http://www.unclekage.com/rlpics/hicksam.jpg (Fish doctor?)

  Negotiations begin. Jess "But see, if we show the boobages we get to talk about

    whatever we want to talk about." Yappy uh ohs. Rasvar "Okay!"

  Jess glances to Liesl "Let's give them the titties first.." Herbie ohs "There's

    gonna be puppets under there.."

  <SorryIDidn'tHearYouIWasStaringAtYourBreasts.mp3>

  Herbie "Yay Rasvar!" Everyone chuckles "So where are the titties? :) I saw clothing,

    fashion.." another show "Alright! Back to the rap :)"

2:54 - Another closeup! Herbie "Ok, you can talk about

    anything you wanna talk about." Rasvar o_O as the camera zooms in and out

    "We can't focus!"

  Liesl's closeup turn. "It IS cold in here, isn't it?"

  The Girls are in charge now "Lets go back to the stage, now that we've distracted

    you guys enough that was can actually talk :P" KP goggles

  Jess hmphs, Ronin isn't in channel. Herbie "He's seen them before." "True.."
2:55 - Next up? Jess "We're gonna get ourselves in trouble." Rasvar plays sounds.

2:56 - KP "Shamus just said, it makes what he put in the art jam ALL shades of wrong!"

http://pawpet.tv/art/2006-01-08/Comparison.JPG (Weapons are fun..)

  Mutt "People screen-captured that, I hope?"

(Got it)

  Backstory "We were talking about Makeovers, for men, and we ended up discussing

    all of you!"

(Makes the Art Jam all shades of right) Mutt "I'm gonna have a mouth extension"

    Jess "Absolutely" Liesl "Nono, we're not talking about -physically- changing

    you.." Stereo "We're talking about CHANGING YOUR CLOTHES.."

  Liesl "It's TIME for YOUR BOYS to learn how to dress.."

  Mutt ponders taking a camera to the mall "That would be great! Please, I need help!"

    KP says Yappy won't go for it. "He was one of the better ones, actually."

2:57 - Talking about Scott/Simba first. Jess experiments on Ronin "He tries shorts

    a few sizes small, and suddenly he's hotness, ever more so than before!"

  <Tarzan.mp3> Talking about pictures of Herbie on his website. Mutt "Bad butt!"

    Girls NO in unison?

http://tinyurl.com/llkbv (Dare to wear long shorts?)

  Jess "Herbie, you need to shut up and listen for a few minutes". Liesl nods.

    Girls looked at Herbie's site, the pictures. Liesl "If he just cut his hair.."

    Jess "And put on some clothes that fit him.." Liesl "And ditched the cargoes.."

    Mutt "NO! That's where I draw the line!!"

2:58 - "We'll get you some good fitt'in jeans.." "Where am I gonna put my cell phone?"

    "In your pants!" KP suggests shirt pocket.

  Jess "We were talking about all the geek guys that we know, and it seems to be a

    problem all across the Geek Fandom.." Liesl "You dress BADLY!"

(It's one of the benefits of not being cool! Comfort :) ) "We don't want to see the

    NASCAR t-shirts anymore!" Jess "Nothing, Baggy, stop with the BAGGY!"

  <SAYWHAT!??.mp3> Liesl "<WWE> You wanna catch a girl?? STOP wearing NASCAR tshirts

    ALL the TIME!"

http://www.shakespearesden.com/tshirt-insults.html (Verily, one must have culture)

2:59 - "UN-TUCK the shirts!" "*PLEASE!" Jess "All you guys, you sit there and bitch

    about your guts hanging over your pants.. you would never know ANYTHING was there

    if you just" Unison "UNTUCK THE SHIRTS!"

  Calls for Yappy on camera. "See this? That's what we're talking about, untuck the

    tshirt!" "Yes EagleBeagle, you're good too."

3:00 - KP notes he has to have his shirt tucked in at work. Jess "If you're going out

     with girls at night, it's.. all about getting *clean* *lines*!"

