Pawpet Timeline Template

PAWPET SHOW #198 - - Jan 18, 2004 - Timeline 1/2 compiled by (Blackfoot Ferret) [But mostly by his computer] http://www.pawpet.org/funday/index.php?show ^--To download last week's show, or see live Sunday webcast HIGHLIGHTS: Return of the Tardlet: Poink still thinks he's Dr Who. - 0:07 Announcement of Herbie's "All You Can Eat" Art CD - 0:10 Callin: That CD Guy - 0:28 Story of Legacy Animation, project of laid off Disney folks - 0:35 Essential things to bring to Further Confusion - 0:48 Rummage's advanced-inuendo word guessing gameshow - 0:50 Divided attention: People catch Rasvar watching sports again - 1:05 SPITS OR SWALLOWS: Norfolk Punch vs Milk Chocolate Hobnobs - 1:19 Funny stories about electricity, Poink's zapped nipple - 1:30 Two very cool Clock sites. Satilite-tuned Nixie tubes - 1:55 Cool 80's toys, how to cheat with Quiz Kid - 2:04 Behind the Stage: Yappy has box of Poink eyes? o_O - 2:25 The really cool WACOM tablet drawing game that Simba hates! - 2:32 Rasvar notes Ezra's roommate's favorite fballteam lost. Angst- 2:52 ART JAM: The Many Evils of Eisner - 3:11 Things that make Crappy scream - 3:18 Star Wars vs Star Trek vs The Daleks vs Short Circuit - 3:22 CAPTION CONTEST: Kid gets stuck in the Claw Machine - 3:27 Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Bowling - 3:38 Credits - 3:57 *********** START ************* 0:00 - WA-13 Warning, character intros. 90's 60's funk. 0:03 - The Kitchen. Devin notes they're using the wrong camera. The Stage. Ezra, two gallons of cheeseballs and stagehand holding a detonator. 0:04 - Early show tech tune-ups. Ezra licks a laptop, then you see colorbars. 0:05 - Closeup on the cheesepoofs. Ezra "This show's got a lot of balls." <LookingDownOnJR'sHeadCam.fx> Poink looks up and eats(?) the camera. (o_O) 0:06 - Bandit sniffs under Ezra's arm, making him jump. Rasvar's butt cam. Situation normal. Greeting the audience. Rummage pops up next to the cheeseballs. 0:07 - Poink just got back from Further Confusion. "And I picked up something incredibly cool at FC." Ezra "What'd you pick up?" "I have a time machine." http://www.alphalink.com.au/%7Ehili/DrWho/Sounds/hart5.wav Return of the Tardlet. Doctor Poink has the cool hat too. 0:08 - Closeup of the Tardlet. Yappy "Does that make retards?" Also brought back a cool CD. Poink "People have been asking where Mutt's been lately, and he's been helping out Herbie, to put together a CD of Herbie's art!" http://herbietoons.com/ <- front page http://www.cafeshops.com/herbietoons.9101583 (Wrong item..wow O_O) http://www.sofawolf.com/products.html#artisticvisions 0:09 - Sidestage of Herbie's "All You Can Eat" CD, various features. (Argh, can't find it) 0:10 - One hour slideshow of images. Good for eating large numbers of cheesepoofs. Poink "I guarantee it'll be a better movie than Shrek 2." http://www.geocities.com/athens/troy/4317/SOunds/shrek/beastofburd.mp3 [Nice, but since you're six months behind, the movie hadn't come out yet.] (I thought you were supposed to be my Id, not my conscience?) [Whichever's most annoying.] 0:11 - Poink goes into pitch mode "Audience! 700 images from Mr Herbie Hamill. What would you pay? What's reasonable?" http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/mp3s.cgi?Austin_Powers=million.mp3 Ezra "Do you think $30 is fair?" Poink "I'd say 35!" 0:12 - Home shopping pawpets. Yappy's computer loves printing labels! <HappyMusic.mp3> 0:13 - Dr. Poink "You have to remember.. Herbie -himself- lovingly crafted ever label, every CD case.." Rummage "Not." ".. he poured the plastic," "Not!" "..made the CDs.." Ezra "He KISSED every single label as he put each one in the case.." "NOT!" Rummage notes he did about 97% of the CDs. Ezra "And THEN he kissed them!" Ezra and Poink argue con CD prices. Ezra goes $30. Poink "That's not fair to Herbie! He worked hard on these!" 0:14 - Preparing the CD. Rummage pops up with it CD in his mouth, then hands off to Poink, who collapses under the weight. Need help. Ezra "Ras-Var! Stop watching football!" http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=581 Rasvar is occupied "Hey!" Ezra "It ain't Jacksonville, it doesn't matter!" Rasvar "Just wait the next show, I'm holding my Superbowl party during the show!" http://newmail.monsterserve.com/keepout/misc/hiast.wav Rummage hopes for rain. Rasvar notes it won't happen :) 0:15 - Rummage attacks the Cheesypoofs. Munches. People wonders what Cheesypoofs do to people.. Bandit. <ImagesFromHerbie'sAllYouCanEatCd.mov> 0:16 - Total collection of Herbie art. Portraits of friends, Wolf city. Even unfinished sketches. Extreme sports section. http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=619 0:17 - Cute anime picture of K.P. KP oohs! Herbie invaded Wildwolf's sketchbook, major lupineness. 0:18 - <GoofyMusicWithABigBandAndPeopleWhistling.ooh> 0:19 - Quicktime slideshow. Poink raises his bid to $40. The Adventures of KuddlePup, the comic? 0:20 - Ezra "That's just me, but I think they're pretty cool.." Other people at FC. 0:21 - Change of subject. Poink filks the song Sentimental Journey into an epic of FC and porn. 0:22 - Only 100 discs. Already sold out. Doh. 0:23 - Simba arrives, sees lots of strange whistling people. 0:24 - Ezra "Arthur, we're going to pose you a question." Arth "Alright I'm a good poser." $35 fair price? Arthur ups the bid. CD scalpers in the audience? Rasvar "Gonna sell them on Ebay." 0:25 - Best to buy art from artists, rather than distribution houses. <MexicanZorbaTheGreek.mp3> (o_O) 0:26 - Ezra "Think of any other artist in the world who would sell you their art for 5cents an image!" http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs1.html Not much is going on, so people hum to the Greek music. 0:27 - Rummage announces Realplayer is now in both speakers! "I dumped windows, this show is almost 99% windows free now." ftp://ftp.tron-sector.com/Sounds/IsEveryoneOnBreak.wav Screaming, rejoicing mexican greeks. People celebrate. 0:28 - CALL-IN: That Guy Who Made the CDs. "Are you there?" "Yeeeah.." Herbie "Miss you guys :/" working on freelance things. Pizza and Ice Skating place? 0:29 - Herbie thanks Yappy for the tech help, slideshow. Ezra notes the Channel thinks $45 is cheap for the CD. Herbie blinks "The Channel?" 0:30 - Herbie hopes these are the same people that are buying them.. Herbie's whole hard drive, minus Disney and other classified characters. Poink "And Porn." Even humans. 0:31 - Yappy wants to pay $100 for a Porn CD :) 0:33 - Limited 100 run "That's about all I can carry with me.." Ezra "Are you going to be signing the CDs?" Herbie "I could.. I know how to spell my name at least." Ezra "You gradiated from 3rd grade with honors!" "Gradiated is right." Yappy "How do you spell Handleing?" "Forget it." 0:34 - Story of 'Handeling'. 5 changes in last 30 before a stage show, Herbie flips l&e, conjures famous dead composer. 