hobos attack, wanting
their gumball machine. Simple 2D animation combined with decent 3D space
sequences. Star Trek and Star Wars were never quite this cheesy.. but maybe
close.
TRIBUTE TO HINATA: REMADE - Tribute to that
shy girl in Naruto who wants to get Naruto's attention, but can never seem to
quite do it, because she's too shy to speak openly. Anime, adult swim. Romance,
Valentine's Day.
L1F3: THE TWELFTH NIGHT - A guy asks a Yeti
to summarize William Shakespeare's play "The Twelfth Night" Girl dresses as a
unic. "That's a guy with his balls chopped off." Guy is confused. Ends up
watching a sleezy movie of the same name. Lots of people having sex? "Why does
Shakesspear make me feel DIRTY!??" Don't read the Cliff Notes kids, read the
play. Yeti rave. Study in school! Poink and history.
IDA'S LUCK - The story of another Scarry
little girl, adopted off the street by a well-meaning, well-bred English husband
and wife, who soon discover that strange things happen around Ida, who never
talks. Bad luck? Or something more? Part 1/2.
ON THE MOON - The toast king gets a new
computer on the Moon! HAL from 2001. "This is very important - CAN THIS DO
MINESWEEPER?" Annoying email. "My mind is going.. I can feel it Dave." HAL sings
Daisy. Random. Technical Difficulties. Rasvar?
BRING A CONDOM ON A DATE? - A quandry
worthy of Poink. A guy is about to go on a date, when a pub buddy tosses him a
condom. "A condom? On a first date? I've been.. ___ dates without sex!" "Then
this should be the charm!" Date progresses, they have a great time, and go back
to her place.. and she wants him! Only.. when he takes out the condom. "You
brought a CONDOM on a first date? WHAT KIND OF PERSON BRINGS A CONDOM TO A FIRST
DATE!?" she throws him out. Male frustration.
Evil Valentine's Day.
5 BUSY SHAPES - A quick fun claymation
about several blocks of clay that form a mouse, a house, a pool and a car. Quick
demonstration of the art, fun!
SUMMER CAMP:EPISODE 1 - Start with "Time
Traveling Bears" short, goofy Saturday Morning Cartoon Power Ranger-like thing.
Afterwards, a kid get sent to the Summer Camp from hell. "Aren't you glad you
got into cabin 5 with me!?"
MEAT GRINDER - Well animated but disturbing
rendition of a city being overrun by mechanical harveting machines that steal
organs, noses, etc. One inventor tries to escape in a flying machine.
Halloween.
SLIVER - Some little guys hunting a bee
lose track of it as it finds a bush covered with beautiful berries! All the
strange creatures of the forest come to take some.. but it turns out the bush is
an animal waiting to eat them! The bee takes his former persuers into the air to
try and save them. Scene of a living room "WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE WE
WATCHING!??" Classical music "March of the Marionettes" from Sorceror's
Apprentice?
DISHOOM VS THE BUTCHER - Awesome animated
music video about an anthro rooster pimp who takes care of his harem of hens,
until one day the butcher makes off with them. He puts on his best clothes and
chased the van down, blowing it up and saving them all. Furry! Valentine's Day.
Romance. Adventure.
THE ORIGIN OF TREE - Story of Superman..
sort of. While working on the escape pod Dad accidentally sends the wrong son
flying to Earth as he pounds on the console when Mom says "Dinner's Ready!"
"Well, at least I still have you, Kal'El" Kal'El spontaniously explodes "Oh...
fuck." Superheros! Parody.
PAINT_IT_BLACK - An evil elemental of black
paint colors everything black as a music video from the Doors vietnam-era music
plays. "I see a red door and I want it to be black.."
DANTE'S INFERNO: CANTO I - A traveler finds
himself facing off three beasts in the forest. Poet offers him a choice.. face
off sins, or travel to hell to understand them. "To be continued." "Well,
probably not." "Depends on how much time I have"
CRASH - A flash animator makes a wonderful
flash over several weeks, working hard, for two years! Almost ready to save..
but then.. Flash 8 crashes. Angel "Ok.. calm down, stress is bad.. stress is
evil.. just calm down.." guy crushes him. Save your work! Animation. Technical
Difficulties. Vaudville music.
