Quick Flash animation that's a takeoff on
Mrs Pacman, with PacPoink being
chased by Officer Ezra, and Bambi (or
whatever Poink's girlfriend is currently
named) being chased by Officer Seal.
Just when they're about to get caught,
they bump into each other! Brian
Reynolds strikes again!
LieslFox cools! Wants Frogger with
Java?
0:23 - Java "Hey! I'm Great! ^_^" Ezra hellos
"What have you been up to?"
Java ...... ..... ..... "Nothing!" "Nothing?"
"Nothing you need to know about
^_^."
Pitch for Vanity Frog.
0:24 - Stagehands are joined by
Stagefeet?
LieslVoop eyes Poink "Do you have a foot
fetish?" "Yes, I have a voop fetish
too!" Poink nibbles her, she
arghs.
0:25 - Welcoming Liesl back after a month. Ezra
whispers "Whatdidyoubringsus?"
Feffernoose..? Java wants it!
0:26 - Laidpooken.. Nurenburg gingerbread? "How do
folks ASK for this stuff?"
Mozart Chocolates, next year is his 250th's
birthday?
The Big Gulp, not an inport!
0:27 - Rum cocos... 150 proof?? Chocolate doom!
Java wants them!
Glue Vine? Whatsit?
0:28 - Poink didn't know Yappy was part German?
"I'm half-german. I got dilluted."
LieslVoop "Germans have two hobbies.. eating.."
Poink "And drinking!"
Yappy talks about Octoberfest. Vinegar and bacon
potatoe salad?
Liesl talks about going into Sausage Shock after
ever meal.
0:29 - VIDEO: FLUFF & SUCH - I FARTED ON
SANTA'S LAP!
0:32 - Crappy sings "I farted on Santa's lap.."
Yappy "Crappy!" "What?" "Why
did you do that?" "...?"
0:33 - People muching chocolate. Crappy has some
even though it's bad for dogs.
The Temptation of the Rum Balls. Giggling
offstage.
0:34 - Ezra goes into Feffernose pounces. Crappy
"That's what the Holidays are
all about!"
Eating bad food with good people.
0:35 - <JingleHouseRock.mp3>
0:37 - Mystery chocolate. Like mystery meat, but
MUCH better..
Christmas Punch, better than
Nyquil?
0:38 - Yappy "I gotta move to Germany.. Americans
don't know how to make
chocolate :)"
0:39 - People feel dazed after the
chocolates. Liesl has a resistance after a lot of it overseas. Poink hmms "I
don't feel anything.." then woos...
0:40 -
<DoctorDemento-ISawDaddyKissingSantaClaus.mp3>
0:42 - "Then much to my surprise... It wasn't
Santa after all but Mommy in
disguise!" kid is relieved. Crappy "I need a
rest after that.."
Todferret tells Poink he's being naught. Poink
"By the way.. my eyes aren't
the only thing that glows.." holds up a bright
red pen from below.
Tod thinks about it "Get that away!!" Seal
ORKS!
0:43 - LightThinger duels. LieslFox "I see your
Swartz is as big as mine.."
Poink "I put you in.. Griffindor!" JessFox "Ok,
this is just perverted.."
Poink licks his pen. Tod "Will you
stop!?"
Bandit like the pen! "You're really having a
Merry Christmas, aren't you?"
0:44 - Yaegermeister, Nyquill, and you. Poink
thinks Colonel Sanders was drinking
it when he made the recipie.
0:45 - <SantaBaby.mp3> LieslFox sings as
Poink steals her Santahat.
LieslFox woos Poink while asking him for a
Platinum Mine. Poink swoons.
Crappy hops around with a Santa beard bigger
than he is.
0:48 - <SongEnds.mp3> LieslFox looks up to
Crappy "No more chocolates for you!"
Poink "I'm seeing purple peckers!
@_@"
0:49 - Kitchen Cam: Recheri prepares the eggnog.
"Whip it! Whip it good!"
0:50 - Eaglebeagle waves from the portable
computer, brandishes the Big Gulp.
0:51 - Recheri adds stuff. Liesl oohs "Powdered
cocain!" Recheri holds the
box of Vanilla up to the camera. Madagascar
vanilla?
0:52 - Cooking with Recheri. Yappy "Who can take a
whole shot of Vanilla
extract?"
The Secret Ingredient.. a big ass bottle of Rum,
larger than the bowl.