0:35 - Herbie's other project: Legacy Animation. Group of Disney and ex-Disney animators (Update: While Legacy Animation has officially closed its doors for the time being, and taken down its web site after the project lost its funding, there is talk of the team starting a new project. Keep an ear open.) 0:36 - Legacy got Slash.dotted, lots of interest in keeping traditional hand-drawn animation alive after Eisner's closing of all Disney's 2D studios. http://slashdot.org/ http://www.animationartist.com/2004/01_jan/news/legacy_launched.htm Herbie/Mutt's thrilled to be working on the project, which started just days earlier, although it means getting an animated short finished in a week's time on top of everything. Joy. 0:37 - Tons of Herbie's friends, laid off by Mr.E, are trying to join Legacy, to keep Disney's tradition of the highest quality animation alive. Herbie "It's really really encouraging.. to see the entire team still together, its what we're shooting for." Poink "So in other words, its gonna go down on Eisner's tombstone as yet -another- mistake." http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=143965 (R1,C7 nOOB sAIBOT) (What tombstone?) Applause for Eisner's last big studio project, Home on the Range. Herbie "Which we affectionately refer to as 'Dancing on Walt's grave'. Teacher's Pet vs Spongebob Squarepants the movie. CGI for 2004: Pixar's "Incredibles" and Dreamworks' "Shrek 2" Poink "Which is probably going to suck." http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=803 Poink "Which is probably going to suck the donkey." http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=808 (Green people rule) 0:38 - Sharks, staring Will Smith. Herbie "I've seen some of that, it's kind of hard to watch.." http://www.shockwave.com/sw/content/madshark Nonanthro sharks walk on tail fines. "It's actually kind of creepy.. it's like Seaman the video game." http://www-tech.mit.edu/V120/N42/Seamen.42a.html 0:39 - Poink thinks Dreamworks is copying Pixar's themes, Finding Nemo vs Sharks, Bug's Life vs Antz. Herbie notes Sinbad didn't score well with the Box Office "But I watched it, and I -loved- it." Treasure Planet syndrome. Ezra also liked Iron Giant, didn't think it got enough press. Give Kids the World kids ask about Herbie and Legacy! 0:40 - Herbie recalls working with some animators for over 10 years, and going to college together. Tight family. 0:41 - Qs from channel, things Herbie does in Legacy. Lotsa stuff. And coffee. 0:42 - Idea: The Fishbowl Room. Legacy occupies 1930's Hotel, redone so much it looks like Main Street at Disneyland. Poink "What do you recommend to aspiring new artists? Any tips?" Herbie thinks 3D is another genre of animation, too much of it and folks will want hand-drawn again as well. "It is a novelty as well, and too much ice cream makes you sick." Hand-drawn animation will make a comeback. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=135107 0:43 - Herbie predicts some 3D flops this year. Yappy "Too much cheese balls makes you sick." grabs the cheese ball barrel. Hard feelings towards Disney? "No, absolutely not, cause my vision of Disney is quality. And what I'm doing now, even working with Disney, is trying to maintain that, and the dept I'm working in really does care about the quality, and that's something.. I'm happy to see that." Eisner != Disney. 0:44 - Other FC things? Art auctions to help project. Pictures of Lance Rund, artist and one of the Verdun Werewolves, who passed away last year. 0:45 - Magic 8ball. Herbie "Oh gosh.. am I actually going to have a good time at FC?" Rummage corrects: Lance Pope, not Lance Rund. ASB guy lives. 0:46 - Celebrating the ASB guy still being alive! Rumors of departure greatly exaggerated. Channel, Kage go nuts. 8ball: "Reply is Hazy, try again." 0:47 - More CD info. Pricey stuff. Channel loves Herbie, even when he's a disembodied voice. "Thank you, I was kinda down today, but you guys just cheered me up." 8ball says Herbie will enjoy FC, even though he couldn't get there. 0:48 - FC essentials. Beer. Rummage "Alcohol, Ne'er, and a room..." KP "Oh BOY..." http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/181602 Rasvar "Whatever you do, make sure you don't have beer nuts in the same room." Confusion. Poink pictures beer, Nair and beer nuts in a room. Yappy "Beer nuts make my Wedding Cakes come back kinda chunky" http://soundamerica.com/sounds/sound_fx/S-Z/toilet.wav Herbie "Wierd!" 0:49 - Herbie wavers, signs off. Folks wish him good luck with Legacy. Rummage has a gamey-thing? "It's going to push the innuendo." Ezra "BOY! Like that's a problem on this show!" http://www.alphalink.com.au/%7Ehili/DrWho/Sounds/trought14.wav Rummage "We're gonna see what kind of comments people come up with here." Gives example, people say what they think of. 0:50 - #1 "I get fingered a lot..." http://soundamerica.com/sounds/sound_fx/A-E/doorbl.wav Arthur "My Unix client." Rum "People stick things.. in me." http://soundamerica.com/sounds/sound_fx/S-Z/toilet1.wav <GershwinRapsodyInBlue-BlaringNote.mp3> Poink "Pencil sharpener! Rummage "I sometimes get laid on my spine." Rasvar gets it: A Book. #2 "Peckers bang me." http://soundamerica.com/sounds/cartoons/Woody_Woodpecker/woody.wav Rasvar "A tree?" "Yay, he got it!" Ezra thought of the Stage. #3 "I'm pink, and moist.." Poink "Eraser" Ezra "Strawberry." "My juice makes you pucker." Ezra "..watermelon?" Rasvar "Grapefruit?" 3rd one right! Poink "And it's not like you've eaten a grapefruit!" "Hey hey hey.. I don't particularly like grapefruits, ok?" "Unless you're smothering it in A1!" http://soundamerica.com/sounds/sound_fx/A-E/burp.wav http://soundamerica.com/sounds/sound_fx/A-E/boomwang.wav http://soundamerica.com/sounds/sound_fx/A-E/bonk.wav 0:51 - #4 "My cavity is filled with seed." Poink "Your what?" "The knockers know when I'm ready." http://soundamerica.com/sounds/sound_fx/A-E/doorbl.wav http://soundamerica.com/sounds/sound_fx/A-E/door1.wav http://soundamerica.com/sounds/sound_fx/A-E/44mag.wav "When you eat me, I drip down your chin." melons. Arthur "Sweet." #5 "I am long, hard and battery operated." http://soundamerica.com/sounds/sound_fx/S-Z/sonar.wav "I give off a steady stream." http://soundamerica.com/sounds/sound_fx/S-Z/sound004.wav Poink "Realplayer." "People grope for me in the dark." http://soundamerica.com/sounds/sound_fx/S-Z/sldwst.wav http://soundamerica.com/sounds/sound_fx/S-Z/slap.wav Ezra "Flashlight!" Yay! 0:52 - Poink "Ok, any more?" Rummage "Yeah, I got lots of 'em :)" Arthur "What?? Where do you come up with those things?" "Don't you like it? :)" Poink "Yeah I love it!" Ezra "He thought of all these things himself.." #6 "I sometimes get balls caught in my throat." Arthur "Good." "My box smells." Poink "Wild's cat." Bingo! Arthur o_O Arthur "What was the first clue?" Talking about balls. