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Pawpet Show #193-Justin Bray Memorial-Dec 14, 2003-Timeline 1/2 compiled by (Blackfoot Ferret) [And his computer] http://www.pawpet.org/funday/index.php?show ^-- To download last week's show, or watch live Sun webcast. HIGHLIGHTS: Tribute to Justin Bray. -- Main Theme. Flashback to Justin's FPS visit -- 0:05 - 0:27 Justin tells all about body piercing -- 0:16 Genesis of the Evil Burger King Flash -- 0:35 Christmas Halloween Party -- 0:56 Bernie visits -- 1:37 Corsair calls in from Japan -- 1:50 Nerd Mutates O_O -- 2:18 Alysson (sp?) visits -- 2:28 Creedence, Rogue and Devine -- 2:40 Devin Music -- 2:59 Comic Book Review -- 3:07 ART JAM: Evil Eisner meets Burger King -- 3:14 CAPTIONS: Guy who's eating snakes -- 3:28 ************ START! ************** 0:01 - Intro. Poink.. is no longer a priest O_O 0:03 - Show starts. Alien-head Java relative on stage? 0:04 - White Elephant gifts. Alien head shakes in box, freaks JR. Mutt breaks the news that DevinFox's brother has recently passed away. Camera goes to Devin in the kitchen. 0:05 - Devin opens the show. He looks run down, but tries to stay as positive as he can. Debated when to make the announcement "We decided it would be best to kinda come out first and foremost at the beginning of the show to talk about it." 0:06 - Brother Justin was on the show in May, after Devin's surgery. Brother drives medicated Fox to show. "That turned up to be the last video record of my brother." Justin, positive guy, took his own life days earlier. Devin "I think it's three days ago.. at this point its hard to tell because I haven't slept much :) :/ But, I've been trying to kinda get out of the house, and just have a good time.. and be surrounded by my friends, and the people who love me. Because.. it seems like it helps." Devin "So I'm here.. and I'm gonna have fun, and we're gonna do a show tonight.. <Bandit starts playing with a squeaky toy> but um.. I thought it would be a worthy tribute to my brother to at least rerun those moments we captured of him & I together on the show." 0:07 - Devin "A pretty important artifact in my life.. so we've kept it, and we're gonna show the bits where he was on, with me, in their entirety." Devin brightens and recalls the mood "I was a little spacey.. if you remember, this is Show #168-- the NerdFerretOnDrugs Show--, because I was pretty doped up," interviews brother by the sink while reaching into the sink and looking at things people may have left from Spits or Swallows earlier. "I'm a -little- spaced out, but, other than that.. it's precious. And we're gonna show it, and then we're gonna come back and restart the show, and I'll probably say something again at the end. Devin show off new haircut? "All you'll notice that, kindof in tribute to him, I've shaved my face to look like him, because we did kinda look alike, from the start, so you'll notice that when you look at the.. clip." Devin ers.. "Are we ready to go there now?" Technology is currently functioning. "Ok.. Thanks for everyone who supported me through this, and thanks to my friends here, in Orlando and.. you know, all across the country who've come forward to express their concern. And just offer, a shoulder, where it can be. We're gonna toss this now, thanks to everyone." ----------- 0:08 - Time Warp to Show #168. Ezra and Mutt onstage. Mutt gets a premonition "I'm talking Peter Pan 2 crap!" Mutt also explains how Matrix 2 is not a cheap-quel. [No, that was Matrix 3] Devin "When my brother gets on camera you gotta zoom in on all his gear things and stuff." Devin asks audience if Justin looks like him? "Because I don't think he does at all." Camera on Justin. Mutt "He does look like you!" 0:09 - Zooming in on Justin piercings. Heavy Metal ears! Screaming as Yappy farts, AND Justin puts his forefinger though the gaping hole in his earlobe, at the same time. Justin earlobe-finger waves to the camera :) Mutt "You're breaking the rating, man!" Ezra "That's like sticking your finger through your belly button!" Justin shows off tongue and chin bangles. Devin and Justin pose together. Channel is freaked. 0:10 - Justin's lip tattoo! On the inside! Poink "Sweet baby Jesus in a Nyquil-Fueled Funnycar." <SongWithLotsOfTechoAlertSignals.mp3> Justin can fire liquid from his chin holes? 0:11 - People keep talking about the piercings. Justin finally gets a word in edgewise.. "I'm 15 months younger than him." looks older? Ezra "The channel wants to know, are you into Metal?" People search for Chocolate-Filled Cookies. Mutt "Have you ever seen Pink Flamingos before?" (o_O) "Uh, Yeah :)" Mutt "You have?? Did you wait until the end?" (Whew..) "Oh, a -movie-?" (o_o) "Yeah." "No, I haven't" (O_O) 0:12 - People get Devine ready for Devin's brother. [All I can say is.. don't EVER make that spelling mistake again..] People hand Justin cookies. "I don't want cookies! :P" Justin doesn't like Oreos either! Mutt "You'll be LESS of a fan after you see this!" 0:13 - Mutt introduces Pink Flamingos. "The Worst and most Horrific film in the world!" Justin looks thrilled. Not. Decides he likes Oreos anyway. Justin realizes what's going to happen early.. holds back a cookie-spewing laugh. 0:13:50 - "Eat the cookie!" Justin somehow does! 0:14 - Justin passes the challenge! Ezra "Cookies are yummy!" Justin "That was disgusting! >_<" Justin ews.. "There's a girl at my school that looks like that girl!" http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=131 Ezra"That wasn't a girl.. 0:15 - People try to sell Justin the "I Survived The Pink Flamingo's Challenge" shirt. He keeps eating Oreos. http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=funday (They replaced the PF shirt with 'Roy Stay! Mike Go!'?) [Can you think of anything else more appropriate?] Ezra votes Justin for Best Reaction to Flamingos! 0:16 - <SesameStreet.mp3> Mutt "We have The Pierced Man, from the circus.. and we're going to watch him spit milk out of his..?" KP "Chin!" "Chin." Mutt "That's what we do Sunday night! What else is there to do.. check email? :P" http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=235 [Not advised] 0:17 - Next week, Pawpet Newlywed game! Poink and Bambi too? Poink "Do it right on screen? Yeah, I can do that.." 0:18 - Camera goes back to Justin, who looks a little better.. JUSTIN SHOOTS MILK OUT HIS CHIN O_O. "WOW!" <SesameStreetTechnoRemix.mp3> Applause! Mutt "How far can you shoot?" Ezra "That's a loaded Q.." Just can't remove piercing.. ball was too small on one end? 0:19 - Justin sips some milk. Mutt "I have a question! Why?" "Huh?" Ezra "Why." "Why what?" Mutt "Why. Why with all the piercings?" Justin reveals a secret. "I date my body piercer." Nothing pierced downstairs. Poink "What does *she* have pierced?" Justin "Entirely too many things.." <MortalKombat.mp3> Poink "Is SHE pierced down there?.." Justin notes his ears set of metal detectors. 