0:53 - Defining how large a *swig* is. Liberal
views.
0:54 - KP gets The First Taste, straps into his
chair.
Liesl "He's drinking more.. he's drinking the
Whole Thing :)"
KP yums "This is Excellent!"
0:55 - Rum changes Crappy into Barry
White?
0:56 - Yumming and munching. Nibbling straws?
Bandit's licking the straw? o_O
0:57 - Egg Merange? Poink "I was looking at it and
thinking.. Burma Shave?"
Poink worries about shaving. People reassure
him.
0:58 - Liesl "Bandit! I'm not playing Crotch-Ball
with you tonight!" Hyper Bandit
Poink is sitting on Jess's head?
People are having a *lot* of fun.
0:59 - Poink "Damn, those people put alchohol in
everything! Crotchball.."
Yappy goes for seconds. Poink "Lets get him
drunk and take him to the nudie bar!
Crappy looks at Poink "You're cut
off!"
1:00 - <ElvisPresly-BlueChristmas.mp3>
HomerDog is still oblivious.
1:02 - Poink "Thankyu! Thankyuverrymuch! Bitch, go
fetch me a peanutbutternNano sandwich. With bacon fat!" thinks "When did Elvis
sound like Barry White? We
commemorate this show to Elvis, who died on the
crapper."
1:03 - <"Lord Almightly, I feel my temperature
Risin'">
Yappy is helpful "I do have a fold-away couch
for when you get blitzed on
eggnog."
1:04 - Poink "Rootin, Tootin, Fresh and
Pootin'"
<WalkingRoundInWomen'sUnderware.mp3> (ie, Walking In a Winter
Wonderland)
Skippy sings! "Latter on.. if you wanna..
we can dress.. like Madona."
1:06 - Poink tries on some fake boobs?
Bandit goes for Liesl? "He's like.. love
me, love my please!"
1:07 - Eggnog inventory. Arthur "I'm
working on my second cup."
A Carrot Christmas. Liesl starts singing
Christmastime in Hell again. "Set him
on fire.."
1:08 - Banana Rum Republic?
<AllIWantForChirstmasIsMyTwoFrontTeeth.mp3>
1:10 - Cthuhlu Carrot rocks out to
Christmas Kazoo Choir. HomerDog ignores him.
1:11 - <TheEnd.mp3> Poink "Give me
the ranch dressing."
Manna Manna with Poink and
Carrot.
Blueberry! Poink "Hi Pecker! That's
something I say every day.."
1:12 - HomerDog looks like Crappy? Crappy
"That's not me.."
Blueberry "That's Mutt.. he's terrified!"
HomerDog sits there.
1:13 - Random disjointed
singing.
<AWantAHippopotamusForChristmas.mp3>
PoinkHippo does Mortal Kombat with
Blueberry. Then they dance to Hippotunes.
1:16 - Poink "I'ma Hungry Hungry
Hippo."
CAPTION PHOTO: POLARBEARS LOUNGING IN A
SUBURBAN SHOVELED DRIVEWAY
Someone asks for a Corvette, and gets a
model for Christmas. Happy Holidays.
1:17 - Drinking responsibly. Poink "I'm
responbile too, I'm wearing a condom!"
Liesl "I wanna go home.." Poink "I'll
flatten your tires!"
Crappy notes flattening tires is easy.
Poink licks Lampchop "DON'T. LICK. ME."
1:18 - Poink "Why don't you like me?"
Lampchop "........ ..... I forgot."
JR accidently elbowsmashes Liesl. "I'm
not gonna sit by the front of the stage
anymore.."
1:19 - Liesl ohboys "I'm ok. .. Who are
you?" Poink "That's good enough for me!"
Giant monkey poses with HomerDog, who
ignores him.
1:20 - Trying to get the monkey to turn on
his mike. <FunkyMonkeyMusic.mp3>
Yappy "Hey that monkey has no arms or
legs!" Monkey "I'm paramonkey. Just have
one big leg down here."
1:21 - Betting on The First Fart of the
Show. Yappy bets JR. Monkey "Will it be
Officer Bob Brady?"
1:22 - Passing the time. Poink "I will now
perform a trick! Bandit will French
Kiss me!" Monkey finds Darth Vader's arm
behind the stage.
Eaglebeagle rollcalls! "84 people in
channel!"
Lots of folks "BlackfootAfk..." (I'm
spacy, what can I say.)
1:25 - "Horray!"