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=140303 #7 - "I did it with chickens." Arthur "Sweet." "You lick my fingers after eating my meat." Colonel Sanders. http://www.jmanx.com/files/wav/warcraft/Burp,%20we%20did%20it.wav #8 - "I am the granddaddy of all wet spots." Arthur "7up." "I smell fishy" Arthur "No." Ocean 0:53 - Posing game to the audience. Poink "Screw the audience! I'm having too much fun ^_^" #9 "I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes." "When I'm not well, I drip." "When you blow me, you feel better." http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/33399 Answer: Nose. Other guess Poink #10 "I try to do it with sheep." "I try all night to get the right position." 0:54 - Poink thinks its him. "I only sleep in snatches." Poink "Rasvar! Rasvar attacks. Poink ouches "I'm gonna go back in time and bite you in the ass!" http://www.alphalink.com.au/%7Ehili/DrWho/Sounds/trought5.wav Not a pillow. "An insomniac!" #11 - "Over a thousand people went down on me." "I wasn't a maiden for long." "A big heart-thing ripped me open." Ezra "I'm the king of the world!!" Answer is Leonard DeCaprio..? #12 - "It's a premature evacuation." http://www.jmanx.com/files/wav/starwars/You%20Overestimate%20Their%20Chances.wav "It's an alarming discharge." A fart? "Some men wear rubbers during one" Poink is grossed. Arthur "I'm staying out of this.." A:Fire Drill! 0:56 - "All day its in and out." "I discharge loads from my shaft." "Both mean and women go down on me." Con casualties. "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver." 0:57 - SealPoink. A:Arrow. Poink "I shot an arrow, into the air. Where did it land? In the crack of Ne'er." Rummage "VWHAT??" http://www.basementarcade.com/arcade/guant/ow.wav Chuckling. Then screaming. Poink strikes again. Ras "EMERGENCY VIDEO!!" Everyone but Poink adopts battle stations. 0:58 - Poink "I haven't regenerated that much :)" http://www.basementarcade.com/arcade/sounds/poisfood.gif ---------- VIDEO: Pawpets Rocky Mountain sings Yatta! Ohio strikes again! http://www.pawpet.org/funday/index.php?pprm "Yatta" Silly Go Lucky. Puppets - Hobbes ---------- 1:02 - Return of the Stage. Rummage humms Inspector Gadget theme. CAPTION PHOTO: Real kid gets stuck in the plushie Claw Machine. http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2004-01-18/caption.jpg 1:03 - <IShotTheSherrif.mp3> How to infiltrate a claw machine. 1:05 - Poink "Oh, speaking of innuendo.. I just took a look at Rasvar's computer, his 'private' little messages.. he's pulling for California Ras "No..not California, Carolina!" "He's still pullin' for em!" <BillyJoel-BigShot.mp3> Rummage sings about badly damaged gang guy, Tod grooves happily! Arthur echoes "Time to go home!" 1:08 - Crappy bowbowWhoas base. 1:09 - Finding a new song for Crappy. JR goes to look "Just keepem entertained." Crappy "Keep WHO entertained? Oh, there's a Camera!" http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=494 Crappy checks out the camera. Real close. Sniffs o_o "It's a CCD!" 1:10 - Crappy explores the whole stage! Trying to escape Rasvar fart. Crappy "In my FACE!" Yappyfox notes dogs like that stuff. "Popycock!" 1:11 - Ideas for Art Jam topics. JR "If you fart one more time Rasvar, I swear to GOD I'm gonna kick your ass!" http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2002-08-04/Flying%20Poink.jpg Orking. Seal and Crappy start communicating. Bandit tries communing with other barkers. 1:12 - <PaperbackWriter.mp3> Groovy song about nerdy wordy folks! 1:14 - Crappy pops back up <PaperbackWriter.mp3> People argh! ART JAM TOPIC: DISNEY ANIMATORS STRIKE BACK! Cow has been blinded by Bandit? Ate cows EYES?? O_O ._. 1:15 - Yappyfart causes Cow to break the rating. Wow! 1:16 - Cow dances Riverdance with no music. KP missed cow last week :) <ThatManaManaSongFromTheMuppets(?).mp3> Cow does the Caveman trying to adlib his repetitive part, which the other singers don't like. http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=286 1:17 - Moo dodges giant fingers trying to crush his head. 1:18 - Moo tries to decide if temporary eyes are the best solution. 1:19 - SPITS OF SWALLOWS! MC Yappy "Tonight's selection is going to be ... very challenging :)" Moo "Durianmoo?" "It's worse than Durian.." Milk Chocolate HopNobs vs Norfolk Punch. "Based on a traditional recipe of infusions of herbs and spices." http://www.jmanx.com/files/wav/warcraft/Ya%20got%20a%20belly%20full%20of%20Haggis.wav 1:20 - Moo watches everything, a bit like Cookie Monster. Rasvar first. Munch. Munch? Shrug. "Hmmm." thumbs up. 1:21 - Sips, while people behind give him breakdancing Shiva arms. Sip. Eegh. Sip. Eegh.. Sip. "Eeegh.." Cinnamony V8? Mr JR. Stuck-together hobnob "Don't you hate it when your hobnob gets stuck?" http://www.tk421.net/gallery/sounds/goodnight.wav 1:22 - Munch. Cheap Windixie cookies. Dad's cookies, not Mom's. Smell. Wince. Sip. "God.. Bless America." Discard. 1:23 - The Simbinator. Puppet hair. Studies his own expression in the camera. "Hobnobs.." munch. Oatmeal raisin cookies without either. Java ponders eating the camera as Simba munches. 1:24 - Simba survives. Shawn's up. "Grab a Nob." <Fat.mp3> Munches as JR simultaneously farts. "They're alright.." 1:25 - KP reads the label. Well Manor at 974 A.D.? "Probably the same batch." Sip, samples scientifically "It tastes like fruit juice and Wostersheer sauce." 1:26 - Hob nobbin. Stale oatmeal cookies with choco. Yapster. "These were sent in by Punktiger.." Munch. 1:27 - Yappy's face looks blurred for a moment, like in the witness protection program. "Yeah.. need milk." Sip. "Wostersheer fruit punch. It's different.. interesting." 1:28 - Applying mascara to the camera lens. Big stage shot. Ezra notes it wasn't bad "But I wanna know why people keep sending in stuff that's intentionally nasty o_O Do they just want to torture us, or what?" http://www.jmanx.com/files/wav/warcraft/What.wav ART JAM: THE ANIMATORS STRIKE BACK or REVENGE OF THE DISNEY ARTISTS http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=286 1:29 - Ezra notes they have ten badgers, ponders Badger bowling? Kitchen "What's burning?" Ras "Nothing's burning :)" Ezra belches. Punch turns evil when Ezra burps some up. "It BURNS!" 