PRESS START: MAGE - Video game parodies.
Two heros watch a group of dark mages, guy threatens them with a cross. Cute
little mages fight back, future guy talks them into giving them the device. Old
school nintendo fun.
-=STEALTH=- More stick figuring fighting
fun. Anime moves. "Is this data worth all the killing?"
THE TOM FULP EXPERIENCE - Random Black and
White fast goofy flash about Tom Fulp and Bill Murray surfing on a wild car
dropping off a skyscraper and then a horror seen about a 7-11 slurpy which
starts an elaborate dream sequence which is really like the scene before and
then the car crashes and they burn and this cat starts dancing to Cyndie
Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" "EDN!(END)" Pointless action
scenes.
UNFORGOTTEN REALMS - Two Dungeons and
Dragons players argue wether to heal their undead rat. "You'd just kill him
again!"
SCIENTLOLOJYUUICHI!! - A parody of
Scientology, in the style of.. that unspellable Japanese Pokerap Niel Cieglera
did to start the whole Animutation craze. Tom Cruise is a cartoon character that
goes about brainwashing kids to the beat. Then some group called Anonymouse
hacks his web page. Matrix Agent Smith showdown scene. Goofy.
Cults.
SOCKLOPS - Guy recalls being a giant blob
attached to machines. Mad Science experiments. "We've invented a computer who's
actually a pedophile!" Police arrest anyone who used it. Self-aware cigarette
lighter. Mind control. Medical testing. Solution to the problem of wanting to
smoke a car. Guy can shrink size, goes subatomic. Gives himself an award for
floating through a donut. From the Saladfingers guy. David Frith.
WE ARE NATIVEAMERICANCATS - Documentary(?)
on cat culture. "Our culture not only effects ourselves.. but the animals around
us!" Cats playing Indians. "I guess people are confused by what we're doing? But
it's not that complicated." Dances with mice. Chief of Cats. "We Smokem Catnip."
Furry, anthropomorphic. Cats are computer programming? Cat finds his girlfriend
in bed with bias coworker. Goes crazy and breaks things. Becomes an alcoholic.
"I guess that's a stereotype of Native Americans. And it's not true!.. it just
is for me." "We Are Native American Cats" Lots of 70's music.
THE RED LINE - Art collaboration where one
frame with a red line on it transitions into the next image. Random, funny!
Occasionally gross. Everything from Pong to Pacman. Tons of artists. Art
Jam!
DCK-CHRISTMAS OF HORRORS - Cycon looks for
a Christmas Tree. Cycon extinguises the Burning Bush, doh. Talking Christmas
Tree talks him into taking him. "So when are all of my Christmas dreaming gonna
come true?" "The question is.. what are you gonna do for me?" Tree needs blood?
Little shop of horrors. Tampoons don't work. Cycon kills his friends to feed the
evil tree. Santa appears "Ho Ho HOLY CRAP!" Santa gets eaten too. Evil
Christmas.
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FUTURE - Anime motorcyclists race the
police and battle giant robots in this special effects flash music video. Ken
Ishii music. Highly rated.
CAPTAIN CAPITALISM:NRC - The econimics-bias
superhero sets out to teach kids that giving *isn't* what's Christmas is all
about. Karl Marx is Santa Claus! The Red menace spreads communism one child at a
time. Goofy, stylish.
SHAMOOZAL:NINJA - Kid and his disgruntled
talking dog Shamoozal trash his sister's room by pretending it's a ninja samauri
battleground.
WATERMAN EP IX - Waterman gets a new pair
of eyes. He and Roybot try to win the local soapbox derby while Armadillo uses a
clockwork robot to pose as Waterman and try to ruin his date.
THE KARNAGE INCIDENT - Samauri cat with big
sword takes down tons of feline police and duels with a anime robot.
Action.
LILORPHANBOY - A seriously twisted and
random flash about a boy in a wheelchair with Turrets Syndrome trying to find a
cure as a Christmas miracle. Meanwhile, disgruntled Santa finally snaps.
Gratuitous violence and gore.
WHEN I GROW UP - Story of four seeds a
little girl plants, slowly growing. 3 stick together and make fun of the 4th,
who has an oversized eye. They become flowers stage by stage, while the Sun and
Moon literally battle overhead in a goofy fashion. Sort of sad ending "You can't
always make yourself happy, but you can make somebody else happy."