Catching Simba standing up behind stage.
Poink "Simba tit!" <DartStrike.mp3>
1:26 - THXMonkeys? Monkey Mouse?
"MUC..KEY.."
Liesl "My name can substitiuted for that
song. M-I-C,-K-E-Y L-I-E-S-L"
Poink does the song "She's sweet... she's
got nice feet.." goes there.
"M-I-C-K-E-Y
She's-gonna-kick-my-ass.."
1:27 - Benefits of working for Disney. A
little bit of everything?
Poink "I put the X in Christmas baby!"
Yappy calls for more eggnog.
Poink's prehensile tongue. "That's
MiniRandy.." "Let's have a tongue-off!"
Mini does the Jean Simmons
thing.
1:28 - "He picked up the hat with his
tongue!"
1:29 - Armless Legless Monkey speaks.
"Knees up Mother Brown.."
<ThatI'mMisterWhiteChristmasSongYouKNOWWhichOneItIs.mp3>
Java "Friends call me Snowmiser..
whatever I tought.. turns to snow in my
cluth.. I'm too much!"
1:31 -
<ThatHawaiianPhraseThatMeans"MerryChristas".mp3> Hella Kaliko Much..
gah.
1:34 - Poink gives a public service
annoucement. Introduces the Sexual Harasment
Panda. "Don't do drugs."
<NowICan'tSitWithComfortAndJoy.mp3>
"The restroom door said 'Gentlemen' and
I would like to find.. the crummy
little creep who had the nerve to switch
the Sign.."
1:36 - A Western Cowboy
Christmas.
1:38 - Extreme High-speed
Yodeling.
--------------
1:39 - VIDEO: The Second Christmas-Light
House program "Jingle Bells"
1:41 - Barbra Striesand singing? LieslFox
"Her legs look like budda."
1:42 - VIDEO: The Christmas-Light House
presents: "Wizards of Winter" by the
Trans-Siberian Orchestra!
1:45 - Yappy explains it's a 24-channel ZMX
controller or something, very simple
for folks with an electronic
brain.
1:46 - LieslFox recalls how a waiter bent
her credit card. "Oh, you met Frankie!"
Not Rainforest Cafe. Poink offers
something else for him to bend.
1:47 - Liesl "James, who works a the
Chevy's, on highway 50? I hate you!"
1:48 - VIDEO: The Christmas-Light House
legacy continues, with copycats.
1:49 - <FelizNavidad.avi> Semi-cool
rotating tree effect.
1:51 - More lights.. but less creative use
of them.
1:52 - Poink "Police beat me up.." Yappy
thinks copycats should get together
and take over a block. Poink wants to do
Dueling Banjos.
1:53 - Poink and Leisl do synchronized
Dinging. No, really.
1:54 - VIDEO: Copycat Christmas-Light House
#2 Feliz Navidad again.
"I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas..
from the bottom.. of my heart!"
[Isn't that were the refuse is?] (It's an
expression.)
1:55 - VIDEO: Copycat Christmas-Light House
#3 - Carol of the Bells.
People Ding-Dong it in real time. Poink
thinks of lyrics. Siezure lights.
1:56 - Lots of "Ding Dong..
Mkay"s
VIDEO: FLUFF AND SUCH! CAROLLING UNCLE
KAGE AND FRIENDS.
1:57 - FLUFF AND SUCH round 2: BURGER KING
KAGE!? "*DING* fries are done.."
1:59 - Rum-filled chocolate S'mores? Poink
gets an evil idea.
2:00 - Rasvar arrives! Talks about 2 beers
before the game?
JR claims the First Fart of the show
"Gimmee a hug!"
2:01 - VIDEO: REINDEER CHORUS SINGS CAROL,
THAT TURNS INTO GREEN DAY'S "BASKET
CASE"
2:02 - One of the background singer says
"Doom" repeatedly instead of "Doo"
2:05 - Rasvar "Ok folks, I'm just curious..
what did Poink say about the phone
call?" "He didn't say anything.." Rasvar
arghs?
2:06 - Something happened to Rasvar on the
way?
Kitchencam. "Somebody just farted."
"We're all eating."
HomerDog sings! Rasvar "What the heck was
that?"
HomerDog sings "Oooooh Khristmas Trwe."
Rasvar "My God, this tree sounds like
Tod!"
2:07 - Extreme closeup on Liesl and KP
eating.
2:08 - JR scratching his butt.