  Girls summon Herbie as an example of what not to do

  Herbie poses as the girls explain everything wrong with his outfit. "But, I use

    my cargoes.. see? I've got my show notes in here.."

  "They add 15 pounds to you legs." "And so does my butt!"

  Liesl "I could grab a handful, out of each buttcheek.." "Well I dare you! :)"

3:01 - Girls take the dare. Liesl "Right here.. and right here!"

  <Homer-WooHoo!LookAtThatBlubberFly!.mp3> Herbie farts.

  Short hair?

3:02 - Celebrity Makeover! Ideas for later shows. Jess "It's not like you need a

    complete overhaul." Herbie "Yes I do :)" Liesl "There are great things about all

    of you, as far as your look in concerned? But there are things where, you just

    need to clean it up a little bit. That's all." Jess "And truthfully.. I'm tired

    of hearing you guys all ragging on your looks, because every single one of these

    castmembers here is good looking. Seriously." Liesl nods." Jess "You don't believe

    me, I know you don't believe me." Herbie "No, I don't." "But I thought you were

    hot when I met you!"

  Herbie errs.. "Now I know -you two- are hot.. it's the other way around, you see?"

    "We won't debate that for the moment.. but serious, I though you were hot since

    the day that I met you." Herbie aws "Very kind of you"

3:03 - <HerbieCam.fx> Herbie "I highly question your judgment on the matter, except

    for Ronin, Ronin is a decent-looking guy, he looks like a racecar driver!"

  Jess ".. Ronin's hot :)" "See?" "He's a really hot guy that just needed to tighten

    his clothes up a little bit? And man, when he put those on.." daydreams

  Rap clothing is canceled out. "We don't want any white rappas here!"

3:04 - KP "So me? Mememe, what do I have to do? :)"

  Talking about pants. "Guys tend to buy shorter pants than they need." Girls assure

    Yappy that he's still the best dressed, just need to get him a shirt.

3:05 - Rasvar smirks "I'm the unsaveable one here, they can't do anything for me."

http://pawpet.tv/art/2003-12-07/Feud.jpg (?)

  KP doesn't like blue jeans. "I hate blue jeans." Herbie "He hates everyone who

    wears blue jeans." "I hate everyone who wears blue jeans in the whole world, so

    the whole world hates me." Rasvar "Well screw you!"

  KP recalls being poor as a kid, forced to wear blue jeans. "Even though they are

    a status symbol now, to me they look like something that only poor people wear."

(There are pants besides blue jeans?) Herbie "His Mom used to beat him with blue

    jeans." Liesl "That's ok, we all have our little hangups in life :P"

3:06 - Jess notes today's jeans are actually cut a bit, instead of rugged California

  gold rush prospector's garb. Mutt "I use cargo pants to hide my butt."

  "You don't need to hide your butt sweetheart." "You don't need to hide your butt!"

  Mutt thinks Herbie's going to start working out :) KP "DeepThought says he thinks

    the girls would have us all wearing spandex :P" "Nono!" "Not at all."

  Liesl "There is a time in a place for spandex, and everyday is not it."

  Jess comes back to more of the earlier talk "We understand that we don't want

    you all to dress like CLONES.." "No" "...however, color choice, all that,

    depends on skin tone, depends on, but please, PLEASE take fashion advice from

    people who understand fashion a little bit better than you do?? Something that

    cleans up your lines, something that leans up your look, it's a *good* *thing* :P"

3:07 - "Not everybody has to be an Ambercrombie model, but the reason guys wear that

    stuff is that it -looks good- on you."

http://tinyurl.com/jmoof KP "I don't like the Abercrombie look though."

  Yappy is called to model again. "This is a work look, this is a nice working

    look."

  Yappy models, shirt tucked in, dress pants, liking this topic so far. "Those

    pants are a little bit too big."