HOLIDAY BRAINSTORM - A reindeer, cat, dog,
stick figure and others sit at an executive business table and try to think of a
Christmas Card idea. Each has strange ideas of their own, with the reindeer
putting down most of the others, then offering his own wild idea. In the end,
they use all of them. Merry Christmas!
SAMANTHA - Very touching story of a boy and
his cat, best of friends. One day Samantha disappears, and the boy goes on a
trek to find her, evading distractions along the way. Eventually though, he
loses track of what he was after, getting lost in a blurr of capitalism and
trading and trinkets. When Samantha finds him, he doesn't recognize her, even
when she goes out of her way to help him. Sad. How does it end? Have to watch
it. Friendship, love.
GUITAR HEROES - Two blobs with J.S.Bach
wigs have a dueling banjos-style electric guitar war on stage. The J.S.Bach
Experience. Rock and roll :)
THE BLACK BIRD 7 - Details ninja story
similiar to The Little Ninja. Kid with a blackbird and a little demon friend
tries to find a key to save a prisoner. Has to fight 3 creatures who appear
human at first.. but then turn out to be more like nagas, or giant earthworms.
They eat their own heads when severed, and one eats a friend. Strange. A monk
comes by and uses magic to dispell them after the tense fight. Action comic
series.
BAMBI 3 FINAL JUSTICE - Bambi plays Rambo
with evil human hunters, seeing vengange against those who killed his mother.
Eat your heart out Disney.
FURRY RANDOM STUFFS - Video game parodies,
Mario fights evil dog handpuppet, Clock crew, sonic. "5 years of B!" Tank men.
Heavy metal mario music. Pokemon. Link tries to get Shamus out of bed. "Lol not
furry!" Sonic and Tails get stuck in a pipe by rocks, Tails finally has to fart
horribly.
Mr. SAVES THE DAY - An anthro bat creature
created by genies appears whenever someone says "I'm not exactly Mr. Saves The
Day" and helps people, often against his will. Stops a robbery in Spokane. Gets
a guy some toilet paper. Weird superheros.
A VERY SPRITEY CHRISTMAS - A group of
traditional animators decide to take down a group of Sprite animatiors as
they're having a Christmas party. Includes Blockhead "We're only taking you
because Bitey left"
THE LEGEND OF GRANDMA - Grandma discovers
that "There's a demon in my fat!" it talks to her, insults people, and causes
people's heads to explode. "Time to take drastic measures. Doug, take me to
church" Priest's head explodes. The End. Fitness. Exercise.
SANTA VS SATAN - A good-looking anime Santa
and a Dragonball Z Satan duel with candy canes and other Christmas gear. Turns
out Satan really just wants to be loved, that's why he pretended to be Santa.
"People don't love me because I'm Santa, they love me because I spread the
love!" "Spread.. the love?" Satan reforms. Merry Christmas! Happy
Ending!
NEENJA VOLUME 4 - A middle-eastern ninja
with a big nose defeats a conjured monster in an exquisitely well-done
hand-drawn sequence. Goes home, gets drunk. Friend ers.. "Don't you think..
there will be more?" Neenja isn't worried, passes out. In a dark hall, a lady
summons a horde of monsters with her sketchbook. To be continued!
CAROL OF THE ROBOTS - Two robots with
keyboards on their chests and a little one with a broken radio perform a
spontanious Carol of the Bells, electronic edition. Christmas. Animator made the
arraignment too!
SNOWY 3: THE NIGHTMARE - Frosty the Snowman
is back.. and this time he's EVIL. In animation that looks very close to the
original children's special, the little girl who put the hat on his head is
confined to a mental hospital after her family was destroyed. The orgins of
Snowy revealed! Nightmare on Elm Street parody! Freddy vs Snowy? Links to all
three episodes above.
GIFT OF AGES - A ragged traveler recieves a
present from heaven, a star that shoots off. He follows it on his moose, and
witnesses the Christmas Story, baby Jesus's birth, and his crusifiction. He
falls to his knees, and the old man's brown robe absorbs the blood.. turning
red. Saddened, but determined to do something, he puts on his Christmas hat, and
becomes Santa Claus. Sad. Music of Frederic Chopin, piano. "I give so you may
give."