0:20 - Most wacked piercing? Prince Albert. History: People go could to prison in England, for wearing tight pants. Mutt "And getting a BONER?" Justin explains how people would tie.. it.. to their.. leg.. so.. it wouldn't be.. visible x_@. Yappy "So if you even began to get arouses, it would tug and hurt like hell, and you'd lose interest!" 0:21 - Mutt ask for more details.. "Can you point to a drawing or something..?" "NO!" Justin and Devin debate how to explain this. Also compare, Devin's older but Justin's taller. Finger demos. Mutt "So when you pee, you pee twice? Right?" (If you see Prince Albert on the can.. DON'T let him out O_O) 0:22 - <MortalKombat.mp3> Piercing heal and close.. thank Goodness Prince Albert vs Jacob's Ladder? Multi-piercings. Sprinkler system? 0:23 - Adding chains to your piercings. Or: How to become a cyborg in 12 extremely painful steps. 0:24 - Notebook binding? Of your... mind o_O Justin hosts Strange but True piercing tales. 0:25 - Mutt "It's reality folks! Isn't that CRAZY? :)" (No..) http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=669 (THIS is crazy!) Cookies and Milk time. Tod "(fainting) Holy Crap... Mutt.. I hurt in places I didn't even know I Had..>_<" 0:26 - <SpinningCamera.mp3> Nausea compounded by motion sickness! <YappyHavnigFunWithVideoToaster.groovy!> Tod gives the moral "Piercings are not fun! o_O" 0:27 - Picture of Justin. "In Loving Memory, 1984-2003" ---------------- 0:27 - Back to the present. Devin hmms "Alright.. so that was it. And um, I felt like that was.. I owed it to my brother and I owed it to my parents and everyone.. to do that, today." "And thank you all for your support, for helping me and my family through this tough time. And I think it would be just that must harder, for us, if we didn't have, that record. <smiles> As idiosyncratic as it was.. all of you wincing in pain in channel and stuff its like that would have made him.. laugh his ass off when he was alive. So, you know, it's kinda what he was going for.. with the finger in his ear and all <demos> and all that. So, its good stuff, and I'm glad he came, and it means a lot to me." 0:28 - Devin lays out plan for rest of the show. Running of various Pawpet videos "And then we're gonna come back and restart the show, and try and do everything on a little more of an upnote. And, its just kinda my way of helping to ensure, at least in some way, that I can immortalize my brother.. because he was a huge part of who I am. And, he was my best friend. In the whole world." 0:29 - "I didn't value anyone over him. So. Anything else? Thank you..." ---- Even Poink is nice today. "I know I speak for everybody here, when I say that you do have a lot of friends on the show, and you've got a lot of friends out there.. we're all there for you pal. Mutt nods "You have an abnormal amount of friends, actually http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=676 (Number, and type!) Folks wonders where they can contact Devin? Devin points out his livejournal site, which has a day-by-day record of the investigation, and how people are coping afterward http://autarchicflux.livejournal.com/ 0:30 - Herbie "I think after this experience that you're gonna realize that your family grows a lot larger than you thought it was." Poink "And, that really was one of the best tributes I've ever seen." 0:31 - Mutt proposes a break, running random videos while people idle for a while before shifting gears. Video: Parody of Apple Computer's 'Think Different', South Park-style Anakin Skywalker switches to the dark side. -------- 0:32 - Pawpets Monterey Bay. http://www.pawpet.org/funday/index.php?ppmb (Not connected yet?) Wilson sings "No Rain" by Blind Melon 0:35 - Credits: Wilson - Aatheus -------- 0:35 - Insane Burger King employee hum-nana-hurking the "Carol Of The Bells" http://www.sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf "Na Nanana, Na Nanana, Na Nanana, Na Nanana, Na Dudadah Da Dadada Da Dadada.. DA DaDADa-DA DaDADa-DA DaDada.. *I* WerkAtBurkerKINGMakingSameOldWHOOPERSOutaPa-per-hats.. WULDyoulikeAnApplePie With THat WULDyoulikeAnApplePie with Dat.." <etc> 0:36 - The Dinging of the Oven. And Dingdongs. Over.. NO.. IT'S STARTING AGAIN!!! http://www.sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf WerkAtBurkerKINGMakingSameOldWHOOPERSOutaPa-per-hats.. WULDyoulikeAnApplePie With THat WULDyoulikeAnApplePie wit WerkAtBurkerKINGMakingSameOldWHOOPERSOutaPa-per-hats.. WULDyoulikeAnApplePie With THat WULDyoulikeAnApplePie wit 0:37 - IGottaRunIGottaRunIGottaRunIGotta... <Ritalin.swf> 0:38 - Whew.. it's... ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!!! http://www.sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf "DON'TPutYourHandInHotFatItReallyHurtBandAndGetASkinGraft..." Rasvar turns up the volume. Louder. Louder! LOUD-ER!!! "WhereIsTheBellCan'tEatTheBellWhereIsTheBellWaitForTheBell.." 0:39 - Bear to the rescue! Poses with Mutt "Hi, I'm Bear, from Jim Henson's Bear In The Big Blue House. And you're watching the Fun-Day Pawpet show! :)" Bear looks at Mutt. "Right?" "Alright! On with the Show!" Bear ohs! at Mutt "You are so soft.." Mutt "Oh, thank you Bear! It's good conditioner ^_^" Bear "Oh, I use Bear conditioning. Hahahaha!..." ... eyebrows droop "I don't write this stuff." ------------ And Now.. THE FUNDAY PAWPET SHOW! 0:39 - Opening Sleighbell music turns off as folks have a tech argument in the background. The video continues. New background music: http://www.sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf 0:40 - Poink and Bambie necking! "Ding, FriesAreDone!" Arthur stuck in a tree "WuldYouLikeAnApplePieWithDAT?" Arthur falls. Thud. "DingFriesAreDone.." Ends. Mutt whews "Perfect!" http://www.sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf Mutt "GRAAAH!!" "The HORROR!" Poink "Oh, Lord NO!!!" Evil GRRRAAS at you.. your fries are ABOUT to be done.. Frankie the waiter and everyone starts singing along! 0:41 - Even Java is freaked! The Peckers. The Balls. "WuldYouLikeAnApplePieWithDAT?" "Ding...fries...are....Dooooone." Poink hecks "Oh, why not, ONE MORE TIME!" "NOOOOOO!!!" http://www.sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf (Mad Cow?) [Aren't you going to insert some goofy links?] (Why? :) ) Scream guy sings about skin grafts. "Ding,FriezAreDone.." Jess "You're trying to make it into a musical virus, get it stuck in people's heads?" http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/20/ [NOOO..Oh! Wait, Whew! ^_^] http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/ [NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOWOOOO!!!] 0:42 - Headbanging to DingFriesAreDone. And damaging the stage. Java "Done! HuhHuhHuuu!" chasing his hanging eyeball. Mutt "Have you checked out the Website? SaveDisney.com!" http://www.savedisney.com/ Send letters to Roy, read the letter he sent to Eisner. Mutt's upbeat. "Whenever I'm depressed I just read that letter he wrote to Michael, and I'm all in a good mood again. And also remember that Divx is dead." http://www.divx.com/ "Two things that cheer me up!" 0:43 - Wisdom from Walt "Happiness is a frame of mind, it all depends on how you look at things." (Disney used Zen?) [How else can Peter, Poppins and Elliot fly?] Carrot now has Eraserhead hair? Mutt "I've been gone for a month, and look what happens!" 