1:30 - Poink burned something this week? Doesn't want to talk about it. Ezra "You zapped your Nipple!" Poink sighs. "Ok, fine.." Static electricity builds in car. Leans against car door while forgetting to discharge it. http://soundamerica.com/sounds/sound_fx/A-E/doorbl.wav http://soundamerica.com/sounds/sound_fx/A-E/door1.wav http://www.soundamerica.com/sounds/sound_fx/S-Z/scream2.wav 1:31 - Poink "It's still bright red!" Ezra "Please don't show it.." Ezra thinks its cool, but dumb. Poink "It's not like a put a lightning rod on my nipple :P" http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=809 1:32 - Yappy recalls working on a TV set that was charged. Shock from discharge travels from fingers to "private parts, through the key ring, back to the grounding plate that was on the side of my bench." Yappy "Needless to say, I had 20,000 volts go through my private parts." http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=832 Poink "I can top it :)" Rasvar uh ohs. 1:33 - Lawn mowers with industrial strength spark plugs. "Tim, the guy who was working with me, thought it would be funny to come up behind and take a wiz on the mower.. it hit the spark plug.." Ras YAYS! http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=828 Poink "It was like this continuos line of lightning from the spark plug to his woohooie.. and he's just standing there like.. GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!" Ezra "I've never heard someone call it a WooHooie before :P" "This is the Kinder, Gentler Poink :)" http://newmail.monsterserve.com/keepout/misc/gblips[1].wav <SchoolHouseRock-Electricity.mp3> 1:36 - Dancing skeleton helps with the electricity song. 1:37 - Nipple static had lots of volts, little amperage though. More shocking tales from Poink. Thought light filled with water was off. 1:38 - Rummage notes Mythbusters disproved stories of people being killed by peeing on the 3rd subway rail. Droplets aren't all connected. Poink is amazed at how many pseudo-nasty words folks have come up with. 1:39 - Old radios, 1936 metal tube. Radio Disney! Ezra "If I move this radio to the other side of the room.." radio has no back. http://www.the-earchives.com/wavs/c/celeb001.wav 1:40 - Bad vibrations. Ezra doesn't remember much after that. Yappy "I'm used to getting electrocuted at least once a week." TV repair. Even discharged TV collect charge over time. 1:41 - <Don'tPissOnTheElectricFense.mp3!!> "If you're gonna explode.. you can use the camode, in igloos, cave dwellings or tents.. no need to explain when ya gotta drain, just DON'T PISS ON the electric fence 1:42 - More G-rated nasty words. Waving a ladies and gents. Group sounds like the Manhattan Transfer. <ManiacalLaughter.mp3> <MassiveEchoingExplosion.mp3> 1:43 - Electronics and underwear. Poink heys at Rasvar! "You broke my Tardis!!" http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/152562 Ezra notes its the Tardlet to avoid copyright infringement. 1:44 - Rasvar uses the whole Tardlet as a trash-can sized battering ram to pound Poink. Bad Disney habits: Audio equipment ground loops. Removing humming by removing the grounding cables? 1:45 - Mrs. Big Wet Voluptuous lips kicks the microphone. Gets 40V zap 1:46 - While looking for blank DVDs for pirating purposes, Poink found a real USB massager! Lower energy means less danger. Can access via laptop anywhere! 1:47 - Taking porn to the next level.. software to remotely control vibrators. 1:48 - Poink wants cigarette lighter attachment for it. Rummage can see accidents due to instant orgasms. Rasvar foresees lots of damaged power supplies. 1:49 - Ezra "How many power supplies have you gone through, Rummage?" "Don't even ask.." Rasvar wants a Skycam? <SKYCAM.swoopyvertigofuncam> Ras dangles the heavy camera over Poinks head, then starts beating him with it. Poink "Why is this show suddenly turning into Wayne's World??" http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/mp3s.cgi?Waynes_World=change.mp3 1:50 - Wayne's World vs Dwain's World. 1:51 - Rasvar notes Caroline just got another goal! Yes! <Dreamweaver.mp3> 1:52 - Astral planes. (No.. no Beavis and Butthead quotes.. resist!) 1:53 - Skycam flies around in front of Rummage "Fly me away, to the bright side of the Moon.. meet me on the other side!" barrel rolls 1:54 - Whole screen goes off on an adventure. Bye! Black screen. <HalosenogenicFireworks.mp3> 1:55 - Binary clocks? Poink has a Ball Clock? Ezra pitches http://www.sonic.net/~chronart/ Clock-related mind- bending art. Cool retroness! http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/31510 1:57 - <MyHeartIsOnFire.mp3> Rummage lip-synchs. 1:59 - Poink "My lips are on fire..." <TechnicalDifficulties.whew> 2:00 - <Don'tPissOnTheElectricFence.encore!> ********* END OF PART ONE ********** Ras "Not sure how That started.." (Well, I didn't find a good place to put this one today, and it bends the rating into a pretzel.. but for reasons that will become obvious I *have* to link this..) http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/181798 Pawpet Show #198 - Legacy & Clocks - Timeline 2/2 compiled by (Blackfoot Ferret) [And his computer/id/conscience] 2:00 - Reprise of <Don'tPissOnTheElectricFense!.mp3> Rasvar "Not sure how -that- started.." Ezra "Nixie-tubes are cool!" 2:01 - How to make fluorescent Nixie-tubes for number displays. Talk continues about strange and cool clock equipment. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/181478 2:03 - Fun with early electronics. Dixie tube gas pumps? 2:04 - Quiz Kid/Calculators. Rummage "You could cheat with it!" 2:05 - Ezra "You know what?" "What?" "I'm OLD o_O" Ezra plans on bringing Fossil LED watch. Poink thinks of old toys like Big Trak that he remembers wanting, but could never get. Programmable tank. http://www.inthe80s.com/toys/bigtrak.shtml 2:06 - Arthur "Cool.." "How about Rom the Space Knight?" Arthur "I have no idea what you're talking about." http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/toys/rom/ Poink "Micronauts?" "Nope." (Can't find a non-auction page for those o_O Mini-Xmen?) Ezra remembers Capsella, goofy capsule-based building kit. Arthur "And you know what? You can still buy those!" http://sciencekit.com/category.asp?c=441482 Poink hmms "What else was there back then?" http://www.bigredtoybox.com/cgi-bin/toynfo.pl?madscientistindex (Toooo Grossss..) 2:07 - Movie toys. Clash of Titans? Cool crash TV kid's game show. 2:08 - Pull-off-the-arms 6 million dollar man. http://www.figurerealm.com/BrowseFiguresChk.php?SID=205 (Hey, there's some cool stuff there..) http://www.figurerealm.com/ViewFigure.php?FID=341&DIS=1 [I personally like Cat in the Hat better] Poink recalls his cool annoying watch that played Dixie. Ezra didn't want to answer the next question in class, but his Small World watch went off, so he got picked. http://noveltywatches.com/mickey-mouse.htm (scroll down!) 2:09 - People force Ezra to sing a song. Ezra "I wonder what song they're going to have me do? <I'mBlue.mp3> "This is the story about guy that lives in the blue world.. everything is blue for him.." <BlueCrustOnEverything.fx> http://www.freakshop.com/control/product/~category_id=BFD_496/~product_id=010354CTTS 2:10 - Smurfified Ezra, covered in blue pudding except for his mouth and Elton glasses. Poink is blue too? Poink vanishes, replaced by a rapidly spinning Tardlet? http://www.alphalink.com.au/%7Ehili/DrWho/Sounds/davison5.wav 2:11 - Realplayer destruction continues. Funday Sign is blue. 2:12 - Totally, absolute Blueation. 