  KP "They are pleated in the front, so that means they're going to accentuate

    your thighs." Yappy shrugs. KP "Actually I found that out, flat-front pants make

    you look slimmer. Take this from a person who's overweight, I know :)"

3:08 - Mutt calls for Celebrity Makeovers at the mall! Wants a haircut. KP "Yappy's

    gonna keep shaving his head." Jess "That's fine, whatever. Like we said, everybody

    is ok, but we don't want you to look like -clones-."

  Jess ".. a little less like geeks :)" chuckling. Some folks raise the geek flag.

    Jess "I don't know, cause I'm proud to be a geek, actually :)" Mutt "I love

    being a geek."

  Jess "Being geek girls, we love geek men, we love very much that you're intelligent

    as hell, it's wonderful to have you around. It's just.. picking up a little bit,

    you guys feel so much more -confident- in yourselves too, and it attracts the

    chicks :) Both -because- you're wearing the nicer stuff, and because you've got

    the -confidence- in what you're wearing."

3:09 - Discussion, who will be here next week?

3:10 - Jess wows "I'm surprised we didn't get killed!" Mutt "Well if you're hot you

    can get away with anything." Liesl "You know why? We showed out titties first :P"

  Rasvar pulls up an art jam!

http://pawpet.tv/art/2006-01-08/PD%20audry%20artjam.jpg Liesl "OH MY GOD!"

  Audry: Queen of the Lambazons! Woots! KP "This is going to be next years Pawpets

    Christmas card.. and the caption is going to be "Have you wrapped your package?"

3:11 - ART JAMS!

  "Rap, or Boobage?" Poink just rests his nose against the screen, smirking softly

  Brian Reynolds strikes again. Rasvar "HOW FAST DID HE DO THAT?! That was ridiculously

    fast!!" KP "Poinks not ever HERE and he steals the show!"

  Once again, beware cute girls with kitchen utensils!

3:12 - http://pawpet.tv/art/2006-01-08/Soul%20Sistahs.jpg

  Lili and Audrey "Soul Sisstahs"

  Herbie hehs "And you know, none of these have anything to do with our topic :P"

(Ebay vs Wowy! Who wins?) http://pawpet.tv/art/2006-01-08/FPS_Logo.jpg

  Walmart approved Pawpets. KP "The complete 5th season, Walmart approved.. that means

    it's only 3 minutes long :P"

  "The Computer Pancreas" Multi-WHATs!? Old clip from The Computer Chronicles!

  Rasvar's Female clone. Rasvar "Gahh!" "WOOOAH!" Video mixer shorts out.

3:13 - Yay! Liesl "Maybe we should show some more.. appendages.. next week?"

  Things the Rest of the Cast Missed While Singing Wrap. "They missed the whole

    headboard conversation :P"

3:14 - As per the art jam, Audry and Lili do Soul Sisters! Pecker and Barbie backup.

3:15 - Art Jam in the background

3:18 - Fun show so far. KP "Any time we get Brian Reynolds art in it's fun."

  Strawberry "I like the boogies picture.. that'sss great!"

  Blueberry "Audry picture!" Both "YAY!!"

3:19 - Strawberry I kinda think the one with me and the knife is the worst thing

  ever!"

3:22 - Honey, why must you hide behind a shell when you try to discuss our

   relationship?

- Yappy "Ok, I can't even do this one, and I'm not gonna try.." Mutt "Do it!" "YOU

    do this!"

  KP "WS Classic Rom II is pez-flavored now and fradulantaluge you'll garget sweet

    classic rom blend of white. The pizza! The pet-disk pizza the twocrust classic

    rom before who love disk is Alph the creedinast clay a fursly for hottha

    dour just stopintothe crust said is a lover, hot flavor crusto pinos, kinueste,

    the autherps and for CRUSTO CRUST PIZZA!"  Herbie "That was an email I sent

      earlier. That's my spelling."

3:23 - Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shells station! Groans.

3:24 - SHOUT OUTS

- I have missed the live version of FPS, but downloaded it anyway. Happy Belated Yappy Birthday.

- I don't know where there aren't many Sonic fans out there, Sonic the Hedgehog rules!