0:44 - Poink has a story about Rasvar.. "He's always on my case about my flatulence.." Ras "That's because it *is* that bad." Rasvar ripped a cubicle-destroying fart? http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=433 0:45 - Gas effects entire office. Guy walks up "You know, I'm 56 years old, but nothing's EVER come out of my body like that!?" Ras "Hey!" Poink "No more bitchin' from the Rasvar!" Ras sighs "Ok, just for that.." http://www.sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf "NOOOOOOOOOO!" Spectral Burger King drone possesses the stage. Carrot and Tod blink and try eating the guy's hat. "IWerkAt BurgerKingMakingBurgersIWearPaperhats.." Jess sighs "Please don't let this become another Badger.." http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/13/ Poink wows "I wasn't this mad with HERB.. the guy who'd never eaten a Whooper." http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_herb.htm 0:46 - Herb, one guy who hadn't eaten a Whopper. Other than millions of veggie-people. 0:47 - Stagehand.. does things with carrot.. Rasvar's armpit O_O Poink "Hey, he shaved!" Armpit hair duel? Carrot "Neow!" Tod "You know we're in sad shape when the smartest person on the cast is a vegetable." Poink "Oh... I suppose we need to jump on the Hot Story tonight.." Tod "Which one?" Poink "We busted a cap in SADDAM'S ASS!" http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bomb.php (Finally..) Tod "Ya we did!" Rasvar ers "He's still alive, we didn't shoot him." Arthur clarifies "You can put a cap in his ass and still not kill him. He'll be hobling around for a while." <IJustGotSomeSatisfaction.mp3> Tod "All the soldiers go with a BB Gun on his butt." http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/real_hussein 0:48 - CNN video, audience cheers at medical checkup. Carrot has grown werewolf teeth? o_o Tod "Wow." 0:49 - Poink "Ding, fries are done." Carrot FREAKS! Tod "It's overdone, ONE DAY!" Poink "Oh, like we never overdo anything on this show! :P" Mutt "We overdo EVERY SHOW! :D" Arthur "BadgerBadger!!.." http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/ <Applause!.mp3> Arthur "I would go like.. GRR!" <CowMoos.mp3> Arthur o_O DISCUSSION: New BattleStar Galactica. Tod likes! Arthur GRRS.. Rasvar <EEK!.mp3> 0:50 - People fight over fake teeth. Simba "I pity the fool, I pity the fool.." (That's the Cue!) http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=95198 [Psst.. don't see the other eps just yet..] People look for Nerd? Stagehands try to.. reconstruct him? 0:51 - Looking for Nerd eyes "I need to..skwew them on myface.." <BattleStarGalactica.mp3> Vibrating Alien Head O_O at you 0:52 - ART JAM TOPIC - Poink "Flatulence!" Tod NOs... "Piercings?" Ras "Keep it CLEAN?!" Devin notes he and his brother are into fun, don't worry about offending "If it was appropriate during his life, it's appropriate now." Devin "Just use your judgment. I trust people's judgment" http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=135614 [Most, anyway] 0:53 - Poink "OUR judgment?" Tod "That's a scary thing!" artjam@pawpet.org CAPTION PICTURE: GUY WHO IS COVERED IN *SNAKES*?? O_O 0:54 - Mutt announces more special guests: Bernie, and.. Face? Simba "Face? Oh, it's not ready.." holds up two hands, one with eyes, one with mouth. Tod "Hi Face!" Face hops happily, but cannot talk. 0:55 - Angry face. Happy face! Bipolar puppet? Mutt "We've got to do something with these Barbie Heads.. we've got Barbie Heads everywhere.." 0:56 - NERDFERRET! With neon green goggles and goofy teeth! Hulk Nerd? "Rrrrrnnn.. I wanted to trwy.. the grinning part.." Nerd the werewolfferret. Tod "We had a party last night!" Mutt "We did not!" "We did too." "I don't remember a thing.." 0:57 - 38 people for Christmas party! <LostInSpace.mp3> Tod "Why is Lost in Space on?" Green eyed nerd poses with Red eyed Poink. 0:58 - People played different characters. Devin was Eminem? Nerd "Idon'tlikebeinghomophobic, uhhuh.." Tod "And KP was somebody half the people didn't know about, KP ended up being Lady Godiva." Mutt and Poink ? Rasvar loses all control! http://www.bbc.co.uk/coventry/features/stories/2002/04/the-history-of-lady-godiva.shtml Art of riding a horse while naked. Chocolates just ripoff Ras "I'm certainly glad he didn't try to act out the part." Nerd swoons and faints. 0:59 - Gary Colman, Britney Spears, and Rush Limbaugh also at party Not picked: Stripperella, Captain Jack Sparrow. Rasvar "Ok folks, I need a capture of Mutt saying 'I wanna be Stripperella." http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=637 [That's NOT Stripperella.] (Britney was at the party too!) 1:00 - Nerd arghs "Iwannabe Stwipperella!" Wierd channel people want to see KP on a horse. AquaTeenHungerForce. Fast food that fights crime? Carrot likes it! 1:01 - Rasvar's armpit again. And other parts of Yappy. Mutt apologizes for being away a month? Huge deadlines, "I was playing beat the clock for a long time on a lot of art projects. Learning how to be a Freelance artist isn't always the most.. effective way to get paid." 1:02 - <StarWarsImperialMarch-HappyHardcoreEdition.mp3> Herbie also hurt his back. And KP sprained his ankle? ***** [BF, Aren't you going to tell people about how you bought that 2CD Happy Hardcore collection, then learned that awesome Lost In Space song by Bang! was really Commercial Trance, and after having your skull beaten from within by mindless bass for two days you decided that maybe Devin's right, and Happy Hardcore is food for the Grinch?] (.. what? I can't hear you..) Search: Bang! http://www.happyhardcore.com/forums/portal_Resources.asp?num=10&area=4&search=Bang%21 Lost In Space-Trance http://midexmusic.alivewww.co.uk/midex/media/previews/mp3/various/lisntranceprev.mp3 Lost In Space-HappyHardcore http://www.undergroundrecordings.com/bang!%20lost%20in%20space%20s&e%20remix%20(warped%20004a).mp3 [Moral: Blackfoot's taste in music sucks.] (YOU like Country/Rap) ***** 1:02 - Heading to Barney's for Santa's White Christmas. Coffee quest turns dangerous. KP gets cool walking stick. 1:03 - Tod "Yesterday, people were looking at his ankle, and it was swollen to the size of a plumb." (Cool!) Mutt "Everyone's getting hurt." Poink "Oh yeah." Tod "Christmas Sucks." http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=69496 Herbie was helping the Big Bad Wolf "Who weights about 10,000lbs.. cause of all the lights on him." hurt back? 1:04 - JR had the flu. Mutt wonders if Yappy got hurt too? Tod "He broke his arm earlier in the year." New Years idea. Tod "We were talking about putting the Year 2003 on the barbecue and burning it." Mutt "Peeing on it! 1:05 - <StarWarsRaveMusic.mp3> 2003, a Trash Odyssey. 