2:13 - Star Avenger ship toy, raising and lowering it produced different sounds? http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/toys/starbird/ (Early Lasertag?) Ezra pitches www.amug.org/~jthomas/clockpage.html , home of Nixie- tube clock art! 2:14 - 21st century retro clocks. Rasvar "I'm just experimenting trying to find way of blowing up the Quicktime feed :)" 2:15 - Ezra waits for Rasvar to pull up the website. "What website?" "The one I've been reading to you for the past two minutes." "Which one was it? I wasn't listening :)' http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/176238 Rasvar "Oh, I was waiting for you to give me the other one!" Ezra starts talking about funny clocks some more http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/161581 Rasvar ask again what the url is? Ezra arghs. 2:16 - Back at www.amug.org/~jthomas/clockpage.html & wristwatch. Satellite technology keeps retro clock accurate. Scrolling down. 2:17 - Krusty-brand battery! Ezra "It is an Uber-Geek watch ^_^" 2:18 - Back to http://www.sonic.net/~chronart/ Day of the Clocks. Rasvar asks for the second url again? Ezra keeps going through the wierd prismatic clocks. Reinvented 70's technology. 2:20 - Sprinkler-head clock. Roman Numeral Clock? Ezra "For those geeks that like really neat clocks, Clock Geeks, there is a website for you." http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/clockcrew.html 2:21 - Arthur "What does it all MEAN?" Ezra "It means something, it's important! But not to anybody else ^_^" JR departs. Arthur only has utilitarian clocks? "Pretty much all digital. There's my face." <CloseupOnArthur.fx> 2:22 - Ezra "So what does the channel say, about watches and clocks in general?" http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/185614 "What are they thinkin?" Ezra "Rasvar's over watching football again.." "I had to check on the game!" http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=280 Ezra's roommate's favorite team is losing. Trouble. Arthur "People get worked up over the silliest things o_O Football, Human Rights.." 2:23 - Ezra tries to get Arthur to talk about something Human Rights related he was doing earlier? "Umm.. no :)" Ezra "You know what my idea of Human Rights is? The opposite of Human Lefts." http://soundamerica.com/sounds/sound_fx/F-R/ricochet.wav Left Guards. Right Guards. Arthur "Right" Ezra "Bark" 2:24 - Summoning the Magic Wacom tablet, for Sketching with Rasvar! Rasvar says "Oops" people are immediately worried. 2:25 - Behind the stage. Yappy has a box of Poink eyes? o_O Ezra wants a super two-tv DVD/VCR Nintendo center with a blinky-light clock. 2:27 - Deciding who's going to draw. Ezra "Yappy can draw, it will all look like circuit boards!" Rasvar sighs, people are worried again. Searching for Simba. Simba is under the table. Ezra thinks of a game where Simba has to get others to guess a person's name by drawing picture. Simba "NO! NooooOO!:P" 2:28 - Cereal ports. Crunchy. Simba "There's something ELSE plugged into the serial port!" ftp://ftp.tron-sector.com/Sounds/NoPermissionNoAdmission.wav Garrison tries to get everyone in channel to put "Naked Girl" in their name before names are picked. 2:30 - Rasvar gags, stuff he ate came back up. Spits and Reswallows. 2:31 - Flyingfox picks a name, gives it to Simba. Simba will try to draw clues on the screen. <WacomTalbetScreen.fx> 2:32 - Rasvar "Ready?" Simba "ReaDIiee.." Fox with sword.. Zorro! Well done. 2:33 - Simba is appointed the resident Art*ee*st extraordinare. Simba wonders when Herbie will be back. "I don't like trying to draw namez.." Screen: OH, ECHO! Simba "No.." 2:34 - Rasvar suggests closing some windows. Simba "They're my tools, if I close them I'll never find them again.." Screen actually shows up well in Realplayer, full screen. 2:36 - Tree being blows by nasty wind.. "3 letter word for wind!" Corsair? Coarse air.. Simba "I don't like Namez..." 2:37 - Summoning JR to draw next. Jr "If I must.." Cuddles Cat! Rasvar "Ok.. this next one should be JR." 2:38 - Bandit goes nuts with squeekytoy while people sweat. 2:39 - Horse with saddle. Cow with saddle? Ezra "It's an otter!" "No.." JR breaks the Ruling, writes words. Screen: "Screw the Rules!" 2:40 - Fillyjonk. JR "Is Rasvar gonna draw now?" Ras "I'm gonna draw because JR is so terrible I have to make him look bad!" Ezra "This looks like a combination of Napa, Florida, a camel, a horse with a saddle on it.. and Snoopy!" JR draws a hand with one finger on it. Ezra "And it's got an udder!" JR "That's a breast!" 2:41 - Ras is up. One person. Two people. Ezra "Keyhole cam!" One big person. Ezra "It's a female giant.. with boobs. A giant with a number Six for a head?" Ras "No no no no.." 2:42 - Ras crosses out head with arrow pointing to last remaining hair darkly. Ezra "African American?" "NO no no.." "It's donut head!" Yappy "It's Starvin Marvin Man!" Answer: MommaGyng, Rasvar's girlfriend. Ezra "O..K.." Simba "KP wants to draw.." 2:43 - Rasvar "Stick Figure Theater!" http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=102209 (Today: "Lord of the Rings") KP learns the Way of Wacom. A computer? Computer is a Mac.. JR "NotPC" KP "Neat!" 2:44 - "Shawn's gonna draw!" <Baby-OhNo.mp3> Simba "Black Grass made out of charcoal.." Genesis of a stick picture. Rasvar "A dot.. ooh, it's a line.. oh.. it's the Teletubies.." http://pbskids.org/teletubbies/peekaboo.html Simba "It's Uncle Kage.." http://pbskids.org/teletubbies/dirtyknees.html It's right! Glasses and labcoat! Ezra "Actually, his is bald too.." Ras "Oooo..." Simba checks the channel "We've been 'Harrumphed'" 3 Harrumphs. Next picture. KP "Ok, forgive me for this one.." Feline with incredibly pronounced udders. Crew promise not to give the answer away this time.. Doodles wins with Roxikat! 2:46 - Simba "Does the audience want to see.. more of this? :P" http://pbskids.org/teletubbies/nurseryrhymes.html http://www.jmanx.com/files/wav/othersounds/Austin%20Powers%20-%20Yeah%20Baby!.wav Crappy "I'll doodle.. Yeah!" Ezra goes to a safe distance. Crappy "Let's play with the Sketchpad! What does the Sketchpad do??" http://pbskids.org/teletubbies/painting.html 2:47 - Canine head. People try to guess. Simba "I'm just Drawing!" Resets. Stage. Naked Poink. Ezra "Stop TSing online and get on stage." "I'm not TSing, I'm busy!" "You're TSing!" "I'm Ebaying.." Rasvar "(low) Naked.. Pawpet... even his hand looks pissed!" 2:48 - Simba goes with "Things Around The House" Proper Cup of Coffee? Rasvar channels "We should know that Kage is bald by choice, too.." Not Coffee. Java? Cup? Mug, dingding! 2:49 - Channel gets it before stage. Ezra "Look at our channel go, they're so smart!" Simba "S-M-R-T!" http://pbskids.org/teletubbies/rabbits.html A plant? A pot? Pot? "Forest!" No.. "Apple tree?" Tomato Plant! 