   - JaSonic

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/272885 (Still has to face Mario though :) )

- There needs to be more Sonic fans in the world to make peace! I guess what bin

    Laden needs is to be a Sonic fan earlier on in his childhood to commit those

    horrible crimes that he did. Saddam Hussein also needs to be very Sonic-tized.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/274161 (Are you -sure-?)

  Herbie "It's good to be obsessed."

3:25 - Various shoutouts.

  Furnation has 2 new comics at Further Confusion: Karpe Diem #6 and Profiles

- Women were meant to rule the world. God gave them boobies. Ahems!

3:26 - Rasvar notes it's Elvis's 70th birthday as well.

  Tribute to Lou Rawls, 70's singer. Bandit and Bandit-like dog duet.

3:28 - <You'reGonnaMissMyLovin.mp3>

3:30 - Taunting Bandit with a border collie puppet

3:31 - KP suggestion spreading out the makeover thing, one victim each week.

3:32 - People talk about things to do to JR when he gets back, until they realize

    JR/Poink is listening to them in channel. "Hi JR!" Rasvar "I think he's watching

    Star Wars.."

  Divesting JR of the Green Lantern shirt. Hard to let go sometimes.

  KP "You know, I think the one thing that a lot of people don't really realize,

    and the girls here do realize this, because they do it too, there are times when

    -all- of us do wear clothes just to be comfortable.." "Yeah!" "And we're not

    -trying- to look good, we've got stuff here at home, not worrying about.."

    Rasvar "That's pretty much me during the show. I don't have to go anywhere!"

  Girls note you don't have to dress that every single day, just to movies and other

    nice occasions.

3:33 - Rummage does more <80'sRap.mp3> Humpty Dumpty?

  <TheHumptyHump.mp3> "I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!"

http://www.sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf (Not advised)

  Rummage wears Groucho Marx wear! "My nose is BIG. Uh hu, I'm not a shamed! Big like

    a pickle and I still get paid, get laid by the ladies and you know I'm in charge,

    look how I'm living and my nose is large!"

3:36 - Geek Rappers! Takes all kinds :)

  Yappy pulls the plug "That's like a 7-minute song, oh wow! Now that guy is the

    opposite of Michael Jackson, he -needed- a nose job!"

3:37 - Herbie "We are.. 20 minutes left. How was Family Guy people?" "West coast

    hasn't seen it yet." People look forward to watching it on Tivo after the show.

  <SirMixALot-BabyGotBack.mp3>

3:38 - "Hey fellas!" "<WWE> YEAH!" "Fellas!" "YEAH!" "Your girl got the Butt?" "HELL

    YEAH!"

3:39 - Mix-a-lot's hit, in which he earns millions of dollars bragging about what

    he likes to do with women, and how he discriminates by hip measurements and height

  Mutt "I like big paws and I cannot lie!" BJ Wolf jivetalks.

3:40 - BJ random jives while people think of other songs.

3:41 - BJ rocks as a music bet starts "Snort it baby, right up your nose!

     <dobadebadoba> Don't do drugs! <dobadebadoba> It's bad for you <dobadebadoba>

     It fries your brain! <dobadebadoba> Makes your nose run! <dobadebadoba>

     You sneeze up blood! <dobadebadoba> You get the high! <dobadebadoba>

     You act like a dork!" main song starts.

3:42 - <Freebase.mp3> "White lines.. blow away.."

3:44 - BJ/Yappy and Rummage/Yappy duet on stage. Double vision?

  "A street kid gets arrested, gonna do some time, he got out three years from now

    just to commit more crime! A businessman is caught.. with 24 KILOS! He's out on

    bail and out of jail and that's the way it goes!"

  "Athletes rejected, Governors corrected, Gangsters thugs and smugglers are throughly

    respected! The money gets divided, the women get excited, now I'm broke and it's

    no joke it's hard as hell to fightitDON'TBUYIT!"

3:47 - Herbie raps the rollcall. Moves butt to the beat.

  "Londonotter.. Katie.. Mejeep... HEY!" sees the camera.