1:06 - In channel, Zorro rewrites Christmas Carols? Tod "Ferrets roasting on an open fire..(O_O) raccoons nipping at your nose.." http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=406 (Crazy foxes) Mejeep notes spotlight's missing from the stage. "Ferrets always steal the spotlight!" 1:07 - Mutt "Mejeep you rule!" got autographed gift from Jim Dale (Dr. from Pete's Dragon) for Mutt. Poink "You know, I just remembered why I hated that movie" (!?!) "Hellen Ready singing.. about the lighthouse." http://www.sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf (Would you like http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=647 (apple pie with THAT?!) 1:08 - Mutt "I love Helen Ready!" (^_^) "She's got bumps!" (o_O) "She turns my crank!" Silence "What?" "She's a feminist." Mutt "Good for her!" Poink "Which means she's a lesbian." http://www.80stees.com/products/Different_strokes_t-shirt_stars.asp Mutt "She is not a lesbian!" Poink "Yes she is!" Mutt "She can roar, I'll bark!" Poink "She is woman! Hear her roar! I'll be her ass is too big to ignore!" http://www.rathergood.com/george/ (.... GRAAHH!!) [This is fun :)] 1:09 - Mutt "Helen, I love you! Call in! Roar for me! She woman!" Channel rollcall! http://www.sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf Jess cracks up! "Da DadaDa, Da DaDaDa, Da DadadaTHAT'SENOUGH!" Ras kills it <MexicanHatDance.mp3> Jess does rollcall 1:10 - Devin's cousin in channel also. <ExtremeCloseupOnJessGlasses.mp3> "What are you guys doing? <ExtremeCloseupOnJessJeans.mp3> "Should I shake it? :P" 1:11 - MORE BURGER KING! Tod implores Jess "Sing it, please??" Simba raves to Burger King retard. Extreme Closeup! Vaguely resembles Bill from Bill and Ted.. 1:12 - Dramatic "DING..FRIES..ARE..DOONNNE.." Rasvar makes screen freeze of Simba's intense opera face. Next week, Christmas! Poink "Guess what I'm doing this week?" "What?" "I'm gonna find the biggest boat paddle I can and spankin' Rasvar's ass if he plays that one more time!!" 1:13 - Guess. 1:14 - Remaking a Charlie Brown Christmas? Poink "I'd rather be Lucy. She's a prick." 1:15 - <ASongSungByHelenReady.mp3> People distribute the roles of Peanuts characters. "And did I hear you say.." Poink "That all feminists are gay.." "In the sky.." "Lesbian bitch! ^_^" http://www.rathergood.com/thomas/ (You are sooooo lucky) Rasvar "You know..we're going to have to start giving out your address Poink." "Why? :)" "..BECAUSE I'm not gonna have this place FIREBOMBED! If they're gonna FIREBOMB someplace, it's gonna be where you are!!" http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=134882 1:16 - Poink "Hey! It's not my fault she's a lesbian! ^_^" Crappy "A what? o_O" http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sayit.php 1:17 - Mutt talks about Con he went to, then people make a discovery. Poink addresses the channel "HEY! Just so you know.. you guys out there that can't see the show right now.. REALPLAYER IS DOWN! ^_^" Crappy "Oh good!" Rasvar gets years of revenge on Poink during radio silence. Poink "Oh, come on, that's not an air horn!" 1:18 - Crappy stares at Yappy's handcuffs, attached to the camera? 1:19 - Christmas shopping. Mutt's broke :/ "Two presents, and the rest are going to be drawings." 1:20 - Tod bought his earlier in the year, cause he's smart and got a discount. [Better than looking for FFX on XmasEve.](And couldn't find it :/) 1:21 - Rationing the chocolate in the house. 1:22 - <SoothingMusic.mp3> Look for Helen Ready pictures Mutt "Google search Helen Ready everybody, and look at it yourself http://www.delafont.com/music_acts/Helen-Reddy.htm Mutt "I love Google! ^_^" http://www.rockdirt.com/print2334.html (So do I :) ) 1:23 - Pavarotti gets married? Cult icon? 1:24 - Pavarotti & Friends.. like Barney? 1:25 - Pavarotti & Porn? -_O Poink "He was Keiko's stunt double in Free Willy :)" Keiko has died also :( http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/12/13/norway.keiko.ap/index.html 1:26 - Rasvar "He's been on Saturday Night Live." "The WHALE?" "No! Pavarotti :P" Planning You're So Stupid! And other games for later 1:27 - Rasvar asks channel for obscure actors to look up. 1:28 - Movies Jim Dale's been in. http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0197715/ 1:29 - Rasvar "He was in the Iron Maiden?" Mutt "I love that band! 1:30 - Fantasy Rock Band. Van Halen plays for KISS? 1:31 - Rasvar votes for Barry Manilow. YES! Guessing who famous rockers are under the KISS makeup. (Styx-DoubleLife.mp3) Poink "I do here that Gene Simmons wears tongue extensions." Mutt "NO, he does not either." Crappy "That's his real tongue? AHH!" 1:32 - Channel wants Elton John? Poink "WIERD AL!" Got the hair! Mutt "Hey Gene, if you're watching, call in. Give us some suggestions for the show." http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/incriminati.php [Now you're the one being nasty.] (It's just a running gag!) 1:33 - KISS and Hanna Barbera, Phantom 2? Gene and Ozzy in Trick or Treat. Trying to get KISS back together. Rasvar "Wait! I have the perfect replacement.." http://www.sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf Jess notes Paul Stanley did the Phantom in Phantom of the Opera in a show? 1:34 - Tod has a new call in.. "This one will test our viewer's knowledge of Pawpet Show Trivia.." (Bring it on!) [Dude, you missed, like, half the summer eps] Mutt notes folks watched the whole Devin Brother show earlier. "We need to watch the shows more!" Crappy "(quietly) I think being handcuffed to the stage was pretty funny.." 1:35 - How various people get in the Christmas Spirit. Christmas energy seems low of late. Poink says how he does, but you don't want to hear it. 1:36 - Kawanza next week too :) 1:37 - Friend in the other room.. BERNIE! Friend that's moved to Orlando, looking for work at Universal or Disney. Costumer, Bernie the Mountain Dog. 1:38 - Dream Job? "Just to be employed would be nice.." Favorite Game? "Ugh.. Warhammer 40,000" 1:39 - Bernie's Art Site: http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Renkill/ Mutt "Is there anything VCL people might want to be wary of before they go there?" "Oh Yeah :)" Favorite Christmas gift: "A job." "Besides a job" "StormTrooper Uniform" 1:40 - Star Wars fan. Favorite Char: Darth Vader. Not NSync kid <DeathStarEXPLODES!.av> Bernie "There we go :)" Food. Mom's dish "Polish Kilabasa (sp??)" 1:41 - Mutt "Are you Polish?!" "No, I'm not Polish." Someone "He's a Polock! :) No.." Mutt and Yappy had a Polish taxi-driver, learned some lingo Polish Canadian? 