VIDEO - "MY MENORAH"
2:10 - Rasvar asks JR to explain the phone
call? JR "It sounded like being in
HELL. Should I tell them Everything?"
Rasvar "Yes, I wanna hear from your side
first!"
Rasvar returns from Jacksonville Jaguars
game, after having a few. Calls
JR. JR "'I'mmm DruNK!'.. that would be
my first guess, yeah. 'weeLL I'm Weally
DrunK! I've had 2 of these!'.. like I
can see what he's doing through the
phone.."
Stagehand holds up a 2 gallon pitcher. JR
nods "2 of these, these are basically
my urine-cups, ok?"
2:11 - Rasvar calls JR over and over
"Hello!?" "It's still me." "Ok!"
Ras is hammered. One hour later
"Hellooo.. still drunk!"
JR "So I had another call, and cut him
off, and he calls back *again* 'hellOo! I
am SO DRUNK!' You're not drivin, are
ya? 'NOoo! We got one poor bastard
sitting up and..'" JR arghs "-I'm gonna
kill'm..- 'We're ALL just drunk! Turn
*that* way Bobbie!' and then ten
minutes of "OHMYGOD,OHMYF'INGOD,OHMYGOD.."
More
"OHMYGODOHCHRISTOHCHRISTI'MANATHEISOHCHRIST.."
2:12 - JR "It sounds like dissection 911
over the phone.." Ras takes the mike.
Rasvar "Alright.. alright alright
arlight.." JR "He can't even walk!" "Yes I
can.. ok.. yes, I had plenty to drink
at the game, because I was not driving"
Rasvar "What are you doing?"
Drops-his-pant-doll Moonie moons the camera "Ok"
2:13 - Pickup truck tries to veer to avoid
red mustang.. back end veer..
Ras "Next thing we know.. we're going
down I4..backwards..at 70mph.."
2:14 - JR "This is where I started hearing
the S-bombs start to drop.." "YES!"
Rasvar-peed-himself Cam. Ras isn't phased
by it right now. "I though we'd have
ourselves wrapped around a tree very
quickly.."
"Fornutely.. by some miracle.. our driver
manages to get turned back around"
2:15 - JR recalls high-fiving white guys
over the phone. Someone "I was driving
the red mustage, I
apologize."
<GruffTeddyBear'sPicknic.mp3> Ras
"Apparently we *had* gone off the road.. the
backside of the truck was covered in
mud. THE MUD WAS GOING THE WRONG
DIRECTION!"
2:16 - Tire on one side was halfway down
after broken seal. "Fortunately no one
had an accident in their pants." JR "Are
you sure?"
2:17 - Ras "The was probably the most
interesting bit of driving I've seen in
some time." recalls doing a 420 in a
Pinto. "But never at 70 miles per hour."
JR "Congrates for hitting the Mile-High
Club?" Ras "...We were on the ground."
JR "I'll be honest, I was worried about
you pall." screaming over the phone,
other guys in the background also
screaming. "It's gonna be like Detroit
Rock City.."
Yappy "Which had more adrenaline, the
game or that?" Ras "The game, was pretty
much CRAP?.."
2:18 - Instant sobriety. People congradule
Ras for being alive! Ras pictures
himself becoming One with a tree using
an Irish accent.
Moonie-in-your-face Cam.
2:19 - Empty stage. Yappy "Dead. Stage."
HomerDog ignore him.
Simba off-camera "We're having a party!
Wish you were here :)"
Ezra "Hello everybody, I've been
cookin.."
2:20 - Tai Peanut Chikcen and vegetable
rice. "It starts out as regular white
rice, and I make it taste good..
somehow." headspins from Eggnog.
Yappy arghs at .wmb .asx video files that
don't work. .mpg .mpeg works
2:21 - Nog noggins. Ezra moans "I gotta
drive home.."
VIDEO:
<TheChristmasThatAlmostWasn't.VeryWarpedVersionOfRudolphStory>
2:22 - Kids around the world lose
interesting playing with toys. Learn to play
with themselves? o_O Santa goes to kid's
houses and spies on them.
2:24 - Freaked out kid stares at Santa.
Santa "Well, I guess you've found the
one toy better than Santa can make.. I
guess I have no choice but to cancel
Christmas.."
2:25 - No.. no... please don't do this.. my
Childhood!
2:26 - Guy who sings Blue Moon is a
monster?