PROBLEM WITH THE HOLIDAYS - Demented Mr.
Rogers opens. Shortage of PS3 causes shoppers to kill each other. Osama bin
Laden at work? Evil manager orders clerks to work on Christmas. Happy Holidays,
jerk. Vampire guy's house is now covered with religious symbols. Weird remake of
A Christmas Carol. "That's downright depressing" Not offending people on
Christmas.
CHRISTMAS FOR ONE PLEASE - Clock Crew. A
happy music video to the traditional "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas",
except for Knight Clock, who's all alone with a photograph of his lost family.
Looks like Tiny Tim. Sad. "Please, have a Merry Christmas.."
THE ULTIMATE PRESENT - Dog creates a
snowman, gets in snowball fight with cat. Elwood the dog. Dog's wife tries to
get him to think of the less fortunate. "Well, at least you got something for
me, right?" Elwood uh ohs. Time to find a gift, FAST! Asks trashcan foxes for
help. Talks to ducks he hasn't talked to in years, then other animals, takes a
picture of them all. She likes it! He gets.. a chew toy. Of the kind he found
earlier. Doh. Merry Christmas!
COLLEGE UNIVERSITY CHRISTMAS SPECIAL - Guy
makes a documentary to the North Pole? "You know, they already did a documentary
about Penguins.. it's called Batman Returns." "The Workshop" parody of The
Office. Disgruntled elves, Santa makes elf jokes. Elves want their own song and
recognition! 'We're Gonna Kill Santa Clause' "Did they actually KILL Santa
Claus?" "No, just wounded him. By the way, they're staying with us for a while."
Merry Christmas - Cancelled.
THE THINKING IMPAIRED EP5 - Shopping for
clothes, weird tshirt logos "Being happy makes me sad." Fashions. Strange love.
Gift certificates are evil? Super basketball on a trampoline! Mentos and diet
coke rocket! Guy mails coke to himself in case he runs out.
TRICKY MADNESS 2 - Undead Jesus and the
zombie clown from Madness talk to you about evil things, then freak out to heavy
metal music and slaughter The Hero and each other with complete shamless carnage
that gets in your face. End with "Ok, I'm Fucking done, sorry >:[ - Krinkels"
Merry BLEARRGGG!
CORPORATED DUMMY EXTENDED - A crash test
dummy gets to be a corporate executive, and excels at the role. Corporate
recruiting video. But not really. All speak German. "Sucess through Quality"
Then the stock crashes. "Bye Bye" Series of dummies crashing on a conveyor belt.
Doom. Music video to C-60, "Erforg"
INGUS:CHRISTMAS - Blitzen goes on drugs,
takes hostages. Police attack, boom. Robo Scrooge 1846 attacks, eyebeams,
attacks Japan. A Christmas Carol redone with superpowers. Scrooge uses knowledge
of the future to take down the 3 badass ghosts. DragonballZ powers. Passes out
"Are you done?" "Yes!" trips on the rock, face impaled on. Ingus steals
cheesehead beaver's coat, gets frostbite anyway. Just plain
strange.
OMG! SMB MISHAPS! 2 - Super Mario Mishaps 2
- Posion mushroom, too powerful spring, storm of fish everywhere. Invisible
block bashes him away from flag. Flag impact is painful, tips over. Luigi drops
it on him. Tries to power up as falling turtles keep bashing him. Jaws music as
squid attacks. "Sorry Mario, but Luigi has already saved the princess." Mario
boots Toad into the stratosphere.
CHRISTMAS ROMANCE - Love song for a pair of
fairies in love! Anime music in background, not anime art style though.
Exploring the magic forest. Love! Valentines. "No matter who you are, no matter
where you are, Christmas is meant to be celebrated together" Merry
Christmas!
SANTA... TO DIE, PARTS 1 & 2 - Two
brothers make a pact to kill Santa Close because he screwed them over. "Santa
Claus is Coming to Die" Uncle tells kids Santa is spying on them, and how to get
exactly what you desire. 1. Be Good 2. Be Nice 3. Be Honest 4. Don't Pout 5.
Don't Shout 8. Be Positive. Santa doesnt' grant $1 million in cash or handguns
or girls. "We kept our requests short and simple" Get toys and $10 bills. So,
they set a trap for him. Based on a true story? I hope not O_O Evil
Christmas.