1:42 - Yappy "He's a Polanuckanuk" Polish jokes. Bernie just smirks and nods. Zipper or Button fly? "Button fly.." Gum under table? Sometimes Dream of killing someone? "Yes." 1:43 - Flying dream? "Many many times :)" Flying standing up, levitating! Like Black Hole robot Playstation or Nintendo? "Yes :)" "Have you ever sniffed your finger after it being in your belly button?" Bernie :) .... . "What? No..." 1:44 - Fold or Wad? Bernie ?? <DeepThroat.mp3> Music type - Classical, Techno, Metal, good mix. 1:45 - Questions from the Audience: Favorite Movie? "StarWars" Mutt "Which one?" "Empire Strikes Back" Shoe? Size 11 Cat or Dog? "Dog. Got 3 of them :)"<DogRunsAcrossScreen.fx> Arthur "You would.." LOTR vs Harry Potter "Lord of the Rings for Sure.." 1:46 - Tod "Mashed Or Baked?" Bernie o_O "That would be Mashed.." Arthur "EYES..." Cartoon char? ".." Crappy "Me!" "Bugs Bunny.. Teen Titans" Beatles vs Elvis "Beatles!" <RockingPeople.fx> 1:47 - Actor, Actress "Harrison Ford & Segornie Weaver" Magic 8-ball? "Will I.. be employed, next year. At all." Mutt swears 8-ball doesn't lie!" 1:48 - Says: "You May Rely On It!" Yays! Cool people who live in Davenport. And JR. Tod "We could have our own episode of Friends!" 1:49 - Rasvar "Who gets to shoot somebody then?" Mutt "ME!" http://www.80stees.com/products/Dallas_I_shot_JR_Ewing_t-shirt.asp Mutt thanks Bernie for coming in! <WarpingAcrossTheGalaxy.fx> "WOAH!" Tod has a list of questions about the Pawpet Show.. time for Who Wants to Win Nothing and Like It! 1:50 - Corsair's calling in. Tod "I hope you've been watching the show for several years!" Crappy recalls wierdness of Davenport, skyscraper in pasture? 1:51 - Sermon by Reverend Cow -Spider. Tod "I feel moved!" "MOO!" 1:52 - Cow impersonates fly on windshield, SMASHES flat on stage! Tod "Do it again, please! ?" "Wha..OhNo.Ahh.." SPLAT! Cow goes an impression of Poink? ".....Moo!" Cow does Rasvar, expands in size at he/she/it nears camera. Poink "It looks just like me, no Buttcrack! :P" 1:53 - Cow attacks Poink! Is repelled by slinky-gun! Rasvar takes the slinky gun and uses it on Poink "OwOwOwOwOw!" Corsair Hellos! "Calling in from Osowa Japan." Nava-stationed. Record for long-distance callin. 1:54 - Corsair's been watching since Arthur's last year. Tod notes 8 questions, multiple choice, from last 4 years. #1: "What is Mama Folksmanis's first name?" "Mama?" A) Jenny B) Julie C) Judy D) Janie 1:55 - Corsair picks C, bingo! "I've ordered a few Folkmanis.." #2: Yappyfox apartment. "What song was played during the infamous Keyhole-Cam segment? Was it.." A) Shake Your Booty B) That's the Way I Like It C) Jeepers Creepers D) Theme from Deep Throat 1:56 - Corsair ers.. "I have no clue." A? Tod "No.. that's one's wrong." Poink "You Suck! :)" "NO." Answer B. <Joker'sWild.mp3> #3: "Who has NOT done an opening segment for the Funday Pawpet Show? Was it.." A) Benjamin Franklin B) Trout Fishing In America C) Star Wars Troopers D) Wierd Al 1:57 - Corsair "..Wierd Al." Crappy "Is that your final answer?.." Corsair yeps. Right! #4. Who's made a song about the Pawpet Show Cast? A) 2 the Ranting Griffin.. Corsair "I can answer that one already, cause I've heard 2's download." http://www.werewolves.org/~two/Music/2-pawpets.mp3 http://www.werewolves.org/~two/index2.htm #5. "Which of the Following Props has been used to decorate the stage for a themed show:" A) Easter Lillies B) Fire Crackers C) A bolt of Fur (Whose? o_O) D) Mirror from Yap Bedroom 1:58 - Corsair goes for A. Bingo! First Easter Show. Crappy "And somebody farted.." Mutt urks "I've got to edit together a Best Of one of these days.. or one of these years.." #6. "Which of the Following is the Traditional Answer for the end of a Win Nothing And Like It Question?" (o_O) A) None of the Above B) Yappyfox C) Love D) Raini Cute (I thought it was always "E) Yappyfox"?) "Hmm.." 1:59 - Corsair guesses B) Yappyfox. Bing! Mutt "Should have made it D) :P" #7. "What is the official name of the Pawpet Show's Theme Song?" A) Soul Bossa Nova B) Popcorn C) The Boss Bash (?garbled) D) Driving Corsair "That would be A) Soul Bossa Nova" (aka That Freaky Austin Powers Thing) Tod "You just made Yappy happy!" 2:00 - #8: "What is the name of the occasional Insect Guest that visits the Pawpet Show?" A) Skeeter B) Bloodsucker C) N Sephilitus D) Bug (You forgot Pep!) Corsair "N Sephilitus" 7/8! Mutt "Fantastic! Congratulations Sir, you know what you WIN?" Corsair "..Absolutely Nothing!" 8/9! YAYS! Tod "And you LIKE it!" Corsair is happy, although he still has to pay for the long distance from Japan.. ************ END OF PART ONE ***************** Pawpet Show #193 - Tribute to Justin Bray - Timeline 2/2 compiled by (Blackfoot Ferret) [And his computer] 2:01 - Corsair hopes his Service discount for the callin from Japan is high.. Magic 8-ball "Will I be leaving Japan when I plan too?" 8-ball thumbs up! Corsair gets back April 9th, folks want him to visit and give out military secrets! Corsair "I'd have to shoot you, and I don't want to do that.. except maybe Poink." Poink blinks? "What about Poink?" Tod "He says he can shoot you." "Oh, yah! Here.. take your best shot :P" http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=133699 [Umm.. aren't you a ferret too?] (O_O DOH! >_<) 2:02 - Corsair's likes the show because of the goofy things everyone does when together. Mutt "What's your least favorite thing about the Pawpet Show?" Tod "It's on every week?" Corsair goes with Rasvar & Yappy's music choices. Rasvar "Ok, just for that.." <ChristmasInHawaii.mp3> Favorite thing in Japan? Doesn't get off base much, but good area. 2:03 - Mutt "What do they feed you? Is it Japanese food?" Corsair "We've got regular American food on the base here, all the fast food you can think of.." http://www.sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf (UGH..) Mutt "Is there a McDonald's around there?" Corsair "There's a McDonald's off the base, which is actually better than any McDonald's I've ever had in the States.." http://home.comcast.net/~alanweiss3/dwedit/flash/rockandrollmcdonalds.html (UGHHH!) Mutt "Tofu burger?" Corsair nopes. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/aw.php Corsair "Mostly into seafood over here" Mutt "Yuck.." Cheers for Corsair! Corsair "Yay.." Signs off. ---------- 2:04 - PAWPETS NORTH COAST! http://ppnc.pawpet.org/videos/ "Marching to Pretoria!" Heading to the capital of South Africa, or at least around a table. Smothers Raccoons try to get the audience to join in... 2:06 - Another try "This'll be a fun thing for ya! Ok Gang? .... nod your heads!" Square dancing "And grab your partner!" coon whispers to the other ".. by the hand! <LOL> Makes a Difference!" 2:07 - Bridge of the River Kwai. Whistling the words. "..which were dirty." Whistling = Mkay? "You sleep with me I'll sleep with you.." brother grabs the microphone! 2:08 - Lots of whistling. 2:09 - CREDITS: "Pretoria" The Smothers Brothers Tommie & Dickie: Stargazer Performed at Midwest Furfest 2003 ---------- 2:10 - Seal just stares at the camera. Arthur "Hey, that's my face!" Orking! Chorus of <InYourHead.mp3> Nerd loves the Cranberries! 2:11 - Nerd wants to do a song later. "We wee going to interview Alisson before he watches the attrawcity?" <SitComWindows.fx> Nerd hmms an 80's showtune. 