3:48 - Herbie shakes it "And my butt! My butt! My bigger, bigger butt!"

  "Wildkat Wolfie Yurex.. Yittycat and Zorro.. and the Butt!

  "... alright, that's not gonna happen."

  Herbie points to himself "<-- WHITE!"

  KP wow "Are we white! We should actually do the Rollcall next times as Mrs Miller.."

http://www.mrsmillersworld.com/ 

<Optional Background music: Open in another world>

3:49 - KP reads channel "You've hurt, officially, GinaDoberman's brain." Rasvar "You

    know that Herbie's butt is gonna be in all kinds of screensavers." KP wants a

    livejournal icon. Rasvar "You know what? Someone's gonna stuck a face on the

    back of that butt!" Mutt sighs "Herbie's butt's gonna be all over the Internet"

"Taco.. Burrito.. what's going on in that speedo?"

3:50 - Mutt gets envious, tries working it. "Doin' the tail.."

  KP "Tail of Mutt.. Big Ole Butt.. Oh Dijourna oh dijourna oh dinjourna shnitzelbonk"

  Mutt's tail making cute whistling noises as it raises, like a squeaky hinge?

3:51 - Nine minutes left. KP "So what can we do?"

  Crystal's coming next week. No show in 2 weeks, some people going to Further

    Confusion. Lots of people are staying? Mutt "We can do a show!"

3:52 - Jess oh "Do you think we can do a show for 4 hours though?" Liesl yeps!

  Hoodwinked in theaters next Friday. Over the Hedge in Summer. Herbie "After.."

3:53 - Dreamworks bought out by Paramount. Ouch. Mutt "Hoodwinked looks like it's

    very well written, but very badly animated. I've seen better modeling on dayschool

    commercials. I don't know who did it."

  KP mentions The Smell of Playdoh. "They add a chemical in it to make it have that

    smell." originally had a petroleum product they can't use anymore, so they kept

    up the brand. "Playdoh has one of the 20 most-recognized scents of childhood."

  Rasvar notes Playdoh contains wheat. KP "It's one of the 4 food groups! You should

    have 12 servings of Playdoh to satisfy the food pyramid!"

3:54 - Rasvar "Message to parents: Contains Wheat! What the hell is THAT supposed to

    mean!?" Liesl notes some kids are allergic to Wheat. Ras "Some kids are allergic

    to everything!"

  KP recalls story of a girl kissed by a guy who had been eating peanut butter, and

    died from the allergy reaction of it just on his breath. "So that's weird."

  Doodles says Dreamworks was not bought by Paramount?

3:55 - Talk of Disney buying Pixar (which went through) speculation of Steve Jobs

    doing some good inside Disney, if they don't swallow him up.

  Mutt "They were saying off-mic that Disney might buy Pixar, which means Pixar will

    be all laid off and they're send it to India. And I'm NOT joking.." Liesl "They

    already have sent part of it to India." Rasvar "Or Korea."

  At least the Pixar-Aren't studio will go away that does the direct-to-video

    sequels. Liesl "You mean Disney might actually do first-run, not sequels anymore?

    They might actually do original stories again?" Mutt shakes his head, thinks

    the artists will get laid off. "They just wanna owe all of the franchises."

3:56 - Liesl "The day they make a sequel to Sleeping Beauty is the day I quit the

    company." KP "That's next week!" Cinderella 3 on the way.

  Mutt "SO.. 9 minutes left." Rasvar nopes again."3, but only 1 minute till song."

3:57 - Passing the time. Mutt chews on a toy submachine gun.

  <GOODNIGHT!.mp3> Folks laugh into the closing song. Todferret wears Groucho gear.

3:58 - Yappy thanks people who donated during the show!

  <Credits.fx> Tod congrats Kage's parents on 50 years of marriage.

  Sword tries hacking at the flying letters.

>> Screenshot 3:59:05 (Credits are hard to read :/)

3:59 - 55

4:01 - Blue. Lots of blue.

 

********* END OF SHOW #275 *************