2:51 - Chair? Ezra "Mixer!" dingding KP's next "I've got an iDEa.." A place. Channel likes the show segment :) 2:52 - Bowl with Superman Symbol on it. "SuperBowl!" Ras "By the way, we have an update.. somebody's going to be upset." Patriots and Panthers are going to the Superbowl. Ezra "I'm gonna have Hell at home real soon!" Simba "It's *Ramen* :)" Screen: Texas. Simba "No, Italy" 2:53 - Rome! <RomanticMoodMusic.mp3> 2:54 - USA. Dot on California "Further Confusion!" BingBing! Rasvar says it early again "Sorry!" Simba "No!" KP "I've got one! I'm probably gonna get in trouble for it.." Bedpost? Simba "No.." Yes. "Oh, I shouldn'ta said that.. The Plane, The Plane! .. Bondage.." Rasvar "KP.. you're dead." KP tries to put a Scoreboard above the bed 2:56 - Style breaks the Stylus. Rasvar channels "They got it.." Keyhole Cam. Ras "And by the way.. you have the stuff piled at the wrong spot.. everything's at the base of the bed." Someone (Ras?) crosses out everything on the screen. Ras "ooh.. Wow.. it's Psychedelic!" http://pbskids.org/teletubbies/flowers.html 2:57 - Flyingfox thinks it looks like the cover art to one of Devin's bands? Wacom stylus is *still* broken.. Stage. Dr Poink "I guess it's time for a DVD review.. Freddy vs Jason came out this week." http://www.alphalink.com.au/%7Ehili/DrWho/Sounds/pertwee14.wav *** GOOGLEWAR!!! Freddy vs Jason!! http://googlewar.com/search.cfm?q1=Freddy&q2=Jason http://www.tk421.net/gallery/sounds/deadjim.wav Poink "Nice.. slasher film.. the next film out in Freddy vs Indiana Jones." http://www.moviesounds.com/lastcrusade/improved.wav 2:58 - Lost in Space Season 1 out next week, along with Barney Miller 2:59 - Herbie leaves special CDs for crew. Poink looks up at dancing skeleton "Them bones.. them dry bones." Skeleton falls on Poink "Them dead bones.." 3:01 - CHANNEL ROLL CALL! <MexicanHatDance.mp3> KP presiding. 3:02 - Rasvar repeatedly beats KP's head with the edge of the screen. 3:03 - He's still doing it. <FocusIn.fx> <FocusOut.fx> KP channels "Yes, I know the show lacks focus.." 3:04 - Stage is teleported to the kitchen. Ezra cools. <FocusOut.fx> 3:05 - Ezra goes far back in the room. Near/Far? "Can you hear me NOW? 3:06 - <Echo.fx> Ezra "WWoowww. Ii ffeeeell ssoo.. .. aalloonnee.. RRaassvvaarr hhaass wweett ssppoottss oonn tthhee ffroontt ooff hhiss ppaannttss nnooww.." 3:07 - Rasvar "Oohh Nnoo.. JJRR FFAARRTTEEDD!!" Poink belches "BBRRRRAAAPP" Ezra "WWooww." Poink "TThhiiss iiss jjuusstt wweeiirrdd" "Mmaannahh Mmaannahh" Rasvar "Wow.. Poink is HUGE!" "That's what most of my dates say.." 3:08 - Ezra spots candies that say "Eat Me" "I think I will.." Munch. Grow. GROOOOWWWW.. MegaCthuhluEzra gets way close to the camera, and starts down at Poink from above the stage. Poink "This is cheap special effects folks." Ezra "Roooarrr.." 3:09 - Rasvar "My pants are wet!" Poink thinks that's the topic for the next art jam. 3:10 - Rasvar wows, left over Art Jams from last week. JR chews gum loudly just to annoy Ezra. Ras "Don't burp!" Evil punch. 3:11 - ART JAM TOPIC: MICHAEL EISNER IS A JERK. http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2004-01-18/ #1 - Michael Eisner tries to fish an Oscar out of the Claw Machine "It maybe be our only chance now, but I have a LOT of Quarters!" http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2004-01-18/1_artjam_ani_revenge.jpg #2 - Being Simba Mach-ovitch, from week before, Simba stares out of a hole in his own head. http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2004-01-11/ http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2004-01-11/1_Being_Simba_Final.jpg Britney Spears gets drunk and marries Poink http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2004-01-11/2_britney_spears_drunk_again.jpg Poink "What?" Reverend Hobbes marries them, Yappy is best man. Fox. 3:13 - MEGAARTHUR gets idea from Devin's piercings? http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2004-01-11/Mega_Arthur_Key_Ring.jpg Devin as Abraham Lincoln? Poink "It looks like Buddy Christ o_O" 3:14 - Mickey introduces everyone to Eisnerland, which is being bombed http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2004-01-18/AnimatorsStrikeBack.JPG Disney returns from the dead as Darth Vader, uses the Jedi Necksqueeze on Eisner "I find your lack of faith in my animators.. disturbing." "AaaCK!" http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2004-01-18/lack_of_faith_final.jpg Pitchman (famous guy?) pitches Herbie's CD, throwing a Poink action figure into the bargain. http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2004-01-18/Now_what_would_you_pay.jpg http://www.figurerealm.com/ViewFigure.php?FID=701&DIS=1 Eisner gets force-feedback from animation relocation plans. http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2004-01-18/Poink_Enima.gif Even Poink thinks its wrong. Poink Skywalker goes to blow up the Mousestar. XXX-wing http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2004-01-18/poinkstar.jpg Poink "That, I like." 3:16 - Roxicat pictures Herbie ready to stamp a message on Eisner's forehead. http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2004-01-18/roxi_legacybearclaw.jpg Great art jams! Poink "I'm not aiming for Eisner's exhaust port.." http://www.jmanx.com/files/wav/warcraft/I%20can%20see%20my%20house.wav 3:17 - Ezra "I *liked* that part." Simba "I did too!" Beer. Poink explains the ancient technique of the YAHOO for buying beer "You put a cast under each arm, call the attendant over, say 'YAHOO!' and run ^_^" http://www.jmanx.com/files/wav/othersounds/minime.wav 3:18 - Rasvar notes people get shocked these days. Crappy "Nope." People ? Ras "You've done it Crappy?" Crappy? "Nope!" Poink wants to hear Crappy scream again! Crappy "eeeeaaaaah!" Repeated takes of the Cute Crappy Scream. Poink "Crappy! Think of Rosanne Bar in a Thong!" http://www.figurerealm.com/ViewFigure.php?FID=6341&DIS=1 Crappy "Oh?" Crappy "EEEEAAHH!" Ezra "Lion King 2: Simba's Pride" Crappy is simply disgusted. 3:19 - Poink "Lion King 1 1/2!" Crappy turns to the audience "..Death" People are cuted out anyway! Crappy leaves, twitching. Called back "Dan Quayl for president!" "I don't know enough about politics.." "MICHAEL EISNER FOR PRESIDENT!" "EEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!" "Poink sneaking into your bedroom!" "Ugh... er... ok.." "CHER sneaking into your bedroom!" "...oooh!" 3:20 - Crappy is slowly losing his innocence. Poink proposes What Makes Crappy Scream as a show segment. Crappy growls. Rasvar in Laidenhosen scores another hit. Poink "Hey, Crappy?" <Farts.fx> "That makes me run away!" 3:21 - Scooby Doo 3? "..Whatever." "Garfield the movie!" "Alright! I love Garfield!" Rumors of Star Wars 3: Guy who played Chewbacha plays relative.. and ALSO had to play in 7, 8, and 9... sinks in. Crappy o_o 3:22 - Poink "You know, with all the crossovers, like Freddy vs Jason and Alien vs Predator and all.. how long before we see Star Wars vs Star Trek?.." *** GOOGLE WAR!! Star Wars vs Star Trek! http://googlewar.com/search.cfm?q1=Star+Wars&q2=Star+Trek (Somewhere after Mario.. this demands a rematch) [Trek off, Loser] Poink "Kirk vs Anakin! There we go!" http://googlewar.com/search.cfm?q1=Captain+Kirk&q2=Anakin+Skywalker (1 to 1)Ezra "Actually it would be Kirk vs young Luke Skywalker.." http://googlewar.com/search.cfm?q1=Captain+Kirk&q2=Luke+Skywalker [2 to 1]Crappy "It would be Anakin vs Wesley!" http://googlewar.com/search.cfm?q1=Anakin+Skywalker&q2=Wesley+Crusher [3 to 1](That was cheap!) Ezra "It would beThe Whiner.. vs the Toupee!" http://googlewar.com/search.cfm?q1=The+Whiner&q2=The+Toupee (3 to 2)[THAT was cheap!] Ezra "The Enterprise computer vs R2D2" http://googlewar.com/search.cfm?q1=The+Enterprise&q2=R2D2 (Even game)[You'll get yours] People exchange beeps. Ras notes 7,8,9 have been canceled, but channel thinks if there's enough money involved, Lucas will do them. "I don't know who's worse.. Lucas or Eisner." http://googlewar.com/search.cfm?q1=George+Lucas&q2=Michael+Eisner http://www.tk421.net/gallery/sounds/maulfear.wav http://members.aol.com/Disnoid97/Wavs/ilikeit.wav http://www.jmanx.com/files/wav/Mr.