2:12 - <SpaceShipBridge.fx> Nerd "OH the STARS HERE!" Arthur floats. Mutt o_O 2:13 - Encountering strange beings with a different number of eyes. O_O oO_Oo. Arthur does cartwheels! 2:14 - <TheSafetyDance.mp3> Pawpet jam. Mini-Shak and exotic skeleton dancers join in. 2:15 - "Everybody look at your hands!" Arthur uhohs. 2:16 - Dancing from pole to pole. Skeletons make moves on Rummage! Nerd mutates O_O oO_Xx "Hi Awther!" "..Hi!" 2:17 - <SanfordAndSon.mp3> Mutt airbugles. Barbie is occupied offstage? Rummage "I hated that show as a kid." Music ends? 2:18 - Nerd turns green, mutates even more OO_OO "Ah,haHA.." 4 eyes -with- glasses. Arthur "Look into my eye?" "I can swee Evwerywhere!" 2:19 - Nerd shows off his new look. Rummage doesn't like? "You didn't bring me food." Nerd "Okawy.. you can eat my.." http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=192 [Better than BurKing] Mutt cracks up. Rummage "Bring it on! I'll biteya :P" Carrot appeals for peace! Rummage "I don't' want recycled food." 2:20 - Pink Flamingos! People have to get JR off the couch first? Flu season. Mutt "Who in channel is sick right now?" http://furnitureporn.com/roofsex.html (Here) 2:21 - Show #200 in about 8 weeks. <More80'sTVThemes.mp3> Mutt tries to guess. Rummage HAs 2:23 - FC logistics. Who's all going? 2:24 - Airfare talk. Arthur fights a tongue-spring thing? 2:25 - Setting up for You're So Stupid. Rummage farts. Nerd "I put in my contact lenses." 2:26 - Nerd explains the rules while an axe beats him over the head. Alysson has 10 words to guess, Nerd gives clues. 2:27 - Turning on lights. KP "Everything's on a remote control in this house. I'm afraid if I touch anything.. It'll blow up." Comparing Yappy's house to NORAD. http://www.norad.com/ [No network is unreachable?.. O_O] Splitscreen, Alysson prepares for the worst. 2:28 - <PriceIsRight.mp3> Clues start, then folks notice Alysson doesn't have a microphone. Nerd "This was.. on my brother's feet that smelled bad!" Alysson "Toenails?" Nerd o_O "No, that too!.." 2:29 - "Fungus?" "No underneath them!?" "Socks!" *Bing* More footwear? "This is what goes over yowre ass." Underware! Next.. "This is what they're making me wear at work now.." "Tie?" Ramen noodles. Check. Nerd "This is what Rasvar is." Ras "HEY!" peers at the camera margin. 2:30 - Alysson tries being PC "Santa Claus? :)" Nerd "No, this is like..." cracks up! Clue "You would buy in bulk to cook with if you lived in the country.." (O_o) Alysson "..WHAT? :P" Unhealthy butter substitute. "Tub of Lard?" *Bing!* 2:31 - Nerd "This is what you have, when you sneeze, and stuff comes out your face." http://www.80stees.com/products/Snorks_beat_t-shirt.asp Alysson doesn't want to know.. "Kleenex?.." Nerd looks at the next one "Oh Jeez..." 2:32 - Nerd "This is something.. you might give someone.. if you were a cheap bastard and recycling that someone else had given you in the past.." "Fruit cake?" Nerd tries to cue in White Elephant.. "It's like 2002 was what?.." Alysson is just a bit flustered ".. Wait, I don't know." "2002 was WHAT? What was 2002 as compared to today?" "Oh, Y2K?" Nerd gets flustered. "No.." stagehand steals one of his contacts. "DAHM YOU HER-BIE!" Nerd oks.. "2003 is What?" "A year?" Nerd "What year?" "..this year?" Nerd nods "Yes, what was 2002?" "Three years ago? :)" http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=667 LOLs in background! Nerd"YOU'RE BEING A SMARTASS NOW!!" 2:33 - Nerd is officially disgruntled. "You're doing that on purpose!" Christmas. Presents. Gifts. "Christmas Gifts? :)" 2:34 - Next item: "This is what you're getting for Christmas. This is black and made from animals.." Next item "And this is a smell guy who's on owur show and he makes jokes about penises alot." Alys "WHAT??" http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=133080 (Rodney Carrington?) LOLs! Nerd "He's a fwerret. And his name sounds like a sound effect." http://www.80stees.com/products/Slinky_logo_t-shirt.asp Alysson hmms.. "Ah.. Nerd?.. :)" Nerd sighs "No.." "His name is like a sowund effect! Like if you poke somebody." Alysson "Poink." "AHH!" Nerd collapses in bliss. 2:34 - Rasvar yays :) Arthur gives the whole list. 2:35 - Alysson "I don't know.." Arthur "I don't get it either" Nerd oks "Now are we going to show Devine doing things? 2:36 - Consensus in channel: JavaChickn's hot. Devin "MINE!" ------------- 2:37 - PAWPETS NORTH COAST! http://ppnc.pawpet.org/videos/ Gitarzan! The Elvis of vine-swingers. Reggae yodeling rock! 2:38 - Jane with-no-last-name solos! Monkey oogaogga the base! 2:39 - Characters get together, Gitarzan Band! Highlight of the 70's ^_^ CREDITS: "Gitarzan" Ray Stevens Dutch - Akeakami Arwin - Zorro Gina Doberman - Dripdry D.A.George - Wildfox Performed Live at Midwest FurFest 2003 ---------- 2:40 - Camera returns to stage. Mutt wows.. it works! PINK FLAMINGOS! Dont' give away the ending ^_^ 2:41 - Today's victims: Alysson and Creedence. Alysson "Do we get cookies or anything?" TV "What you are about to see is the REAL THING!" <CaroselMusicFromHell.mp3> Closeup on Alys and Cree. 2:42 - No food?? Too late.. Alys "Oh my gawd...:P " Alys gains various degrees of tanning. Cree :) :) :) ? 2:42:14 - The *UGH* moment. Cree "SHIT!" Alys looks around the room to see who ELSE is nuts! Analysis: Alys "eeUUUGH.." Cree "Reminds me of one of the guys I used to work with.." Mutt notes it might be :) 2:43 - Mutt yays! "You've officially been on the show now :)' Cree and Cree's fiancé interview. Cree "We have a Pawpet Show virgin here, btw." Fiancé (name?) "I haven't run screaming from the house yet :)" 2:44 - Florida's good, no snow, like in Northeast. 2:45 - Moving to Florida permanently. Interview starts Movies? Her "Crow" Cree "Mask" Food? "Dead." "Partially cooked." Music "Anything, I'm a Manson girl :)" "Steve Miller" 2:46 - Creedence for Creedence Clearwater? "I get so many jokes on the Muck about it that it's getting old." Books? "LOTR." "I have no favorite books.. TV? Doesn't watch? "Inuyahsa." (+10 coolness points) Cartoon chars? Cree "Mr. Director" "I don't have one.. I watch everything!" Decent with new He-man. 2:47 - Drinks? "Dr Pepper" Cereal? Cree "What's breakfast?" Favorite Fast Food? "JrBaconCheeseburgersFromWendy's" (Could be worse.) Cree "I don't eat fast food.." Rasvar: http://www.sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf 2:48 - Dream vacation? She picks South Korea? Cree Australia. Animal? Cree "Gee, there's an obvious one.. fox." "Cougar!" Toy to be? "Adult or child? o_O" Fiancé "Slinky." Cree "Model airplane. Pet Peeves. Fiancé "Being stuck on a camera.." 2:49 - Cree "People on the Muck (FurryMuck) who forget where their shift key and punctuation is." (WHAT, WHY'/) Applause. Channel Q: Worst Christmas present?" Cree - Elton John CD. Fiancé "90% of clothing.." Best? Cree "Playstation" Fiancé "Super Nintendo" Always wanted too..? Cree "Skydiving." "Get myself in culinary school." 