2:27 - Momma Claus' singing
sucks.
2:28 - The Island of Misfit Sex To...
OMFG!
2:29 - Vibrator that's afraid of the dark.
"Wait a minute, you're not a misfit
at all!" "I'm not?" Rudolph "I still
don't get it.."
2:30 - Santa talks up Rudolph. (I need a
harikari sword)
2:31 - The Blue Moon guy
again.
-----
Back to the stage. HomerDog isn't
moving. Ezra isn't moving. LieslFox isn't
moving. *POINK* isn't moving. Yappy
"Actually, that was no worse than
South Park.. or Family Guy.." Ras
notes they used the F-word. "Actually,
Family Guy *has*"
Poink "Oh.. direct.. to video.."
LieslFox "That...tha... ga..."
Ezra "I'm glad they didn't bring out
HeatMiser.. what would he have done?"
Poink "The sad thing is, I can't think
of anything to top it.."
2:32 - Poink filks the Rudolph song "But do
you recall.. the most perverted
Pawpet of all.."
Poink the Red-Eye Wearit. "Ferret with
the shiny eyes.. but you've never
saw them, 'cause they're usually
between your thighs.."
Liesl just looks at him. Poink "I'm
gone!"
VIDEO: REPEAT: PACPOINK AND PACKLIESL.
Rasvar "Oh that's wrong.."
2:34 - Ipod repair.
VIDEO: Badger Badger Badger Xmas
version
2:37 - POOT #2 - Redistributed back out the
air conditioning system?
KP explains about a skit they're going
to do.
2:38 - "A 21st Century Overly-Commercial
Chirstmas."
Mr Scrooge and many CEOs talk about how
to advertize Christmas. Smoking Santa?
2:40 -
<HeckTheHallsWithAdvertising.mp3>
Rapid-fire Xmas song filks!
2:41 - Tiny Tim chesnuts. Not thinking
about it.
"We Wish you a Merry Christmas.. and
please Buy Our BEER!"
Skippy Scrooge and his
orchestra.
2:43 - FuzzleFerret is one honest man.
Likes story of Christmas?
2:45 - The Big Finish!
Santa fursuiter fox.
2:46 - Living Room cam. SantaFox. Liesl "I
want a pony!"
Santafox mimes no. "5 ponies? 10 ponies!"
Ezra "You gotta sit on his lap!"
2:47 - Ezra "Santafox, we have many people
in the channel who are out there
virtually.. can they sit on your lap and
say what they want for Christmas?"
World Peace? Santafox mimes chopping up
the globe. No sweat.
2:48 - World Peas? Santafox stews some
up.
Lump of Coal? Thumbs up.
Lot of people want ponites. Santa checks
his naughty list
2:49 - Herbie arrives!
2:50 - Channel people want hugs? Crappy
"Bungeeskunk wants a fanboy!"
2:51 - SantaPoink. "Ask me what you
want!"
SantaFox vs SantaPoink. Crappy "Wow..
Nofo wants to sit on Santafox's lap and
have a.. reindeer sex
slave.."
2:52 - Christmas wish to know what others
want for Christmas? Santafox takes out
Poink.
Crappy blinks. "What's going on?" Liesl
"We're being Molested!" Crappy "No
Moleste!" "What's going on.. we're
being molested infront of the stage :P"
LieslFox looks up "Hi Santafox! You're a
might big fox aren'tcha? I'm a little
fox.." giggles. Santafox nods!
Tickles
2:53 - Crappy "Doodles has a simple
request.. he wants to be a all-seeing master
of Time and Space and the Dimensons..
and a bike! And Green Reaper wants his
very own Vixen Vending
machine.."
SantaFox snugs Liesl. Liesl "Oh.. wrong..
so many shades of wrong!" "Draymens
wants a stick!"
2:54 - Crappy "..wants Santafox to drop his
trousers.. but I don't think Santafox
is -wearing- trousers?" Herbie "Anyone
notice eggnog is like liquid French
toast?"
2:55 - People want the Santafox suit. Poink
"No."
2:56 - What the Pawpet cast wants.
"Rasvar?" "He's pasted out."
Channel wants sharks with Fricking
laser-beams attached to their heads.
Crappy ".. a working kidney, or a working
pinball machine.. whatever's easier.."
2:57 - Herbie want to go someone for 2
hours without eating something! Too many
Holiday traditions.