%20T/highligh.wav Ezra "Or better yet, how about R2D2 vs a Dalek" http://googlewar.com/search.cfm?q1=R2D2&q2=Dalek http://www.alphalink.com.au/%7Ehili/DrWho/Sounds/dalek4.wav http://soundamerica.com/sounds/sound_fx/A-E/explosio.wav http://www.jmanx.com/files/wav/starwars/Star%20Wars%20Rebel%20Menu%20Command.wav 3:23 - Poink bets on the Dalek. Ezra "R2D2 can fly." "Daleks can SHOOT" "So Can R2D2" "No he can't, he just has this little cattle prod." Crappy bzzrts. Poink "Ex-ter-min-ate!" http://www.alphalink.com.au/%7Ehili/DrWho/Sounds/dalek1.wav http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=46 Ras "No hold on a minute.. if we're doing Star War vs Star Trek, it has to be R2D2 vs Data." http://googlewar.com/search.cfm?q1=R2D2&q2=Commander+Data Poink "No, C3PO vs Data." "Oh, that's no contest!" http://googlewar.com/search.cfm?q1=C3PO&q2=Commander+Data [A clear War-monger victory] (Try typing "Data" without "Commander") Ezra "They're both protocol!" Poink "They're both extremely.. gay.." http://www.jmanx.com/files/wav/starwars/Star%20Wars%20Rebel%20Question.wav http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/sounds/incapable_feeling.wav Ezra "They've both been.. disassembled." Poink "How'd you like to put them BOTH together?" Crappy Johnny-5s "No Disassemble.. EEAH!' http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/mp3s.cgi?Short_Circuit=dead2.mp3 Crappy "I say the darndest things ^_^" 3:24 - Still wondering why Rasvar's pants are wet. Crappy inspects. "EAAH!" "What was it?" "It's Coke.." Poink giggles "That either means he spilled some there.. or.. his woohoo got a JOLT! Ahhahah!" Rasvar scrunches Poink. Crappy EEAAHs! 3:25 - Crappy warns Poink he'll pop his eyes out if he struggles. 3:26 - Things that freak out Seal. 4-mushroom badger award. Ras arghs "I laughed so far.. I almost puked.." Yappy reminds him to face JR if he does. 3:27 - CAPTION CONTEST: KID GETS STUCK IN THE CLAW MACHINE http://pawpet.org/funday/art/2004-01-18/caption.jpg - Houdini as a boy. - Roy gets his first tiger. - My love for plushies started when I was just sever.. multiarghs - I just need one more quarter.. I'm sure I'll get it this time! - Forget it Jim.. the money you'd spend trying to get that kid, you could buy one. - Win the most technologically advanced dolly every made. - Claw machine at Neverland Ranch! Ezra "That's WRONG!" Poink "But it's FUNNY!" Vatican also nominated. - If Buzz Lightyear can climb into the friendly machine, then so can I! 3:28 - At least in here they won't have to smell my farts - Hay, can we turn this into a shooting gallery too? - Kids in, but not out. - The Claw is my master.. the Claw decides who will stay.. - New adoption agency tactics - Mom, what part of "I want a Simba Doll" do you not understand? - Neighbor trap. - Win the baby! Win the baby! 3:30 - Another Michael Jackson dig. SHOUT OUTS! - I would appreciate if Poink could insult my brother Foo on the Air! Poink "Oh.. K.. Foo, you're a hockey puck." - Come check out the furry Hamsing at FC! details. Ham, and hams singing. - Vancouver BC, NotPC putting together a Pawpet video group (Why is Vancouver *BC* always the one people mean?) - I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes.. I've seen things, they're often in disguise.. http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/22/ (JaegerMonsters rule) 3:32 - Simba has no clue what that is.. Poink "It's another sound from the Badger Badger people." http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/35/ (Sports people are nuts..) - Sefina gets back from "Decompression", waves to folks. - KP "And from someone anonymous.. I had CHEESE TODAY!" http://www.doemain.com/index.cgi?date=20020814 3:33 - Poink has a nipple that glows in the Dark? o_O (o_O) [o_O] 3:34 - Snow comes to the NorthEast. - Story of streakers running naked through Denny's, but their car was stolen when they got back out.. Police found them shivering. 3:35 - Garrison's birthday next week! "Thisisyourbirthdaysongitisn't verylongYay!" wrong day? People try to take back the song. Rasvar "I will be having a Superbowl Party during the next live show! 3:37 - Badger bowling later? Rasvar wants the ball! Happy Affirmation Ball trashes the Badgers! http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/173627 3:38 - Preparing for Badger bowling. Cow has new eyes! "I'mlookingupmostofthetymenow.." 3:39 - Ezra hand Rasvar 5 objects to knock down 10 badger dolls Maraca, The Log, A Beanie Baby, Greasepoto-type sombrero, and a piece of DoDo. Poink "Hang on.. hang on.. can I just try it with one thing?" http://www.jmanx.com/files/wav/warcraft/Fart,%20laugh.wav Ezra "No." 3:40 - People bet on hit number.. Maraca takes out 4! Ras "NnnaaaGH!" 7 little badgers, all in a row. In comes the Log, and down 1 goes 6 little badgers, eating their greens. In comes the Beanie, 2 hit in spleen 3:41 - In comes Greaspoto's hat. Ras thinks its tricky.. throws the disc of Tron, and 2 now have hickeys [This instant poetry is both impressive and grotesque] Ras has one shot left, poo covered with hair. Can he throw it to pick up the Spare? Ras takes him aim, and it is true. The poop misses the badgers, and instead hits Moo. "MOO!!Idon'tdoanythingMOO!" 3:42 - Poink goes next, while Poo stresses of Poo on his head. Poink "Who flung poo? It was Moo." warns Simba to move. Moo departs in disgust. 3:43 - Ezra "Nobody ever said JR would get the same items.." "I have mine." Ezra "No, you cheat!" JR tosses the Tardlet like a thrown microwave. BOOM! 7 down, cries of pain from behind the stage. Ras notes he's still ahead :) KP's holds the Tardlet above JR's position and drops it. Tardis dodgeball. JR "You gotta admit.. a bit piece of wood does it every time." (AgeOfEmpires-SomebodyPassTheWood.mp3) [Couldn't find it online, eh?] <HappyEasyListeningMusic.mp3> People set up the badgers. KP "I'm looking a badger butts here o_O" 3:44 - Cow's going to knock them down with his eyes? O_O Kp tries to hand Moo weapons, but Moo uses himself MOOOBALL!!! 