AN UNFORGOTTEN CHRISTMAS - Unforgotten
Realms, parody of the Dungeons and Dragons Forgotten Realms. Coofy animated
comic of D&D players. One invites his girlfriend Cindy to play, the DM is a
bit freaked "There are no girls in this campaign!" but comes around. Then freaks
out again when her character turns out to be centauress! Cool stylish crude
graphics. Geeks rejoice! DM manages to get slapped by Cindy over and over again.
Quest for 100,000 gold! For an impossible list to fill. "Maybe if we do a
Montage.." You can do it.. you can do it.. YOU CAN DO IT!!! Positive 80's music
parody. Quest reward: PS3! Looking for gold frankensense and myr. What are they?
TURMOIL UNDER THE TREE - A kid playing with
friends gets tempted by a beautiful Christmas Tree, only to get sucked inside by
an imp. Turns out Santa Claus is actually a demon, and those elves are his
coworkers. "YOU HAVE DISTURBED MY WORKSHOP!!!" Kid tries to escape, then gets
throw into a pit of light. Returns to the surface. Maybe Santa isn't such a bad
guy after all? Evil Christmas.
THE GRINCH!...abridged - How the Grinch
Stole Christmas.. well, kinda. It actually ends in a huge nuclear explosion
after 10 seconds. "I'm MELTING! OH MY GOD!!..*BOOOM!!*" And the ending music!
Evil Christmas! Director's Cut. AWESOME! Michael Eisner.
SONIC: HIS WORLD - Music video to "His
World" by Zebrahead, fast rock, fast animation. Lots of things blowing up,
invading a giant Death Star thing. Very good sense of speed and scale, trying
repeatly to reach a ledge.
BREAK IN AND YOUR FIRED 8 - Animated spoof
of the Conan O'Brian show. Conan makes a joke about Donald Trump divorcing his
wife. Donald invades the studio, preparing to attack. "Lots of people make fun
of you, why don't you kill them?" "You were the easiest to track down." Jay Leno
appears, but I don't know why.
SPRITE YOU...AGAIN? - A cool tutorial about
ways to making and manipulating sprites! Starts with a demonstration of the
artist putting himself into Mortal Kombat 3 (with somewhat gruesome results)
then cheating to blow Scorpion away.
THENIGHTSANTAWENTCRAZY - Music video to
Weird Al's "The Night Santa Went Crazy" using the same song. Madness tribute
cameo.
THE 12 PAINS OF CHRISTMAS - The Twelve
Pains of Christmas. Music video to famous parody Doctor Demento
song.
THE NEW GUY - Robot CEO talking to a panda gets a
message that the new guy, a Tyrannosaurs Rex dinosaur starts eating people.
"Better switch me on" Robot sprouts rockets, get stress with girlfriend. Fun at
the workplace.
SPOILSBURY TOAST BOY 2 - David Frith, Saladfingers
guy. Kids looks between one hole in his wall to the other. Call for help behind
the wall. Insect pulls a practical joke on him? Insects everywhere. Claw takes
him to work. "Quick children, make the toast. We don't want to make the master
angry." Bad bosses. Insects control the world! Insects swarm grandmother's face.
Beatle "Mucus has a certain degree of intelligence." Totalarian society. Insect
crawls in kids's ear like in Wrath of Khan! EWW! Nightmares. Bugs having sex
o_O. Crazy psycosis. Halloween. Not safe for work. Evil.
MEGAMAN COLLAB - Montage of different authors doing
video game fight scenes. Japanese pop with subtitles. Anime fight scenes, high
speed fight scenes. Goofy races, racing. Music video. Mentos commercial
extra.
WEEBL AND BOB - GOTHIC - Music video of Weebl
weirdness. Goofy song. Bob has massive body piercings. "Bob.. lord of the dark."
"Why have you become goth?" "I'm depressed at not having pie." Weebl trys goth
clown costume. Moaning goth nightclub music. Girl with HUGE goth boot.
Advertisement for Weebl toys!
PIZZA DAY! - Music video to The Aquabats: Pizza
Day! Guy walks through sea of chewing gum. Dancing pumpkinhead. Weird. Jedi
lightsaber fight for no reason. Pointless stuff. Gordon Freeman from Halflife
has a headcrab on his face, like the people in the Christmas thing.