2:50 - Baklava. Chicken Fish. Mutt "Goofy or Pluto?" Fiancé "Goofy!" Cree hmms "Both, I guess." Day or Night? Fiancé "I'm a morning person!" Jason or Freddy? Split! Spider vs Superman? "Spiderman looks better in tights!" Wierd Al? "Nirvana." "Polka yer eyes out." Ghostrider or the Crow? "Crow!" 2:51 - Video game? "FF7" "Starfox adventures" Ras yays!.. Barney, or Scrappy Doo? Fiancé "Can I killem both? I pick both to kill!" Streaked? Nope. 2:52 - Dog or Cat? "Cat." "Yes." "We have both" "And a ferret" Van Halen or Metallica? "Metallica." Magic 8-ball: "Is the transmission gonna fall out of my truck before the end of the year?" Signs point to YES. Cree "Ok, it's under warrantee." 2:53 - Creedence and Rogue! 2:54 - FLASH CLIP: SPIDERMAN HAS MADE YOU *GAY*? o_O http://www.1337-online.com/spiderman.htm http://www.80stees.com/products/Spider-Man_Glass_Shatter_Club_shirt.asp 2:55 - "I'm not gay.. I'm not gay, but I dance around in a gay gay way!" <repeating loop> 2:55:30 - Still looping. 2:55:45 - Tod "O.K.." 2:56 - Nerd wows, somepeople in the house like the same bands he does! 2:57 - FLASH CLIP: Linux geeks invade Earth from space? http://fozbaca.org/archives/2003/08/15/steve_the_supervillian.shtml 2:58 - Nerd leads people in crazy Devo-like song! <IDon'tKnowWhatItIs.mp3> 2:59 - Adding one instrument at a time, Java does guitar. Funky middleeastern rock stomp percussion 3:00 - Something about taking out people's hearts o_O "Let it grow a couple eyes, then hold it up high and let it FLY let it FLY!" 3:01 - BV goes freakazoid and tries eating barbies. Fuzzle bangs keyboard keys with his nose. 3:02 - Someone beats BV over the head repeated with the entire keyboard. She enters a nirvana-like state. 3:02:25 - The song, whatever it was, stops. Just like that o_O Nerd notes it was "Show us your Heart" by Need New Body 3:03 - Squeaking attracted Bandit! Bandit looks up around the stage, stagehands tries to get him back down. Tod "Hi Bandit's right over here beside me.. (looks down) don't you dare step on my ankle.. get away.. go away.. you're cute, go away! :).. you're heavy.. don't hurt me.." Tod "So! That was fun. That was Devin music. When you want Devin music, that's what you get! Lotsa wierd, wacky stuff." Yappy and the House of the Remote Controls. 3:04 - Glow in the dark remote controls? Changing colors? Tod notes Yappy can start music from behind the stage now! Arthur "But I can still unplug it from behind the equipment." Rasvar "If you unplug the server, that's not what that one goes through.." "That's fine, I'll figure it out. 3:05 - Arthur's cool toys? "Me? I have nothing.." Art sketch pad! Tod has bug-eyed alien head that wiggles. Arthur "That's very disturbing.." 3:06 - Tod got a lot of White Elephant gifts.. people left them at his house :P <DevinMusic.mp3> Comic book review! 3:07 - Herbie shows people "Thundercats Hammerhead Revenge" Lion-O rides a griffin? StarWars Empire. Darth Vader poses. Darth is in a field fighting monsters. 3:08 - Jamie Hewlet "Tank Girl" reissue. 3:09 - Gorillaz videos artist. Tod "Not for children under 12" Stan Winston's Realm of the Claw. Convention special? Artist for movie "AI" and costumes for "The Wiz" 3:10 - Anthro fans for Realm of the Claw. Catpeople! 3:11 - New style of Spiderman. Gorillaz style? Herbie notes its not Manga. Artist Ramos. Lots of good stuff that isn't Anime. 3:12 - Peter Parker's Spiderman. Compilation. More Ramos-esk art. Heavy Metal comic, 25 years. Herbie "And there we go, with this week's comic book updates!" 3:13 - Marvel, DC, Image, then everyone else. Once sold out stores don't get more of small press? (They'd better have Girl Genius in stock) [Send this guy after them] http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=105756 Comic stores sell out, so they dont' buy more. Stupid. -------------- ARM JAMS! http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2003-12-14/ 3:14 - ART! 4-eyed nerd says daddy to scientist from Lilo and Stitch. "This is not one of Jumbas.." Art: Santa <Saddam> Captured! Rasvar "And was forced to get a Prince Albert. 3:15 - Art: Michael Eisner gets so many piercings he has an AC of -40. Prince Albert -IN- a can. Work of the diabolical Hobbes :) Other unlabeled. News: Poink works at Burger King? "DING porn is done!" 3:16 - Jess sings Poink's Burger King song! 3:17 - Michael Eisner is the Dwarf King from Shrek. Crappy's head has been pierced by a giant safety pin? 3:18 - Muzzle ring shuts Poink's mouth completely! Roxi shows the Bray Brothers together with Nerd. 3:19 - Creedence wants to pawpet, Tod asks Rasvar for a Random Song. Rasvar oh boys :) Cree "Nothing too old.. alright?" "I think you'll know this one.." 3:20 - Creedence puppets to Steve Miller's<FlyLikeAnEagle.mp3> Super flying Ken? 3:22 - ..or it is flying Alien? o_O 3:23 - One more ART JAM: Nonsanity compares Justin Bray to.. Elitist Baby? Arthur notes one has a nose ring.. 3:25 - Alien bugs Arthur! <ItAin'tMe.mp3> Ezra "This is a Rummage song!" 3:27 - Creedence Clearwater! People leaving? Ezra "The show runs late, a lot of people have to work really early in the morning." Cree "Well, that's the great thing about being unemployed." Ezra arghs "That's the only good thing about being unemployed. I was there, I hated it :/ " ----------- CAPTIONS!: FOR YOU VIEWING ENJOYMENT: A GUY REGURGITATING 7 LARGE SNAKES. 3:28 - Ezra "What in the WORLD?! o_O Wow, that's my caption" Creedence "My caption is gezuntite.." Rasvar notes the guy got a world record for shoving *8* rattlesnakes in his mouth. Looks like a disemboweled Agent Smith. -Mmmm.. snakes! -Snakes.. why did it have to be snakes..? -Repeat -Repeat.. -Repeat.. -"Ah! Finally found a large plushie snake to eat me.." LOLs! ? 3:29 - Diet of Worms. Big ones. -Cthuhlu lives Forever -Jungle Book: "Trust in me......" Rasvar "If guys wanna be tortured, send in things to make me sing." -Ethiopian buffet -New, Politically Correct Freak Show -Eating Medusa's head (Brainnnnnzz!) -Achhhoooo! 3:30 - "Talk about a mouth full of tail.." -I think my spaghetti is hissing.. -So that's what happens when you eat a bag of snake eggs.. -You might be a redneck if.. -Snakes: Guys? I think we took a wrong turn at Alberqurerky.. -There's a trouser snake joke in here somewhere but I'm not gonna say it..- Punktiger Ezra "Thank you!" Crappy "He just did.." -BLLLARRRG!! Crappy "Blarg! ^_^" 3:31 - Rasvar "Rasvar goes ballistic after the Jags don't make it to the big game *again*.." -The next spits or swallows! Crappy "I'm gonna say No.." -BLLLLLARGGHH! -After the toilet, where do snakes go? -RainMan that was made in India. -BIG tape worms.. -Snakes, why did it have to me snakes? -<Badger.mp3> ------------- 3:32 - SHOUT OUTS! Picture says up. Trixi "Hi, this is for Devin, just to let him know that he is a wonderful person, and friend, and that I love him dearly, I wish I could do more, much love to everyone of the Pawpet crew, from Trixi" People try squeezing, but end up wheezing. Ezra worries what Trixi-squeaks would do to Bandit! 