7 down, Ras is still in the lead. Cow "Cowwithguns.." 3:45 - Java is into badgers. No.. not going there. 3:46 - Rasvar tries again, just for the fun of it. JR does the splits with Mr. Skeleton's butt. Plans to throw camera at badgers? 3:47 - Rasvar goes sports announcer again "Bowlink..for..BADGARRSS!" 5 bits of ammo this time: The Letter Bob, ferret Guitar, Crappy's Halloween hat, a trumpet. KP "And you still get to be a Dodo finger!" Ras grumbles at the weak styrofoam weapons. First up, Bob. Poink "mmmmMOOM!" Ras does the Beach Boys incantation "Bobbobbob..bobBarbraAnne.." miss but Bob comes back around like a boomerang. "I get to do him again!" BOOM!... one badger down. 3:48 - Crappy's hat: 2 down! Trumpet, trying angle shot. Ras "(professional) Watch the 3 on the end.." his middle badger, ending up with 3 sets of splits. "O.K..." JR shields himself with a pillow over his head, but the guitar ricochets, hitting him anyway. Hand politely hands guitar back. 3:49 - Guitar is trashed? Prop was actually valuable.. doh! Poop! Misses, and misses Moo! Moo knocks all the badgers off, then falls over the stage, dead. 3:50 - Poink "Well still have ten minutes to kill.. let's do a song!" KP has news, viewer is sending copies of AvenueQ CD. http://www.avenueq.com/ (Won Best Musical Tony! The Internet isn't for porn after all!) 3:51 - Ezra strikes various I'm-Scratching-My-Ear-Flea poses. <HairTheMusical-AgeOfAquarius.mp3> More retro60's goodness http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/70216 3:53 - Poink filks 'This is the ti-ime to.. clean your aquarium..' <Hair-LetTheSunShineIn.mp3> http://pbskids.org/teletubbies/puddle.html 3:55 - Ezra "You know, technically we are in the Age of Aquarius?" 3:56 - Rasvar starts 2griffin's Pawpet song, but there isn't time. <GOODNIGHT!.mp3> 3:57- CREDITS --------------- CAST: Herbie Hamill Randy Fox Jim Mogle John Cole Dan Boatright Dan Merillat Devin Bray Jess Kiela Scott Garron Patrick Dowden MUSIC: "Soul Bossa Nova" Quincy Jones, Austin Powers Soundtrack http://www.figurerealm.com/ViewFigure.php?FID=6073&DIS=1 http://www.geocities.com/athens/troy/4317/SOunds/shrek/fart.mp3 "Big Shot" Billy Joel "I Shot The Sheriff" Eric Clapton "Paper Back Writer" Toxic Audio "Fat" Weird Al Yancovich "Dream Weaver" Gary Wright "Our Love is Alive" Gary Wright "Blue" Eiffel 65 "Aquarius" 5th Dimension "Adios, Auavoir, Aurwedesian" Lawrench Whelk SERVER PROVIDERS: Thumper Frysco Timduru Harik Vitapup Simba Copyright 2003 - Randy Fox ------------- 3:58 - Ezra "Take care, and we'll all see you in two weeks!" http://pbskids.org/teletubbies/byebye.html <GOODNIGHT!.mp3> <BING!> Ezra looks down "It still says 2003." Poink "Rasvar, go change those damn wet pants!" "No!" <Blackscreen.fx> 3:59 - <Colorbars.fx> <VideoGamebars?.fx> 4:00 - <VideoToasterBars.fx> <BouncingAPEXScreenSaver.fx> 4:01 - <BouncingAPEXScreenSaver.fx> 4:02 - <BouncingAPEXScreenSaverHypnotizingYou.fx> 4:03 - <Bouncing..APEX..Screen..Saver...> http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/elvis.php 4:04 - <SomeoneRemembersTheFeedIsOnAndShutsItOff.whew> ***** END OF SHOW #198! ******* For more Timelines of the Pawpet Show, done by Yours Truly: http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=PawpetShow%23 (Note: I goofed during the first half of the Timeline, by forgetting to change to text to "Retarded Animal Babies 10" at the bottom of the page. Before starting one of these I often search my Master Link Files and copy links and their descriptions to the bottom of the document, then change or delete them later when I find a place they fit in. Usually I add a slew of extra words to a desc so I can Word Search the Files for something I need (ie, Mr.T cameos, or link that would annoy Poink) I was tired, and didn't even finish spellchecking the first half draft when I sent it. I've corrected this in the reposted first half. It really is a cool link, although it breaks the rating with a sledgehammer.) - Blackfoot TODAY'S PORTALS: http://pbskids.org/teletubbies/teletubbyland.html WELCOME TO TELETUBBIE LAND! Interactive fun for everyone ^_^ http://googlewar.com/ GOOGLEWAR!!! - See which of two phrases generate the most links. http://www.inthe80s.com/toys/ INTO THE 80'S - TOYS OF THE 80'S http://www.figurerealm.com/BrowseFigures.php THE ACTION FIGURE REALM - More toys than the mind can readily comprehend, and sometimes shouldn't. (Have to click "For Sale" button if you get the Checklist to get the clickable links with the toy pictures in them) http://www.amug.org/%7Ejthomas/clockpage.html Cool high-tech retro Nixietube clocks! http://www.sonic.net/%7Echronart/ CHRONOART - Fanatically colored neon clocks and oddities of time. http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/clockcrew.html THE CLOCKCREW HEADQUARTERS ON NEWGROUNDS - Inserted by me for the express purpose of being annoying. COOL LINK: http://www.newgrounds.com/tubby/ TELETUBBY FUN LAND - Parody of beloved children's website. Adults only. SHAMELESS POLITICS: http://www.airamericaradio.com/ AIR AMERICA RADIO - Liberal talk radio founded in response to Rush Limbaugh and other Conservative talk radio. Features Al Franken and others. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0525947647/qid=1093298058/sr=8-1/ref=pd_ka_1/103-3284909-6055806?v=glance&s=books&n=507846 Al Franken's "Lies! And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right." Al and his research team of 12 graduate students put an exhaustive amount of research into this comic/serious counter to Ann Coulter's "Slander: Liberal Lies About The American Right" and Bernard Goldberg's "Bias". One of the best books out there for defusing the myth of the 'Liberal Media' (ie, tallies # of TV adds and newspaper articles that were pro Gore or Bush during the 2000 election, how the Republican candidates always outspend the Democrats, etc) Special section about Fox News, and its charismatic talking head Bill O'Reilly, Al's personal nemesis, and vice versa. Also came out with details about the preparations (or lack of them) leading up to 9/11 almost a year before the 911 commission released them. http://www.npr.org/features/feature.php?wfId=1419191 NPR's program "Fresh Air" on Sept 3, 2003, featuring an interview with Al Franken about said book above. Al also goes into various inconsistencies about things Bill O'Reilly's said over the years. http://freshair.npr.org/day_fa.jhtml?display=day&todayDate=10/08/2003 NPR's program "Fresh Air" on October 8, 2003, featuring an interview with *BILL O'REILLY*, about a month after Franken's appearance. Bill gets a chance to counter things Al has said about him in the new book. Does Bill make an effective argument, or just bluster and change the subject as usual? Bill later claims, on his own show, that he walked out of this Fresh Air interview because he was being treated unfairly and asked leading questions. Is he right? Very, VERY insightful 40 minute interview..