IMPERIAL RAGE - Star Wars parody, tribute. "The
general, who became a slave, who became a jedi, who defied an empire. New
characters, takeoff on the movie Gladiator. Like a movie trailer, with no movie.
Odd crossovers.
BLOCKHEAD: EPISODE 5 - Imaginatry friend rides the
bus. Blockhead can't do math, steals the answers, cheats. Jumps out the back of
the schoolbus and licks a guy's windshield. "The Mission" Advertisement for
Tongs. Subliminal messages. Middleages guy still wants Blockhead to die.
Harvesting the Nails. "Shut up!" "I love you!" "I hate you" Blockhead destroys a
lemonade stand and sells nails. Sells them to an old lady who drinks it.
Madness.
AKIRA THE DON - CLONES - Music video from Akira the
Don. "I'm all alone so are we all.. we're all clones, one are all one are all."
Rap music. Monopoly. Lots of random violence. Pink clone blob people. Mad
scientist.
ATU: DELUSIONS OF GRANDURE - Across the Universe.
Spaceman explores unknown planet, finds killer zombie. Girl has science fiction
nightmare. Spaceshift finds Earth. "Destroy target? Y/N" "Earth 2005" Guy in
pickup truck listening to music, Nobuo Uematsu's "Across the Universe" Sign
static, then girl arrives in a burning comet. Love? To Be
Continued.
GROOVY! - Music video to Simon & Garfunkel's
"Groovy". Happy song filled with happy violence. Twisted. Hummingbird gets shot
with an arrow. Fast and fun.
BRA BASHING - Foamy's goth girlfriend "I'm not
wearing bras anymore!" "Man's tortourous items of oppresion!" Foamy things she's
directing her self-loathing at gaining weight. Breasts almost pop out of her
shirt, tong eats her underwear. "Why can't I just stop eating all those really
tasty junk foods?"
CLOCK TOPICS - Clock Crew. "Oh boy, Newgrounds!"
Mutated into Strawberry clock. "Today we have with us a fat insane Christian
woman named.." "GARGOYLES!" o_O Talk shows. She's a Sith Lord? Strange clock and
Blackmagic. Jerry Springer. Fanatics.
NOODLES THE NINJA DOG - 1 - Song "Turning
Japanese". "Is your life boring? Feel like doing something about it?" "Nope." TV
gets mad. Store clerk wants to off his boss. Ninja dog tries to free dog trapped
in the petshop, but gets choosen.
DONALD'S PIZZA HEAVEN - Knight fights dragon. "I
just got back from Donald's Pizza heaven, I'm too full to fight!" Stupid fun
commercial! Spits or Swallows. "I like Donald's Pizza heaven for the All you can
eat Buffett!" Cheering! "I like Donald's Pizza Heaven because there's never any
black people there!" Silence. "I mean.." changes it, cheering! Stick puppets.
Fast food.
TOOTHBRUSH LAND - "Hey kid, every wonder where
toothbrushes come from?" Sucked down the toilet into Toothbrush land. "It's a
sewer!" Mutant rats, Spiders with machine guns, Rubber Ducks with Harmonicas.
General Toothbrush! Goofy Blue's Clue's -like warp. Toothbrush "And by the way
Timmy, I'm your father!" Star Wars. Awesome Pointless fun.
THE ART OF FIGHTING - Zero, Bass, Neji, and Sonic
fight in a tornament. Crazy free-for-all battle. Megaman characters. Overpowered
anime moves. High speed. Bullet Time. Zero combines with Megaman to destroy
Bass. Video game.
STONE TABLETS - Hooded monks read stone tablets.
First rule: "Thou shall not write on stone tablets.." Finding an alterative to
paper. "Do you think writing on wood serves Satan?" "Wood loves fire.."
Christian debate. "We shall not tell others how to live their lives.. it seems
you're serving two masters?" "Thou shall not ask the opinion of others.." More
violations. "Thou shall not delay the decision-making on rules.." again! "I was
drunk. I did it slowly." Thou shall not drink is #9. Alternative Ten
Commandments. #7 Thou shall not use the word 'Shall'. Religious comedy. Group '3
For All'. A bit like Monty Python. Commitee decision-making.