3:33 - Chill challenges folks to name episode where coyote caught the road runner? Friend of Tayeesha apologizes and gets an extra Xmas present for her and a friend. To: Poink From: Bambi. "I'm PREGNANT! And you're the father! And I'm gonna kill ALL THREE OF US!" Ezra oks 3:34 - TonyRingtail's party rocked! - Proceanlotor "Devin, you're an eagleheart - The Family" Morphy wants to diss stupid customers for Xmas present 3:35 - Sefina happy holidays, and wishes she had more time to visit :) Ras "Ok.. it's poem time.." -Take a look to the sky just before you die (?) -It is the last time you will -Blackened roar, Massive roar fills the crumbling sky -Shattered goal fills us all with bristles cry. -Stranger now for his eyes to dismiss fury -(garmbled) -Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be -Now they will see what will be, blinded eyes to see -And I know I mangled it, because I don't know the song <Ras> 3:36 - Try to guess what movie this is from: "Sire's the buyers, winner wins.. NOTHING!" KP "Labyrinth" -Please Please Please have a show on Feb 1, since that's Suedeer and My shared birthday! -Unsigned -More Devin Music! Hooray! -Squire should be doing the ironing (?) Ras "Ok.." -I hate those puzzles that look like a jumbled mass of horse shoes and rings. (nods) 3:37 - To Justin: May whatever pain you had begone, whatever sorrow you had washed away, whatever coldness formed, whatever fears aswayed. May your guiding light be bright, your brotherly love intact, your spirit be strong and your faith be unswereving. Your first journey may be complete, may you have many more, may your sails be furled, and your course be true. - The Captain's Prayer. - Syook. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=77744 Rasvar "And that was it." Ezra "Thank you everyone." 3:38 - Back to the stage. Ezra "And lets keep the shout-outs drama-free shall we? Keep no politics in there.." (Can't I just say that Bush sucks?) [No, this whole thing is one big shoutout that didn't fit in the box.] Ezra "Unless you're making fun of politics!"(Thank you :) ) 20 minutes left. Ezra "Oh look! Poink woke up! And he's got bad hair!" camera turns JR "Piss off." Ezra "No! Anytime a castmember sleeps its recorded on the show, we get to make fun of them :) Cree arghs "That got me? Not him.." Bandit is still after Carrot. JR "It's no squeaky anymore it's slobbery o_O" 3:39 - Stuff Crappy didn't do over the holidays! Next week: Christmas show! White Elephant! Rasvar "Re-gifting!" Ezra accusing Ras of trying to take Mach's candy. White Elephant gifts were too good? Corty got a piggy bank with slot in the rear? Stuff the money up.. o_O 3:40 - Ras had worst paper.. paper towels? Yappy goes o_O unwrapping carton of Ramen noodles. 3:41 - Cree "What's so bad about ramen noodles?" Ras "It's only a problem if JR cooks them! :)" Ezra "JR will burn your house down trying to cook ramen noodles!" Somewhere deep in the house.. "oh, bring back the old news.." Rasvar "He's the only guy I know who's tried to cook Ramen noodles and had the Fire Department show up!" Ezra "While he's sitting on the can." Ras "Asleep!" Ras asks the difficult questions.. "When you fall asleep on the can? What kind of ring does that leave? Ring on can, or person? Crappy "I never looked back there O_O" 3:42 - New Years show, utterly destroying 2003. Bad year! Bad! Layoffs, injuries, death, war, Eisner, Bandit chewed water hose flooding Yappy's bed and bath. Wall still need fixing o_O 3:43 - People fawn over Bandit the Destroyer. Rasvar "At least he hasn't puked up today." Yesterday though. 3:44 - Rasvar "Bandit! NO!" pushes Bandit away from carpet.. chunks fly out on linoleum. Poink notes Rasvar is a LOT bigger than Bandit o_O Stagehand holds The Hose out for the camera. 3:45 - Rasvar uses the hose to tie up Poink. Poink shrugs "There you go.. smell that babe." http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=104 3:46 - Massive gas alert. Ras ughs.. "Just for that I think we have to play some music.." Poink "Learn to live with it kid! Trust me, what I just did is nothing compared to what your mother can do." A short delay. Rasvar "*HUH*!?" Poink "I should know! I lived with her! (garbled) could FART! ^_^" Ras..... Jess hmms "You know Raini's gonna kill you after this?" Poink "Strip the varnish off a foot locker! :P" <SheBlindedMeWithScience.mp3> Poink "Oh hell.." 3:48 - A study of science. Chemicals. 80's techno. Bambi and Ezra beat up the mini-computer! [HEY!] 3:49 - Crappy "Science!" <ZebraStripes.fx> "Ahh!" <RandomColorMorphing.fx> 3:50 - Poink's inflatable sheep jams along. Crappy solos! <WierdWarp.fx> Crappy "Ahh!" 3:51 - <Confetti.fx> Nerd "BlingBlingBling..BlingBlingBLing!" <Tinkerbiatch.fx> BING! Ezra disappears, reappears. Tinkerbiatch turns Ezra into Poink? Then a voop? 3:52 - Devin has an idea. "Bring the fairy back." Ezra "Hey Mach..?" <FLASH.fx> Nerd has become Java. Woah. "hOWdIDtHISaPPEN??" Cree is now a voop. "Somebody tell me what's going on?" 3:53 - <FLASH.fx> <FLASH.fx> <FLASH.fx> <FLASH!.fx> Devin wants silent run of the credits with picture of his brother. 3:54 - Frame buff is down? Picture on screen is frozen. 3:54:40 - Camera reupdates as Devin is pressing his face against it. "uuurrGHHRAA!" 3:55 - Devin the Russian Nutcracker puppet? o_O Devin works his bearded lower jaw. GRRRAS! Tod "He looks like he's got Peter Griffin chin!" Devin GRRAS? Tod "You look like you've got testicles for a chin!" Devin o_O Crappy "No. Weird.." Devin bugs out. Crappy looks like Arthur? Signing off. Tod "Everybody on the show wants to express their condolences to Devin, you -know- you got friends here pal. Lots of friends, all over the place. All over the world in fact!" Crappy "Yep." Devin "Yep. I do." 3:56 - Poink. Arthur looks at him? Poink "See? Even I have a heart." Tod "Yes you do ^_^" Poink erps "Can't find it.." lots of positive feedback from channel :) ".. most of the time." Poink "It's a night folks!" <Goodnight!.mp3> 3:57 - Naturally, though, Poink has to filk the lyrics <g> ------------ The Funday Pawpet Show Cast Herbie Hamill Randy Fox Jim Mogle (FFX ROCKS!) John Cole Dan Boatright Dan Merillat Melissa Merillat Devin Bray Jess Kiela Scott Garron Patrick Dowden Music List: "Soul Bossa Nova" Quincy Jones - Austin Powers II - (Remix by PunkTiger) "No Rain" Blind Melon "Delta Dawn" Helen Reddy "Imperial March Techno Remix"(I thought Star Wars was techno?) "Angel Baby" Helen Reddy "Safety Dance" Men Without Hats "Show Us Your Heart" Need New Body "Fly Like An Eagle" Steve Miller "Fortunate Son" Creedence Clearwater Revival "She Blinded Me With Science" Thomas Dolby "Adios, Auevoir, Aufweidesien" Lawrence Welk Orchestra Internet Server Providers Aetobatus Thumper Frysco Timduru Harik Vitapup Simba Copyright 2003 - Randy Fox. 3:58 - Tod thanks just about everyone, even Bandit, hose chewing or not. 3:58:38 - <Goodnight!.mp3> Poink "Go download some porn!" 3:58:40 - Picture of Justin Bray. *********** END OF SHOW 193 *********