Liesl and Poink hohoHO, picturing Santa's
reaction to the requests. Poink "'What
do you want next, a cure for
Herpes!?'"
2:58 - "Herpies Herpies Herpies!" (I know
I'm missing something here.)
Chaka Khan. Poink "Can I break
wind?"
Ezra "That's what I want for Christmas!
For Poink to never fart again!"
2:59 - JR gets people milk for Christmas.
"Herpeis Herpies!" Liesl "I don't -have-
Herpies." Poink "Would you like some?"
"NOhoho!" Santafox peeks at the camera.
KP "No, thank you, I'm full." Herbie
offers the channel his last two pieces of
chicken.
Debate: What defines
'lunchmeat'?
3:00 - Herbie "So who's our fox friend? I'm
outta touch." "This is Santafox,
friend of Recheri."
Miniature Golf Christmas Party! Crappy
"And Poink, what happened to you during
that?" "Rasvar hit me in the nuts with
a golf ball." *Poink*
Mach makes a hole-in-one! In the wrong
green?
3:01 - Rasvar "I think.. I did have an
interesting shot last night.." Poink "We
just mentioned that." "Ay? Ok." "By the
way folks, if you can't tell: Rasvar's
Blitzed!" "No, nono, I was just in my
bedroom."
Divvying out the White Elephant numbers.
Poink has a staring match with your
screen. "Get me off camera. I'm
bored."
KP "You're bored, or boring?"
"Both. (zombified) Get me off camera.."
3:02 - Christmas party at KPs. Tinky Winky
the purple Teletubby is a villain?
People try to guess what name they have
on their heads. Heribe gets Tinky
Winky. "Am I human?" "No." "Am I an
animal?" "No.." "Am I a Mineral?" "No..."
"Am I male?" Debate. "Kind of male." "Am
I hated?" "YES!"
Simba got Aslan the lion. Crappy "I
won!" KP was Wonder Woman?
3:03 - White Elephant begins. Yappy gets a
stocking full of Maxipads! With wings!
Tampons. Pleasure-back
condoms.
KP "I have #2.. and as *tempting* as it
is to have a box of Tampoons.." takes
a bag full of Duck Tape and a padlock.
Says "links" on it. Secret Santa got
him locks as well?
3:05 - Liesl gets music-makers that have
dying batteries.
Herbie takes the Maxipads? "I need to
experiment.." Yappy gets another pick.
3:07 - Yappy gets Miracle Bubbles! Herbie
opens a tanpon. "Those are the wings?
Does it inflate at all?" Sticker
allows application anywhere, like Postits!
Pouring the Big Gulp onto the tampoon.
Overflow! Bad advertising.
Herbie "What's this? It's a drinking
straw!" "NO!!"
3:09 - Tampoons applied as weapons. "So how
absorbent is this?"
Into JR's Big Gulp. "It expands?" "It
plumps when you cookit!" Liesl "Is this
REALLY what you do when you're
bored??"
3:10 - Herbie "Can you reuse them?" drops
it in the Big Gulp. Liesl wants a
banana for a condom
demonstration.
3:11 - Carrot in one hand.. and condoms in
the other. No..nonononononnonononNOO!!
Carrot "myfeetistoobig.." People decide
on the Studded Pleasure brand.
3:12 - Intense Sensation. But of what
kind?
Carrot arghs! KP "Carrot, it's going to
feel good." "Okay.. i'mtoobig!"
3:13 - Liesl yanks the condom on Carrot.
Condom has spermicide. Cthuhlucarrot
wants some of the action? "Bandit, don't
lick it."
JR "Don't throw that away! I can use
that!" Condom on Cthuhlucarrot breaks?
3:14 - Herbie "Now I've got sperimicide on
my finger." Poink "I think I speak for
the whole audience, when I say Holy
F*in Poop!"
Question: "Just how wrong is
this?"
3:15 - Hey Now. Hey Now. (Don't dream it's
over.)
New toy: Eyore, Tigger, and Pooh.. all
sitting in each other's lap on a sled.
In any other context it would be quite
innocent.. but today? "Feffinouse"
3:16 - Second Life postcards don't work,
lots of folks there.
3:17 - ART JAMS! Christmas
cards.
3:18 - Top Ten Questions and Comments of
N.Y.C. Health Inspectors.
Christmas scene! JR "What is Poink
hugging?" "His gift!" "What do folks think
I'm a materialistic
bastard?"