ENDLESS DREAM: EPISODE 3 - Audio by Winterwind.
Cool music! Guy who thought his girlfriend was dead died himself in a car
accident. He wanders the Dream, looking for a way out. Guy with headphones tells
him how to leave, walk through an endless grass field and talk to a rabbit who
can turn a blue sky pink. "However, if you reach the portal at the wrong time,
you will end up in Thanatos' nightmare." Alice in Wonderland. Strange fantasy
voyage.
OVER THE HILLS - Audio by 'Nightwish'. Rock song
about a criminal, guns banging with drums. Guy accused of crime spent his last
night with the wife of his best friend. 10 years in prison. "Over the hills and
far away." Thugs force guy to rob a shop. He reads her letters, and she waits
for him to return. Strangly upbeat. Strong love. "She prays he will return one
day." Valentine.
CC - CLOCKIFICATION - Mineral Water Clock has to
pass the Tests to be registered as a Clock. "Congradulations, you passed the
Siezure test." Final Fantasy X music. But Strawberry is away for a year!
"Correct, B is the anwser to everything." Weird Initiation rituals.
HUNTERS - EPISODE 1 - Three treasure hunters try to
recover an orb stolen from the federal space treasury. "I hunt the most
dangerous game of all.. Man!" "But.. I'm a dragon?' Space ships and space
pirates and other cool stuff.
RAPTOR LINCOLN - IINTRO - Doctor Bob tries to clone
Abe Lincoln, but crossed him with a dinosaur by accidnet. Inept mad science.
Quick and goofy.
SHERIFF BENSON #4 - Sheriff's Egg McMuffin bursts
into flames mysteriously. Then Doctor Phil rises and bursts into flames on TV.
"Makes you mad. It's kind of annoying." "Everything I like is bursting into
flames. You've got to make me not like you. Make me hate you tomtom!" Green
horse sits in the jacuzzi. Weird. Twilight Zone. Mad Scientists puts a curse on
him. "You have to kill the source" "You?" "Ya, basically." Earth Wind and Fire,
The Aquabats, goofy music! Benson likes the mad scientist's taste in music,
incinerating him. Devo helmet. Superheros.
(2005)BEST KLAY SPORT - Knox attacks again.
Claymation. Blue guy wants to learn a sport. Tennis for zombies.
AGRESSIVE DREAM - Guy watches televison while a
demon in the TV throws things at him. Technical Difficulties. TV explodes.
Toilet demon! World under the toilet! Darth Vader breathing. Mad Science.
Nightmares.
HELIUM INDUCES INSANITY - Anime girl inhales
helium, sings the Birthday Song, the Lollipop King song from the Wizard of Oz,
freaks out Edwin Elric from Full Metal Alchemist. "What?"
BLACK FRIDAY BLUES - Guy tries to go to work on
Black Friday (the Friday after Thanksgiving, busiest shopping day of the year!
Crazy Christmas Shopping), but gets caught in horrid traffic until the sun goes
down! "Coupons! Coupons! Money! Money! I want to shop, but I don't want to buy,
I just want to SAVE!" Time passes "I hope I'm fired!"
-FACELESS- - A tribute to the Jewish Holocaust of
WW2. Metallica's "Unforgiven" plays in the background as a prisioner watches the
ovens and gas chambers at work. Drama.
LOVE ME LOVE ME NOT - Furry cat tries to impress a
snobbish girl cat with many gifts, finally entering a dragon's cave and stealing
a huge diamond, then gets chased by the beast, who gets stuck in the entrance on
the way out. She STILL doesn't take the gift! Depressed tomcat runs into another
girl who lost her bow as it got blown in the wind, find it for her, and she
likes him :) Simple things sometimes mean the most. Snobbish girl sees news of
the diamon in the news and tries to make it up to the tomcat, but he and his new
girlfriend hmph, and drive off in their new limo, splattering mud on her.
Valentines Day love story! If at first you don't succeed, try try
again.
THE AFTERLIFE - An angel arrives in heaven, only to
find a sign saying "For your comfort and security, you will be alone for all of
eternity :)" Angel doesn't want to be alone, makes a girl from a cloud, and
slowly brings colors back to the white cloud-world. Ragtime music.