Rasvar sends in an art jam he did from
the bedroom while hammered! Stick figures
3:19 - Alien dog with 3 balls.
3:20 - Brian Reynolds does Poink and
LeislFox! Poink "He makes me look loveable
and perverted at he same
time!"
Happy Tampons! Record-speed video
editing!
3:21 - Another. People say it's Rasvar's
writing, but he's doesn't claim it.
3:22 - Altered Nonsanity Caption photo,
animated lounging polar bears!
3:23 - PHOTO CAPTIONS - 75
captions!
- Sunbathing Polar bears?
- Lots of 3 little bears jokes
3:25 -
<ElectronicFrostyTheSnowman.mp3> Yappy "What are you doing?"
- Lot of novellas as captions.
- Lots of eggnog.
- "Damn, I thought I'd loose weight by
having that car run over me.."
- "I love photoshop!"
- "We're about to enter hour four, and
we're STILL not wasted!"
3:29 - It's no use.. I can't fart enough to
melt the snow!
- The carrot is TOO BIG.
3:30 - SHOUTOUTS. Christmas
wishes.
3:31 - Yappy "And that is everything.." JR
"Merry F-in Christmas to you!"
3:32 - Ronin Otter calls in. "Hello?"
"Ronin!" " *humming sounds* "
Blue Man Group and the Chronicles of
Narnia! Jess is there too.
3:33 - Narnia is the
"Shizdig."
3:34 - Blueberry and Jess communicate
"Yay!!" "Yay!!"
3:35 - Herbie wishes them a happy Festivus.
"Bye!" "Bye!!"
XBox 360 Water Balloon commerical.
Herbie "It's cool. I makes you not want to
get an XBox and go
outside!"
3:36 - Commerical from Germany. Xbox
commerical pilots race their planes on the
ground?
3:37 - PacPoink PacLiesl video again. Poink
"Can I nibble your pellets?" Liesl ews
3:38 - Elvis Ezra. New glasses. "You can
see my eyes.. I have eyeballs.. I can
see things..WOw! Poink's
ugly!"
Poink hmms "ICanGetPlasticSurgery!
You'll still be fat :)"
3:39 -
<GrandmaGotRunOverByAReindeer.mp3>
3:42 -
<I'mGettinNothingForChristmas.mp3>
3:43 - Ezra and Crappy duet, while people
attach tampons to Poink's face. PoinkO_O
3:44 - More. More! Dreadlocks. Liesl looks
at Poink. Poink looks at Liesl? Liesl
backs away.
Stagehand holds a piece of paper up to
the camera.. but can't read it without
light :/
3:45 - Poink spits out tampons. "Could you
help me out please?" Ouches. "OW!"
3:46 -
<RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer.TheActualVersionWhew!>
3:47 - Poink's musical interlude. Leans
left. Right. Left. Right. "This
instrumental part's too
long..."
3:50 - Setting up The 12 Pains of
Christmas.
"The first thing at Christmas that's
such a pain to meee.. finding a
Christmas treeee..."
3:51 - Death has hangovers?
3:52 - "I wanna Transformer, for
Kristmas!"
3:53 - One puppet for each character!
"Fine, you're so smart, you rig up the
lights!"
3:54 - Slow motion
Puppet-Pile!
3:56 - All puppets pile on Poink. Fills the
whole screen. A JR hand waves from
the side. Poink and Liesl and somewhere
under there. "Somebody get him a
snorkle!" Poink "Does it matter to
anybody that I've got wood?"
More puppets. More. Simba "Here you go,
there's a serpent for you." JR "So I
get to be Eve, and you get to be Adam,
is that it?"
3:57 - Pile of dead Pawpets. Ezra "This is
the cleasest it's been for a long time!
Simba "Oh wow, another ferret."
Yappypuppet reanimates o_O Pile starts moving.
<VenturesChristmas.mp3> Rasvar
piles onto the pile!
3:58 - CREDITS. Stealth credits? Shimmer
mode. Can't read.
Ezra "And folks, if you thougth this was
fun, wait until we come back in two
week for our New Year's
show!"
JR and Liesl look out from the pile. JR
"Was it good for you too?" "Oh yah!"
"Shall we go back?" duck back under the
pile.
Poink peeks up "Merry F-IN CHRISTMAS!"
LieslFox pulls him back down.
3:59 - Ezra woos "When did we loose
control.." "I'll send you all a freakin
TAMPON!"
4:00 - The End!
